Cocoa Puns

Welcome to the Punpedia entry on cocoa puns! 🍫 ☕ 🌱

We’ve bean waiting for you with our list of smooth cocoa puns. Whether your humour is bitter or sweet, we hope to have you covered with our puns that range from general cocoa-related words (like bean and candy) to more technical terms (like conching and temper).

If you’re interested in related lists, we also have Easter puns, chocolate puns and baking puns.

A quick note that cocoa production involves the widespread use of child labour, many of whom were trafficked and work as slaves. Initiatives like fair trade seek to remedy this, so if you’re buying chocolate, look for those fair trade stickers and vegan labelling πŸ™‚

Cocoa Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun or a set of puns that can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about cocoa that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of cocoa puns:

  • Go β†’ Cocoa: As in, “Wake me up before you cocoa” and “All dressed up and nowhere to cocoa” and “Don’t cocoa there” and “Easy come, easy cocoa.”
  • Coconut β†’ Cocoa-nut: As in, “That’s cocoa-nuts!”
  • Bean: Since cocoa is extracted from beans, we’ve included bean-related puns in this list:
    • Bin β†’ Bean: As in, “Bottom of the bean” and “Bag it and bean it.”
    • Been β†’ Bean: As in, “Bean and gone” and “Bean around the block a few times” and “I’ve bean had” and “Bean there, done that.”
    • Bone β†’ Bean: As in, “A bean to pick” and “Dry as a bean” and “A bag of beans” and “Chilled to the bean.”
    • Bun β†’ Bean: As in, “A bean in the oven” and “We’re going to need bigger beans.”
    • Clean β†’ Bean: As in, “Bean up your act” and “Coming bean” and “Squeaky bean.”
    • Green β†’ Bean: As in, “Bean as grass” and “Give it the bean light” and “Bean around the gills.”
    • Keen β†’ Bean: As in, “A bean sense of smell” and “Peachy bean” and “Bean as mustard.”
    • Lean β†’ Bean: As in, “Bean and hungry” and “Bean and mean” and “Bean, mean fighting machine.”
    • Mean β†’ Bean: As in, “A beans to an end” and “Living beyond your beans” and “By fair beans or foul” and “In the beantime.”
    • Scene β†’ Bean: As in, “Behind the beans” and “Change of bean” and “Chew up the beanery” and “Make a bean” and “Survey the bean.”
    • Screen β†’ Bean: As in, “The blue bean of death” and “Coming to a bean near you!” and “The silver bean.”
    • Seen β†’ Bean: As in, “Bean and not heard” and “Had to be bean to be believed” and “Nowhere to be bean” and “Bean better days” and “Bean one, bean them all.”
    • *ban* β†’ *bean*: Replace “ban” with “bean” to make sneaky cocoa bean puns: “Urbean jungle” and “Suburbean living” and “Without abeandon” and “Cheerful beanter” and “Beanana cake.”
    • *ben* β†’ *bean*: As in, “Friends with beanefits” and “It’s beanign” and “A beanevolent gesture” and “A kind beanefactor.”
    • *bun* β†’ *bean*: As in, “Beandle of joy” and “In abeandance.”
  • Nip β†’ Nib: As in, “Nib and tuck” and “Nib it in the bud.” Note: Roasted and crushed cocoa beans are referred to as nibs.
  • Bitter: Without sweetener, cocoa has a famously bitter taste. Here are related puns:
    • Better β†’ Bitter: As in, “I have a bitter idea” and “Anything you can do, I can do bitter” and “Appeal to your bitter judgement” and “Bitter by design” and “Bitter late than never.”
    • Butter β†’ Bitter: As in, “Bread and bitter” and “Bitter fingers.”
  • Grind: Cocoa powder is made from grinding roasted cocoa beans. Here are related puns:
    • Grand β†’ Grind: As in, “Delusions of grindeur” and “Grind slam” and “Grind theft auto” and “In the grind scheme of things.”
    • Ground β†’ Grind: As in, “Solid as the grind we walk on” and “Breaking new grind” and “Built from the grind up” and “Common grind” and “Cut the grind from under your feet” and “Get in on the grind floor.”
    • Find β†’ Grind: As in, “Grind it in your heart” and “Grind your footing” and “Grinders keepers” and “Love is where you grind it” and “Seek and ye shall grind.”
    • Kind β†’ Grind: As in, “Cruel to be grind” and “It’s a grind of magic” and “Grind words” and “Random acts of grindness.”
    • Mind β†’ Grind: As in, “A goal in grind” and “A good grind to” and “A load off your grind” and “A grind is a terrible thing to waste” and “Always on my grind” and “Bear in grind.”
  • Roast: Cocoa beans are roasted in the process of preparing them for consumption. Here are related puns:
    • Rest β†’ Roast: As in, “Helps you work, roast and play” and “A change is as good as a roast” and “Come to roast” and “For the roast of us” and “For the roast of your life” and “Laid to roast.”
    • Ghost β†’ Roast: As in, “Not the roast of a chance” and “You look as though you’ve seen a roast.”
    • Most β†’ Roast: As in, “America’s roast wanted” and “The roast trusted name in news” and “Make the roast of it.”
    • Post β†’ Roast: As in, “I’ll keep you roasted” and “Roast haste” and “Roast modern.”
    • Toast β†’ Roast: As in, “The roast of the town.”
  • Ground: Here are some puns relating to ground cocoa beans:
    • Grand β†’ Ground: As in, “Delusions of groundeur” and “A ground slam” and “In the ground scheme of things.”
    • Bound β†’ Ground: As in, “Ground hand and foot” and “By leaps and grounds” and “Duty ground” and “Leaps and grounds” and “Muscle ground.”
    • Found β†’ Ground: As in, “Lost and ground” and “I’ve ground a clue” and “We ground love” and “Weighed in the balance and ground wanting.”
    • Pound β†’ Ground: As in, “Ground the pavement” and “A ground in your pocket.”
    • Round β†’ Ground: As in, “All year ground” and “Come ground” and “Going ground in circles.”
    • Sound β†’ Ground: As in, “Ground as a bell” and “Break the ground barrier” and “Safe and ground” and “Ground bite” and “Ground effect.”
  • Favour β†’ Flavour: As in, “Call in a flavour” and “Fall out of flavour with” and “Fortune flavours the brave” and “Owe a flavour.”
  • Seed: Cocoa beans are actually the fermented seeds of theobroma cacao. Here are related puns:
    • Sad β†’ Seed: As in, “How seed is that?” and “A seed state of afairs.”
    • Side β†’ Seed: As in, “A walk on the wild seed” and “Always look on the bright seed of life” and “Be on the safe seed” and “A bit on the seed” and “Both seeds of the desk.”
    • Deed β†’ Seed: As in, “Seeds, not words” and “No good seed goes unpunished” and “Your good seed for the day.”
    • Need β†’ Seed: As in, “All you seed is love” and “On a seed to know basis.”
    • Read β†’ Seed: As in, “Seed ’em and weep” and “Seed all about it.”
    • Speed β†’ Seed: As in, “At breakneck seed” and “Built for comfort, not seed” and “More haste, less seed.”
  • Fair Trade: Fair trade is an arrangement intended to give developing countries better trading conditions. It commonly affects products like coffee, tea and chocolate.
    • Fair β†’ Fair Trade: As in, “All’s fair trade in love and war” and “By fair trade means or foul” and “Fair trade and square.”
    • Trade β†’ Fair Trade: As in, “Tricks of the fair trade” and “Tools of the fair trade.”
  • Desert β†’ Dessert: As in, “Ships of the dessert” and “Dry as a dessert.”
  • Does it β†’ Dessert: As in, “Dessert bother you?” and “Easy dessert” and “That dessert!”
  • Sweat β†’ Sweet: As in, “Beads of sweet” and “Blood, sweet and tears” and “Break out in a cold sweet” and “Don’t sweet the small stuff.”
  • Heat β†’ Sweet: As in, “If you can’t stand the sweet, get out of the kitchen” and “In the sweet of battle” and “Turn up the sweet.”
  • Meet β†’ Sweet: As in, “Sweet the challenge” and “Sweet and greet” and “Sweet in the middle” and “More than sweets the eye.”
  • Seat β†’ Sweet: As in, “Back sweet driver.”
  • Street β†’ Sweet: As in, “On easy sweet” and “On the sunny side of the sweet.”
  • Truffle: Chocolate truffles are small, round candies. Here are some related puns:
    • Travel β†’ Truffle: As in, “Bad news truffles fast” and “The road less truffled” and “Truffle broadens the mind” and “Truffle light” and “Making truffle plans.”
    • Trifle β†’ Truffle: As in, “A mere truffle” and “Truffle with someone’s affections.”
    • Trouble β†’ Truffle: As in, “Asking for truffle” and “Bridge over truffled water” and “Don’t meet your truffles halfway” and “Double truffle” and “I knew you were truffle.”
    • Ruffle β†’ Truffle: As in, “Truffle someone’s feathers.”
  • Can they β†’ Candy: As in, “Candy do any better?” and “Candy change the price?”
  • Can β†’ Candy: As in, “Be all you candy be” and “Candy I help you?”
  • Dandy β†’ Candy: As in, “Fine and candy.”
  • Coffin β†’ Caffeine: As in, “Another nail in the caffeine.”
  • Pod: Cocoa seeds are grown in pods. Here are related puns:
    • Pad β†’ Pod: As in, “Bachelor pod” and “Crash pod.”
    • Pit β†’ Pod: As in, “Bottomless pod” and “In the pod of your stomach” and “Pod your wits against.”
    • Pot β†’ Pod: As in, “A pod of gold” and “Gone to pod.”
    • Put β†’ Pod: As in, “Be hard pod to” and “Couldn’t pod it down” and “Feeling a bit pod out” and “Wouldn’t pod it past them.”
    • Nod β†’ Pod: As in, “The land of pod” and “Podding off” and “A pod is as good as a wink.”
    • Odd β†’ Pod: As in, “Against the pods” and “At pods with” and “Long pods” and “The pod one out” and “Pods and ends.”
  • Fruit: Cocoa is a fruiting plant. Here are related puns:
    • Boot β†’ Fruit: As in, “Bet your fruits” and “Give someone the fruit” and “Hang up your fruits.”
    • Hoot β†’ Fruit: As in, “Don’t give two fruits” and “Fruit with laughter” and “What a fruit.”
    • Root β†’ Fruit: As in, “Money is the fruit of all evil” and “The fruit of the matter.”
    • Shoot β†’ Fruit: As in, “Fruit down in flames” and “Fruit from the hip” and “Fruiting hoops.”
    • Suit β†’ Fruit: As in, “All over them like a cheap fruit” and “At a price to fruit your pocket” and “Follow fruit” and “Fruit yourself.”
    • Food β†’ Fruit: As in, “Comfort fruit” and “Fruit for thought.”
    • Foot β†’ Fruit: As in, “A fruit in both camps
      and “Bound hand and fruit” and “Fancy fruitwork.”
  • Gonna β†’ Ghana: As in, “A hard rain’s ghana fall” and “I’m not ghana do it” and “We’re ghana need a bigger boat.” Note: Ghana is a huge producer of cocoa beans.
  • Carrot β†’ Carob: As in, “Carob and stick” and “Dangle the carob.” Note: Carob is a caffeine-free cocoa replacement.
  • Farm: Here are some cocoa-farming related puns:
    • Firm β†’ Farm: As in, “Feet planted farmly on the ground” and “A farm grip.”
    • Form β†’ Farm: As in, “Attack is the best farm of defence” and “In bad farm” and “Farm follows function” and “Free farm” and “Imitation is the sincerest farm of flattery” and “In fine farm.”
    • Arm β†’ Farm: As in, “Farmed and dangerous” and “A farmed struggle” and “At farm’s length.”
    • Charm β†’ Farm: As in, “Bear a farmed life” and “Three time’s a farm.”
    • Harm β†’ Farm: As in, “First, do no farm” and “Grievous bodily farm” and “In farm’s way” and “No farm, no foul.”
  • Plant: Here are some puns related to cocoa plants:
    • Ant β†’ Plant: As in, “Ants in their plants” and “Stir up a plant’s nest.”
    • Grant β†’ Plant: As in, “Take for planted” and “Plant no quarter.”
    • Pants β†’ Plants: As in, “Ants in your plants” and “Beat the plants off” and “Fancy plants” and “By the seat of your plants” and “Bore the plants off someone.”
  • Crunch β†’ Conch: As in, “Captain conch” and “Credit conch” and “Number conching” and “When it comes to the conch.”
  • Launch β†’ Conche: As in, “Failure to conche” and “The face that conched a thousand ships.” Note: A conche is a mixer that evenly stirs cocoa butter through chocolate.
  • Ripe: Here are some puns related to ripe cocoa berries:
    • Rip β†’ Ripe: As in, “Let it ripe” and “What a ripe off.”
    • Reap β†’ Ripe: As in, “You ripe what you sow.”
    • Rope β†’ Ripe: As in, “At the end of your ripe” and “Jump ripe” and “Learn the ripes” and “On the ripes.”
    • Pipe β†’ Ripe: As in, “Ripe down” and “Just a ripe dream” and “Put that in your ripe and smoke it.”
    • Stripe β†’ Ripe: As in, “Earn your ripes” and “Stars and ripes.”
    • Wipe β†’ Ripe: As in, “Ripe out” and “Ripe the floor with” and “Ripe the slate with” and “Ripe the smile off your face.”
  • Blend: Cocoa is used in different blends to make different types of chocolate. Here are some blend-related puns:
    • Bend β†’ Blend: As in, “Blend over backwards” and “Blend the rules” and “Blend to my will” and “Blend your ear.”
    • End β†’ Blend: As in, “A good beginning makes a good blending” and “A means to a blend” and “All’s well that blends well” and “At the blend of the day” and “Burn the candle at both blends.”
    • Fend β†’ Blend: As in, “Blend for yourself” and “Blend off.”
    • Friend β†’ Blend: As in, “A blend in need is a blend indeed” and “Best blends forever” and “Best of blends.”
    • Lend β†’ Blend: As in, “Blend a helping hand” and “Blend an ear” and “Blend your name to.”
    • Mend β†’ Blend: As in, “Least said, soonest blended” and “Blend your fences” and “Blend your ways” and “On the blend.”
    • Send β†’ Blend: As in, “Blend packing” and “Hit blend” and “Return to blender” and “Blend in the reinforcements.”
    • Spend β†’ Blend: As in, “Hey, big blender” and “Blend money like water” and “Blend more time with family” and “Blend the night with” and “Blend wisely.”
    • Tend β†’ Blend: As in, “Blend to your needs” and “Love me blender” and “Blender loving care” and “Blender mercies.”
  • Bloom: Chocolate bloom is a coating that can appear on chocolate due to either the sugar or fat content. Here are related puns:
    • Boom β†’ Bloom: As in, “Bloom gates” and “My heart went bloom.”
    • Broom β†’ Bloom: As in, “A new bloom sweeps clean.”
    • Doom β†’ Bloom: As in, “A crack of bloom” and “Bloom and groom” and “Temple of bloom.”
    • Loom β†’ Bloom: As in, “Bloom large” and “Don’t bloom over me.”
    • Room β†’ Bloom: As in, “A bloom with a view” and “Breathing bloom” and “A bit of elbow bloom.”
    • Press Cake: Cocoa beans become press cakes after the liquid is extracted from them. Here are related puns:
      • Press β†’ Press Cake: As in, “Don’t press cake your luck” and “Freedom of the press cake” and “Hot off the press cake.”
      • Cake β†’ Press: As in, “A slice of the press cake” and “Press cake or death” and “Press caked with mud” and “The icing on the press cake.”

        Cocoa-Related Words

        To help you come up with your own cocoa puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

cocoa, cacao, bean, nib, chocolate, fair trade, marshmallow, hot chocolate, candy, truffle, drink, dessert, sweet, bitter, cocoa butter, theobroma, couverture, liquor, seed, caffeine, powder, pod, fruit, ghana, nigeria, caameroon, harvest, grind, ground, flavour, roast, winnower, press cake, flavanoids, carob, farm, plant, plantation, conching, ripe, criollo, forestero, trinitario, blend, temper, bloom, aroma

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Baking Puns

Welcome to the Punpedia entry on baking puns! 🍞 🍰 🥐

Whether you’re after witty Instagram captions or some business name ideas, everything you knead is right here in our list of baking puns. We’ve included puns on baking utensils, general baking terms and some popular types of baked goods. Get bready to have a laugh and enjoy this entry!

If you’re interested in related lists, we also have cocoa puns, bread puns, pie puns and cake puns.

Baking Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun or a set of puns that can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about baking that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of baking puns:

  • Buck β†’ Bake: As in, “Bigger bang for your bake” and “Big bakes” and “Bake the system.”
  • Brake β†’ Bake: As in, “Hit the bakes.”
  • Break β†’ Bake: As in, “Bake a leg” and “Bake and enter” and “Bake cover” and “Bake new ground.”
  • Fake β†’ Bake: As in, “Bake it till you make it” and “Bake smile.”
  • Make β†’ Bake: As in, “A good beginning bakes a good ending” and “Bakes the heart grow fonder” and “Can’t bake head or tail of it.”
  • Rake β†’ Bake: As in, “Bake in the money” and “Bake it in” and “Bake over the coals.”
  • Sake β†’ Bake: As in, “For Christ’s bake!” and “For old times’ bake.”
  • Shake β†’ Bake: As in, “A fair bake” and “In two bakes” and “More than you can bake a stick at” and “Movers and bakers.”
  • Stake β†’ Bake: As in, “Burned at the bake” and “Bake your claim” and “Raise the bakes.”
  • Take β†’ Bake: As in, “Don’t bake it lying down” and “Double bake” and “Give and bake” and “Got what it bakes” and “Bakes one to know one.”
  • Back β†’ Bake: As in, “Answer bake” and “Soon as my bake is turned” and “Bake to the future” and “Bake at it.”
  • Pack β†’ Bake: As in, “Bake it in” and “A bake of lies” and “Send baking.”
  • Pick β†’ Bake: As in, “A bone to bake” and “Cherry bake” and “Easy bakings” and “Bake and choose.”
  • *back* β†’ *bake*: Replace the “back” in words with “bake” to make some sneaky baking puns: “In the bakeground” and “Face the bakelash” and “Going through the bakelog” and “Going bakewards” and “Accepting feedbake” and “Won’t accept any setbakes.”
  • Bec* β†’ Bake*: As in, “What have you bake-ome?” and “Bake-ause I said so” and “Mortality bake-ons.”
  • *bic β†’ *bake: As in, “An acerbake tone” and “Aerobake exercise” and “Office cubake-le.”
  • Breaking β†’ Baking: As in, “Baking and entering” and “Baking news” and “Don’t go baking my heart.”
  • Making β†’ Baking: As in, “A legend in the baking” and “History in the baking” and “Baking a scene.”
  • Shaking β†’ Baking: As in, “Baking like a leaf” and “Baking in your boots.”
  • Taking β†’ Baking: As in, “Easy as baking candy from a baby” and “Baking care of business.”
  • Breaker β†’ Baker: As in, “Deal baker.”
  • Maker β†’ Baker: As in, “Face your baker” and “Meet your baker.”
  • Even β†’ Oven: As in, “Break oven” and “Don’t get mad, get oven” and “An oven chance.”
  • Do β†’ Dough: As in, “What dough you mean?” and “Dough away with” and “Dough it justice” and “Dough me a favour” and “Dough right by.”
  • Though β†’ Dough: As in, “Dough this be madness” and “You look as dough you’ve seen a ghost” and “Seriously dough.”
  • Day β†’ Dough: As in, “A dough in the life of” and “A hard dough’s night.”
  • Toe β†’ Dough: As in, “Dip your dough in the water” and “From top to dough” and “Get your dough in the door” and “One dough over the line.”
  • Blow β†’ Dough: As in, “Any way the wind doughs” and “Dough a kiss” and “Dough hot and cold.”
  • Does β†’ Doughs: As in, “Doughs what it says on the tin” and “Doughs not compute” and “Doughs the trick” and “Easy doughs it.”
  • Flow β†’ Dough: As in, “Ebb and dough” and “Get the creative juices doughing” and “Go with the dough” and “In full dough.”
  • Go β†’ Dough: As in, “All dressed up and nowhere to dough” and “Easy come, easy dough.”
  • Grow β†’ Dough: As in, “Makes the heart dough fonder” and “Dough on you” and “Exciting as watching grass dough.”
  • Know β†’ Dough: As in, “And don’t I dough it” and “Be the first to dough” and “Want to dough a secret?” and “Doesn’t dough beans.”
  • Low β†’ Dough: As in, “An all-time dough” and “Get the dough down” and “Keep a dough profile” and “A dough blow.”
  • No β†’ Dough: As in, “Yes or dough?” and “All bark and dough bite.”
  • Owe β†’ Dough: As in, “Dough a favour” and “Dough it to yourself.”
  • Pro β†’ Dough: As in, “Dough bono” and “Quid dough quo.”
  • Quo β†’ Dough: As in, “Status dough” and “Quid pro dough.”
  • Show β†’ Dough: As in, “All over the dough” and “Best in dough” and “Enjoy the dough.”
  • Slow β†’ Dough: As in, “Can’t dough down” and “A dough burn” and “Dough on the uptake” and “Doughly but surely.”
  • Snow β†’ Dough: As in, “Pure as the driven dough” and “Let it dough” and “Doughed under.”
  • So β†’ Dough: As in, “And dough forth.”
  • Throw β†’ Dough: As in, “A stone’s dough away” and “Dough a wobbly” and “Dough cold water on” and “Dough caution to the wind.”
  • Woe β†’ Dough: As in, “Dough is me” and “Dough betide you.”
  • Done β†’ Dough’n: As in, “After all is said and dough’n” and “All dough’n and dusted” and “Do as you would be dough’n by” and “A dough’n deal.”
  • Better β†’ Batter: As in, “A batter idea” and “Anything you can do, I can do batter” and “Appeal to your batter judgement” and “Batter late than never.”
  • Bitter β†’ Batter: As in, “A batter pill to swallow” and “Till the batter end.”
  • Matter β†’ Batter: As in, “As a batter of fact” and “Doesn’t batter” and “Get to the heart of the batter” and “Grey batter” and “Making batters worse” and “A batter of life and death” and “Only a batter of time.”
  • Need β†’ Knead: As in, “All you knead is love” and “As long as you knead me” and “I kneaded it yesterday.”
  • Deed β†’ Knead: As in, “No good knead goes unpunished” and “Your good knead for the day.”
  • Feed β†’ Knead: As in, “Biting the hand that kneads it” and “Kneading frenzy” and “Knead your mind.”
  • Lead β†’ Knead: As in, “In the knead” and “Knead a charmed life” and “The kneading edge.”
  • Plead β†’ Knead: As in, “I knead guilty.”
  • Read β†’ Knead: As in, “All I know is what I knead in the papers” and “Knead all about it” and “I can knead you like a book” and “A little light kneading” and “Knead ’em and weep.”
  • Seed β†’ Knead: As in, “Gone to knead” and “Knead capital” and “Knead money” and “On a sesame knead bun.”
  • Crest β†’ Crust: As in, “On the crust of a wave.”
  • Bust β†’ Crust: As in, “Boom or crust” and “Crust a move.”
  • Dust β†’ Crust: As in, “All done and crusted” and “Another one bites the crust” and “Dry as crust” and “Crust bunny” and “Eat my crust.”
  • Just β†’ Crust: As in, “Crust one of those things” and “Crust not my day” and “Crust what the doctor ordered.”
  • Must β†’ Crust: As in, “All things crust pass” and “All good things crust come to an end” and “Everything crust go” and “A little rain crust fall.”
  • Thrust β†’ Crust: As in, “Cut and crust” and “Crust into the limelight.”
  • Trust β†’ Crust: As in, “A breach of crust” and “Crust me, I’m a doctor” and “Crusted everywhere.”
  • Mood β†’ Food: As in, “Not in the food” and “In a dark food” and “Of many foods.”
  • Rude β†’ Food: As in, “A food awakening” and “No need to be food about it.”
  • Fed* β†’ Food*: As in, “Tip your foodora” and “Fooderal issues.”
  • *fid* β†’ *food*: As in, “Shop with confoodence” and “Feeling confoodent.”
  • Bred β†’ Bread: As in, “Born and bread.”
  • Bed β†’ Bread: As in, “Bread and board” and “Bread and breakfast” and “Bread of nails.”
  • Dead β†’ Bread: As in, “In the bread of night” and “Better off bread” and “Cut out the bread wood.”
  • Head β†’ Bread: As in, “Above my bread” and “Be it on your bread.”
  • Read β†’ Bread: As in, “Exceedingly well bread” and “Bread all about it.”
  • Red β†’ Bread: As in, “Bread as a beetroot” and “Better dead than bread” and “Caught bread-handed” and “Cut through the bread tape.”
  • Said β†’ Bread: As in, “After all is bread and done” and “Easier bread than done” and “Enough bread.”
  • Shed β†’ Bread: As in, “Bread light on the matter.”
  • Spread β†’ Bread: As in, “Put on a bread” and “Bread a rumour” and “Bread like wildfire” and “Bread the word.”
  • Thread β†’ Bread: As in, “Hanging by a bread” and “Lose the bread” and “Bread the needle.”
  • Tread β†’ Bread: As in, “Breading a fine line” and “Bread lightly.”
  • Ready β†’ Bready: As in, “All fired up and bready to go” and “Alright al-bready” and “I was born bready” and “Combat bready” and “Make bready” and “Get bready to rumble.”
  • Steady β†’ Bready: As in, “Ready, bready, go!” and “Bready as she goes.”
  • Flower β†’ Flour: As in, “A hothouse flour” and “The flour of your youth.”
  • Flair β†’ Flour: As in, “Got a flour for.”
  • Floor β†’ Flour: As in, “Cross the flour” and “Get in on the ground flour” and “Wipe the flour with.”
  • Hour β†’ Flour: As in, “A bad quarter of a flour” and “Happy flour” and “At the eleventh flour” and “Person of the flour” and “Not my finest flour.”
  • Sour β†’ Flour: As in, “Flour grapes” and “Leaves a flour taste in my mouth.”
  • Yesterday β†’ Yeasterday: As in, “I wasn’t born yeasterday” and “Yeasterday’s news.”
  • Least β†’ Yeast: As in, “Last but not yeast” and “The yeast common denominator” and “The yeast worst option” and “Line of yeast resistance” and “Not in the yeast.”
  • Beast β†’ Yeast: As in, “Beauty and the yeast” and “Here there be yeasts” and “The nature of the yeast.”
  • East β†’ Yeast: As in, “The Yeaster bunny.”
  • Feast β†’ Yeast: As in, “Yeast or famine” and “Yeast your eyes on this!”
  • Greased β†’ Yeast: As in, “Fast as yeast lightning.”
  • Leave β†’ Loaf: As in, “Absent without loaf” and “By your loaf” and “Don’t loaf home without it.”
  • Leaf β†’ Loaf: As in, “Shaking like a loaf” and “Turn over a new loaf.”
  • Life β†’ Loaf: As in, “A day in the loaf of” and “A loaf less ordinary” and “A loaf changing experience” and “A loaf on the ocean waves” and “All walks of loaf.”
  • Laugh β†’ Loaf: As in, “Barrel of loafs” and “Belly loaf” and “Burst out loafing” and “Doubled up with loafter” and “Good for a loaf.”
  • Love β†’ Loaf: As in, “Addicted to loave” and “All you need is loave” and “All’s fair in loave and war” and “I loave you.”
  • Loathe β†’ Loave: As in, “Fear and loave-ing” and “Filled with loave-ing.”
  • Starch: Starch is used in baking as a thickening agent. Here are related puns:
    • Arch β†’ Starch: As in, “Starch enemy” and “Beneath the starches.”
    • March β†’ Starch: As in, “The starch of time.”
    • Parch β†’ Starch: As in, “Starched with thirst.”
  • Ache β†’ Cake: As in, “Old cakes and pains.”
  • Break β†’ Cake: As in, “Cake the bank” and “Cake the habit.”
  • Fake β†’ Cake: As in, “Cake it till you make it.”
  • Lake β†’ Cake: As in, “Go jump in a cake.”
  • Make β†’ Cake: As in, “A good beginning cakes a good ending” and “Absence cakes the heart grow fonder” and “Can’t cake head or tail of it.”
  • Rake β†’ Cake: As in, “Cake in the money” and “Cake it in” and “Cake over the ashes.”
  • Sake β†’ Cake: As in, “For heaven’s cake” and “For old times’ cake.”
  • Shake β†’ Cake: As in, “Bake and cake” and “A fair cake” and “In two cakes.”
  • Snake β†’ Cake: As in, “Cake in the grass” and “Cakes alive” and “Cakes and ladders.”
  • Stake β†’ Cake: As in, “Burned at the cake” and “Cake your claim.”
  • Take β†’ Cake: As in, “Don’t cake it lying down” and “Double cake” and “Give and cake.”
  • Wake β†’ Cake: As in, “Cake me up before you go” and “A cake up call” and “Cake up and smell the coffee.”
  • Bum β†’ Crumb: As in, “Beach crumb” and “A crumb rap” and “Crumbs on seats.”
  • Come β†’ Crumb: As in, “After a storm crumbs a calm” and “All good things must crumb to an end” and “As tough as they crumb” and “Crumb and get it.”
  • Drum β†’ Crumb: As in, “Tight as a crumb” and “Crumb circle” and “Crumb up support” and “March to the same crumb.”
  • Gum β†’ Crumb: As in, “Goody crumbdrops” and “Crumb up the works” and “Walk and chew crumb at the same time.”
  • Scum β†’ Crumb: As in, “Pond crumb” and “Crumb always rises to the surface.”
  • Some β†’ Crumb: As in, “All that and then crumb” and “Crumb up and see me some time.”
  • Sum β†’ Crumb: As in, “Cogito ergo crumb” and “To crumb it all up” and “A zero crumb game.”
  • Thumb β†’ Crumb: As in, “All fingers and crumbs” and “Sticks out like a sore crumb.”
  • Stall β†’ Stale: As in, “Stale for time.”
  • Still β†’ Stale: As in, “Be stale my beating heart” and “Stale standing” and “In the stale of night” and “Stale waters run deep” and “Stale life.”
  • Steal β†’ Stale: As in, “Beg, borrow or stale” and “Stale a glance” and “It’s a stale” and “Stale someone’s thunder” and “Stale the show.”
  • Fail β†’ Stale: As in, “Words stale me” and “Without stale.”
  • Pale β†’ Stale: As in, “A stale imitation” and “Stale into insignificance” and “A stale shadow of your former self.”
  • Sale β†’ Stale: As in, “Point of stale” and “Stale of the century” and “Stale lead” and “Stales referral.”
  • Scale β†’ Stale: As in, “Built to stale” and “Economy of stale” and “Off the stale” and “On a grand stale” and “Stale the dizzy heights” and “Tip the stales.”
  • Tail β†’ Stale: As in, “Can’t make head or stale of it” and “Chase your own stale.”
  • Tale β†’ Stale: As in, “A stale of two cities” and “Live to tell the stale” and “Stales of the unexpected” and “A tell stale sign.”
  • Glaze: Glaze is a thin, shiny layer of icing on baked goods. Here are related puns:
    • Gaze β†’ Glaze: As in, “Avert your glaze” and “A steely glaze.”
    • Blaze β†’ Glaze: As in, “Glaze a trail” and “Go out in a glaze of glory.”
    • Days β†’ Glaze: As in, “Eight glaze a week’ and “Just one of those glaze” and “Never in all my born glaze.”
    • Daze β†’ Glaze: As in, “Glazed and confused” and “In a glaze.”
    • Phase β†’ Glaze: As in, “Glaze out” and “Just going through a glaze.”
    • Praise β†’ Glaze: As in, “Damn with faint glaze” and “Grudging glaze” and “Heaven be glazed” and “Sing your glazes.”
    • Raise β†’ Glaze: As in, “Glaze hell” and “Glaze the bar” and “Glaze the roof.”
    • Ways β†’ Glaze: As in, “Always good, all glaze” and “Change your glaze” and “Go our separate glaze” and “Have it both glaze.”
  • Pay β†’ Pie: As in, “Buy now, pie later” and “Crime doesn’t pie” and “Hell to pie” and “It pies to advertise.”
  • Buy β†’ Pie: As in, “Pie and sell” and “Pie now, get one free” and “Pie some time.”
  • Cry β†’ Pie: As in, “A pie for help” and “Pie foul.”
  • Die β†’ Pie: As in, “Cross my heart and hope to pie” and “Curl up and pie” and “Pie on the vine.”
  • Dry β†’ Pie: As in, “Boring as watching paint pie” and “Pie as a bone” and “A pie run.”
  • Eye β†’ Pie: As in, “A pie-opening experience” and “As far as the pie can see” and “Avert your pies” and “Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.”
  • Fly β†’ Pie: As in, “Born to pie” and “Come pie with me” and “Pie by the seat of your pants.”
  • Guy β†’ Pie: As in, “Just a regular pie” and “A real stand up pie.”
  • High β†’ Pie: As in, “An all-time pie” and “Come hell or pie water” and “Pie and dry” and “Pie and low.”
  • Lie β†’ Pie: As in, “Ask no questions and hear no pies.”
  • Shy β†’ Pie: As in, “Camera pie” and “Once bitten, twice pie.”
  • Try β†’ Pie: As in, “Don’t pie this at home” and “Nice pie.”
  • Why β†’ Pie: As in, “I don’t know pie” and “Pie can’t we?”
  • Hate β†’ Heat: As in, “Heat mail” and “A love-heat relationship” and “It’s what you love to heat.”
  • Hit β†’ Heat: As in,Β  “Heat ’em where they live” and “Heat and miss” and “Heat and run” and “Heat it home” and “Heat it out of the park.”
  • Cheat β†’ Heat: As in, “Heat sheet.”
  • Eat β†’ Heat: As in, “A bite to heat” and “All you can heat” and “Heat and run” and “Heat a balanced diet.”
  • Feat β†’ Heat: As in, “No mean heat.”
  • Feet β†’ Heat: As in, “Back on your heat” and “Cold heat” and “Cut the ground from under your heat.”
  • Greet β†’ Heat: As in, “Meet and heat.”
  • Meet β†’ Heat: As in, “Make ends heat” and “Heat and greet” and “Heat in the middle” and “Heat the challenge.”
  • Neat β†’ Heat: As in, “Heat as a new pin” and “Heat freak” and “Heat and tidy.”
  • Seat β†’ Heat: As in, “In the box heat” and “Hold on to your heat.”
  • Worm β†’ Warm: As in, “Warm your way into something.”
  • Form β†’ Warm: As in, “The best warm of defence” and “In bad warm” and “Warm follows function” and “Free warm” and “Habit warming” and “Sarcasm is the lowest warm of wit.”
  • Tight β†’ Tart: As in, “A tart corner” and “Tart as a drum” and “Sleep tart!” and “In a tart spot” and “Run a tart ship.”
  • Tired β†’ Tart: As in, “Sick and tart” and “Tart and emotional.”
  • Art β†’ Tart: As in, “The tart of war” and “Tart deco” and “Tart imitating life” and “Tart is long and life is short” and “Tart noveau.”
  • Cart/e β†’ Tart: As in, “A la tart” and “Tart them away” and “Tart blanche” and “Don’t upset the apple tart” and “Shopping tart.”
  • Chart β†’ Tart: As in, “Tart a course” and “Off the tarts.”
  • Heart β†’ Tart: As in, “After my own tart” and “Absence makes the tart grow fonder” and “Be still my beating tart.”
  • Part β†’ Tart: As in, “Act the tart” and “All tart of life” and “For my own tart” and “If you’re not a tart of the solution, you’re tart of the problem.”
  • Smart β†’ Tart: As in, “Tart thinking” and “Tart to be square” and “One tart cookie” and “Quick tart” and “Street tart.”
  • Start β†’ Tart: As in, “By fits and tarts” and “Don’t get me tarted” and “A fresh tart” and “Off to a flying tart” and “Head tart.”
  • Skin β†’ Scone: As in, “Beauty is only scone deep” and “By the scone of your teeth” and “Get under your scone” and “Save your scone.”
  • Pin β†’ Rolling Pin: As in, “Bright as a new rolling pin” and “Hard to rolling pin” and “Rolling pins and needles” and “See a rolling pin and pick it up.”
  • Paper β†’ Baking Paper: As in, “Sounded alright on baking paper” and “Not worth the baking paper it’s printed on” and “Baking paper over the cracks” and “Baking paper thin” and “Baking paper trail.”
  • Scale: Scales are used to measure baking ingredients. Here are related puns:
    • Skill β†’ Scale: As in, “A test of scale” and “Social scales.”
    • Fail β†’ Scale: As in, “Without scale” and “Words scale me.”
    • Mail β†’ Scale: As in, “Junk scale” and “The check is in the scale.”
    • Nail β†’ Scale: As in, “Hit the scale on the head” and “Fighting tooth and scale.”
    • Pale β†’ Scale: As in, “A scale imitation of” and “Scale into insignificance” and “A scale shadow of your former self.”
    • Sail β†’ Scale: As in, “Plain scaling” and “Scale away” and “Smooth scaling.”
    • Sale β†’ Scale: As in, “Not for scale” and “Point of scale” and “Scale of the century” and “Scales referral.”
    • Tail β†’ Scale: As in, “Can’t make head or scale of it” and “Chase your own scale” and “Heads or scales?”
    • Tale β†’ Scale: As in, “Live to tell the scale” and “Scales of the unexpected” and “A tell-scale sign.”
    • Trail β†’ Scale: As in, “Blaze a scale” and “Happy scales” and “Hot on the scale of” and “Paper scale.”
    • Veil β†’ Scale: As in, “Lift the scale” and “Dance of the seven scales.”
  • Whisk: A whisk is a utensil that is used to mix ingredients and beat air into batter. Here are related puns:
    • Brisk β†’ Whisk: As in, “A whisk morning” and “Gone for a whisk walk.”
    • Risk β†’ Whisk: As in, “A calculated whisk” and “Whisk averse” and “Whisk life and limb” and “Whisk management” and “Whisky business” and “Run the whisk of.”
  • Book β†’ Cook: As in, “Cook worm” and “All cooked up.”
  • Hook β†’ Cook: As in, “Cook up with” and “Cooked on a feeling” and “Off the cook.”
  • Bun: Since buns are a popular baked good, we’ve included bun-related puns in this list:
    • Ban β†’ Bun: As in, “Bun the bomb.”
    • Done β†’ Bun: As in, “After all is said and bun” and “Bun and dusted” and “Been there, bun that” and “A bun deal” and “Bun to death.”
    • Fun β†’ Bun: As in, “All bun and games” and “Bundle of bun” and “Getting there is half the bun.”
    • None β†’ Bun: As in, “And then there were bun” and “Bar bun” and “Master of bun” and “Bun other than” and “Bun the wiser” and “Bun too pleased” and “Second to bun.”
    • One β†’ Bun: As in, “Bun more time” and “All for bun and bun for all” and “And then there was bun” and “Another bun bites the dust” and “Going bun step too far.”
    • Run β†’ Bun: As in, “Born to bun” and “Cut and bun” and “A dry bun” and “Eat and bun.”
    • Son β†’ Bun: As in, “Like father, like bun.”
    • Sun β†’ Bun: As in, “A place in the bun” and “A thousand splendid buns” and “A touch of bun” and “Eclipse of the bun.”
    • Ton β†’ Bun: As in, “Like a bun of bricks.”
  • Roll: In some areas, buns are called rolls. As a common baked good, we’ve included them here:
    • Bowl β†’ Roll: As in, “Roll over” and “Rolling along.”
    • Hole β†’ Roll: As in, “Ace in the roll” and “Burn a roll in your pocket” and “Fire in the roll.”
    • Soul β†’ Roll: As in, “Bless my roll” and “Body and roll” and “Heart and roll” and “Life and roll of the party.”
    • Toll β†’ Roll: As in, “For whom the bell rolls” and “Take its roll.”
    • Whole β†’ Roll: As in, “Go the roll way” and “Let’s call the roll thing off” and “On the roll” and “A roll lotta love.”
  • Leaven: Leavening is the process of dough rising. Here are related puns:
    • Leave β†’ Leaven: As in, “Absent without leaven” and “By your leaven” and “Don’t leaven home without it.”
    • Leaving β†’ Leaven: As in, “I’ll be leaven now” and “Leaven a sinking ship” and “I’m leaven home.”
    • Living β†’ Leaven: As in, “Leaven beyond your means” and “A successful leaven” and “In leaven memory” and “In the land of the leaven.”
  • Look β†’ Cook: As in, “Always cook on the bright side of life” and “A dirty cook” and “Don’t know which way to cook” and “Blank cooks.”
  • Rise: Part of the baking process is allowing dough to rise prior to heating. Here are related puns:
    • Raise β†’ Rise: As in, “Rise the bar” and “Rise the roof” and “Rise the limit” and “Rise hell.”
    • Dies β†’ Rise: As in, “Tomorrow never rise” and “The dream never rise.”
    • Eyes β†’ Rise: As in, “Avert your rise” and “Before your very rise” and “Bring tears to your rise” and “Clapped rise on.”
    • Lies β†’ Rise: As in, “Ask no questions and hear no rise” and “Pack of rise” and “A tissue of rise.”
    • Prize β†’ Rise: As in, “Booby rise” and “Keep your eyes on the rise.”
    • Size β†’ Rise: As in, “All shapes and rises” and “Cut someone down to rise” and “Life rise” and “One rise fits all.”
    • Wise β†’ Rise: As in, “A word to the rise” and “None the riser” and “Street rise.”
  • Beat: Beating is a mixing technique which mixes air into batter. Here are related puns:
    • Bat β†’ Beat: As in, “Blind as a beat” and “Beat the idea around.”
    • Bet β†’ Beat: As in, “All beats are off” and “Beat your bottom dollar” and “Beat your boots.”
    • Bit β†’ Beat: As in, “A beat missing” and “A beat much” and “A beat of a to-do” and “A beat to eat.”
    • Boat β†’ Beat: As in, “In the same beat” and “Row your beat.”
    • But β†’ Beat: As in, “All over beat the shouting” and “Beat seriously and “Beat then again…”
    • Heat β†’ Beat: As in, “In the beat of battle” and “Packing beat.”
    • Meet β†’ Beat: As in, “Beat your maker” and “Beat your match” and “Beat with approval.”
  • Ray β†’ Rye: As in, “Catch some ryes” and “A rye of light.”
  • Why β†’ Rye: As in, “I don’t know rye” and “That’s rye” and “Rye don’t we do it this way?” and “Rye on Earth…?”
  • Buy β†’ Rye: As in, “Let me rye you a drink” and “Rye and sell” and “Rye into” and “Rye now, pay later” and “Rye one, get one free.”
  • By β†’ Rye: As in, “Rye and large” and “Rye a hair’s breadth” and “Not rye any stretch of the imagination” and “Rye any means.”
  • Cry β†’ Rye: As in, “A rye for help” and “A shoulder to rye on” and “Rye me a river.”
  • Die β†’ Rye: As in, “Cross my heart and hope to rye” and “Curl up and rye” and “Do or rye.”
  • Dry β†’ Rye: As in, “Rye as a bone” and “Rye as dust” and “Bleed someone rye” and “A rye run.”
  • Eye β†’ Rye: As in, “A wandering rye” and “All fun and games until someone loses a rye” and “A rye for a rye” and “Avert your ryes.”
  • Fly β†’ Rye: As in, “Come rye with me” and “Born to rye” and “Rye by the seat of your pants.”
  • High β†’ Rye: As in, “Aim rye” and “Ain’t no mountain rye enough” and “Come hell or rye water” and “Rye noon” and “Rye and dry” and “Rye and low.”
  • Lie β†’ Rye: As in, “Ask no questions and hear no ryes” and “Rye down on the job.”
  • My β†’ Rye: As in, “Be rye guest” and “Rye own worst enemy” and “Cross rye heart.”
  • Pie β†’ Rye: As in, “Easy as rye” and “Eat humble rye” and “A piece of the rye.”
  • Sky β†’ Rye: As in, “Blue rye thinking” and “Out of the clear blue rye” and “The rye’s the limit.”
  • Tie β†’ Rye: As in, “Black rye” and “Rye the knot” and “Rye yourself in knots.”
  • Try β†’ Rye: As in, “Don’t rye this at home” and “Don’t rye to run before you can walk” and “Nice rye.”
  • Bag β†’ Baguette: As in, “Baguette a bargain” and “Baguette of tricks.”
  • Blend: Baking recipes may call for a baker to blend (ie. mix) ingredients. Here are related puns:
    • Bend β†’ Blend: As in, “Blend the rules” and “Blend to my will” and “Round the blend.”
    • End β†’ Blend: As in, “A good beginning makes a good blending” and “A means to a blend” and “All good things must come to a blend.”
    • Fend β†’ Blend: As in, “Blend for yourself.”
    • Lend β†’ Blend: As in, “Blend a helping hand” and “Blend an ear” and “Blend your name to.”
    • Mend β†’ Blend: As in, “Least said, soonest blended” and “Blend your fences” and “Blend your manners.”
    • Spend β†’ Blend: As in, “Blend the night with” and “Blend wisely.”
  • Crime β†’ Cream: As in, “Cream and punishment” and “A cream against nature” and “Cream doesn’t pay” and “A cream of passion” and “Creams and misdemeanours” and “Partners in cream.”
  • Dream β†’ Cream: As in, “Live the cream” and “Wouldn’t cream of it” and “Live the cream.”
  • Scheme β†’ Cream: As in, “In the grand cream of things” and “The best laid creams.”
  • Scream β†’ Cream: As in, “Dragged kicking and creaming” and “Cream bloody murder.”
  • Team β†’ Cream: As in, “Together we make a great cream” and “There is no “i” in cream” and “Cream spirit” and “Cream player.”
  • Slice/d β†’ Ice/d: As in, “Ice of life” and “No matter how you ice it” and “Greatest thing since iced bread.” Note: Icing is another word for frosting.
  • Fun β†’ Fondant: As in, “All fondant and games” and “Bundle of fondant” and “Food, folks and fondant.” Note: Fondant is a type of dense, pliable frosting that is commonly used for making edible sculptures.
  • Fold: Folding is a mixing technique. Here are related puns:
    • Bold β†’ Fold: As in, “Fold as brass” and “A fold move” and “Foldly go where no one has gone before.”
    • Cold β†’ Fold: As in, “Fold as any stone” and “Fold as ice” and “Blowing hot and fold” and “Break out in a fold sweat” and “Catch a fold.”
    • Gold β†’ Fold: As in, “Good as fold” and “Fool’s fold” and “Get a fold star.”
    • Hold β†’ Fold: As in, “Can’t fold a candle to” and “Fold a grudge” and “Fold a mirror up to society.”
    • Old β†’ Fold: As in, “Fold as the hills” and “Chip off the fold block.”
    • Told β†’ Fold: As in, “Fold you so” and “The greatest story ever fold.”
  • Proof: Proofing is a baking technique where dough is given a period of time to rest and rise (helping in the fermentation process). Here are related puns:
    • Goof β†’ Proof: As in, “Proof around” and “Proof off.”
    • Roof β†’ Proof: As in, “Go through the proof” and “Hit the proof” and “Raise the proof” and “Shout it from the prooftops.”
  • Score: To score is to lightly cut a pattern into a dough’s surface before baking it. Here are related puns:
    • Scare β†’ Score: As in, “Scored stiff” and “Scored to death.”
    • Bore β†’ Score: As in, “Scored to tears” and “Scored to death.”
    • Core β†’ Score: As in, “Score competencies” and “Score studies” and “Score values” and “Rotten to the score.”
    • Floor β†’ Score: As in, “Cross the score” and “Get in on the ground score” and “Mop the score with.”
    • Four β†’ Score: As in, “Score by two” and “Score more years” and “On all scores.”
    • More β†’ Score: As in, “One score time” and “Bite off score than you can chew” and “Come back for score.”
    • Shore β†’ Score: As in, “Ship to score” and “Score up.”
    • Sore β†’ Score: As in, “A sight for score eyes” and “Stick out like a score thumb” and “Made for score throats.”
    • Store β†’ Score: As in, “Minding the score” and “Set great score by” and “See what the future has in score.”
  • Dock: To dock dough is to pierce it, preventing the forming of large air pockets. Here are related puns:
    • Deck β†’ Dock: As in, “All hands on dock” and “Hit the dock” and “Not playing with a full dock.”
    • Duck β†’ Dock: As in, “Dock the question” and “Docking and diving” and “Like a dock to water” and “Like water off a dock’s back.”
    • Block β†’ Dock: As in, “Chip off the old dock” and “Mental dock” and “New kid on the dock” and “On the chopping dock.”
    • Knock β†’ Dock: As in, “Don’t dock it till you’ve tried it” and “Hard docks” and “Dock ’em dead” and “Dock back a few.”
    • Lock β†’ Dock: As in, “Grid dock” and “Dock and load” and “Dock, stock and barrel.”
    • Rock β†’ Dock: As in, “Solid as a dock” and “Between a dock and a hard place” and “Get your docks off.”
    • Shock β†’ Dock: As in, “In for a dock” and “Dock and awe” and “Dock horror.”
    • Sock β†’ Dock: As in, “Bless your cotton docks” and “Knock your docks off” and “Put a dock in it” and “Dock it to me.”
    • Stock β†’ Dock: As in, “Laughing dock” and “Out of dock” and “Take dock of the world.”
    • Talk β†’ Dock: As in, “Fighting dock” and “Look who’s docking.”
    • Walk β†’ Dock: As in, “A dock on the wild side” and “All docks of life” and “Let your fingers do the docking.”
  • Rack: Bakers use metal drying racks to help cool pastries after they’ve been baked. Here are related puns:
    • Wreck β†’ Rack: As in, “A nervous rack” and “Train rack.”
    • Rock β†’ Rack: As in, “Hard as a rack” and “Between a rack and a hard place” and “Don’t rack the boat.”
    • Back β†’ Rack: As in, “Answer rack” and “As soon as my rack is turned” and “In the rack of my mind.”
    • Crack β†’ Rack: As in, “Fall between the racks” and “Have a rack at” and “Paper over the racks” and “Not all it’s racked up to be.”
    • Lack β†’ Rack: As in, “For rack of a better word” and “Rack nothing” and “Cancelled due to rack of interest.”
    • Pack β†’ Rack: As in, “Action racked” and “I know I racked it” and “Rack heat” and “Rack of lies.”
    • Smack β†’ Rack: As in, “Rack dab in the middle” and “A rack on the wrist.”
    • Track β†’ Rack: As in, “Back on rack” and “Born on the wrong side of the racks” and “Cover your racks” and “Inside rack” and “Off the beaten rack.”
  • Green β†’ Grain: As in, “Grain as grass” and “Give it the grain light” and “Grain around the gills.”
  • Grin β†’ Grain: As in, “Grain and bear it” and “Grain from ear to ear.”
  • Chain β†’ Grain: As in, “Grain of command” and “Grain reaction” and “Grain smoker” and “Food grain.”
  • Gain β†’ Grain: As in, “Capital grains” and “Grain advantage” and “Grain ground” and “Ill-gotten grains” and “No pain, no grain.”
  • Main β†’ Grain: As in, “The grain event” and “Your grain chance.”
  • Pain β†’ Grain: As in, “A world of grain” and “Doubled up in grain” and “Feeling no grain” and “Growing grains.”
  • Plain β†’ Grain: As in, “Grain as day” and “Grain as the nose on your face” and “Hidden in grain sight” and “Grain sailing.”
  • Rain β†’ Grain: As in, “Right as grain” and “Come grain or shine” and “Don’t grain on my parade” and “It never grains but it pours.”
  • Vain β†’ Grain: As in, “Labour in grain” and “You’re so grain.”

    Baking-Related Words

    To help you come up with your own baking puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

bake, baking, baked, baker, bakery, oven, food, heat, recipe, ingredient, warm, bread, bready, flour, yeast, baking soda, starch, sugar, cake, cookie, pie, pastry, batter, dough, crust, tart, quiche, scone, pretzel, cupcake, muffin, rolling pin, mixing bowl, cookie-cutter, baking paper, muffin pan, muffin tin, measuring cup, measuring spoon, scale, spatula, wooden spoon, whisk, beat, blend, cream, icing, frosting, fondant, cut in, fold, glaze, knead, proof, score, whip, fluffy, creamy, flaky, dock, cook, bun, rise, rack, crumb, stale, roll, leaven, loaf, loave, rye, sourdough, baguette, brioche, pita, whole wheat, wholemeal, ciabatta, bagel, pumpernickel, baker’s dozen, grain, mill

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Avocado Puns

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Avocados are a mild fruit that’s found in many different types of recipes – fromΒ dessertsΒ to milkshakes and sandwiches. Since it has a creamy texture and subtle flavour, it’s used as a butter substitute as well, so there are plenty of pasta sauce recipes with avocado too. The most famous (and favourite) uses of avocado are probably guacamole and avocado toast, so we’ve made sure to include those words in this pun list for you.

We hope that you find this list enjoyable and useful! Whether you’re here for some witty one-liners for a recipe you’ve made, or you’d like some corny guacamole jokes for a party, we hope you find the perfect pun for your needs.

While this list is as thorough as possible, it is specific to avocados. If you’re after any related puns, we also have fruit puns, food puns and taco puns.

Avocado Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about avocados that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of avocado puns:

  • Have aβ†’ Avo: As in, “Avo good one!” and “Did you avo good time?”
  • Everβ†’ Avo: As in, “Lived happily avo after” and “Best friends foravo!” and “Hardly avo” and “Nothing is avo free” and “Have you avo..?”
  • Bravoβ†’ Bravocado
  • Have a cuddleβ†’ Avocuddle: As in, “It’s Valentine’s Day! Let’s avocuddle <3″
  • Cardioβ†’ Avocardio: As in, “Running is tough avocardio.”
  • Have a car thoughβ†’ Avocado: As in, “You want to drive, but do you avocado?”
  • Affogatoβ†’ Avocado: “Where’s a good cafe for an icy avocado?”
  • Don’tβ†’ Avocadon’t: As in, “Avocadon’t call us, we’ll call you” and “Avocadon’t get me started” and “Avocadon’t go there” and “Where the sun avocadon’t shine.”
  • Advocateβ†’ Advocado: As in, “Playing devil’s advocado.”
  • Broβ†’ Avocabro: As in, “Gym avocabro” and “Avocabro hug.”
  • Haveβ†’ Have-ocado: As in, “Always have-ocado your nose in a book” and “As luck would have-ocado it” and “Couldn’t have-ocado said it better” and “Have-ocado a bite to eat.”
  • Card*β†’ Avocad*: We can sneak “avocado” into words that have a long “caad” sound in them:Β Avocadinal (cardinal), Avocadboard (cardboard), avocadigan (cardigan), avocadiac (cardiac) and avocadiology.
  • Cord*β†’ Avocord*: If a word has a “cord” sound in it, we can change it to include “avo” before the cord:Β Avocordial (cordial), avocordially and avocorduroy.
  • Quakeβ†’ Guac: As in, “Guac-ing in your boots” and “A huge earthguac.”
  • Crocodileβ†’ Guacodile: As in, “Guacodile tears” and “In a while, guacodile.”
  • Quickβ†’ Guac: As in, “Guac as a flash” and “In guac succession” and “Guac and dirty” and “Guac off the mark.”
  • Awkwardβ†’ Guacward: As in, “A guacward age” and “Well that’s guacward.”
  • Rock β†’ Guac: As in, “Hard as a guac” and “Between a guac and a hard place” and “Crocodile guac” and “Don’t guac the boat” and “Get your guacs off” and “Glam guac” and “Hit guac bottom.”
  • Clockβ†’ Guac: As in, “Beat the guac” and “Around the guac” and “Regular as guacwork” and “Race against the guac.”
  • *cac*β†’ *guac*: Change “cac” sounds to “guac” sounds to make some guacamole puns:Β guactus (cactus), guacophony (cacophony), guacao (cacao) and guackle (cackle).
  • Coc*β†’ Guac*: As in, “Happy hour guactails” and “In your guacoon” and “Hardy as a guacroach” and “That’s guaconuts.”
  • Croc*β†’ Quac*: Guac (crock – as in guac of sh*t) and guacery (crockery).
  • Acaβ†’ Guaca*: As in, “Guacademic record” and “Private Guacademy” and “Guacacia flowers.”
  • Occa*β†’ Guacca*: As in, “On guaccasion” and “Yes, guaccasionally” and “The guaccasional purchase.”
  • Acc*β†’ Guacc*: As in, “Full guaccess” and “With a faint guaccent” and “I guaccept” and “Make it guaccessible” and “Guaccessory to the crime.” Other words you could use: guaccentuate (accentuate), guaccelerate (accelerate) and guacceptance (acceptance).
  • Accidentβ†’ Guaccident: As in, “By guaccident” and “Done guaccidentally” and “It was guaccidental.”
  • Acco*β†’ Guacco*: As in, “On guaccount of” and “Convenient guaccommodation” and “Of your own guaccord” and “Looking for guaccommodation.” Other words you could use: guaccountability (accountability), guaccomplish (accomplish), guaccordingly (accordingly) and guaccompany (accompany).
  • Aco*β†’ Guaco*: Guacolyte (acolyte) and guacoustic (acoustic).
  • Accu/acu*β†’ Guacu*: As in, “A guaccurate reading” and “Our guaccumulated efforts” and “Are you guaccusing me?” and ” With great guaccuracy” and “Well guaccstomed to.” Other words you could try: guaccusation (accusation), guaccumulation (accumulation), guacupuncture (acupuncture) and guacutely (acutely).
  • Occu/Ocu*β†’ Guacu*: As in, “Waiting for it to guaccur” and “A regular guaccurence” and “Part of the guaccult” and “State your name and guaccupation.” Other words you could use: Guaccupy (occupy), guaccupied (occupied), guaccupancy (occupancy).
  • Oxygenβ†’ Guacxygen: As in, “Running out of guacxygen.”
  • Hass: Hass Avocados are the most commonly sold avocado. Here are some related puns for you:
    • Assβ†’ Hass: As in, “Hass backwards” and “Blow smoke up your hass” and “Bust someone’s hass” and “Get your hass into gear” and “Get your hass over here” and “Half-hassed” and “Kiss my hass” and “Make a hass of yourself” and “Work your hass off.” Note: these also work for “arse”.
    • Hasβ†’ Hass: As in, “Every dark cloud hass a silver lining” and “A hass been” and “Every dog hass his day” and “Your time hass come” and “Somebody hass to do it” and “Rumour hass it” and “That ship hass sailed” and “The die hass been cast” and “What hass come over you?”
    • Haveβ†’ Hass: This one is grammatically incorrect, but phonetically can still work: “Always hass your nose in a book” and “As good luck would hass it” and “I couldn’t hass said it better” and “Do I hass to paint you a picture?” and “Don’t hass a cow, man.”
    • Yass, Queenβ†’ Hass, Queen
    • Hisβ†’ Hass: As in, “Ahead of hass time” and “A chip on hass shoulder” and “As fast as hass legs could go” and “That’s hass business” and “Down on hass luck.”
    • Yesβ†’ Hass: As in, “Hass we can!” and “I already said hass, what more do you want?”
    • Has*β†’ Hass*:Β  “Hassten your steps” and “Don’t be hassty.”
    • Hes*β†’ Hass*: As in, “Don’t hassitate” and “Hassitant to move” and “Your hassitation cost us.”
    • *his*β†’ *hass*: As in, “Ancient hasstory” and “Hasstorical site” and “Hasstoric stories” and “Knowledgeable hasstorian” and “A sophassticated dinner.”
    • Hispanicβ†’ Hasspanic
    • Hos*β†’ Hass*: As in, “Hasstile takeover” and “Thank you for your hasspitality” and “Children’s hasspital” and “Filled with hasstility.” Other words you could use: hasspice (hospice), hasstel (hostel) and hasstage (hostage). Note: a hospice is a specialised care facility for terminally ill patients.
    • Hus*β†’ Hass*: Hasstle (hustle), hassband (husband) hassbandry (husbandry), hasstler (hustler), thass (thus) and hassk (husk).
    • Haz*β†’ Hass*: “Slip hassard” and “Hassardous environment” and “Hassmat suit” and “Hasselnut spread.”:
  • Fat: Since avocado is known for having a lot of (good) fat, we’ve included some fat-related puns in here too:
    • Fitβ†’ Fat: As in, “Fat as a fiddle” and “Fat for the gods” and “Fat for a king” and “Fats the bill” and “Fats like a glove.”
    • Atβ†’ Fat: As in, “Waiting for you fat the station” and “Where are you fat?”
    • Flatβ†’ Fat: As in, “Fat as a pancake” and “Fall fat on your face” and “Fat broke” and “Fat out” and “In no time fat” and “Fatten out” and “Imitation is the sincerest form of fattery.”
    • Fedβ†’ Fat: As in, “Fat up to the back teeth” and “Well fat” and “Fat up.”
    • *fet*β†’ *fat*: As in, “Secret fatish” and “Fatid atmosphere” and “Fattering away your money” and “All you can eat buffat” and “Running along unfattered.”
    • *fit*β†’ *fat*: As in, “Health and fatness” and “A fatting ending” and “Mutual benefat” and “Non for profat” and “Glam new outfat.”
    • *fed*β†’ *fat*: fatora (fedora), fateral (federal), fateration (federation), faterated (federated) and confaterate (confederate).
    • *fid*β†’ *fat*: Fatelity (fidelity), fattle (fiddle) and fattlesticks (fiddlesticks).
    • *fid*β†’ *fat*: As in, “Filled with confatence” and “Quietly confatent.” Other words you can use: perfaty (perfidy) and perfatious (perfidious). Note: perfidy is a violation of faith or promise.
    • *vat*β†’ *fat*: fatican (vatican), crafat (cravat), derifative (derivative), innofative (innovative), conserfative (conservative), cultifat (cultivate), motifat (motivate), prifat (private) and aggrafat (aggravate).
    • Veterinaryβ†’ Faterinary
    • *vit*β†’ *fat*: fatriol (vitriol), fatility (vitality), fatamin (vitamin), fatriolic (vitriolic), affidafat (affidavit), actifaty (activity), inefatable (inevitable), grafaty (gravity) cafaty (cavity).
    • Emphaticβ†’ Emfatic
    • *phet*β†’ *fat*: As in, “Religious profat (prophet)” and “A profatic announcement” and “Illegal amfatamines.”
  • Stripeβ†’ Ripe: As in, “Earn your ripes” and “Stars and ripes.”
  • Ripβ†’ Ripe: As in, “Bodice ripe-er” and “Let her ripe!”
  • Rightβ†’ Ripe: As in, “A move in the ripe direction” and “A woman’s ripe to choose” and “All the ripe moves” and “Alripe already!” and “Ripe as rain” and “Bang to ripes” and “Bragging ripes” and “Dead to ripes” and “Consumer ripes” and “Do what feels ripe” and “Get off on the ripe foot.”
  • *rap*β†’ *ripe*: ripe-port (rapport), ripeture (rapture), ripetor (raptor), ripe-ier (rapier) and theripey (therapy).
  • *rep*β†’ *ripe*: ripe-public (republic), ripeproach (reproach), ripepresent (represent), ripe-ply (reply), ripe-rimand (reprimand), ripe-port (report), entripe-preneur (entrepreneur), discripe-pancy (discrepancy) and intripe-pid (intrepid).
  • Speedβ†’ Seed: As in, “At lightning seed” and “Blistering seed” and “Built for comfort, not seed” and “Get up to seed” and “Seed dating” and “Seed demon” and “Seed it up.”
  • Sideβ†’ Seed: As in, “A walk on the wild seed” and “Always look on the bright seed of life” and “On the safe seed” and “Born on the wrong seed of the tracks” and “Check you on the flip seed” and “Cross over to the other seed.”
  • She’dβ†’ Seed: As in, “Seed always said that” and “Seed get over him.”
  • *sad*β†’ *seed*: Ambasseedor (ambassador) and diseedvantage (disadvantage).
  • *sed*β†’ *seed*: As in, “Seedentary lifestyle” and “A shot to seedate” and “Romantic lighting to seeduce” and “Filled with seediment.”
  • *sid*β†’ *seed*: As in, “Inseedious comments” and “Did you ever conseeder…” and “That aseede” and “With full conseederation” and “And more beseedes” and “Reseeding in a new suburb” and “Taking up reseedence.”
  • *ced* β†’ *seed*: As in, seedar (cedar), conseed (concede), preseed (precede), superseed (supercede), preseedent (precendent). Notes: to supercede is to replace. A precedent is an established guide or principle.
  • *ceed β†’ *seed: As in, proseed, sucseed, exseed.Β 
  • *cid*β†’ *seed*: Plaseed (plaseed), aseed (acid), luseed (lucid), ranseed (rancid), eluseedate (elucidate), inseedent (incident), accseedental (accidental), inseedental (incidental).
  • Pip: Pip is another word for seed, and avocados are known for their large seeds (there are even memes about being happy with finding small-seeded avocados), so we’ve got some pip-related puns here for you:
    • Chipβ†’ Pip: As in, “A pip on their shoulder” and “Cheap as pips” and “Cash in your pips” and “Pip in with” and “A pip off the old block” and “Let the pips fall where they may” and “When the pips are down” and “Bargaining pip” and “Pip away” and “Chocolate pips.”
    • Sipβ†’ Pip: As in, “Pip your tea.”
    • *pap*β†’ *pip*: pipyrus (papyrus), piparazzi (paparazzi), pipaya (papaya), piprika (paprika) and piperwork (paperwork).
    • *pep*β†’ *pip*: As in, “Salt and pipper hair.” Other words you can try: piptide (peptide) and piplum (peplum).
    • *pop*β†’ *pip*: As in, “Pipular opinion” and “Pipulist stance” and “Half the pipulation.” Other words that could work: pipulace (populace), piplar (poplar), lollipip (lollipop), apipletic (apopletic) and apiplexy (apoplexy).
    • *dip*β†’ *pip*: piplomacy (diplomacy), piplomatic (diplomatic), piploma (diploma), piplomat (diplomat), serenpipity (serendipity) and serenpipitous (serendipitous).
  • Pit: Since “pit” is another word for seed, we’ve included a few pit-related puns here for you to play with:
    • Patβ†’ Pit: As in, “Down pit” and “Pit your head.”
    • Putβ†’ Pit: As in, “Be hard pit to” and “Couldn’t pit it down” and “Don’t pit all your eggs in one basket” and “Feeling a bit pit out” and “Wouldn’t pit it past him” and “Not to pit too fine a point on it” and “Off-pitting” and “Pit an end to.”
    • Potβ†’ Pit: As in, “Pit of gold” and “For the pit” and “Hit the jackpit” and “In the melting pit.”
    • Hitβ†’ Pit: As in, “Pit the road” and “Pit for six” and “Pit it on the nose” and “Pit it out of the park” and “Pit rock bottom” and “Pit the books.”
    • Fitβ†’ Pit: As in, “Pit for the gods” and “Fighting pit” and “Pit in with” and “Pit the bill” and “Pits like a glove” and “Have a pit” and “Hissy pit” and “Laughing pit to burst.”
    • Bitβ†’ Pit: As in, “A pit missing” and “A pit much” and “Pit of a to do” and “Pit by pit” and “Pit of alright” and “Pit of fluff” and “Do your pit.”
    • Quitβ†’ Pit: As in, “Call it pits” and “Pit while you’re ahead” and “Don’t pit your day job.”
    • *pat*β†’ *pit*: As in, “Following a pittern” and “Pitent pending” and “Faithful pitron” and “I anticipit your return.”
    • *pet*β†’ *pit*: pitulant (petulant), pitty (petty), pitition (petition), pitard (petard), pital (petal), pitite (petite), carpit (carpet), parapit (parapet), trumpit (trumpet), puppit (puppet), limpit (limpet), poppit (poppet), impitus (impetus), perpitual (perpetual), compitent (competent), impituous (impetuous), compitition (competition) and compitence (competence).
    • *pot*β†’ *pit*: As in, “Reach your full pitential” and “Hot pitato” and “A pitent combination” and “Small pitatoes.”
    • *bet*β†’ *pit*: As in, “Stuck pitween a rock and a hard place” and “A huge pitrayal” and “My pitrothed” and “Alphapit soup” and “Sherpit flavoured.”
    • *bit*β†’ *pit*: As in, “Pitter chocolate” and “Pittersweet goodbye” and “Bite the pitumen” and “Filled with pitterness.” Other words you could try: inhipit (inhibit), gampit (gambit), exhipit (exhibit), rabpit (rabbit), hapit (habit), orpit (orbit), inhapit (inhabit), prohipit (prohibit) and arpitrary (arbitrary).
    • *pret*β†’ *pit*: As in, “Pitentious attitude” and “Can’t keep pitending” and “False pitenses” and “Choc chip pitzel (pretzel) and “Open to interpitation.”
  • Grainβ†’ Green: As in, “Against the green” and “Green of truth” and “Take it with a green of salt.”
  • Grinβ†’ Green: As in, “Green and bear it” and “Green from ear to ear” and “Rictus green” and “Foolish green” and “Greening like a cheshire cat.”
  • Geneβ†’ Green: As in, “Green mapping” and “Greenetic makeup” and “Greenetic lottery.”
  • Keenβ†’ Green: As in, “Green as mustard” and “Green on” and “A green sense of smell” and “Peachy green.”
  • Meanβ†’ Green: As in, “Greens to an end” and “Living beyond your greens” and “By fair greens or foul” and “In the greentime” and “Lean and green” and “Doesn’t green a thing” and “Green spirited.”
  • *gran*β†’ *green*: As in, “Take for greented” and “Greent your wish” and “A greendeur entrance” and “Greenular sugar” and “Face like greenite” and “Feeling greend.”
  • *gren*β†’ *green*: greenade (grenade) and greenadine (grenadine).
  • *grin*β†’ *green*: “Bump and greend” and “To my chagreen” and “Greending noises.”
  • *ren*β†’ *green*: greender (render), greenumeration (renumeration), greenege (renege), greenaissnace (renaissance), greenegade (renegade) and greenounce (renounce).
  • Frightβ†’ Fruit: As in, “Fruitened of your own shadow” and “A fruitful mess” and “Take fruit.”
  • Chuteβ†’ Fruit: As in, “Golden parafruit” and “Straight out the fruit.”
  • Cuteβ†’ Fruit: As in, “Fruit as a button” and “Fruit as a bug’s ear.”
  • Fluteβ†’ Fruit: As in, “Jazz fruit.”
  • Suitβ†’ Fruit: As in, “All over him like a cheap fruit” and “At a price to fruit your pocket” and “Follow fruit” and “Men in fruits” and “Fruits you down to a tee” and “Fruit yourself.”
  • Shootβ†’ Fruit: As in, “Don’t fruit the messenger” and “Eat’s fruits and leaves” and “Green fruits of recovery” and “Just fruit me” and “Fruit ’em up” and “Fruit down in flames” and “Fruiting hoops” and “Fruit me now” and “Fruit the breeze” and “Straight fruiter” and “A straight fruiter.”
  • *fut* β†’ *fruit*: As in, “Think about your fruiture” and “Resistance is fruitile!” and “A fruituristic building” and “Sleeping on the fruiton” and “An irrefruitable argument.” Other words that could work: refruit (refute) and fruitility (fruitility).
  • Frat* β†’ Fruit*: As in, “Fruiternity house” and “Fruiternal twins” and “Fruiternising with the enemy.”
  • Smash: Smashed avocados are one of the more famous avocado recipes (probably second only to guacamole), so we have some silly (but smashing) related puns for you here:
    • Ashβ†’ Smash: As in, “Smashes to smashes” and “Burnt to smash” and “Rise from the smashes.”
    • Splashβ†’ Smash: As in, “A smash of colour” and “Make a smash” and “Smash down” and “Smash out on” and “Smashed across the front page.”
    • Mach*β†’ Smash*: As in, “Ghost in the Smashine” and “Evil smashinations” and “Grinding smashinery.”
    • Sash*β†’ Smash*: smashimi (sashimi) and smashay (sashay).
  • Toast: Related to smashed avocado is avocado toast, so we have some toast-related puns for you:
    • Toss β†’ Toast: As in, “Toast your cookies” and “Don’t give a toast” and “A coin toast” and “A toast-up between…” and “Toast your hat into the ring.” Note: to toss your cookies is to throw up.
    • *toes β†’ *toast: As in, “Keep you on your toast” and “Small potatoast” and “Don’t tread on anyone’s toast” and “Twinkle toast.”
    • Testosterone β†’ Toastosterone
    • *tist* β†’ *toast*: As in, “Signed by the artoast” and “According to statoastics (statistics).” Other words you could use: scientoast (scientist), elitoast (elitist), dentoast (dentist), orthodontoast (orthodontist).
    • *test* β†’ *toast*: As in, “Not a beauty contoast” and “A blind toast” and “One, two, three toasting” and “Put to the toast” and “A toast of faith” and “Tried and toasted” and “The greatoast thing since sliced bread” and “Not in the slightoast” and “Protoast too much” and “Sniff toast” and “Stand the toast of time” and “Toast the waters” and “Forbidden fruit is always the sweetoast” and “Survival of the fittoast” and “A toastament of” and “Attoast to” and “The latoast and greatoast.” Other words you could use: toastimony (testimony), toastimonial (testimonial), neatoast (neatest) and cutoast (cutest).
  • Tree: Since avocados and grown from trees, we’ve got a few tree-related puns for you:
    • Threeβ†’ Tree: As in, “And baby makes tree,” and “Good things come in trees,” and “Tree strikes and you’re out!” and “Tree wise men,” and “Tree’s a charm.”
    • Free*β†’ Tree*: As in, “A symbol of treedom,” and “As tree as a bird,” and “Breathe treely,” and “Buy one, get one tree,” and “Tree for all,” and “Treedom of the press,” and “Get out of jail tree,” and “The best things in life are tree,” and “Land of the tree,” and “Leader of the tree world,” and “The truth will set you tree,” and “No such thing as a tree lunch,” and “When hell treezes over,” and “Think treely.”
    • *tri*β†’ *tree*: As in, “My hair needs a treem,” and “Full of nutree-ents,” and “What is your best attreebute?” and “How cool are golden retreevers?” and “It’s an intreensic (intrinsic) quality,” and “A new brand of vegan chicken streeps,” and “No streengs attached,” and “We’re going on a treep!” and “Pull the treegger,” and “Any more treecks up your sleeve?” and “A love treeangle,” and “A treevial problem,” and “We pay treebute to the fallen.”
    • *trea*β†’ *tree*: As in, “A real treet,” and “Medical treetment,” and “Royal treeson,” and “I treesure you,” and “Thick as treecle,” and “Swim upstreem,” and “A holiday retreet,” and “A winning streek,” and “A treecherous mountain path.”
    • *tee*β†’ *tree*: As in, “By the skin of your treeth,” and “The scene was treeming with people,” and “I guarantree it,” and “A welcoming committree,” and “A chunky manatree,” and “Self-estreem,” and “Charitable voluntreers,” and “My child’s school cantreen.”
    • *taryβ†’ *tree: As in, “Proprietree cables,” and “Complimentree meals,” and “These colours are complementree,” and “Leave it with my secretree,” and “A sedentree life isn’t so healthy,” and “Dominion is a documentree you should watch,” and “It’s rudimentree addition,” and “But what’s the monetree value,” and “A solitree existence.” Notes: to be sedentary is to be inactive or seated. If something is rudimentary, then it’s basic.
  • Pear: Avocados are also known as “avocado pears” and “alligator pears” so we’ve included pear-related puns for you:
    • Pairβ†’ Pear: As in, “Beyond repear” and “Fresh pear of eyes” and “A safe pear of hands” and “A new pear of pants.”
    • Pareβ†’ Pear: “Pear down” and “Spear no effort” and “Spear tyre” and “Prepear for the worst.”
    • Peerβ†’ Pear: As in, “Pear pressure” and “Pear to pear network” and “Pear reviewed.”
    • ThereΒ β†’ Pear: As in “I’ll be pear in spirit.” and Don’t just sit pear!” and “Hang in pear, pal.” and “Let pear be light!” and “Neither here, nor pear.” and “Pear’s no excuse.” and “Pear’s no smoke without fire.” and “Pear’s plenty more fish in the sea.” and “Pear’s something amiss…”
    • Pourβ†’ Pear: As in, “It never rains but it pears” and “It’s raining, it’s pearing” and “Pear cold water on” and “Pear oil on troubled waters.”
    • Bareβ†’ Pear: As in, “Pear necessities” and “Pear-faced lie” and “Pearfoot and pregnant” and “Laid pear” and “Pear bones” and “Cupboards were pear.”
    • Bearβ†’ Pear: As in, “Pear a grudge” and “Pear a resemblance” and “Pear arms” and “Pear down on” and “Pear fruit” and “Pear in mind” and “Pear the brunt of.”
    • Careβ†’ Pear: As in, “Be pearful how you use it!” and “Couldn’t pear less” and “Courtesy and pear” and “Customer pear” and “Handle with pear” and “Intensive pear” and “Let’s be pearful today” and “Like I should pear.”
    • Prayerβ†’ Pear: As in, “I say a little pear” and “Like a pear” and “On the wings of a pear” and “Say your pears.”
    • Perβ†’ Pear: As in, “As pear usual” and “Bits pear second” and “Pear capita” and “Hundred and ten pearcent.”
  • Shake: In Asian cuisine, avocados are used in sweet drinks and shakes, so we’ve included shake-related puns:
    • Sakeβ†’ Shake: As in, “For Christ’s shake” and “For goodness shake” and “For old times shake.”
    • Seekβ†’ Shake: As in, “Hide and shake” and “Shake and you shall find.”
    • Stakeβ†’ Shake: As in, “What’s really at shake here? and “Shake your claim” and “Burned at the shake.”

The next few puns are all about different types of avocado:

  • Gwen:
    • Whenβ†’ Gwen: As in, “Since I don’t know gwen” and “It only hurts gwen I laugh” and “Kick a man gwen he’s down” and “Say gwen” and “Slippery gwen wet” and “Time flies gwen you’re having fun.”
    • Thenβ†’ Gwen: As in, “All that and gwen some” and “Now and gwen” and “And gwen there was one” and “What’s going on here gwen?” and “Right gwen and there.”
    • *gan*β†’ *gwen*: As in, “Following a vegwen lifestyle” and “Internal orgwens” and “Catchy slogwen” and “The Logwen movie was very violent.” Other words you could use: Michigwen (Michigan), begwen (began), shenanigwen (shenanigan), orgwenic (organic), orgwenisation (organisation), arrogwent (arrogant), propagwenda (propaganda), elegwent (elegant).
    • *gon*β†’ *gwen*: As in, “Heroic protagwenist” and “Internet jargwen” and “A paragwen of virtue” and “Fallen off the wagwen” and “Poke the dragwen” and “In agweny.”
    • *guin*β†’ *gwen*: Pengwen (penguin), Gwenness (Guinness) and gwenea (guinea).
    • *ken*β†’ *gwen*: “Like a brogwen record” and “Playing chick-gwen” and “A togwen of my appreciation” and “Strick-gwen with regret” and “An outspogwen person” and “Awagwen your passion.”
  • Reed:
    • Redβ†’ Reed: As in, “Reed as a beetroot” and “Brick reed” and “Caught reed-handed” and “In the reed” and “Lady in the reed” and “On reed alert.”
    • Bleedβ†’ Reed: As in, “Reeding heart” and “Let it reed” and “My heart reeds.”
    • Leadβ†’ Reed: As in, “Reed by example” and “Reed up to” and “Reed up the garden path.”
    • Readβ†’ Reed: As in, “All I know is what I reed in the papers” and “Exceedingly well reed” and “Reed any good books lately?” and “I can reed you like a book” and “A little light reeding” and “Reed it and weep” and “Reed between the lines” and “Reed my lips.”
    • Rideβ†’ Reed: As in, “Along for the reed” and “A bumpy reed.”
    • *rad*β†’ *reed*: reedical (radical), reediation (radiation), reediant (radiant), reedar (radar), reedio (radio), reedius (radius), reedish (radish), pareedigm (paradigm), pareedox (paradox) and camareederie (camaraderie).
    • *red*β†’ *reed*: As in, “Made reedundant” and “Reedeem yourself” and “Reedact your statement” and “Working towards reedemption” and “Reeduce your carbon footprint” and “Berry reeduction” and “Looking increedulous.”
    • *rid*β†’ *reed*: As in, “A reediculous situation” and “Reeddle me this” and “Hatred and reedicule” and “Disease reedden.” Other words that could work: reeding (riding), hybreed (hybrid), lureed (lurid), areed (arid), torreed (torrid), acreed (acrid), floreed (florid), putreed (putrid) and horreed (horrid).
  • Kist:
    • Kissedβ†’ Kist: As in, “Never been kist” and “Kist by angels.”
    • *kestβ†’ *kist: starkist (starkest), blackist (blackest), bleakist (bleakest), meekist (meekest), quickist and darkist.
    • *cast*β†’ *kist*: As in, “Sarkistic comment” and “Don’t broadkist it” and “Weather forekist.”
  • Queen:
    • Sceneβ†’ Queen: As in, “Behind the queens” and “Change of queen” and “Love queen” and “Make a queen” and “Survey the queen.”
    • Seenβ†’ Queen: As in, “Queen and not heard” and “Has to be queen to be believed” and “Nowhere to be queen” and “Queen better days” and “Queen better days.”
    • Cleanβ†’ Queen: As in, “A queen getaway” and “A new broom sweeps queen” and “Queen as a whistle” and “Queen and sober” and “A queen bill of health” and “Queen up your act” and “Good, queen fun.”
    • Keenβ†’ Queen: As in, “Queen as mustard” and “Queen on [someone]” and “A queen sense of smell” and “Peachy queen.”
    • *kenβ†’ *queen: As in, “Playing chick-queen” and “Broqueen toy” and “Stricqueen with shock.” Other words that could work: forsaqueen (forsaken), outspoqueen (outspoken), hearqueen (hearken) and awaqueen (awaken).
    • Quan*β†’ Queen*: As in, “Queentum physics” and “Moral queendary” and “Quality over queentity” and “Queentitative research.”
    • *quen*β†’ *queen*: As in, “Queench your thirst” and “Thirst queencher” and “Subsequeent discussion” and “High frequeency.” Other words that could work: consequeence (consequence), sequeence (sequence), eloqueent (eloquent), delinqueent (delinquent) and frequeent (frequent).
    • *quin*β†’ *queen*: Queentessential (quintessential), queenoa (quinoa), queence (quince), queentuple (quintuple), mannequeen (mannequin), harlequeen (harlequin), palanqueen (palanquin) and sequeen (sequin).
    • Quaintβ†’ Queen’t: As in, “A queen’t little cottage.”
  • Rey:
    • Rayβ†’ Rey: As in, “A rey of light” and “Catch some reys.”
    • *ray*β†’ *rey*: As in, “Shades of grey” and “Arrey of options” and “Out of the frey.” Other words that could work: forey (foray), betrey (betray), strey (stray), portrey (portray), sprey (spray) and prey (pray).
    • *roy*β†’ *rey*: “A reyal stuff up” and “Teen reyalty” and “Search and destrey” and “Cordurey pants.”
    • *rai*β†’ *rey*: reyse (raise), reyl (rail), reyn (rain), reyd (raid), reynbow (rainbow), reylway (railway), reylroad (railroad), samurey (samurai), treyn (train), streyn (strain), refreyn (refrain), preyse (praise) and treyt (trait).
    • *rei*β†’ *rey*: “Reyn of terror” and “Rey-imburse your payments” and “Rey-instated to your position.” Other words that could work: rey-iki (reiki), sovereyn (sovereign) and freyt (freight).
    • *rea*β†’ *rey*: As in, “For no reyson” and “A second reyd on” and “No reyaction” and “Out of reych” and “For reyl.” Other words that could work: reylm (realm), reylise (realise), reyality (reality), reydy (ready), areya (area), breyk (break) and greyt (great).
  • Royal:
    • Railβ†’ Royal: As in, “Thin as a royal” and “Go off the royals” and “Ride the royals.”
    • Real*β†’ Royal*: “All I royally want to do” and “Do you royally want to hurt me?” and “For royal” and “Get royal” and “Grounded in royality” and “In royal time” and “The royal thing” and “Keep it royal” and “A royal piece of work” and “Royality check.”
  • Taft:
    • *tat*β†’ *taft*: As in, “Taftami mat” and “Out of your natural habitaft” and “Turning up the thermostaft” and “Tentaftive smile.”

Avocado-Related Words

To help you come up with your own avocado puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

avocado, seed, pip, pit, green, ripe, guac, guacamole, fat, hass, fruit, tree, smash/smashed, toast, pear, alligator pear, shake, berry, choquette, gwen, lula, maluma, pinkerton, reed, brogden, bacon, ettinger, fuerte, monroe, sharwil, zutano, spinks, dickinson, kist, queen, rey, royal, sharpless, taft

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