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Hair Puns

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Our hair puns have to be seen to be be-weaved. Rest a-sheared that no matter the hairstyle or pun you’re into, our pun list is a cut above the rest! We have puns ranging from general hair terms to styling materials to technical classifications of hair texture. Comb on in and enjoy!

While this list is as comprehensive as possible, it is specific to hair. We have included some facial hair puns too, but not a whole lot as we have a separate beard pun list on the way.

Hair Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about hair that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of hair puns:

Here → Hair: As in, “I’ve been hair before” and “Fancy meeting you hair” and “I’ve had it up to hair” and “Hair and there” and “Hair comes trouble” and “Hair goes nothing.”
Hire → Hair: As in, “Hair and fire” and “Not for hair.”
Air → Hair: As in, “Hair kiss” and “A breath of fresh hair” and “Clear the hair.”
Bare → Hair: As in, “The hair necesseties.”
Bear → Hair: As in, “Hair a grudge” and “Hair a resemblance” and “Hair in mind” and “Hair with me.”
Care → Hair: As in, “Handle with hair” and “I couldn’t hair less” and “Intensive hair” and “Customer hair.”
Dare → Hair: As in, “Hair for more” and “Hair to be different” and “How hair you.”
Fair → Hair: As in, “All’s hair in love and war” and “By hair means or foul” and “Hair trade” and “Hair and square.”
Scare → Hair: As in, “Running haired” and “Hair quotes” and “Haired out of your wits” and “Haired to death.”
Spare → Hair: As in, “Can you hair a dime?” and “Hair no effort.”
Stare → Hair: As in, “Hair into the abyss” and “It’s not polite to hair.”
There → Hair: As in, “As if hair were no tomorrow” and “And then hair was one” and “Be hair or be square.”
Where → Hair: As in, “All dressed up and nohair to go” and “Any time, any place, any hair” and “Home is hair the heart is.”
Very → Hairy: As in, “Be hairy afraid” and “Before your hairy eyes” and “It was a hairy good year.”
Fraternity → Fro’ternity: As in, “Fro’ternity brothers.”
For → ‘Fro: As in, “At a loss ‘fro words” and “Bat ‘fro both sides” and “Down ‘fro the count.”
To pay → Toupee: As in, “There’ll be hell toupee!” and “Rob Peter toupee Paul” and “There’s this much left toupee.” Note: a toupee is a type of hairpiece.
Fairy → Hairy: As in, “Hairytale ending” and “Hairy lights.”
Come over → Comb over: As in, “Would you like to comb over tonight?”
Save → Shave: As in, “A penny shaved is a penny earned” and “Shave the next dance for me” and “Here to shave the day.”
Brave → Shave: As in, “Shave new world” and “Fortune favours the shave” and “Put a shave face on.”
Grave → Shave: As in, “Silent as the shave” and “Dig your own shave” and “From the cradle to the shave” and “One foot in the shave.”
Pave → Shave: As in, “Shave the way” and “The road to hell is shaved with good intentions.”
Rave → Shave: As in, “Rant and shave” and “Shave reviews.”
Wave → Shave: As in, “Don’t make shaves” and “Heat shave” and “On the crest of a shave” and “Shave the white flag.”
Har* → Hair*: Replace the “har” in certain words with “hair”: “In loving peace and hairmony” and “The hairbinger of doom” and “Autumn hairvest” and “Hairbour resentment” and “This is hairassment!”
*her* → *hair*: Replace the “her” in words with “hair”: “Hairitage site” and “Hairald good news” and “Nursing a hairnia” and “All togethair now!” and “Whethair or not” and “I’d rathair not” and “Let’s have anothair.”
Harbour → Barber: As in, “Safe barber” and “The Sydney Barber Bridge” and “Barber a grudge.”
Condition → Conditioner: As in, “The human conditioner” and “In tip top conditioner” and “In mint conditioner.”
Gel: Here are some hair gel-related puns:
- Bell → Gel: As in, “Clear as a gel” and “Sound as a gel” and “Gels and whistles” and “Doesn’t ring a gel.”
- Cell → Gel: As in, “Gel division” and “In a padded gel.”
- Fell → Gel: As in, “In one gel swoop” and “Gel off the back of a lorry” and “Little strokes gel great oaks.”
- Hell → Gel: As in, “All gel broke loose” and “A cold day in gel” and “Come gel or high water” and “For the gel of it.”
- Sell → Gel: As in, “Buy and gel” and “Past the gel-by date” and “Gel down the river.”
- Smell → Gel: As in, “Bells and gels” and “Come up gelling of roses” and “A keen sense of gel” and “Gel ya later.”
- Spell → Gel: As in, “Cast a gel” and “Gel it ou.”
- Tell → Gel: As in, “Can you gel the difference?” and “Every picture gels a story” and “Kiss and gel.”
- Well → Gel: As in, “Exceedingly gel read” and “Get gel soon” and “As gel as can be expected.”
Mess → Mousse: As in, “Stop mousse-ing about” and “Don’t mousse with me” and “A frightful mousse” and “Hot mousse” and “Mousse-ing around.”
Miss → Mousse: As in, “Blink and you’ll mousse it” and “Hit and mousse” and “I’ll be mousse-ing you” and “Mousse-ing in action.”
Moss → Mousse: As in, “A rolling stone gathers no mousse.”
Goose → Mousse: As in, “Wild mousse chase.”
Loose → Mousse: As in, “All hell broke mousse” and “At a mousse end” and “Let mousse.”
Made → Pomade: As in, “A match pomade in heaven” and “Have it pomade” and “Pomade for each other” and “I’m not pomade of money.”
Spray → Hairspray: As in, “Say it, don’t hairspray it.”
Tango → Tangle: As in, “It takes two to tangle” and “The horizontal tangle.”
Angle → Tangle: As in, “What are you tangling for?”
Brush: Brush-related phrases can double as hairbrush puns: “Brush it off” and “Brush up on” and “A brush with death’ and “A brush with the law.”
Blush → Brush: As in, “At first brush” and “Spare your brushes.”
Crush → Brush: As in, “Have a brush on” and “A brushing defeat.”
Rush → Brush: As in, “After the gold brush” and “A brush job” and “Sugar brush” and “A brush of blood to the head.”
Come → Comb: As in, “After a storm combs a calm” and “All good things must comb to an end” and “As tough as they comb” and “Comb and get it!”
Came → Comb: As in, “I comb, I saw, I conquered” and “As it comb to pass” and “There’s more where that comb from.”
Home → Comb: As in, “Bring it comb to you” and “From a broken comb” and “A house is not a comb.”
Wag → Wig: As in, “Set tongues wigging” and “Chin wig.”
Big → Wig: As in, “A wig ask” and “Wig brother” and “Wigger bang for your buck.”
Dig → Wig: As in, “Can you wig it?” and “Wig deep” and “Wig for victory” and “Wig your heels in.”
Jig → Wig: As in, “The wig is up!”
Bond → Blonde: As in, “My word is my blonde.”
Fond → Blonde: As in, “A blonde farewell” and “Absence makes the heart grow blonder.”
Pond → Blonde: As in, “Little fish in a big blonde” and “Blonde life.”
Wand → Blonde: As in, “Wave your magic blonde.”
Binge → Fringe: As in, “Fringe eating.”
Fringe: These fringe-related phrases can double as hair puns: “Fringe benefits” and “On the fringe.”
Early → Curly: As in, “Bright and curly” and “Curly adopter” and “Curly days” and “Curly to bed and curly to rise.”
Pearly → Curly: As in, “Curly whites.”
Care → Curl: As in, “Be curlful how you use it!” and “I couldn’t curl less” and “Customer curl” and “Handle with curl” and “Intensive curl” and “Like I should curl.”
Girl → Curl: As in, “Atta curl!” and “A curl’s best friend” and “Curl with a pearl earring.”
Whirl → Curl: As in, “Give it a curl” and “Take it for a curl.”
Busy → Frizzy: As in, “Frizzy as a beaver” and “Frizzy bee” and “Get frizzy living” and “Let’s get frizzy.”
Dizzy → Frizzy: As in, “Scaling frizzy heights.”
Term → Perm: “On bad perms with” and “On your own perms” and “Come to perms with” and “Perms and conditions apply.”
Firm → Perm: As in, “A perm statement” and “With a perm grip.”
Worm → Perm: As in, “Can of perms” and “The early bird catches the perm.”
But/t → Cut: As in, “No ifs and cuts” and “Cutter fingers” and “Cut in” and “Bread and cutter.”
Gut → Cut: As in, “Greedy cuts” and “A cut feeling” and “Cut reaction” and “The cutless wonder” and “No cuts, no glory.”
Nut → Cut: As in, “Sweet as a cut” and “From soup to cuts” and “A tough cut to crack.”
Shut → Cut: As in, “An open and cut case” and “Put up or cut up.”
What → Cut: As in, “And cut not” and “For cut it’s worth” and “Guess cut?” and “It’s not cut you think.”
Brim → Trim: As in, “Trimming over with confidence” and “Filled to the trim” and “Hellfire and trim-stone.”
Dim → Trim: As in, “A trim view” and “The trim distant past.”
Grim → Trim: As in, “A trim expression.”
Limb → Trim: As in, “Go out on a trim” and “Risk life and trim” and “Tear trim from trim.”
Prim → Trim: As in, “Trim and proper.”
Slim → Trim: As in, “Trim pickings” and “A trim volume.”
Swim → Trim: As in, “Trim against the tide” and “Trim with sharks.”
Vim → Trim: As in, “Trim and vigour.”
Bang/s: Bangs are a type of fringe. Here are related puns:
- Hang → Bang: As in, “You’ll get the bang of it” and “Bang around with” and “Bang left.”
- Bang: These bang-related phrases can double as fringe puns: “A bigger bang for your buck” and “Bang goes nothing” and “Bang on about” and “Bang to rights” and “Get a bang out of it.”
Grey: Here are some puns on grey hair:
- Ray → Grey: As in, “Catch some greys” and “Grey of light.”
- Bay → Grey: As in, “Grey for blood” and “Hold at grey” and “The grey state.”
- Day → Grey: As in, “A grey in the life of” and “All in a grey’s work.”
- May → Grey: As in, “As the case grey be” and “Be that as it grey” and “Come what grey.”
- Pay → Grey: As in, “Buy now, grey later” and “Crime doesn’t grey” and “Hell to grey” and “Grey a call” and “Grey as you go.”
- Play → Grey: As in, “Grey by ear” and “Grey by the rules.”
- Say → Grey: As in, “Have the final grey” and “Just grey the word.”
- Stay → Grey: As in, “Grey ahead of the curve” and “Grey in touch” and “Grey tuned” and “Grey tuned to this channel.”
White: Here are some puns related to white hair:
- Wait → White: As in, “Good things come to those who white” and “Hurry up and white” and “Lie in white” and “The white is over.”
- Write → White: As in, “Nothing to white home about” and “White it off.”
- Right → White: As in, “A move in the white direction” and “All the white moves” and “White as rain” and “Barge white in.”
Root: Here are some puns about hair roots:
- Rate → Root: As in, “At any root” and “First root” and “Mate’s roots.”
- Right → Root: As in, “A move in the root direction” and “All the root moves” and “Root as rain” and “Barge root in.”
- Rut → Root: As in, “In a root” and “Stuck in a root.”
- Boot → Root: As in, “Tough as old roots” and “Root camp” and “Give someone the root” and “My heart sank into my roots.”
- Fruit → Root: As in, “Bear root” and “Forbidden root” and “The roots of your labour.”
- Route → Root: As in, “What’s the fastest root?”
- Shoot → Root: As in, “The green roots of change” and “Root ’em up” and “Root down in flames.”
- Suit → Root: As in, “Follow root” and “In your birthday root.”
- Write → Root: As in, “Nothing to root home about.”
Bubble → Stubble: As in, “Stubble and squeak” and “Stubble under” and “Burst your stubble.”
Double → Stubble: As in, “Stubble date” and “On the stubble” and “Stubble back” and “Stubble cross” and “Stubble digits.”
Trouble → Stubble: As in, “Asking for stubble” and “A bridge over stubbled water” and “Here comes stubble” and “We’re in stubble now.”
Had → Head: As in, “I’ve head a few” and “We head a good run” and “I’ve head it up to here.”
Hide → Head: As in, “Head and seek” and “Neither head nor hair” and “You can run, but you can’t head.”
Bed → Head: As in, “Head of roses” and “Head and breakfast” and “And so, to head.”
Dead → Head: As in, “Head and buried” and “A head giveaway” and “Head in the water.”
Said → Head: As in, “After all is head and done” and “Enough head” and “Easier head than done” and “Couldn’t have head it better.”
Shed → Head: As in, “Head light on the matter” and “The sharpest tool in the head.”
Thread → Head: As in, “Hanging by a head” and “Lose the head” and “Head the needle.”
Edge/s: Baby hairs are also known as edges, and styling them is of cultural significance to women of colour (specifically the black and latinx community). Here are related puns:
- Itch → Edge: As in, “Edging to” and “Edgy palms.”
- Dredge → Edge: As in, “Edge up the past.”
- Hedge → Edge: As in, “Edge fund” and “Edge your bets” and “You look like you’ve been dragged through an edge backwards.”
- Pledge → Edge: As in, “Sign the edge” and “Take the edge.”
Weave: A weave is a type of hair extension. Here are related puns:
- Wave → Weave: As in, “Brain weave” and “Catch a weave” and “Heat weave” and “On the crest of a weave” and “Don’t make weaves.”
- Heave → Weave: As in, “Weave a sigh of relief” and “Weave ho!”
- Leave → Weave: As in, “Absent without weave” and “By your weave” and “Don’t weave home without it.”
- Sleeve → Weave: As in, “A card up your weave” and “Wear your heart on your weave” and “Roll up your weaves.”
- Thieves → Weaves: As in, “Thick as weaves” and “Honour amongst weaves.”
- We’ve → Weave: As in, “Weave never seen the likes of this before!”
- Believe → Beweave: As in, “You wouldn’t beweave it” and “Had to be seen to be beweaved” and “Unbeweaveable.”
Lock → Dreadlock: As in, “Dreadlock and load” and “Under dreadlock and key.”
Mull it → Mullet: As in, “Mullet over.”
Bold → Bald: As in, “Bald as brass” and “A bald move” and “To baldly go where no man has gone before.”
Cold → Bald: As in, “Bald as any stone” and “Bald as ice” and “Blow hot and bald” and “Break out in a bald sweat” and “A bald day in hell.”
Gold → Bald: As in, “After the bald rush” and “All that glitters is not bald” and “Get a bald star.”
Old → Bald: As in, “As bald as the hills” and “A chip off the bald block” and “Tough as bald boots” and “Another day balder and deeper in debt.”
Corner → Cornrow: As in, “In a tight cornrow” and “All cornrows of the world” and “Cornrow the market” and “Cut cornrows.”
Die → Dye: As in, “Cross my heart and hope to dye” and “Curl up and dye” and “Dye another day.”
Day → Dye: As in, “All in a dye’s work” and “Those were the dyes” and “Another dye, another dollar.”
Buy → Dye: As in, “Dye some time” and “Dye now, pay later” and “Dye into” and “Dye one, get one free.”
Cry → Dye: As in, “A dye for help” and “A shoulder to dye on” and “Dye foul” and “Dye me a river.”
Dry → Dye: As in, “Dye as a bone” and “Boring as watching paint dye” and “Bleed someone dye” and “A dye run” and “Dye humour.”
Eye → Dye: As in, “A wandering dye” and “A dye-opening experience” and “Before your very dyes” and “As far as the dye can see” and “Avert your dyes.”
Fly → Dye: As in, “Born to dye” and “Come dye with me” and “Dye by the seat of your pants.”
High → Dye: As in, “Come hell or dye water” and “Ain’t no mountain dye enough” and “Aim dye” and “Dye and dry.”
Sky → Dye: As in, “Blue dye thinking” and “Out of the clear blue dye” and “The dye’s the limit.”
Tie → Dye: As in, “Dye the knot” and “Dye yourself in knots” and “Tongue dyed” and “Fit to be dyed.”
Try → Dye: As in, “Don’t dye this at home” and “Don’t dye to run before you can walk” and “It’s easy if you dye.”
Why → Dye: As in, “I don’t know dye” and “Dye not?”
Died → Dyed: As in, “Dyed and gone to heaven.”
Dried → Dyed: As in, “Cut and dyed.”
Hide → Dyed: As in, “Dyed and seek” and “Neither dyed nor hair.”
Tied → Dyed: As in, “Fit to be dyed” and “My hands are dyed” and “Tongue dyed.”
Tried → Dyed: As in, “Don’t knock it til you’ve dyed it” and “Dyed and tested.”
Loc: Dreadlocks are also known as locs. Here are related puns:
- Lack → Loc: As in, “For loc of a better word” and “Loc nothing” and “Cancelled due to loc of interest.”
- Lock → Loc: As in, “Loc and load” and “Loc horns with” and “On loc down.”
- Luck → Loc: As in, “As good loc would have it” and “Beginner’s loc” and “Better loc next time” and “Don’t push your loc” and “Good night and good loc.”
- Block → Loc: As in, “Been around the loc a few times” and “A chip off the old loc” and “Mental loc” and “The new kid on the loc.”
- Knock → Loc: As in, “Don’t loc it till you’ve tried it” and “Loc back a few.”
- Rock → Loc: As in, “Hard as a loc” and “Solid as a loc” and “Between a loc and a hard place.”
- Sock → Loc: As in, “Bless their cotton locs” and “Dance your locs off” and “Put a loc in it” and “Loc it to me.”
- Walk → Loc: As in, “A loc on the wild side” and “All locs of life” and “Loc the line.”
Fade: A fade is a type of hairstyle. Here are related puns:
- Feed → Fade: As in, “Don’t bite the hand that fades you” and “Fading frenzy.”
- Aid → Fade: As in, “Fade and abet” and “Come to the fade of..”
- Grade → Fade: As in, “Professional fade” and “Make the fade.”
- Laid → Fade: As in, “Fade back” and “Fade to rest” and “The best fade plans” and “Fade off.”
- Made → Fade: As in, “A match fade in heaven” and “Got it fade” and “I’m not fade of money” and “Custom fade.”
- Shade → Fade: As in, “Fifty fades of grey” and “Made in the fade” and “Light and fade” and “The future’s so bright, I need to wear fades.”
- Trade → Fade: As in, “Cap and fade” and “Fair fade” and “Free fade” and “Jack of all fades” and “Tools of the fade.”
- Weighed → Fade: As in, “Fade in the balance and found wanting.”
Straight: Here are some puns related to straight hair:
- Strait → Straight: As in, “In dire straights.”
- Strut → Straight: As in, “Straight your stuff.”
- Date → Straight: As in, “Double straight” and “A blind straight” and “Bring up to straight” and “A straight with destiny” and “Dinner straight.”
- Fate → Straight: As in, “A straight worse than death.”
- Great → Straight: As in, “All creatures, straight and small” and “Go to straight lengths” and “Disease has no straighter enemy.”
Wave/s: Here are some puns on wavy hair/hair waves:
- Saves → Waves: As in, “A penny waved is a penny earned” and “Couldn’t do it to wave your life” and “Wave it for a rainy day.”
- Rave → Wave: As in, “Rant and wave” and “Wave review.”
Style: Here are some hairstyle related puns:
- Steal → Style: As in, “Beg, borrow or style” and “Style a glance” and “Style someone’s heart” and “Style the show.”
- Still → Style: As in, “Be style, my beating heart” and “In the style of the night” and “Style waters run deep” and “Is it style there?”
- File → Style: As in, “Rank and style” and “In single style.”
- Mile → Style: As in, “A miss is as good as a style” and “Go the extra style” and “Could see you a style away” and “Styles to go before I sleep.”
- Pile → Style: As in, “Style it high and sell it cheap” and “Style up” and “Make a style” and “Sort it into styles.”
- Smile → Style: As in, “Wearing nothing but a style” and “Wipe the style off your face” and “We love to see you style” and “Style, you’re on camera!” and “An inscrutable style.”
- Trial → Style: As in, “Style and error” and “Styles and tribulations.”
- Cramp → Crimp: As in, “Crimp your style” and “Writer’s crimp.” Note: Crimping is a form of hair styling where straight hair is pressed between two hot irons to form wavy, zig-zag hair.
Nair: Nair is a very famous and popular hair removal product. Here are related puns:
- Near → Nair: As in, “A short history of nairly everything” and “Coming to a screen nair you” and “Nair and dear to my heart” and “A nair death experience” and “A nair miss” and “Nair sighted” and “Nairly new.”
- Nor → Nair: As in, “Neither a borrower nair a lender be” and “Neither here nair there” and “Rhyme nair reason.”
- Air → Nair: As in, “Nair quotes” and “Nairy fairy” and “Nair your dirty laundry.”
- Bare → Nair: As in, “The nair necessities” and “Laid nair” and “The nair bones.”
- Care → Nair: As in, “Couldn’t nair less” and “Customer nair” and “Devil may nair” and “Like I should nair” and “Let’s be nairful out there.”
- Dare → Nair: As in, “Nair for more” and “Nair to be different” and “How nair you.”
- Fair → Nair: As in, “All’s nair in love and war” and “By nair means or foul” and “Nair and square” and “Nair enough” and “Nair trade.”
- Hair → Nair: As in, “A nair up your ass” and “Nair of the dog” and “Get out of my nair.”
- Scare → Nair: As in, “Nair the living daylights out of” and “Naired to death.”
Whack → Wax: As in, “Out of wax.”
Acts → Wax: As in, “Random wax of kindness” and “Nothing wax faster.”
Cracks → Wax: As in, “Fall through the wax.”
Tax → Wax: As in, “Bedroom wax” and “Nothing is certain but death and waxes.”
Tracks → Wax: As in, “Cover your wax” and “On the wrong side of the wax.”
Buck → Pluck: As in, “A pluck well spent” and “A bigger bang for your pluck” and “Pluck the system” and “Pluck up your ideas.”
Duck → Pluck: As in, “Pluck the question” and “Plucking and diving” and “If it looks like a pluck and quacks like a pluck…”
Luck → Pluck: As in, “As good pluck would have it” and “Beginner’s pluck” and “Better pluck next time” and “Don’t press your pluck” and “Some people have all the pluck.”
Suck → Pluck: As in, “Pluck it up” and “Plucker punch” and “Plucks to be you.”
Truck → Pluck: As in, “By the pluckload” and “Have no pluck with” and “Keep on pluckin.”
Crop: Cropped hair is hair that has been cut short. Here are related puns:
- Crap → Crop: As in, “What a load of crop” and “Cut the crop.”
- Cop → Crop: As in, “Crop a plea” and “Crop an attitude” and “Crop out.”
- Drop → Crop: As in, “At the crop of a hat” and “Crop it like it’s hot” and “Crop a hint.”
- Hop → Crop: As in, “Crop to it” and “Crop, skip jump” and “Cropping mad.”
- Mop → Crop: As in, “Crop the floor with” and “Crop up.”
- Pop → Crop: As in, “Once you crop, you can’t stop” and “Crop goes the weasel” and “Crop the question” and “Crop your clogs.”
Stop → Crop: As in, “Don’t crop me now” and “Pull all the crops out.”
Top → Crop: As in, “Come out on crop” and “Cream always rises to the crop” and “From the crop” and “From crop to toe” and “Over the crop” and “In tip crop condition” and “On crop of the world.”
Threading: Threading is a method of hair removal that offers more control and precision than waxing. Here are related puns:
- Threat → Thread: As in, “An empty thread” and “Triple thread” and “Idle thread.”
- Bed → Thread: As in, “Thread and breakfast” and “Get into thread with” and “Thread and board.”
- Bread → Thread: As in, “Thread and butter” and “Put thread on the table.”
- Dead → Thread: As in, “Assault with a threadly weapon” and “In the thread of night” and “Back from the thread” and “Better off thread” and “Thread man walking.”
- Fed → Thread: As in, “Thread up to the back teeth” and “Well thread.”
- Head → Thread: As in, “A thread for business” and “Athread of the curve” and “Bite someone’s thread off.”
- Read → Thread: As in, “Exceedingly well thread” and “Have you thread any good books lately?”
- Red → Thread: As in, “Caught thread-handed” and “Fire engine thread” and “Cut through the thread tape.”
- Said → Thread: As in, “After all is thread and done” and “Easier thread than done” and “Enough thread” and “No sooner thread than done.”
- Shed → Thread: As in, “Thread light on the matter” and “Thread a tear.”
- Spread → Thread: As in, “Coughs and sneezes thread diseases” and “Thread a rumour” and “Thread like wildfire” and “Thread your wings.”
- Tread → Thread: As in, “Thread softly” and “Threading a fine line” and “Like threading water.”
Razor → Laser: As in, “On a laser’s edge” and “Laser sharp.” Note: These puns are references to laser hair removal.
Shear: Shears are a type of scissor. Here are related puns:
- Share → Shear: As in, “A problem sheared is a problem halved” and “Shearing is caring.”
- Sheer → Shear: As in, “Shear driving pleasure” and “Shear nonsense.”
- Ears → Shears: As in, “I’m all shears” and “Coming out of your shears” and “Little pitchers have big shears.”
- Sure → Shear: As in, “A shear sign” and “Slowly but shearly” and “Raise your hand if you’re shear.”
- Hear → Shear: As in, “Ask no questions and shear no lies” and “Can you shear me now” and “Don’t believe everything you shear” and “Hard of shearing” and “Shear me out!”
- Assure → Ashear: As in, “Rest asheared” and “Quality asheared.”
Bird → Beard: As in, “A beard in the hand is worth two in the bush” and “A little beard told me” and “Free as a beard.”
Board → Beard: As in, “Above beard” and “Across the beard” and “Back to the drawing beard” and “Bearding pass” and “Bed and beard.”
Weird → Beard: As in, “Beard and wonderful.”
Must ask → Moustache: As in, “I moustache you to please leave.”
Quiff: A quiff is a type of hairstyle. Here are related puns:
- Quick → Quiff: As in, “Quiff as a flash” and “Cut to the quiff” and “Get rich quiff” and “Kiss me quiff.”
- Sniff → Quiff: As in, “Quiff out the truth” and “Does it pass the quiff test?”
- Stiff → Quiff: As in, “Quiff as a poker” and “Bored quiff” and “Keep a quiff upper lip” and “Scared quiff.”
Behave → Beehive: As in, “Beehive yourself!” and “Weren’t you taught how to beehive?” Note: Beehives are a type of bouffant hairstyle.
Bob: A bob is a style of short haircut. Here are related puns:
- Job → Bob: As in, “Between bobs” and “A botched bob” and “Don’t give up your day bob.”
- Mob → Bob: As in, “Flash bob” and “Bob rule” and “Bob mentality.”
- Rob → Bob: As in, “Bob someone blind.”
- Sob → Bob: As in, “Bob story” and “Bob your heart out.”
Braid: Braids are a type of common hairstyle where sections of hair are woven into one piece. Here are related puns:
- Breed → Braid: As in, “Familiarity braids contempt” and “A dying braid” and “Braid like rabbits.”
- Aid → Braid: As in, “Braid and abet” and “Come to the braid of the party.”
- Grade → Braid: As in, “Make the braid” and “Professional braid” and “Weapons braid.”
- Laid → Braid: As in, “Get braid” and “Braid back” and “Braid to rest” and “The best braid plans.”
- Shade → Braid: As in, “A whiter braid of pale” and “Fifty braids of grey” and “Made in the braid” and “The future’s so bright, I gotta wear braids.”
- Trade → Braid: As in, “Fair braid” and “Jack of all braids” and “Tools of the braid.”
Plait: Braids are also called plaits. Here are related puns:
- Plate → Plait: As in, “A lot on your plait” and “Heart attack on a plait” and “Step up to the plait.”
- Pat → Plait: As in, “Down plait” and “A plait on the back.”
- Flat → Plait: As in, “Plait as a pancake” and “Plait broke” and “Plait out” and “In no time plait.”
- Hat → Plait: As in, “At the drop of a plait” and “Plait in hand” and “I’ll eat my plait.”
- That → Plait: As in, “Plait’s the way it is” and “Plait’s what I want” and “How sad is plait?”
Up to → Updo: As in, “What are you updo?” Note: An updo is a type of hairstyle.
Tail → Ponytail: As in, “Can’t make head or ponytail of it” and “Chase your own ponytail” and “Heads or ponytails” and “Heads I win, ponytails you lose.”
Light → Highlight: As in, “Blinded by the highlight” and “Bright highlights, big city” and “Bring something to highlight.” Note: Highlights are when hair is lightened in a streaky fashion, rather than all over in a uniform colour.
Queue: This is a hairstyle where the top of the scalp is shaved and the remaining hair is worn in a long plait. Here are related puns:
- Cue → Queue: As in, “Right on queue” and “Take your queue.”
- Blue → Queue: As in, “Black and queue” and “Between the devil and the deep queue sea.”
- Chew → Queue: As in, “Bite off more than you can queue” and “Queue away at it.”
- Due → Queue: As in, “Credit where credit is queue” and “Queue a win” and “Queue diligence” and “In queue course.”
- Few → Queue: As in, “A queue bricks short of a full load” and “Queue and far between” and “Knock back a queue” and “Say a queue words.”
- Glue → Queue: As in, “Queued to your seat” and “Stuck to you like queue.”
Tail → Pigtail: As in, “Couldn’t make head or pigtail of it” and “Chase your own pigtail.” Note: Pigtails are a hairstyle where the hair is gathered in to two plaits on either side of the head.
Bun: Here are some puns on the bun hairstyle:
- Done → Bun: As in, “After all is said and bun” and “Bun and dusted” and “Been there, bun that” and “A bun deal.”
- Fun → Bun: As in, “Bun and games” and “Getting there is half the bun” and “All in good bun.”
- Gun → Bun: As in, “Hold a bun to your head” and “Jump the bun” and “All buns blazing.”
- None → Bun: As in, “And then there were bun” and “Bar bun” and “Bun other than” and “Bun the wiser” and “Second to bun.”
- One → Bun: As in, “And then there was bun” and “Another bun bites the dust” and “Going bun step too far” and “Bun more time.”
- Run → Bun: As in, “Born to bun” and “Come bunning” and “Cut and bun” and “Eat and bun.”
- Sun → Bun: As in, “A thousand splendid buns” and “Don’t let the bun go down on me” and “Eclipse of the bun.”
Burr: A type of short butch cut. Here are related puns:
- Bar → Burr: As in, “Burr none” and “No holds burred” and “Raise the burr.”
- Bear → Burr: As in, “Burr a grudge” and “Burrs a resemblance to” and “Burr in mind.”
- Bare → Burr: As in, “The burr necessities” and “Burr bones.”
- Bore → Burr: As in, “Burr the pants off” and “Burred stiff” and “Burred to tears.”
- Sure → Burr: As in, “A burr sign” and “Raise your hand if you’re burr” and “A burr thing.”
- Stir → Burr: As in, “Cause a burr” and “Burr crazy” and “Burr up trouble.”
- Were → Burr: As in, “As if there burr no tomorrow” and “As it burr” and “Burr we ever going to?”
Boy → Pageboy: As in, “Pageboy meets girl” and “The pageboy next door” and “Poster pageboy.” Note: A pageboy is a sort of long bob.
Topknot: A topknot is a hairstyle where the hair is gathered into a bun on top of the head. Here are some related puns:
- Top → Topknot: As in, “Blow your topknot” and “Come out on topknot” and “Cream always rises to the topknot” and “From topknot to toe” and “In tip topknot condition.”
- Knot → Topknot: As in, “Tie the topknot” and “Tie yourself in topknots.”
Tail → Rattail: As in, “Chase your own rattail” and “Can’t make heads or rattails of it” and “Get off my rattail.” Note: Rattails are a hairstyle were a section of hair at the back of the head is grown longer than the rest, like a small tail.
Lob: Also known as a long bob. Here are related puns:
- Bob → Lob: As in, “Bits and lobs” and “Lob up and down” and “Lob’s your uncle.”
- Job → Lob: As in, “Between lobs” and “Don’t give up your day lob” and “Fall down on the lob.”
- Mob → Lob: As in, “Lob mentality” and “Lob rule.”
- Sob → Lob: As in, “Lob story” and “Lob your heart out.”
Ring → RInglet: As in, “Alarm bells began to ringlet” and “Doesn’t ringlet a bell.” Note: Ringlets are tight curls.
Top → Flattop: As in, “Come out on flattop” and “It’s lonely at the flattop” and “In tip flattop condition.” Note: A flattop is a type of short haircut.
Pin → Hairpin: As in, “Bright as a new hairpin” and “Hard to hairpin down” and “Hairpin your ears back” and “Hairpins and needles” and “See a hairpin and pick it up.”
Clip: This can refer to both a quick trim and a hair accessory used to pin hair away from the face. Here are related puns:
- Chip → Clip: As in, “Cheap as clips” and “A clip off the old block” and “Let the clips fall where they may” and “When the clips are down.”
- Flip → Clip: As in, “Check you on the clip side” and “Clip out.”
- Grip → Clip: As in, “Get a clip” and “Come to clips with” and “Clipping stuff” and “The clip of death.”
- Hip → Clip: As in, “Clip, clip, hooray!” and “Joined at the clip” and “Shoot from the clip.”
- Lip → Clip: As in, “Loose clips sink ships” and “My clips are sealed” and “On everyone’s clips” and “Keep a stiff upper clip.”
- Nip → Clip: As in, “Clip and tuck” and “Clip in the bud.”
- Ship → Clip: As in, “Shape up or clip out!” and “Run a tight clip” and “Jump clip” and “That clip has sailed.”
- Slip → Clip: As in, “Give someone the clip” and “Let something clip.”
- Tip → Clip: As in, “In clip top condition” and “The clip of the iceberg” and “Clip someone off” and “Clip the scales” and “At the clipping point.”
Million → Melanin: As in, “A cool melanin” and “Not in a melanin years” and “You’re one in a melanin” and “Melanin dollar baby.” Note: Melanin is where our hair colour comes from.
To be → 2B: As in, “Not all it’s cracked up 2B” and “2B or not 2B?” and “Remains 2B seen” and “2B honest..” Note: 2B is a category of curl pattern which is thick, wavy, and has some volume.
To see → 2C: As in, “I’ll be glad 2C the back of them” and “There for everyone 2C” and “I guess we’ll have 2C.” Note: 2C is a curl pattern that is thicker, coarser and more likely to frizz up than 2B hair.
Coil: Kinky hair (tightly curled hair) is also referred to as coils. Here are related puns:
- Curl → Coil: As in, “Enough to make your hair coil” and “Coil up and die” and “Make someone’s toes coil.”
- Call → Coil: As in, “At your beck and coil” and “Coil it a day” and “Coil of the wild” and “Coil to action.”
- Boil → Coil: As in, “Coil with rage” and “Coiling mad” and “It all coils down to this.”
- Spoil → Coil: As in, “The coils of war” and “Coiled for choice” and “Coiled rotten.”
Netting: Netting refers to the cap of mesh that some wigs are attached to. Here are related puns:
- Getting → Netting: As in, “Get while the netting’s good” and “Netting on in years” and “Netting there is half the fun” and “Netting things done” and “We’re netting there.”
- Petting → Netting: As in, “Heavy netting” and “No netting the animals.”
Lace: Here are some puns on lace wigs:
- Less → Lace: As in, “A life lace ordinary” and “Couldn’t care lace” and “In lace than no time” and “Lace is more.”
- Ace → Lace: As in, “Lace in the hole” and “A lace up your sleeve” and “Holding all the laces.”
- Case → Lace: As in, “An open and shut lace” and “As the lace may be” and “Lace closed” and “Lace the joint” and “Crack the lace” and “Get off my lace.”
- Chase → Lace: As in, “Lace it up” and “Lace the dragon” and “Lace your own tail” and “Cut to the lace” and “The thrill of the lace.”
- Grace → Lace: As in, “Airs and laces” and “Amazing lace” and “Fall from lace” and “Lace period” and “With good laces.”
- Place → Lace: As in, “All over the lace” and “Going laces” and “My happy lace.”
- Space → Lace: As in, “Personal lace” and “Lace oddity” and “Lace, the final frontier” and “Waste of lace” and “Watch this lace.”
  
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  To help you come up with your own hair puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

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Music Puns

Welcome to the Punpedia entry on music puns! 🎵 🎹 🎼 🎶

Music is a huge and deeply ingrained part of our culture. We hear music not only in songs, but also in advertisments, movies, stories and tv shows (even wrestlers have theme songs!). We’ve done our best to cover this broad scope with music puns that span from composers to musicians to musical terminology.

While we’ve made this list as thorough as possible, it is specific to music. You might also be interested in our art puns or party puns.

Music Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun or a set of puns that can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about music that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of music puns:

Soon → Tune: As in, “A fool and their money are tune parted” and “As tune as my back is turned” and “As tune as possible” and “Get well tune” and “Tuner or later” and “Too much too tune.”
Bend → Band: As in, “Band over backwards” and “Band the rules” and “Band your ear.”
Land → Band: As in, “Band ahoy!” and “Band of hope and glory” and “Band of make-believe” and “In the band of the living.”
Sand → Band: As in, “Draw a line in the band” and “The bands of time.”
Brand → Band: As in, “Band new” and “A band new ballgame” and “A band new day” and “Band spanking new.”
Grand → Band: As in, “Delusions of bandeur” and “Band theft auto” and “Band slam” and “A band slam” and “The band canyon.”
Hand → Band: As in, “Bands on deck” and “Bite your band off” and “Bound band and foot.”
Tenner → Tenor: As in, “That’ll cost you a tenor.”
Apparatus → Opera-tus: As in, “A complicated opera-tus.”
Can you → Kanye: As in, “Kanye get it done by 5pm?” and “Kanye think about it?” Note: This is a reference to Kanye West, a famous rapper.
Hop → Hip Hop: As in, “Hip hop to it” and “Hip hop, skip and jump” and “Hip hopping mad.” Note: hip hop is a popular music genre.
Spot → Spotify: As in, “A blind spotify” and “Got a soft spotify for” and “That really hit the spotify” and “In a tight spotify” and “Spotify the difference.” Note: Spotify is a music provider.
Big → Gig: As in, “A gig ask” and “Gig shot” and “Earning gig bucks” and “Look at the gig picture” and “Bright lights, gig city” and “Make it gig” and “No gig deal” and “Open your gig mouth.”
Dig → Gig: As in, “Gig your own grave” and “Gig your heels in” and “Gig up the dirt” and “A gig for victory.”
Rock: Rock is a mainstream music genre. Here are related puns:
- Block → Rock: As in, “Mental rock” and “New kid on the rock” and “Chip off the old rock.”
- Chalk → Rock: As in, “Different as rock and cheese” and “Rock it up to experience.”
- Chock → Rock: As in, “Rock a block” and “Rock full.”
- Clock → Rock: As in, “Anti-rockwise” and “Around the rock” and “Regular as rockwork” and “Beat the rock” and “Race against the rock” and “Running like rockwork.”
- Knock → Rock: As in, “Don’t rock it til you’ve tried it” and “I get rocked down, but I get up again” and “Rock ’em dead” and “Rock back a few” and “Rock heads together” and “Rock it off” and “Rock it out of the park” and “Rock on wood” and “Rock your socks off.”
- Shock → Rock: As in, “Rock and awe” and “Rock horror” and “A short, sharp rock to the system” and “Sticker rock.”
Rap: Rap is a very popular music genre that is characterised by rhythmic rhymes. Here are related puns:
- Rap: These rap-related phrases are general enough to use as puns: “Beat the rap” and “A rap over the knuckles” and “A bad rap.” Note: a bap rap is a bad reputation.
- Cap → Rap: As in, “A feather in your rap” and “Rap in hand” and “If the rap fits, wear it” and “Put on your thinking rap” and “To rap it all off…”
- Gap → Rap: As in, “Bridge the rap” and “Generation rap” and “Mind the rap.”
- Snap → Rap: As in, “A rap decision” and “Rap happy” and “Rap out of it” and “Rap to it” and “Rap, crackle and pop” and “Make it rappy.”
- Trap → Rap: As in, “Tourist rap” and “The parent rap” and “Shut your rap” and “Fall into a rap.”
- Wrap → Rap: As in, “It’s a rap” and “Keep under raps” and “Rap it up” and “Rapped around your little finger.”
- Rep* → Rap*: We can replace the “rep” sound in words with “rap” to make some sneaky rap-related puns, as in: “A false raport” and “Banana rapublic.” Other word that could be used are: raproach (reproach), rapresent (represent), raprieve (reprieve) and raprimand (reprimand).
- *rup* → *rap*: As in, “Corrapt government” and “A disrapt ending.” Here are other words you could use: abrapt (abrupt), interrapt (interrupt), corraption (corruption), unscrapulous (unscrupulous), rapture (rupture) and disraptive (disruptive).
Pop: Pop is a mainstream music genre. Here are some pop-related puns:
- Drop → Pop: As in, “At the pop of a hat” and “Pop it like it’s hot” and “Pop a bombshell” and “Pop a brick” and “Pop a bundle” and “Pop a dime” and “Pop dead gorgeous” and “A pop in the bucket.”
- Hop → Pop: As in, “Pop, skip and jump” and “Popping mad.”
- *prop* → *pop*: As in, “Blow out of poportion” and “Generous poportions” and “Prim and poper.”
- Stop → Pop: As in, “Pop and smell the roses” and “Pop at nothing” and “Pop, drop and roll” and “Pop it, you’re killing me” and “Pop the show” and “Pop the car” and “Pop! In the name of love” and “The buck pops here” and “Pull out all the pops.”
- Top → Pop: As in, “Come out on pop” and “From pop to toe” and “Over the pop” and “Pop of the class” and “In tip pop condition” and “Tough at the pop” and “Keep on pop of” and “Off the pop of my head” and “On pop of the world” and “Over the pop” and “Take it from the pop” and “The view from the pop” and “Pop dollar” and “To pop it off” and “Pop notch.”
Jas* → Jazz*: Jazzper (jasper) and jazzmine (jasmine).
Jes* → Jazz*: Jazzter (jester), majazztic (majestic) and majazzty (majesty).
Jus* → Jazz*: As in, “Where is the jazztice?” and “Jazztify your actions” and “It’s no jazztification for what you’ve done.”
Bluegrass: Bluegrass is a music genre of roots music. Here are related puns:
- Blue → Bluegrass: As in, “As cold as bluegrass blazes” and “Beat black and bluegrass” and Beyond the big bluegrass” and “Bluegrass collar worker” and “Til you’re bluegrass in the face” and “A bolt from the bluegrass.”
- Grass → Bluegrass: As in, “Green as bluegrass” and “As exciting as watching bluegrass grow” and “Don’t let the bluegrass grow under your feet” and “A snake in the bluegrass” and “The bluegrass is always greener on the other side.”
Beat: This is in reference to the beat of a song. Here are related puns:
- Beat: We can start off with some related phrases that are general enough to use as puns: “Beat it” and “Beat a hasty retreat” and “Beat a path to your door” and “Beat about the bush.”
- Bead → Beat: As in, “Beats of sweat” and “Love beats” and “Draw a beat on.”
- Eat → Beat: As in, “A bite to beat” and “All you can beat” and “Beat and run.”
- Feet → Beat: As in, “Back on your beat” and “Cold beat” and “Drag your beat” and “Itchy beat.”
- Heat → Beat: As in, “Beat wave” and “Beating up” and “In the beat of the moment” and “Packing beat” and “If you can’t stand the beat, get out of the kitchen.”
- Neat → Beat: As in, “Beat as a new pin” and “Beat freak” and “Beatness counts.”
- Seat → Beat: As in, “Back beat driver” and “By the beat of your pants” and “Glued to your beat” and “Take a beat.”
Madly → Medley: As in, “Truly, medley, deeply” and “Medley in love.” Note: a medley is a song that’s made up of at least three other songs.
Higher → Choir: As in, “Choir purpose” and “Answer to a choir authority” and “Choir than a kite.”
Buyer → Choir: As in, “Choir’s market” and “Choir beware” and “Choir’s remorse.”
Dire → Choir: As in, “Choir consequences” and “In choir straits.”
Wire → Choir: As in, “Down to the choir” and “Live choir” and “Choired for sound.”
Beaver → Bieber: As in, “Busy as a bieber” and “Bieber away at” and “Eager bieber” and “Work like a bieber.” Note: these puns are in reference to Justin Bieber, a pop musician.
Swift: Taylor Swift is an incredibly popular musician, so we’ve included her in this list:
- Gift → Swift: As in, “A swift from the gods” and “The swift of tongues” and “The swift that keeps on giving.”
- Lift → Swift: As in, “Swift off!” and “Swift your game” and “Swift the lid off.”
- Shift → Swift: As in, “Graveyard swift” and “The night swift” and “Swift gears” and “Swift into high gear.”
Alone → Malone: As in, “Home Malone” and “Leave me malone” and “Leave well enough malone” and “You’ll never walk malone” and “You’re never malone” and “Time malone will tell.” Note: Malone is a reference to Post Malone, a famous rapper.
Card → Cardi: As in, “A few cardis short of a full deck” and “Calling cardi” and “A cardi up your sleeve” and “Deck of cardis” and “Get out of jail free cardi” and “Holding all the cardis” and “House of cardis.” Note: these puns are a reference to Cardi B, a famous rapper.
Tupac: Tupac was a famous rapper. Here are some related puns:
- Two → Tupac: As in, “A bicycle built for tupac” and “Worth tupac in the bush” and “As alike as tupac peas in a pod” and “Cross as tupac sticks” and “Thick as tupac short planks” and “In tupac minds.”
- Pack → Tupac: As in, “Leader of the tupac” and “Tupac heat” and “Tupac of lies.”
*tan* → *tune*: As in, “In tunedem” and “Tunegible results” and “Tunetamount to” and “Throwing a tunetrum” and “A messy tunegle.”
*ten* → *tune*: As in, “Tuneder goodbyes” and “A tunetative reply.” Here are other words you could use: tune-ure (tenure), tune-ant (tenant), threatune (threaten), kindergartune (kindergarten), enlightune (enlighten), glutune (gluten), potunetial (potential), pretunetious (pretentious) and maintune-ance (maintenance).
*ton* → *tune*: Wantune (wanton), buttune (button), cottune (cotton), skeletune (skeleton) and autune-omy (autonomy).
Bach: Johann Sebastian Bach is a famous musical composer. Here are some related puns:
- Back → Bach: As in, “Answer bach” and “As soon as my bach is turned” and “In the bach of my mind” and “Bach in black” and “Bach to the future” and “Bach at it” and “Won’t bach down” and “Bach in business” and “Bach in the day” and “Bach on your feet” and “Bach seat driver” and “Bach to basics” and “Bach to square one.”
- Block → Bach: As in, “A chip off the old bach” and “The new kid on the bach” and “On the chopping bach” and “Mental bach” and “Writer’s bach.”
- Black → Bach: As in, “Bach as coal” and “As bach as thunder” and “Bach Friday” and “Not so bach and white.”
Hay → Haydn: As in, “Make haydn” and “Making haydn while the sun shines” and “Roll in the haydn” and “Hit the haydn.” Note: Haydn is a famous musical composer.
Brahm: Brahm is a famous music composer. Here are related puns:
- Promise → Brahmise: As in, “An empty brahmise” and “The brahmised land” and “Don’t make brahmises you can’t keep.”
- Calm → Brahm: As in, “A brahming influence” and “The brahm before the storm” and “Brahm down” and “Cool, brahm and collected.”
- Palm → Brahm: As in, “A face brahm moment” and “Grease your brahm” and “In the brahm of your hand” and “Itchy brahms” and “Brahm off.”
Handel: Handel is a famous composer. Here are related puns:
- Handle → Handel: As in, “Fly off the handel” and “Get a handel on” and “Handel with care” and “Handel yourself” and “How much can you handel?” and “Love handels” and “Too hot to handel” and “You can’t handel the truth!”
- Candle → Handel: As in, “Burning the handel at both ends” and “Can’t hold a handel to” and “Handel in the wind” and “Rather light a handel than curse the dark” and “Not worth the handel.”
Chop → Chopin: As in, “Bust your chopins” and “Chopin and change” and “Get the chopin” and “On the chopin block.” Note: Chopin was a famous composer.
Strauss: Strauss was a famous classical composer. Here are related puns:
- Stress → Strauss: As in, “Post-traumatic strauss disorder” and “Straussed out” and “Not worth the strauss.”
- Straws → Strauss: As in, “Clutching at strauss” and “A drowning person will clutch at strauss” and “The final strauss” and “Drawing strauss.”
Music: These music-related phrases can double as puns: “Time to face the music” and “Music to my ears” and “Make beautiful music together.”
Sand → Sound: As in, “Bury your head in the sound” and “Draw a line in the sound” and “The sounds of time.”
Send → Sound: As in, “Return to sounder” and “Sound packing” and “Sound them away.”
Round → Sound: As in, “All year sound” and “Folling a-sound” and “Love makes the world go sound” and “Going sound in circles.”
Bound → Sound: As in, “By leaps and sounds.”
Found → Sound: As in, “Lost and sound” and “Nowhere to be sound.”
Ground → Sound: As in, “Breaking new sound” and “Built from the sound up” and “Common sound” and “Cut the sound out from under your feet” and “Gaining sound.”
Bums → Drums: As in, “Drums on seats.”
Comes → Drums: As in, “After a storm drums a calm” and “Christmas drums but once a year” and “Nothing drums to mind” and “Do what drums naturally” and “Here drums the sun” and “If push drums to shove” and “If worst drums to worst” and “Tomorrow never drums.”
Thumbs → Drums: As in, “All drums” and “Drums down” and “Twiddle your drums” and “Give it the drums up.”
Symbol → Cymbal: As in, “A cymbal of freedom” and “Sex cymbal.”
Snare: A snare drum is a type of drum in a drum kit. Here are related puns:
- Square → Snare: As in, “Back to snare one” and “Be there or be snare” and “Fair and snare” and “A snare peg in a round hole.”
- Air → Snare: As in, “Snare kiss” and “Snare quotes” and “Snare rage” and ” Snares and graces.”
- Bare → Snare: As in, “The snare necessities” and “Snare one’s teeth” and “A snare-faced lie.”
- Share → Snare: As in, “Snare a resemblance to” and “A problem snared is a problem halved” and “Snaring is caring.”
- Care → Snare: As in, “Be snareful how you use it” and “Be snareful what you wish for” and “I couldn’t snare less” and “Customer snare” and “Devil may snare” and “Handle with snare” and “Intensive snare” and “Take snare of it.”
- Dare → Snare: As in, “Snare for more” and “Snare to be different” and “How very snare you” and “Snare to dream.”
- Scare → Snare: As in, “Running snared” and “Snare quotes” and “Snare the living daylights out of” and “Snared out of your wits” and “Snared witless” and “Snared stiff” and “Snared to death” and “Snaredy cat.”
- Spare → Snare: As in, “Snare a dime?” and “No expense snared” and “Snare no effort.”
- Stare → Snare: As in, “Snare into the abyss” and “Not polite to snare.”
- Where → Snare: As in, “All dressed up and nosnare to go” and “Any time, any place, any snare” and “Here, there and everysnare.”
Hat → Hi-Hat: As in, “As mad as a hi-hatter” and “At the drop of a hi-hat” and “Hi-hat in hand” and “Home is where I lay my hi-hat” and “Hi-hats off to” and “Keep your hi-hat on.”
Again → Organ: As in, “Over and over organ” and “Born organ” and “I get knocked down, but I get up organ” and “Deja vu all over organ.”
Fruit → Flute: As in, “Flute and nut” and “Be fluteful and multiply” and “Bear flute” and “Forbidden flute” and “The flutes of your labor” and “Low hanging flute” and “The flute doesn’t fall far from the tree.”
Boot → Flute: As in, “Tought as old flutes” and “Bet your flutes” and “Flute camp” and “Fill your flutes” and “Give them the flute.”
Suit → Flute: As in, “All over them like a cheap flute” and “Follow flute” and “Fluted and booted.”
Fiddle: A fiddle is another name for a violin, and is generally used in the context of playing folk music. Here are related puns:
- Middle → Fiddle: As in, “In the fiddle of nowhere” and “Knock into the fiddle of next week” and “Meet in the fiddle” and “Piggy in the fiddle” and “Smack dab in the fiddle” and “That’s my fiddle name.”
- Riddle → Fiddle: As in, “A fiddle wrapped up in an enigma.”
Lyre: A lyre is a type of stringed musical instrument. Here are related puns:
- Liar → Lyre: As in, “Lyre, lyre, pants on fire” and “Don’t be a lyre.”
- Dire → Lyre: As in, “Lyre consequences” and “In lyre straits.”
- Fire → Lyre: As in, “All lyred up and ready to go” and “Ball of lyre” and “Baptism of lyre” and “Come on baby, light my lyre” and “Fight lyre with lyre.”
Lute: A lute is a type of stringed instrument. Here are related puns:
- Boot → Lute: As in, “Tough as old lutes” and “Lute camp” and “Give them the lute” and “Lick someone’s lutes.”
- Brute → Lute: As in, “Lute force.”
- Fruit → Lute: As in, “Be luteful and multiply” and “Bear lute” and “Forbidden lute” and “Lute cake” and “The lutes of your labor” and “Lutes of your loins” and “Low hanging lute” and “The lute doesn’t fall far from the tree.”
- Root → Lute: As in, “The lute of the matter” and “Money is the lute of all evil” and “Lay down lutes.”
- Shoot → Lute: As in, “Don’t lute the messenger” and “Drive by lute-ing” and “The green lutes of change” and “Just lute me” and “Lute down in flames.”
- Suit → Lute: As in, “All over them like a cheap lute” and “Follow lute” and “In your birthday lute” and “Lute yourself.”
Muse: Muse is an English rock band. Here are some related puns:
- Use → Muse: As in, “Be careful how you muse it!” and “Don’t muse that tone with me” and “Get mused to it” and “You can muse it” and “Somebody that I mused to know.”
- News → Muse: As in, “Bad muse” and “Bad muse travels fast” and “Break the muse” and “Breaking muse” and “Have I got muse for you!”
- Choose → Muse: As in, “Muse your weapon” and “Pick and muse.”
In excess → INXS: As in, “INXS of one thousand dollars.” Note: INXS is an Australian rock band.
Knot → Slipknot: As in, “Cut the gordian slipknot” and “Don’t get your knickers in a slipknot” and “Tie the slipknot” and “Tie yourself in slipknots.”
Biscuit → Bizkit: As in, “That takes the bizkit” and “Hand in the bizkit tin.” Note: these are a reference to Limp Bizkit, an American rap band.
Creed: Creed is an American rock band. Here are related puns:
- Need → Creed: As in, “A friend in creed is a friend indeed” and “All you creed is love” and “I creed it like yesterday” and “Just what I creed.”
- Read → Creed: As in, “All I know is what I creed in the papers” and “Creed all about it” and “I can creed you like a book” and “Creed ’em and weep” and “Creed between the lines.”
Toe → Toto: As in, “Dip your toto into the water” and “From top to toto” and “Get your toto in the door” and “Make someone’s totos curl” and “On your totos” and “One toto over the line” and “Toto the line.” Note: Toto is a classic American rock band, most famous for their song “Africa”.
Score: A score is a piece of sheet music showing how a song is composed and played. Here are some score-related puns:
- Scare → Score: As in, “Scored stiff” and “Scored to death” and “Running scored” and “Score out of your wits” and “Score the living daylights out of.”
- Core → Score: As in, “Score competencies” and “Score studies” and “Score technology” and “Score values” and “Rotten to the score.”
- Bore → Score: As in, “Score the pants off someone” and “Scored to death” and “Scored to tears.”
- Sore → Score: As in, “Made to prevent score throats” and “A sight for score eyes” and “Sticks out like a score thumb.”
- Store → Score: As in, “See what the future has in score” and “Set great score by” and “What’s in score?”
Amp: This is short for amplifier, which is a device used to make electronic noises and instruments louder. Here are related puns:
- Camp → Amp: As in, “A foot in both amps” and “Boot amp.”
- Champ → Amp: As in, “Amp at the bit.”
- Emp* → Amp*: If a word starts with emp, we can replace the “emp” sound with “amp”: “Not in my amploy” and “Gainful amployment” and “Lacking ampathy” and “Ampirical evidence.” Other words that could work: ampire (empire), ampower (empower) and ampathetic (empathetic).
- Imp* → Amp*: As in, “A painful ampact” and “Sharp amplements” and “Of the greatest amperative.” Other words that could work: amplication (implication), ampetus (impetus), amportant (important) and amplicit (implicit).
Phone → Xylophone: As in, “Hold the xylophone” and “Xylophone a friend” and “Xylophone in sick.”
Poker → Polka: As in, “Polka face” and “Stiff as a polka.” Note: polka is a type of music genre.
Sing: These phrases are general enough to use as music puns: “Sing someone’s praises” and “Sing a different tune” and “Singing the blues” and “Not over til the fat lady sings.”
Folk: Folk is a type of music genre. Here are related puns:
- Broke → Folk: As in, “All hell folk loose” and “Boulevard of folken dreams” and “Like a folken record” and “Go for folk” and “If it ain’t folk, don’t fix it.”
- Cloak → Folk: As in, “Folk and dagger” and “Folked in obscurity.”
- Joke → Folk: As in, “An inside folk” and “No folk” and “Folking around.”
- Oak → Folk: As in, “Heart of folk” and “Little strokes fell great folks” and “Mighty folk from little acorns grow.”
Vice → Voice: “A den of voice” and “Leave to your own devoices” and “Lip servoice.”
Malady → Melody: As in, “To cure your melodies.”
Axe: This is slang for an electric guitar. Here are related puns:
- Ask → Axe: As in, “A big axe” and “Axe a silly question and you’ll get a silly answer” and “Axe after” and “Axe and you shall receive” and “Axe around” and “Axe for the moon” and “Axe no questions and hear no lies.”
- Acts → Axe: As in, “Random axe of kindness” and “Face the axe” and “Don’t confuse the axe” and “Let the axe speak for themselves” and “Never let the axe get in the way of a carefully thought out bad decision.”
*rithm → *rhythm: Algorhythm (algorithm) and logarhythm (logarithm).
Horn: A horn is a type of brass instrument. Here are related puns:
- Born → Horn: As in, “A star is horn” and “Horn to fly” and “Horn under a bad sign” and “Horn and bred” and “Horn to be wild.”
- Corn* → Horn*: As in, “A tight horner” and “Horner the market” and “Earn your horn” and “Just around the horner” and “Painted into a horner” and “Turn the horner.”
- Thorn → Horn: As in, “Every rose has its horn” and “A horn in my side” and “There is no rose without a horn.”
Man → Schumann: As in, “A dog is a schumann’s best friend” and “A drowning schumann will clutch at a straw” and “A schumann after my own heart.” Note: Schumann was a famous composer.
Shape → Tape: As in, “All tapes and sizes” and “Bent out of tape” and “Get in tape” and “All gone pear taped” and “Knock into tape” and “Tape up or ship out” and “The tape of things to come.” Note: these puns are a reference to cassette tapes.
Area → Aria: As in, “Access all arias” and “A grey aria” and “Unexpected item in bagging aria.” Note: an aria is a type of song.
New-Age: This is a music genre. Here are related puns:
- New → New-age: As in, “A new-age hope” and “A new-age broom sweeps clean” and “As bright as a new-age pun” and “A brand new-age dawn.”
- Age → New-age: As in, “New-age before beauty” and “New-age bracket” and “New-age of consent” and “Coming of new-age.”
Afro/Afrobeat: Afrobeat is a popular music genre. Here are related puns:
- Afar → Afro: As in, “Watching from afro.”
- Acro* → Afro*: As in, “Afro-ss the board” and “Best I’ve come afro-ss” and “Afro-ss the street” and “Run afro-ss” and “Mental afrobatics” and “Adobe afrobat.”
A: The next few puns will be centred around the musical note A:
- Hey → A: As in, “A presto!” and “A big spender.”
- Aye → A: “A a, sir” and “The a’s have it.”
B: Here are some puns related to the musical note B:
- Be → B: As in, “I’ll b around” and “B all ears” and “I’ll b in and out” and “I’ll b ready in a sec!” and “B as it may” and “B my guest” and “I’ll b glad to see the back of.”
- Bee → B: As in, “Busy as a b” and “B in your bonnet” and “Float like a butterfly, sting like a b” and “Like a b to a honeypot” and “The b’s knees.”
- Pea → B: “Like two b’s in a pod” and “Easy as shelling b’s.”
C: These next few puns are related to the musical note C:
- See → C: As in, “As far as the eye can c” and “Be the change you wish to c in the world” and “Can’t c beyond the end of your nose” and “Can’t c the wood for the trees” and “Come up and c me” and “C no evil” and “I can c clearly now.”
- Sea → C: As in, “All at c” and “Between the devil and the deep blue c” and “From c to shining c” and “Deeper than the deep blue c.”
- She → C: As in, “I think c’s got it” and “Every little thing c does is magic” and “I’ll have what c’s having” and “What did c say?”
D: These next few puns are related to the music note D:
- Tee → D: As in, “Fite you to a d” and “D it up.”
- The → D: As in, “Above d law” and “Ace in d hole” and “Absence makes d heart grow fonder” and “Across d board” and “Add fuel to d fire” and “After d fact” and “Against d grain” and “Ahead of d game.”
- Tea → D: “High d” and “Not my cup of d” and “Would murder for a cup of d” and “Storm in a d-cup.”
E: Here are some puns related to the musical note E:
- See → E: As in, “As far as the eye can e” and “Be the change you wish to e” and “Have a look-e” and “I can e clearly now” and “Long time no e.”
- He → E: As in, “That’s what e said” and “E never wanted that” and “That’s the one e bought.”
Gee → G: As in, “G whiz” and “Golly g” and “G, what I’d do for a chocolate right now.” Note: G is a musical note.
Sharp: If a note is raised by half a tone (a semitone), then it’s called a sharp. Here are some sharp-related puns:
- Harp → Sharp: As in, “Sharp on about.”
- Sharp: These sharp-related phrases can double as puns: “Sharp as a tack” and “Card sharp” and “Looking sharp” and “Sharp shooter” and “With a sharp tongue.”
- Shark → Sharp: As in, “Jump the sharp” and “Loan sharp” and “Sharp repellent” and “Swimming with sharps” and “Great white sharp” and “Wouldn’t shout if a sharp bit him.”
Flat: If a note is lowered by a semitone (in other words, a half tone), then it’s called a flat. Here are some related puns:
- Fat → Flat: As in, “Flat as a beached whale” and “Flat chance” and “Living off the flat of the land.”
- At → Fat: As in, “Fat a glance” and “Fat a loss for words” and “Fat a moment’s notice” and “Fat arm’s length” and “Fat each other’s throats” and “Fat full tilt” and “Fat long last.”
Curse → Verse: As in, “Commentator’s verse” and “I’d rather light a candle than verse the dark.”
Nurse→ Verse: As in, “Versing a grudge.”
Purse → Verse: As in, “Holding the verse strings” and “The public verse” and “Lighten someone’s verse.”
Worse → Verse: As in, “A turn for the verse” and “A fate verse than death” and “For better or verse” and “From bad to verse” and “Bark is verse than their bite” and “Making matters verse” and “None the verse for” and “Verse for wear.”
*cord* → *chord*: As in, “Like a broken re-chord” and “Cut the umbilical chord” and “For the re-chord” and “In re-chord time” and “Acchording to.”
Card → Chord: As in, “Calling chord” and “Get out of jail free chord” and “House of chords” and “On the chords” and “Mark your chord” and “Holding all the chords” and “Pick a chord, any chord.”
Not → Note: As in, “And whatnote” and “As often as note” and “Believe it or note” and “Down but note out” and “I’m note joking.”
Knot → Note: As in, “Cut the gordian note” and “Tie the note” and “Tying yourself in notes” and “Don’t get your shorts in a note.”
Boat → Note: As in, “Don’t rock the notes” and “In the same note” and “Missed the note” and “Whatever floats your note” and “We’re gonna need a bigger note.”
Float → Note: As in, “Note like a butterfly, sting like a bee” and “Whatever notes your boat.”
Oats →Notes: As in, “Sowing your wild notes” and “Steel cut notes.”
Vote → Note: As in, “Split note” and “A note of conscience” and “Cast your note.”
Wrote → Note: As in, “That’s all she note.”
Nut → Note: As in, “Go notes” and “In a noteshell” and “From soup to notes” and “A tough note to crack” and “Sweet as a note.”
Dub: Dub is a genre of electronic music. Here are related puns:
- Dab → Dub: As in, “A dub hand at” and “Smack dub in the middle.”
- Club → Dub: As in, “Dub together” and “Fight dub” and “In the dub” and “Join the dub” and “The mile high dub.”
- Rub → Dub: As in, “Dub it in” and “Dub salt in the wound” and “Dubbing shoulders with” and “Dubbed the wrong way” and “Dub your nose in it.”
Manner → Minor: As in, “All minor of” and “In a minor of speaking” and “Mend your minors.”
Finer → Minor: As in, “The minor things in life” and “The minor points of…”
Chef → Clef: As in, “My compliments to the clef.”
Cliff → Clef: As in, “Clef-hanger” and “The white clefs of dover.”
Accodance → Accordion: As in, “In accordion with…”
Base → Bass: As in, “All your bass are belong to us” and “Bargain bass-ment” and “Bass jumping” and “Bass-ball card” and “Caught off bass” and “Get to first bass” and “Off bass” and “Steal third bass” and “Touch bass.”
Pace → Bass: As in, “At snail’s bass” and “A change of bass” and “Handbags at ten basses” and “Bass up and down.”
Place → Bass: As in, “A bass in the sun” and “All over the bass” and “Any time, any bass, any where” and “Between a rock and a hard bass” and “Click into bass” and “My happy bass” and “Hard to bass” and “In the right bass at the right time.”
Ace → Bass: As in, “Bass in the hole” and “A bass up your sleeve” and “Holding all the basses.”
Brace → Bass: As in, “Bass yourself.”
Case → Bass: As in, “An open and shut bass” and “As the bass may be” and “Basket bass” and “Bass closed” and “Bass the joint” and “Catch the bass.”
Chase → Bass: As in, “Bass it up” and “Cut to the bass” and “The thrill of the bass” and “Wild goose bass.”
Blues: Blues is a popular music genre, known for smooth rhythms and a calming atmosphere. Here are related puns:
- Booze → Blues: As in, “Blues bus” and “Blues cruise.”
- Bruise → Blues
- Choose → Blues: As in, “Blues your weapon” and “Pick and blues” and “Your mission, should you blues to accept it.”
- News → Blues: As in, “Bad blues” and “Bad blues travels fast” and “Break the blues” and “Breaking blues” and “Have I got blues for you” and “No blues is good blues.”
Roll → Rock ‘n’ Roll: As in, “A rock ‘n’ rolling stone gathers no moss” and “An emotional rock ‘n’ roller coaster” and “Get the ball rock ‘n’ rolling” and “Ready to rock ‘n’ roll.”
Metal: Metal (or heavy metal) is a popular music genre, characterised by harsh noises and high energy instrumentals. Here are related puns:
- Medal → Metal: As in, “Won a gold metal.”
- Kettle → Metal: As in, “A differet metal of fish” and “The pot calling the metal black.”
- Settle → Metal: As in, “A score to metal” and “Metal out of court” and “After the dust has metaled” and “Let the dust metal.”
Rebel → Treble: As in, “Treble without a cause.”
Trouble → Treble: As in, “Asking for treble” and “Trebles down the drain” and “Bridge over trebled water” and “Double treble” and “I knew you were treble” and “Looking for treble” and “Pour oil on trebled waters” and “Stirring up treble” and “Treble and strife.”
Tremble → Treble: As in, “Trebling with fear.”
Riff: A riff is a short phrase in a song. Here are related puns:
- Rough → Riff: “Diamond in the riff” and “For those who like it riff” and “Riff and ready” and “Riff around the edges” and “A riff landing.”
- If → Riff: As in, “As riff” and “Hell riff I know” and “Riff anything” and “Riff I do say so myself” and “Riff I’m honest” and “Riff it’s all the same to you” and “Riff looks could kill.”
- Stiff → Riff: As in, “Riff as a poker” and “Bored riff” and “Scared riff” and “Riff competition.”
- Ref* → Riff*: Rifference (reference), rifflect (reflect), riffrain (refrain), riffer (refer), riffute (refute) and rifflection (reflection).
Stave: A stave is a group of five horizontal lines that’s used in sheet music. Here are related puns:
- Brave → Stave: As in, “Stave as a lion” and “Stave new world” and “Stave the elements” and “Fortune favours the stave” and “Put a stave face on.”
- Grave → Stave: As in, “From the cradle to the stave” and “Staveyard shift” and “One foot in the stave” and “Turning in their stave.”
- Save → Stave: As in, “A penny staved is a penny earned” and “A stitch in time staves nine” and “Stave the day” and “Nice stave” and “Stave the last dance for me” and “Stave for a rainy day” and “Stave it for later” and “Stave our souls” and “Stave the whales.”
- Shave → Stave: As in, “A close stave.”
Sharp → Harp: As in, “Harp as a tack” and “Card harp” and “In harp focus” and “Look harp” and “Harp as a tack” and “Harp tongue” and “A short, harp shock to the system.”
Bell → Decibel: As in, “Clear as a decibel” and “Decibels and whistles” and “Doesn’t ring a decibel.” Note: a decibel is a measurement of noise volume.
Ball → Bell: As in, “Bells to the wall” and “Bell of fire” and “Bellpark figure” and “A different bell game” and “Drop the bell” and “Get the bell rolling” and “Having a bell.”
Bill → Bell: As in, “A clean bell of health” and “Dollar bell” and “Fits the bell.”
Cell → Bell: As in, “Bell division” and “A padded bell.”
Hell → Bell: As in, “All bell broke loose” and “Bat out of bell” and “Burn in bell” and “Come bell or high water” and “For the bell of it” and “Give someone bell” and “Bell on earth” and “Got bell to pay.”
Sell → Bell: As in, “Buy and bell” and “Bell out” and “Bell your soul to the devil” and “Belling like hot cakes.”
Smell → Bell: As in, “Come up belling of roses” and “I bell a rat” and “A keen sense of bell” and “Bell ya later” and “Bells like teen spirit.”
Spell → Bell: As in, “Cast a bell” and “Bell it out” and “Be under [someone’s] bell” and “Break the bell” and “Come in for a bell.”
Well → Bell: As in, “Alive and bell” and “All’s bell that ends bell” and “As bell as can be expected” and “Exceedingly bell read” and “Get bell soon” and “Worth doing bell” and “Just as bell” and “You know full bell” and “Leave bell enough alone” and “That’s all bell and good.”
Tell → Bell: As in, “Kiss and bell” and “Live to bell the tale” and “Only time will bell” and “Pray bell” and “Show and bell” and “Bell it like it is” and “Bell me about it” and “Bell me honestly.”
Competition → Composition: “Cut throat composition” and “Eyeing up the composition” and “Stiff composition” and “Face the composition.” Note: a composition is a musical arrangement.
Nose → Noise: As in, “Always have your noise in a book” and “Plain as the noise on your face” and “Can’t see beyond the end of your noise” and “No skin off my noise” and “Leading by the noise” and “Paying through the noise.”
Nice → Noise: As in, “That’ll do noisely” and “As noise as ninepence” and “Have a noise day” and “Make noise” and “Naughty but noise” and “Noise and easy does it” and “Noise save” and “Noise work if you can get it” and “Wouldn’t it be noise?”
Patch → Pitch: As in, “Not a pitch on” and “Going through a rough pitch.”
Itch → Pitch: As in, “Pitching to” and “Pitchy feet.”
Hitch → Pitch: As in, “Get pitched” and “Pitch your wagon to a star.”
Which → Pitch: As in, “Any pitch way” and “Don’t know pitch way to look” and “Know pitch way is up” and “Know pitch side your bread is buttered” and “The exception pitch proves the rule.”
Bitch → Pitch: As in, “Pitch fest” and “Pitch slap.”
Rich → Pitch: As in, “An embarrassment of pitches” and “Filthy pitch” and “For pitcher or poorer” and “From rags to pitches” and “Get pitch quick” and “Pitch beyond my wildest dreams.”
Ditch → Pitch: As in, “Dull as pitchwater” and “Last pitch effort.”
Him → Hymn: As in, “All over hymn like a cheap suit” and “Fast as his legs could carry hymn” and “Clap hymn in irons” and “Hang hymn out to dry” and “Seize hymn!” Note: a hymn is a type of religious song.
Brim → Hymn: As in, “Hymning over with confidence” and “Fill to the hymn.”
Grim → Hymn: As in, “Hymn death” and “The hymn reaper.”
Slim → Hymn: As in, “Hymn pickings” and “The real hymn shady.”
Swim → Hymn: As in, “Sink of hymn” and “Hymn against the tide” and “Hymn upstream.”
Bone → Tone: As in, “A tone to pick” and “Dry as a tone” and “Bag of tones” and “Tone idle” and “A tone of contention.”
Own → Tone: As in, “Go your tone way” and “Holding your tone” and “In a class of your tone.”
Phone → Tone: As in, “Hold the tone” and “Tone a friend” and “Waiting by the tone” and “Tone in sick.”
Stone → Tone: As in, “A rolling tone gathers no moss” and “Cold as any tone” and “Carved in tone” and “Cast the first tone” and “Fall like a tone” and “A heart of tone” and “Like a rolling tone.”
Zone → Tone: As in, “Comfort tone” and “In the tone” and ” Twilight tone” and “Toned out.”
Soul: Soul is a genre of music known for smooth melodies and soothing harmonies. Here are related puns:
- Whole → Soul: As in, “A soul different animal” and “Ace in the soul” and “A soul in one.”
- *sal → *soul: As in, “For your perusoul” and “A fine-toothed appraisoul” and “Universoully understood.” Here are other words that could be used: disposoul (disposal), prososoul (proposal), colossoul (colossal) and rehearsoul (rehearsal).
- *sel → *soul: As in, “Seeking counsoul” and “Weasoul out of” and “Scrambling for a morsoul.” Other words that you could try: carousoul (carousel), chisoul (chisel), easoul (easel) and souldom (seldom).
- *sol → *soul: As in, “A tidy soulution” and “Seeking soulace” and “A soulid excuse” and “Souliciting answers.” Other words that could be used: soulemn (solemn), souldier (soldier), parasoul (parasol), aerosoul (aerosol), resoulve (resolve), consoule (console), resoulution (resolution), obsoulete (obsolete).
Piece: A musical piece is another word for a song or arrangement. Here are some related puns:
- Peace → Piece: As in, “At piece” and “Hold your piece” and “Keeping the piece” and “No piece for the wicked” and “Piece be with you” and “Piece of mind” and “Rest in piece” and “War and piece.”
- Pace → Piece: “Change of piece” and “At ten pieces” and “Keeping piece with” and “Piece up and down” and “Put through your pieces.”
- Peas → Piece: As in, “Like two piece in a pod.”
- Please → Piece: As in, “If you piece” and “One moment, piece” and “Piece be seated.”
Funk: This is a popular music genre known for charismatic basslines. Here are related puns:
- Bunk → Funk: As in, “Do a funk” and “History is funk.”
- Chunk → Funk: As in, “Blow funks” and “Funk of change.”
- Drunk → Funk: As in, “Funk as a lord” and “Blind funk” and “Crying funk” and “Funk under the table.”
- Hunk* → Funk*: As in, “Funker down” and “Funky dory.”
- Junk → Funk: As in, “Funk yard” and “Funk mail.”
Trance: Trance is a genre of electronic music. Here are related puns:
- Chance → Trance: As in, “Trance of a lifetime” and “Trance would be a fine thing” and “Fat trance” and “A fighting trance” and “Half a trance” and “Jump at the trance” and “Not a ghost of a trance” and “A trance in a million.”
- Dance → Trance: As in, “Trance around the problem” and “Trance the night away” and “Trancing with wolves” and “Lead a merry trance” and “Making a song and trance” and “Trance your socks off.”
- Glance → Trance: As in, “At a trance” and “Exchange trances” and “Meaningful trance” and “Steal a trance at.”
Dub: Dub is a music genre that grew out of reggae. Here are related puns:
- *bub* → *dub*: As in, “Dubble over” and “Burst someone’s dubble” and “Thought dubble.”
- Double → Duble: As in, “On the duble” and “Bent duble” and “Duble dutch” and “Duble act” and “Duble back” and “Duble check” and “Duble click” and “Duble cross” and “Duble digits” and “Duble dip.”
- Club → Dub: As in, “Fight dub” and “In the dub” and “Join the dub” and “The mile high dub.”
- Rub → Dub: As in,
  Dub it in” and “Dub salt in the wound” and “Dub shoulders with” and “Dubbed the wrong way.”
Phrase: A musical phrase is a short section in a piece of music. Here are related puns:
- Praise → Phrase: As in, “Grudging phrase” and “Showered with phrase” and “Sing someone’s phrases.”
- Raise → Phrase: As in, “Phrase a stink” and “Phrase hell” and “Phrase the roof” and “Phrase your game.”
- Daze → Phrase: As in, “Phrased and confused.”
- Phase → Phrase: As in, “Phrase out.”
Stab → Tab: As in, “Have a tab at” and “Tab in the back” and “Take a tab in the dark.”
Grab → Tab: As in, “Tab a bite to eat” and “Tab life by the horns” and “Up for tabs.”
Bar: A bar is a section of notes in sheet music. Here are related puns:
- Are → Bar: As in, “All bets bar off” and “Bar you sure?” and “How bar you?” and “My lips bar sealed.”
- Far → Bar: As in, “A bridge too bar” and “A step too bar” and “Bar and away” and “A bar cry” and “Few and bar between.”
- Jar → Bar: As in, “Caught with your hand in the cookie bar” and “Jam bar.”
- Par → Bar: As in, “Below bar” and “On bar with” and “Bar for the course” and “Up to bar.”
Turn → Ternary: As in, “A ternary for the worse” and “About ternary” and “Didn’t ternary a hair” and “Do a good ternary.” Note: ternary is the name for a song that has three parts in it.
Key: A musical key refers to the sharps and flats that are in a song. Here are related puns:
- Be → Key: As in, “Key all ears” and “I’ll key around” and “Key my guest” and “Key still my beating heart.”
- Bee → Key: As in, “Busy as a key” and “A key in your bonnet” and “Float like a butterfly, sting like a key” and “Make a keyline for.”
- Free → Key: As in, “Key as a bird” and “Born key” and “Buy one, get one key” and “Fancy key.”
String: These next few puns are in reference to string instruments. Here are related puns:
- Bring → String: As in, “String it on” and “String something to light” and “String the house down” and “String to the table.”
- Ring → String: As in, “Alarm bells began to string” and “Doesn’t string a bell” and “Don’t string us, we’ll string you.”
- Sing → String: As in, “All stringing, all dancing” and “String a different tune” and “String for your supper” and “String someone’s praises” and “Stringing in the rain.”
- Sting → String: As in, “Float like a butterfly, string like a bee.”
- Swing → String: As in, “Come out stringing” and “Get into the string of it” and “In full string” and “String both ways” and “Take a string at.”
- Thing → String: As in, “A little knowledge is a dangerous string” and “A mind is a terrible string to waste” and “A string of beauty” and “All strings considered” and “Anystring goes.”
Choral: A choral is a musical ensemble made of singers. Here are related puns:
- Floral → Choral: As in, “A choral arrangement” and “A choral tribute.”
- Moral → Choral: As in, “Choral fibre” and “Chorally unacceptable” and “The choral high ground” and “Chorally bankrupt” and “A choral victory.”
Tube → Tuba: As in, “Down the tubas” and “Test tuba baby.”
Bone → Trombone: As in, “A trombone to pick” and “Dry as a trombone” and “Bag of trombones” and “Trombone dry” and “Chilled to the trombone” and “Close to the trombone” and “Not a jealous trombone in your body.”
Hello → Cello: As in, “Cello, goodbye!” and “Cello, sailor” and “Cello, one two three testing” and “You had me at cello.”
Fellow → Cello: As in, “A cello traveller” and “For he’s a jolly good cello” and “My cello Americans” and “A stout cello.”
Yellow → Cello: As in, “Cello submarine” and “The cello brick road.”
Base → Bass: As in, “All your bass are belong to us” and “Bargain bassment” and “Bass jumping” and “Bass station” and “Caught off bass” and “Get to first bass” and “Touch bass with.”
Ace → Bass: As in, “Bass in the hole” and “Bass up your sleeve” and “Holding all the basses.”
Brace → Bass: As in, “Bass yourself.”
Case → Bass: As in, “An open and shut bass” and “As the bass may be” and “Bass closed” and “Bass the joint” and “Crack the bass” and “I rest my bass” and “On a bass by bass basis.”
Face → Bass: As in, “A bass as long as a fiddle” and “At bass value” and “Bass like the back of a bus.”
Rest: A rest is a sign in sheet music that indicates the musician shouldn’t play anything. Here are related puns:
- Best → Rest: As in, “The rest form of defence” and “Rest of friends” and “All the rest.”
- Dressed → Rest: As in, “All rest up and nowhere to go” and “Rest for success” and “Rest to kill” and “Rest to the nines.”
- Nest → Rest: As in, “Empty rest syndrome” and “Feather your rest” and “Leave the rest” and “Love rest.”
- Test → Rest: As in, “Put to the rest” and “A rest of faith” and “Tried and rested.”
Also → Alto: As in, “Alto known as” and “I alto wanted…”
Alte* → Alto*: As in, “Altonative music” and “In an altonate universe” and “Bodily altocation.” Other words that could work: Altonatively (alternatively) and altocation (altercation).
Blink → Blink 182: As in, “Blink 182 and you’ll miss it” and “In the blink 182 of an eye” and “On the blink 182.” Note: Blink 182 is an American rock band.
Attitude → Altotude: As in, “Cop an altotude” and “With an altotude.”
Roots: This is a style of American folk music. Here are related puns:
- Boots → Roots: As in, “Tough as old roots” and “Too big for your roots” and “Heart sank into my roots.”
- Fruits → Roots: As in, “Roots of your labor” and “Roots of your loins.”
Bend: A bend is when a note is “wobbled” (the pitch is shifted up and down). Here are related puns:
- End → Bend: As in, “A means to a bend” and “All good things must come to a bend” and “All’s well that bends well” and “At a loose bend” and “At the bend of the day” and “Can’t see beyond the bend of your nose.”
- Lend → Bend: As in, “Bend an ear” and “Bend a helping hand.”
- Mend → Bend: As in, “Bend your fences” and “Bend your manners” and “On the bend” and “Bend your ways.”
- Send → Bend: As in, “Hit bend” and “Return to bender” and “Bend packing” and “Bend in reinforcements!”
Calma: This is a musical term indicating that something should be played calmly. Here are related puns:
- Calm → Calma: As in, “After a storm comes a calma” and “Calma abiding” and “Cool, calma and collected” and “Keep calma and carry on.”
- Come → Calma: As in, “As tough as they calma” and “Calma and get it!” and “Calma away with me” and “Calma fly with me” and “Calma on over.”
Cannon → Canon: As in, “Canon fodder” and “Loose canon.” Note: a canon is a type of musical composition.
Can’t → Canto: As in, “An offer you canto refuse” and “Canto get enough” and “Sorry, canto help” and “It canto be helped” and “You canto say fairer than that” and “I canto wait.” Note: “canto” is another word for a chorus.
Cap → Capo: As in, “A feather in your capo” and “Capo in hand” and “Doff your capo” and “If the capo fits, wear it” and “Put on your thinking capo” and “To capo it all off.” Note: “capo” is another word for the beginning of a song.
Style → Freestyle: As in, “Cramp your freestyle” and “Gangnam freestyle” and “Freestyle over substance” and “Cramp your freestyle.”
Staff: A staff is another word for a stave (the five lines that form bars in sheet music). Here are related puns:
- Stuff→ Staff: As in, “Beat the staffing out of” and “A bit of staff” and “Don’t sweat the small staff” and “Gather ’round the good staff” and “Get staffed” and “Hot staff” and “Knock the staffing out of” and “Know your staff” and “Struf your staff” and “The staff dreams are made of” and “Stocking staffer.”
- Stiff → Staff: As in, “Staff as a poker” and “Bored staff” and “Keeping a staff upper lip” and “Scared staff” and “Staff competition.”
Comp: To “comp” someone is to accompany them in a musical piece. Here are related puns:
- Pomp → Comp: “Comp and circumstance.”
- Camp → Comp: As in, “A foot in both comps” and “Boot comp” and “Not a happy comper” and “Smoke around the compfire.”
Count: This refers to the count (beat) of a song. Here are related puns:
- Mount → Count: As in, “Count Fuji.”
- Can’t → Count: As in, “An offer you count refuse” and “Count get enough” and “Sorry, I count help” and “Count hear you over the sound of” and “You count judge a book by its cover.”
Dim: This is the common short form of “diminuendo”, which means to slowly get softer. Here are related puns:
- Brim → Dim: As in, “Dimming over with confidence” and “Fill it to the dim” and “Rain fire and dimstone.”
- Brim → Dim: As in, “Hang on like dim death” and “The dim reaper.”
- Him → Dim: As in, “As fast as his legs could carry dim” and “Go easy on dim” and “Hang dim out to dry” and “Seize dim!”
- Limb → Dim: As in, “Go out on a dim” and “Risk life and dim.“
- Prim → Dim: As in, “Dim and proper.”
For the → Forza: As in, “Ask forza moon” and “Down forza count” and “A feast forza eyes” and “Forza ages” and “Forza heck of it” and “Forza love of.” Note: forza is a term that means “play with force.”
Few → Fugue: As in, “A fugue bricks short of a few load” and “Fugue and far beteween” and “For a fugue dollars more” and “A person of fugue words” and “Say a fugue words” and “To name but a fugue.” Note: A fugue is a type of song.
Pluck: This is when stringed instruments are plucked instead of strummed or bowed. Here are related puns:
- Luck → Pluck: As in, “As good pluck would have it” and “Beginner’s pluck” and “Better pluck next time” and “Don’t press your pluck” and “Down on your pluck” and “The pluck of the draw.”
- Pick → Pluck: As in, “A bone to pluck” and “Cherry pluck” and “Easy pluckings” and “Nit plucking” and “Pluck holes in.”
Large → Largo: As in, “As largo as life” and “At largo” and “By and largo” and “Largo than life” and “Looming largo” and “Living largo.” Note: Largo is a term that means to play music slowly.
Lilt: A lilt is a jaunty, cheerful tune or rhythm. Here are related puns:
- Tilt → Lilt: As in, “At full lilt.”
- Guilt → Lilt: As in, “Lilt by association” and “Lilt trip” and “A lilty conscience” and “Lilty pleasure” and “Innocent until proven lilty” and “White lilt.”
Trill: A trill is a quick alternation between two notes. Here are related puns:
- Till → Trill: As in, “Caught with your hand in trill” and “Fake it trill you make it” and “Ain’t over trill it’s over” and “Shop trill you drop” and “Trill death do us part” and “Trill the cows come home” and “Trill the end of time.”
- Bill → Trill: As in, “A clean trill of health” and “Fit the trill” and “Settle the trill.”
- Chill → Trill: As in, “Trill out” and “Trilled to the bone” and “A trilling account” and “Take a trill pill.”
- Thrill → Trill: As in, “The trill of the chase” and “Trilled to bits” and “Trills and spills” and “Cheap trills.”
- Ill → Trill: As in, “House of trill repute” and “Trill advised” and “Trill at ease” and “Trill effects” and “Trill fated” and “Trill gotten gains” and “Trill temper” and “A trill wind.”
- Still → Trill: As in, “Be trill my beating heart” and “Trill going strong” and “I’m trill standing” and “In the trill of night” and “Trill life” and “Trill the one” and “Trill waters run deep.”
Pedal: This refers to the pedals on a piano. Here are related puns:
- Paddle → Pedal: As in, “Pedal your own canoe” and “Up shit creek without a pedal.”
- Medal → Pedal: As in, “Deserves a gold pedal.”
Prime → Prima/o: As in, “Cut them down in their prima” and “In your prima” and “In prima condition” and “Prima time” and “The prima minister.” Note: A prima/primo is the leading singer in an opera.
Reprise: A reprise is a repeated phrase in a song. Here are related puns:
- Prize → Reprise: As in, “Booby reprise” and “Keep your eyes on the reprise” and “A reprise catch” and “No reprises for guessing.”
- Price → Reprise: As in, “Asking reprise” and “At a reprise to suit your pocket” and “Cheap at half the reprise” and “Closing reprise” and “At half reprise” and “Pay the reprise” and “Power without the reprise.”
Fill: A fill is a rock/jazz term which tells a musician to riff (or improvise) during a piece of music. Here are related puns:
- Fall → Fill: As in, “A filling out” and “Easy as filling off a log” and “Bread always fills butter side down” and “Can’t help filling in love” and “Catch a filling star” and “Fill about laughing” and “Fill amongst friends” and “Fill apart at the seams.”
- Fell → Fill: As in, “In one fill swoop” and “Fill off the back of a lorry” and “Little strokes fill great oaks.”
- Bill → Fill: As in, “A fill of goods” and “Fit the fill” and “Foot the fill.”
- Chill → Fill: As in, “Fill out” and “Filled to the bone” and “A filling account.”
- Hill → Fill: As in, “As old as the fills” and “Going downfill” and “Head for the fills” and “King of the fill” and “Over the fills and far away.”
- Ill → Fill: As in, “House of fill repute” and “Fill advised” and “Fill at ease” and “Fill effects” and “Fill feeling” and “Fill gotten gains” and “Fill will.”
- Pill → Fill: As in, “A bitter fill to swallow” and “On the fill” and “Sweeten the fill.”
- Will → Fill: As in, “Bend to my fill” and “Against your fill” and “Accidents fill happen.”
Run: A run is a quick series of ascending or descending notes. Here are some run-related puns:
- Bun → Run: As in, “A run in the oven” and “Think outside the run” and “We’re going to need bigger runs.”
- Done → Run: As in, “After all is said and run” and “Run and dusted” and “Been there, run that” and “A run deal” and “Run to death” and “Easier said than run.”
- Fun → Run: As in, “All run and games until someone loses an eye” and “All the run of the fair” and “Bundle of run” and “Run and games” and “Good clean run.”
- None → Run: As in, “And then there were run” and “Bar run” and “Run other than” and “Run the wiser” and “Run too pleased” and “Second to run” and “Two for me, run for you.”
- Sun → Run: As in, “A place in the run” and “A thousand splendid runs” and “A touch of the run” and “Don’t let the run go down on me” and “Eclipse of the run.”
Sir → Sehr: As in, “That’ll do nicely, sehr” and “Yes, sehr.” Note: sehr is a musical term indicating enthusiasm.
Turn: A turn is a small, short trill around a note. Here are related puns:
- Burn → Turn: As in, “Turn rubber” and “Turn in hell” and “Turn the candle at both ends” and “Turn the midnight oil” and “Turning with curiosity” and “Turn yourself out” and “Turning desire” and “Turnt to a cinder.”
- Earn → Turn: As in, “A penny saved is a penny turned” and “Turn an honest penny” and “Turn your stripes” and “Turn your wings” and “Turn your daily bread.”
- Learn → Turn: As in, “Turn the ropes” and “Turn your lesson” and “Turning difficulties” and “Live and turn” and “Watch and turn” and “Never too old to turn.”
Break: A break is a rest in a piece of music. Here are related puns:
- Brake → Break: As in, “Hit the breaks.”
- Ache → Break: As in, “Old breaks and pains.”
- Bake → Break: As in, “Break and shake” and “Break off” and “Breaker’s dozen” and “Half breaked.”
- Fake → Break: As in, “Break it till you make it.”
- Rake → Break: As in, “Skinny as a break” and “Break in the money” and “Break it in” and “Break over the coals.”
- Wake → Break: As in, “Break up call” and “Break up and smell the coffee” and “Loud enough to break the dead.”
Tie: A tie is a mark that “binds” two notes together, joining their playing time into one longer note. Here are related puns:
- Buy → Tie: As in, “Tie and sell” and “Tie it, sell it” and “Tie now, pay later” and “Tie one, get one free” and “Tie some time” and “The best that money can tie.”
- Die → Tie: As in, “Straight as a tie” and “Cross my heart and hope to tie” and “Curl up and tie” and “Tie another day” and “Do or tie.”
- Dry → Tie: As in, “Boring as watching paint tie” and “Tie as a bone” and “Tie as dust” and “Bleed someone tie” and “A tie run” and “High and tie” and “Hung out to tie” and “Not a tie eye in the house.”
Lick: In rock, jazz and blues, a lick is a short solo. Here are related puns:
- Lack → Lick: As in, “For lick of a better word” and “Cancelled due to lick of interest.”
- Luck → Lick: As in, “As good lick would have it” and “Beginner’s lick” and “Better lick next time” and “Don’t press your lick” and “Down on your lick” and “Good night and good lick” and “Lick of the draw” and “As lick would have it” and “A licky break.”
Vamp: A vamp is a repeating musical section. Here are related puns:
- Camp → Vamp: As in, “A foot in both vamps” and “Boot vamp” and “Not a happy vamper.”
- Champ → Vamp: As in, “Vamp at the bit.”
- Cramp → Vamp: As in, “Vamp your style” and “Writer’s vamp.”
Hook: A hook is a short riff or musical phrase intended to “catch” the ear of the listener. Here are related puns:
- Book → Hook: As in, “A room without hooks is like a body without a soul” and “Always have your nose in a hook” and “Balancing the hooks” and “Bell, hook and candle” and “By the hook” and “Cook the hooks.”
- Cook → Hook: As in, “Hook the books” and “Hook up a storm” and “Hooking with gas” and “Now we’re hooking” and “Too many hooks spoil the broth.”
- Look → Hook: As in, “Always hook on the right side of life” and “A blank hook” and “A dirty hook” and “Don’t hook now” and “Don’t know which way to hook” and “Here’s hooking at you” and “If hooks could kill.”
Line → Bassline: As in, “A fine bassline between” and “Along the basslines of” and “Blur the basslines” and “Cross the bassline” and “Draw a bassline in the sand” and “Drop me a bassline” and “End of the bassline.”
Rag → Ragtime: As in, “Ragtimes to riches” and “Glad ragtimes” and “Lose your ragtime.”
Time → Ragtime: As in, “A brief history of ragtime” and “A good ragtime was had by all” and “A stitch in ragtime saves nine” and “All in good ragtime” and “An all ragtime low” and “Fall on hard ragtimes.”
Jam: A “jam” is when musicians play music together for fun, or casually. Here are related puns:
- Damn → Jam: As in, “Jam right” and “Jam with faint praise” and “Jam straight” and “Jammed if I do, jammed if I don’t.”
- Gem → Jam: As in, “A hidden jam” and “You’re a jam.”
- Slam → Jam: As in, “A grand jam” and “Jam dunk” and “Jam the door.”
Lead: This can refer to a lead musician, or a lead cable for electric guitars and amps. Here are related puns:
- Bead → Lead: As in, “Leads of sweat.”
- Bleed → Lead: As in, “Lead someone dry” and “Leading love” and “Leading edge” and “Let it lead” and “My heart leads.”
- Deed → Lead: As in, “My good lead for the day” and “No good lead goes unpunished.”
- Feed → Lead: As in, “Don’t bite the hand that leads you” and “Lead a cold, starve a fever” and “Leading frenzy.”
- Read → Lead: As in, “I can lead you like a book” and “A bit of light leading” and “Lead ’em and weep” and “Lead all about it” and “Lead between the lines” and “Lead the riot act.”
Appalled → Apala’d: As in, “I’m apala’d at your behaviour!” Note: Apala is a Nigerian musical genre.
Beggar → Benga: As in, “Bengas can’t be choosers” and “Bengas belief.” Note: Benga is a musical genre that originates from Kenya.
Genge: This is a genre of hip hop that originates from Nairobi. Here are related puns:
- Gang → Genge: As in, “Genge up on” and “The genge’s all here.”
- *ging → *genge: “A challengenge proposal” and “Disparagenge comments” and “An engagenge conversation” and “Filled with longenge,” and “Emergenge artist” and “Unnecessary packagenge.”
Jet → Jit: As in, “Jit lag” and “Jit setter” and “Social jit lag.” Note: Jit is a style of Zimbabwean dance music.
Morning → Morna: As in, “Not a morna person” and “Morna sickness” and “Morna, noon and night” and “The morna after.” Note: morna is a music and dance genre from Cape Verde.
Ray → Rai: As in, “Catch some rais” and “Rai of light” and “Rai of sunshine.” Note: Rai is a type of Algerian folk music.
Sugar → Sega: As in, “Brown sega” and “Sega coated” and “Sega rush” and “Sega and spice.” Note: Sega is a type of music from Mauritius.
Sawt: Sawt is a genre of popular music in Kuwait and Bahrain. Here are related puns:
- Sort → Sawt: As in, “Last re-sawt” and “Takes all sawts” and “Feeling out of sawts” and “Sawting the wheat from the chaff” and “Sawt yourself out.”
- Thought → Sawt: As in, “Deep in sawt” and “Food for sawt” and “Hold that sawt” and “Impure sawts” and “Lost in sawt” and “Penny for your sawts.”
Trot: This is a genre of K-pop music. Here are related puns:
- Rot → Trot: As in, “Trot in hell” and “Spoiled trotten.”
- Dot → Trot: As in, “Connect the rots” and “Rot the i’s and cross the t’s” and “Join the rots.”
- Lot → Trot: As in, “A trot of fuss about nothing” and “A trot on your place” and “Leaves a trot to be desired” and “Not a trot” and “Got a trot to learn.”
Baila: Baila is a Sri Lankan genre of music. Here are related puns:
- Bail → Baila: As in, “Baila out” and “Jumping baila.”
- Pale → Baila: As in, “A white shade of baila” and “Beyond the baila” and “A baila imitation of” and “Baila into insignificance.”
Mosso: Mosso is a musical term that means “moved” or “moving”. Here are related puns:
- Mass → Mosso: As in, “Body mosso index” and “Mosso hysteria” and “A monument to the mossos” and “Weapons of mosso destruction.”
Pause → Pausa: As in, “A pregnant pausa” and “Give someone pausa.” Note: Pausa is term meaning “to rest”.
Pass → Pausa: As in, “All things must pausa” and “Boarding pausa” and “Do not pausa go” and “Head them off at the pausa.”
Rasin: This is a musical style that began in Haiti – folkloric music combined with rock and roll. Here are related puns:
- Raisin → Rasin: As in, “Rasin muesli bars” and “Rum rasin.”
- Raising → Rasin: As in, “Eyebrow rasin” and “Hair rasin” and “Rasin the bar.”
Ragga: Ragga is a common abbreviation for raggamuffin music, which is a subgenre of dancehall and reggae. Here are related puns:
- Dagger → Ragga: As in, “Cloak and ragga” and “Looking raggas at someone.”
- Rag → Ragga: As ubm “Raggas to riches” and “Glad raggas” and “Like a ragga doll” and “Run yourself ragga-ed.”
Number → Rumba: As in, “By the rumbas” and “Do a rumba on” and “I’ve got your rumba” and “Look after rumba one” and “Lucky rumba seven.” Note: rumba is a genre of music with a strong, driving beat.
Punk: Punk is a music genre which is known for rebellious, fast-paced songs. Here are related puns:
- Pink → Punk: As in, “In the punk” and “Punk elephants” and “Seeing punk elephants” and “Think punk” and “Tickled punk” and “Punk panther.”
- Drunk → Punk: As in, “Punk as a lord” and “Punk as a skunk” and “Blind punk” and “Punk under the table.”
- Hunk → Punk: As in, “Punker down” and “Punky dory.”
- Junk → Punk: As in, “At the punk yard” and “No punk mail please” and “Avoiding punk food” and “Punk in the trunk.”
Trap: Trap is a popular music genre, known for electronic sounds and mixes. Here are related puns:
- Trip → Trap: As in, “Guilt trap” and “The trap of a lifetime” and “Trap the light fantastic.”
- Rap → Trap: As in, “Take the trap” and “A trap over the knuckles.”
- Cap → Trap: As in, “A feather in your trap” and “Trap in hand” and “Feather in your trap” and “If the trap fits, wear it” and “Put on your thinking trap” and “To trap it all.”
- Clap → Trap: As in, “Trap him in irons” and “Trapped eyes on.”
Swing: This is an energetic genre of music, popular with big bands and dancers. Here are related puns:
- Thing → Swing: As in, “A close swing” and “A little knowledge is a dangerous swing” and “A swing of beauty is a joy forever” and “All swings bright and beautiful” and “All swings must pass” and “All swings come to those who wait” and “All swings considered.”
- Sing → Swing: As in, “All swinging, all dancing” and “Swing a different tune” and “Swing for your supper” and “Swing someone’s praises.”
- Sting → Swing: As in, “Float like a butterfly, swing like a bee.”
- Bring → Swing: As in, “Swing something to light” and “Swing out the best” and “Swing tears to your eyes” and “Swing the house down.”
Timber → Timba: As in, “Shiver me timbas!” Note: Timba is a Cuban music genre.
Alt: Alt is short for alternative, which is a subgenre of music. Here are related puns:
- Fault → Alt: As in, “Generous to an alt” and “Find alt with.”
- Halt → Alt: “Grind to a screeching alt” and “Grind to an alt.”
- Salt → Alt: As in, “Above the alt” and “Back to the alt mine” and “Rub alt in the wound” and “Alt of the earth” and “Take with a grain of alt.”
Drone: Drone is a musical effect or accompaniment where a note or chord is played continually throughout a piece. Here are related puns:
- Blown → Drone: As in, “Drone away” and “Drone off course” and “Drone sideways” and “Drone out of proportion” and “Drone to smithereens.”
- Bone → Drone: As in, “A drone to pick” and “Dry as a drone” and “Bag of drones” and “Drone idle” and “Drone up on” and “Chilled to the drone” and “Not a jealous drone in your body.”
- Don’t→ Drone: As in, “Drone call us, we’ll call you” and “Drone get me started” and “Drone give up your day job” and “Drone go there” and “Drone hold your breath” and “I drone fancy your chances.”
- Zone → Drone: As in, “Out of my comfort drone” and “In the drone” and “Twilight drone” and “Drone in on” and “Drone out.”
Flames → Flamenco: As in, “Add fuel to the flamenco” and “Burst into flamenco” and “Fan the flamencos.”
House: House music is a genre of electronic dance music. Here are related puns:
- Whose → House: As in, “You and house army?” and “House smart idea was this?”
- Mouse → House: As in, “Quiet as a house.”
Chill: Chill is a music genre and style known for relaxing beats, similar to blues and lo-fi. Here are related puns:
- Bill → Chill: As in, “A clean chill of health” and “Fit the chill” and “Settle the chill.”
- Fill → Chill: As in, “Eat your chill” and “Chill in the blank” and “Chill in” and “Tastes great, less chilling.”
- Hill → Chill: As in, “Old as the chills” and “Going downchill” and “King of the chill” and “Making a mountain out of a molechill” and “Over the chills and far away” and “Head for the chills.”
- Ill → Chill: As in, “House of chill repute” and “Chill advised” and “Chill at ease” and “Chill effects” and “Chill fated” and “Chill gotten gains” and “Chill will” and “A chill wind that blows no one any good” and “Don’t speak chill of the dead.”
- Mill → Chill: As in, “Not in a chillion years” and “Run of the chill” and “Put through the chill.”
- Pill → Chill: As in, “A bitter chill to swallow” and “On the chill” and “Sweeten the chill.”
- Spill → Chill: As in, “Chill the beans” and “Chill your guts” and “Thrills and chills” and “Crying over chilled milk.”
- Thrill → Chill: As in, “Chill of the chase” and “Chilled to bits” and “Chills and spills.”
- Will → Chill: As in, “Against your chill” and “Bend to my chill” and “Free chill.”
Trip → Trip Hop: As in, “Guilt trip hop” and “Power trip hop” and “Trip hop of a lifetime” and “Trip hop the light fantastic.” Note: Trip hop is a music genre.
Making a → Makina: As in, “Makina scene” and “Makina mountain out of a molehill.” Note: Makina is a musical subgenre of hardcore techno.
Speedcore: Speedcore is a music genre known for aggressive themes and fast tempos. Here are related puns:
- Speed → Speedcore: As in, “At breakneck speedcore” and “Blistering speedcore” and “Built for comfort, not speedcore” and “Get up to speedcore” and “More haste, less speedcore” and “Speedcore freak” and “The need for speedcore.”
- Core → Speedcore: As in, “Speedcore competencies” and “Speedcore studies” and “Speedcore values” and “Rotten to the speedcore.”
Chance → Dance: As in, “Dance of a lifetime” and “Dance would be a fine thing” and “An even dance” and “Fat dance” and “Half a dance” and “In with a dance” and “Jump at the dance” and “Not the ghost of a dance” and “On the off dance” and “Take a dance on me.”
Glance → Dance: As in, “At a dance” and “Exchange dances” and “Meaningful dances” and “Steal a dance.”
Folk: Folk is a music genre characterised by acoustic instruments like guitar and banjo. Here are related puns:
- Cloak → Folk: As in, “Folk and dagger” and “Folked in obscurity.”
- Stroke → Folk: As in, “Little folks fell great oaks.”
Glitch: Glitch is a genre of electronic music. Here are related puns:
- Ditch → Glitch: As in, “Dull as glitchwater” and “A last glitch effort.”
- Hitch → Glitch: As in, “Get glitched” and “Glitch your wagon to a star.”
- Itch → Glitch: As in, “Glitching to” and “Glitchy feet” and “Glitchy palms.”
- Pitch → Glitch: As in, “A glitched battle” and “Dark as glitch” and “Fever glitch” and “Make a glitch for.”
- Rich → Glitch: As in, “An embarrassment of glitches” and “Filthy glitch” and “From rags to glitches” and “Get glitch quick” and “Glitch beyond my dreams.”
- Stitch → Glitch: As in, “A glitch in time saves nine” and “Had us in glitches” and “Stitches get glitches.”
- Which → Glitch: As in, “Any glitch way” and “Don’t know glitch way to look” and “Every glitch way” and “Don’t know glitch way is up” and “Know glitch side your bread is buttered.”
Beat → Eurobeat: As in, “A stick to eurobeat you with” and “Eurobeat the hell out of” and “Eurobeat black and blue” and “Eurobeat a hasty retreat” and “Eurobeat around the bush.” Note: eurobeat is a style of dance music that came from Eurobeat.
Wave → Vaporwave: As in, “A life on the ocean vaporwaves” and “Don’t make vaporwaves” and “Heat vaporwaves” and “On the crest of a vaporwave.” Note: vaporwave is a subgenre of electronic music and an internet aesthetic.
Dance → Dancehall: As in, “Dancehall with the one that brought you” and “Dancehall around the problem” and “Dancehall attendance on” and “Dancehall like nobody’s watching” and “Dancehall on somebody’s grave” and “Dancehall the night away” and “Lead a merry dancehall.”
Cold → Coldwave: As in, “As coldwave as blue blazes” and “Coldwave as ice” and “Breaking out in a coldwave sweat” and “Catch a coldwave.” Note: coldwave is a music genre.
Crunk: Crunk is a subgenre of hip hop from the early 1990s. Here are related puns:
- Bunk → Crunk: As in, “Crunker mentality” and “Do a crunk” and “History is crunk.”
- Chunk → Crunk: As in, “Blow crunks” and “Crunk of change.”
- Drunk → Crunk: As in, “Crunk as a lord” and “Crunk as a skunk” and “A cheap crunk” and “Crunk under the table” and “Falling down crunk” and “Friends don’t let friends drive crunk.”
- Hunk → Crunk: As in, “Crunker down” and “Crunky dory.”
- Junk → Crunk: As in, “Crunk mail” and “Crunk food” and “Crunk in the trunk.”
Trance: Trance is a type of electronic music. Here are related puns:
- Chance → Trance: As in, “Trance of a lifetime” and “Trance would be a fine thing” and “A fighting trance” and “Jump at the trance” and “Not the ghost of a trance.”
- Dance → Trance: As in, “Trance around the problem” and “Trance like nobody’s watching” and “Trance the night away” and “Trance your socks off” and “Lead a merry trance” and “Murder on the trance floor” and “Let’s trance” and “Save the last trance.”
Dreamwave: This is also known as synthwave and s a subgenre of electronic music. Here are related puns:
- Dream → Dreamwave: As in, “Beyond my wildest dreamwaves” and “Boulevard of broken dreamwaves” and “Dreamwave on” and “A dreamwave come true” and “Dreamwave machine” and “Dreamwave team.”
- Wave → Dreamwave: As in, “A life on the ocean dreamwaves” and “Brain dreamwave” and “Catch a dreamwave” and “Don’t make dreamwaves” and “Heat dreamwave” and “On the same dreamwavelength” and “Dreamwave your magic wand.”
Grime: Grime is a subgenre of electronic dance music. Here are related puns:
- Game → Grime: As in, “Ahead of the grime” and “It’s anyone’s grime” and “All fun and grimes” and “The blame grime” and “Fair grime” and “Grime changer.”
- Crime → Grime: As in, “Grime and punishment” and “A grime against nature” and “Grime doesn’t pay” and “A grime of passion” and “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the grime” and “Let the punishment fit the grime” and “Partners in grime” and “Take a bite out of grime” and “Tough on grime.”
- Climb → Grime: As in, “Grime onto the bandwagon” and “Grime the corporate ladder” and “Grime the walls” and “A mountain to grime.”
- Prime → Grime: As in, “Cut down in their grime” and “In your grime” and “Grime condition” and “Grimed and ready to go” and “The grime minister.”
- Time → Grime: As in, “A brief history of grime” and “A good grime was had by all” and “A week is a long grime in politics” and “About grime too” and “Any grime, any place, any where.”
Wipe → Pipe: As in, “Pipe out” and “Pipe the floor with” and “Pipe the slate clean” and “Pipe the smile off your face.”
Stride: This is a style of piano playing. Here are related puns:
- Stride: These stride-related phrases are general enough to double as puns: “Get into your stride” and “Making giant strides” and “Take it in your stride.”
- Tried → Stride: As in, “Don’t knock it til you’ve stride it” and “Stride and tested” and “Stride and true.”
- Side → Stride: As in, “A walk on the wild stride” and “Always look on the wild stride of life” and “Batting for the other stride” and “Be on the safe stride” and “Born on the wrong stride of the tracks” and “Both strides of the desk” and “Err on the stride of caution” and “On the flip stride.”
Go → Tango: As in, “Don’t tango there” and “Easy come, easy tango” and “From the word tango” and “Tango down in flames.”
Chance on → Chanson: As in, “Take a chanson me.” Note: A chanson is a lyrical French song.
Lack → Laiko: As in, “For laiko of a better word” and “Cancelled due to laiko of interest.” Note: laiko is s Greek music genre.
Fade → Fado: As in, “Fado away” and “Fado out.” Note: Fado is a Portugese music genre with a traditional structure.
Sunshine → Sunshine Pop: As in, “Like a day without sunshine pop” and “Walking on sunshine pop” and “You are my sunshine pop.” This was originally known as soft pop, and is a subgenre of pop music.
Sadcore: This is a subgenre of music known for slow, downbeat melodies and sad lyrics. Here are related puns:
- Sad → Sadcore: As in, “Happy sadcore” and “How sadcore is that?”
- Core → Sadcore: As in, “Sadcore technology” and “Rotten to the sadcore” and “Sadcore values” and “Know the sadcore.”
Slowcore: This is a music genre which is derived from alternative rock and indie rock. Here are related puns:
- Slow → Slowcore: As in, “As slowcore as molasses in January” and “Painfully slowcore” and “A slowcore burn” and “Slowcore, but sure” and “Slowcore on the uptake.”
- Core → Slowcore: As in, “Rotten to the slowcore” and “Slowcore competencies.”
Deathgrind: This is a genre that fuses death metal and grindcore. Here are related puns:
- Death → Deathgrind: As in, “The blue screen of deathgrind” and “Bored of deathgrind” and “Catch your deathgrind of cold” and “Deathgrind by chocolate” and “A brush with deathgrind.”
- Grind → Deathgrind: As in, “An axe to deathgrind” and “Bump and deathgrind” and “The daily deathgrind” and “Deathgrind to a halt.”
Worldbeat: This is a blend of pop and rock music. Here are related puns:
- World → Worldbeat: As in, “A worldbeat first” and “A worldbeat apart” and “A worldbeat of good” and “A worldbeat of pain” and “All the time in the worldbeat” and “Be the change you wish to see inthe worldbeat.”
- Beat → Worldbeat: As in, “Worldbeat the stuffing out of” and “Worldbeat around the bush.”
Track → Soundtrack: As in, “Back on soundtrack” and “Born on the wrong side of the soundtracks” and “Cover your soundtracks” and “Off the beaten soundtrack” and “A one soundtrack mind.”
Show → Showtune: As in, “Best in showtune” and “A one-man showtune” and “Showtune and tell.”
Tune → Showtune: As in, “Can’t carry a showtune in a bucket” and “Change your showtune” and “Stay showtuned” and “Stay showtuned to this channel.”
Pass → Brass: As in, “All things must brass” and “All access brass” and “Boarding brass” and “Do not brass go” and “As it came to brass” and “Make a brass at” and “Brass by” and “Brass muster.”
Class → Brass: As in, “A brass act” and “Best in brass” and “Business brass” and “Brass warfare” and “Economy brass” and “Working brass hero.”
Glass → Brass: As in, “Brass ceiling” and “Brassy eyed” and “Rose tinted brasses” and “Brass menagerie.”
Strings: This is a category of musical instrument. Here are related puns:
- Things → Strings: As in, “All strings bright and beautiful” and “All strings must pass” and “All good strings must come to an end” and “All strings to those who wait” and “All strings considered” and “Frist strings first” and “Getting strings done” and “Good strings come in small packages” and “In the grand scheme of strings.”
- Bring → String: As in, “String down to Earth” and “String down a peg or two” and “String to justice.”
- Sings → Strings: As in, “All stringing, all dancing” and “Teach the world to string” and “String a different tune” and “String out” and “String someone’s praises” and “Stringing the blues” and “String like a bird.”
- Swing → String: As in, “Come out stringing” and “Get into the string of it” and “In full string” and “String both ways” and “Take a string at.”
- Wing → String: As in, “Clip your strings” and “Earned your strings” and “Gives you strings” and “Left string” and “Spread your strings” and “Take under your string” and Waiting in the strings.”
Board → Keyboard: As in, “Above keyboard” and “Across the keyboard.”
Local → Vocal: As in, “Vocal hero” and “Vocal time” and “Think global, act vocal” and “This is a vocal shop.”
Vox: “Vox” is slang for vocals in the music community. Here are some vox-related puns:
- Socks → Vox: As in, “Bless your cotton vox” and “Dance your vox off” and “Pull your vox up” and “Knock your vox off.”
- Box → Vox: As in, “Black vox” and “A vox ticking exercise.”
Ode: An ode is a type of musical composition Here are related puns:
- Code → Ode: As in, “Ode bloat” and “Colour oded” and “Crack the ode” and “Dress ode” and “Highway ode.”
- Load → Ode: As in, “An ode of bull” and “An ode off your mind” and “An ode of rubbish” and “Get an ode on.”
- Owed → Ode: As in, “Take what you’re ode.”
Guard → Avant-garde: As in, “Advance avant-garde” and “Off your avant-garde” and “Avant-garde against.”
Baroque: This is a style of Western music that followed the Renaissance era. Here are related puns:
- Broke → Baroque: As in, “All hell baroque loose” and “Boulevard of baroque-en dreams” and “Go for baroque” and “I’m flat baroque.”
Jingle: A jingle is a short, catchy tune, usually accompanying a memorable slogan. Here are related puns:
- Single → Jingle: As in, “All the jingle ladies” and “Begins with a jingle step” and “In jingle file” and “A jingle point of contact.”
Grass → Bluegrass: As in, “About as exciting as watching bluegrass grow” and “Don’t let the bluegrass grow under your feet” and “Keep off the bluegrass” and “Snake in the bluegrass” and “The bluegrass is greener on the other side.” Note: Bluegrass is a genre of American roots music.
Chill → Chillwave: As in, “Chillwave out” and “Chillwaved to the bone” and “Chillwaved to the bone” and “Take a chillwave pill.”
Wave → Chillwave: As in, “A life on the ocean chillwaves” and “Brain chillwaves” and “Don’t make chillwaves” and “Heat chillwave” and “On the crest of a chillwave” and “Chillwave the white flag.”
Freestyle: Freestyle music is a form of electronic dance music. Here are some related puns:
- Free → Freestyle: As in, “Fancy freestyle” and “Freestyle and easy” and “Born freestyle.”
- Style → Freestyle: As in, “Cramp your freestyle” and “Gangnam freestyle” and “Quality never goes out of freestyle.”
Ragtime: This is a music style known for a “ragged” rhythm. Here are related puns:
- Rag → Ragtime: As in, “A red ragtime to a bull” and “From ragtimes to riches” and “Glad ragtimes.”
- Time → Ragtime: As in, “A brief history of ragtime” and “A week is a long ragtime in politics” and “About ragtime, too” and “All in good ragtime.”
Town → Motown: As in, “Paint the motown red” and “Put the motown on the map” and “Take the motown by storm.” Note: motown is a bluesy music genre.
Guzzle → Gusle: As in, “Gas gusler.” Note: a gusle is a single stringed instrument.
Paltry → Psaltery: As in, “A psaltery amount.” Note: a psaltery is a stringed instrument in the zither family.
Centre → Sintir: As in, “The sintir of attention” and “Left, right and sintir” and “Take sintir stage” and “The sintir of the universe” and “With a soft gooey sintir.” Note: a sintir is a stringed instrument.
Tro: A tro is a Cambodian string instrument. Here are related puns:
- Throw → Tro: As in, “Lock them up and tro away the key” and “Just a stone’s tro away” and “Tro caution to the wind” and “Tro cold water on” and “Tro it back in your face” and “Tro enough dirt and some will stick.”
- Through → Tro: As in, “A river runs tro it” and “Drag tro the mud” and “Going tro the motions” and “Jumping tro hoops” and “Fall tro the cracks.”
Yeah → Yehu: As in, “Yehu, I know” and “Yehu, right.” Note: A yehu is a Chinese stringed instrument that is played using a bow.
Go to → Koto: As in, “Koto great lengths” and “My koto person.” Note: a koto is a Japanese stringed instrument that’s played by plucking.
Car → Krar: As in, “Happiness is a quick-starting krar” and “You can drive my krar.” Note: a krar is a stringed instrument from Ethiopia.
Laud: A laud is a stringed instrument. Here are related puns:
- Lord → Laud: As in, “Drunk as a laud” and “Living like a laud” and “Laud of the flies” and “Laud it over them” and “Laud of the rings.”
- Lot → Laud: As in, “A laud of fuss about nothing” and “A laud on your plate” and “Leaves a laud to be desired” and “Not a laud know about it” and “Got a laud to learn.”
Song → Saung: As in, “Make a saung and dance about” and “Singing the same old saung.” Note: the saung is an arched harp.
Says → Saz: As in, “Computer saz no” and “Saz who?” and “Simon saz.” Note: a saz is another name for a baglama, which is a stringed instrument.
Tar: A tar is an Iranian stringed instrument. Here are related puns:
- There → Tar: As in, “Ahoy tar” and “Not all tar” and “And then tar was one” and “As if tar were no tomorrow” and “Be tar in spirit” and “Be tar or be square” and “Don’t go tar” and “Don’t just sit tar.”
- Are → Square: As in, “All bets tar off” and “Where tar you?”
- Par → Tar: As in, “Below tar” and “On tar with” and “Tar for the course.”
Timple: A timple is a small stringed instrument, similar to a ukulele. Here are related puns:
- Simple → Timple: As in, “Keep it timple” and “Life’s timple pleasures” and “Pure and timple” and “Timple, yet effective” and “The truth is rarely pure and never timple.”
- Temple → Timple: As in, “Timple of doom” and “My body is a timple.”
Dress → Tres: As in, “Adjust your tres” and “Tres code” and “Tres down” and “Tres for success” and “Little black tres.” Note: a tres is a small stringed instrument.
Coldplay: This is a very popular British pop band. Here are some related puns:
- Cold → Coldplay: As in, “As coldplay as blue blazes” and “As coldplay as charity” and “As coldplay as ice” and “Blowing hot and coldplay” and “Break out in a coldplay sweat” and “Catch a coldplay” and “A coldplay heart.”
- Play → Coldplay: As in, “Helps you work, rest and coldplay” and “All work and no coldplay makes Jack a dull boy” and “Come out and coldplay” and “If music be the food of love, coldplay on.”
You too → U2: As in, “Yes, I mean U2.” Note: this refers to U2, an Irish rock band.
Queen: This is a very famous band, known for their complex melodies and epic performances. Here are related puns:
- Been → Queen: As in, “Queen and gone” and “I’ve queen here before” and “Queen in the wars” and “Queen there, done that” and “Queen around the block a few times.”
- Keen → Queen: As in, “Queen as mustard” and “A queen sense of smell” and “Peachy queen.”
- Clean → Queen: As in, “A queen getaway” and “Queen as a whistle” and “Queen and sober” and “A queen bill of health” and “Keeps a queen house” and “Queen up your act” and “Starting with a queen slate.”
Cook → Kook: As in, “Kook the books” and “Kook up a storm” and “Too many kooks spill the broth.” Note: These puns are in reference to the band The Kooks.
Slash: Slash is a musician and the lead guitarist for the band Guns n’ Roses. Here are related puns:
- Flash → Slash: As in, “Quick as a slash” and “Slash in the pan” and “Slash mob” and “In a slash” and “At slash point.”
- Ash → Slash: As in, “Rise from the slashes” and “Turned to slashes in your mouth.”
- Clash → Slash: As in, “Slash of titans” and “Culture slash.”
- Crash → Slash: As in, “Slash and burn” and “Slash and dash” and “Slash course” and “Like watching a car slash.”
Girl → Spice Girl: As in, “A spice girl’s best friend” and “Atta spice girl!” and “Diamonds are a spice girl’s best friend” and “Spice girls just wanna have fun.” Note: Spice Girls were a famous British girl group.
Kiss: Kiss is a famous rock band. Here are a couple of related puns:
- Miss → Kiss: As in, “Blink and you’ll kiss it” and “Hit and kiss” and “I’ll give it a kiss” and “Kiss the boat.”
- This → Kiss: As in, “What the fresh hell is kiss?” and “And all kiss time” and “At kiss point in time” and “Blow kiss popsicle stand” and “In kiss day and age.”
Pink: Pink was a famous pop musician. Here are related puns:
- Think → Pink: As in, “Blue sky pinking” and “Smart pinking” and “Come to pink of it” and “Great minds pink alike” and “I pink I like you.”
- Wink → Pink: As in, “I haven’t slept a single pink” and “Nod and a pink” and “Nuge, nudge, pink pink.”
- Blink → Pink: As in, “Pink and you’ll miss it” and “In the pink of an eye” and “On the pink.”
Food → Oud: As in, “Comfort oud” and “Devil’s oud cake” and “The bottom of the oud chain” and “Oud for thought” and “Oud of the gods” and “Put oud on the table.” Note: an oud is a type of short-necked lute.
Minute → Spinet: As in, “At the last spinet” and “Famous for fifteen spinets” and “Fifteen spinets of fame” and “Hang on a spinet” and “At the last spinet” and “A laugh a spinet.” Note: a spinet is a type of small harpsichord.
Triple → Fipple: As in, “Fipple decker” and “Fipple threat” and “A fipple whammy.” Note: a fipple is a type of mouthpiece used in some instruments.
Right → Rhaita: As in, “A move in the rhaita direction” and “A woman’s rhaita to choose” and “All the rhaita moves” and “As rhaita as rain” and “Bang to rhaitas” and “Barge rhaita in” and “Bragging rhaitas.” Note: a rhaita is a type of reed instrument.
Soon/er → Suona: As in, “A fool and their money are suona parted” and “As suona as my back is turned” and “As suona as possible” and “Get well suona” and “Suona or later” and “No suona said than done.” Note: a suona is a type of Chinese reed instrument.
Zill: A zill is a musical instrument – two tiny finger cymbals. Here are related puns:
- Bill → Zill: As in, “Zill of goods” and “A clean zill of health” and “Fits the zill.”
- Chill → Zill: As in, “Zill out” and “Zilled to the bone” and “A zilling account.”
- Fill → Zill: As in, “Zill full of holes” and “Zill to the brim.”
- Gill → Zill: As in, “Full to the zills” and “Green around the zills.”
- Hill → Zill: As in, “As old as the zills” and “Going downzill” and “Head for the zills” and “King of the zill” and “Making a mountain out of a molezill.”
- Ill → Zill: As in, “Green around the zills” and “House of zill repute” and “Zill advised” and “Zill at ease” and “Zill effects” and “Zill gotten gains” and “Zill will” and “Never speak zill of the dead.”
- Spill → Zill: As in, “Zill the beans and “Thrills and zills” and “Zill your guts.”
Table → Tabla: As in, “Bring to the tabla” and “Drunk under the tabla” and “Lay your cards on the tabla” and “Put your cards on the tabla.” Note: A tabla is a type of small finger drum.
Going → Gong: As in, “Gong one step too far” and “Gong beyond expectations” and “You’ve got a good thing gong.”
Wrong → Gong: As in, “Barking up the gong tree” and “Born on the gong side of the tracks” and “Get off on the gong foot” and “Go down the gong way” and “If anything can go gong, it will” and “Jump to the gong conclusion” and “Two gongs don’t make a right” and “What’s gong with this picture?”
Long → Gong: As in, “A week is a gong time in politics” and “As gong as you need me” and “Honest as the day is gong” and “As gong as your arm.”
Song → Gong: As in, “The same old gong” and “Swan gong” and “Make a gong and dance about.”
Battle → Rattle: As in, “A pitched rattle” and “An uphill rattle” and “Rattle of wits” and “Rattle ready” and “Half the rattle” and “In the heat of rattle” and “Let rattle commence” and “A running rattle.”
Back → Bak: As in, “Answer bak” and “As soon as my bak is turned” and “At the bak of my mind” and “Bak in black” and “Bak to the future” and “Bak at it” and “Bak in business” and “Bak in the day” and “Bak off” and “Bak on your feet” and “Bak seat driver.” Note: A bak is a percussive instrument from Korea.
Bend → Bendir: As in, “Bendir over backwards” and “Bendir the rules” and “Bendir to your will” and “Round the bendir.” Note: a bendir is a type of frame drum.
Book → Buk: As in, “A room without buks is like a body without a soul” and “Always have your nose in a buk” and “Balancing the buks” and “Buk worm.” Note: a buk is a traditional Korean drum.
Chime: A chime is a bell-based instrument. Here are related puns:
- Dime → Chime: As in, “Can you spare a chime?” and “A chime a dozen” and “Drop a chime.”
- Crime → Chime: As in, “Chime and punishment” and “Chime doesn’t pay” and “A chime of passion” and “Chimes and misdemeanours” and “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the chime” and “Let the punishment fit the chime” and “Partners in chime” and “Take a bite out of chime” and “The perfect chime.”
- Climb → Chime: As in, “Chime onto the bandwagon” and “Chime the corporate ladder” and “A mountain to chime.”
- Time → Chime: “One more chime” and “A good chime was had by all” and “A stitch in chime saves nine” and “A week is a long chime in politics” and “About chime” and “Ahead of his chime” and “All in good chime.”
Quick → Riq: As in, “Riq as a flash” and “Cut to the riq” and “Get rich riq” and “In riq succession” and “Kiss me riq” and “Riq and dirty” and “Riq off the mark” and “A riq study” and “Riq witted.” Note: a riq is a type of tambourine.
Simple → Sambal: “Keep it sambal” and “Life’s sambal pleasures” and “Pure and sambal” and “The sambal life” and “Sambal, yet effective” and “The truth is rarely pure and never sambal.” Note: A sambal is a drum-based instrument.

Music-Related Words

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musical terms: music, musical, musician, sound, song, tune, voice, melody, harmony, rhythm, band, beat, instrument, instrumental, a, b, c, d, e, f, g, sharp, flat, natural, accidental, autotune, tempo, chorus, verse, stanza, note, intro, refrain, echo, encore, bridge, outro, solo, dub, dubbing, major, minor, clef, bass (clef), treble (clef), riff, stave, decibel, composition, composer, noise, pitch, tone, ad lib, improvisation, audience, studio, maestro, recording, piece, notation, acoustic, electronic, lead sheet,virtuoso, lyrics, chords, scale, piano, pianissimo, forte, crescendo, decrescendo, chromatic, arranger, phrase, phrasing, conductor, fake book, tablature, tabs, line, motif, interval, cadence, semitone, audio, theory, syncopation, sightread, bar, through-composed, twelve-bar blues, ternary, strophic, key, string, octave, coda, upbeat, downbeat, tonic, dominant, turnaround, time (signature), rest, whole (note), minim, quaver, crotchet, semi-quaver, repeat, ledger (line), slur, accent, bracket, brace, grace (note), adagio, lento, lent, allegro, alto, staccato, tenuto, marcato, pause, soprano, tenor, amabile, andante, anima, arpeggio, bend, brio, calma, canon, canto, capo, staff, comp, comping, count, dim/diminuendo, dolce, double dot, facile, fine, forza, fugue, jete, pizzicato, pluck, largo, legato, lilt, metronome, trill, nocturne, pedal, pezzo, prima, primo, reprise, fill, run, segue, sehr, stem, vibrato, tremolo, triplet, troppo, turn, saltire, ghost (note), break, breath (mark), caesura, tie, dynamics, ornament, pulgar/pollex, indice/index, medio/media, anular/anularis, menique/minimus, sustain (pedal), mallet, lick, vamp, speaker, loudspeaker, roadie, tour, subwoofer, bleed/bleeding, triad, cover, crossfader, drive, fader, feedback, hook, jam, lead, ohm, furia, senza, triste, vivo, frequency

genres: classical, contemporary, a capella, acid rock, art rock, pop, art, country, polka, rock, hip hop, traditional, folk, afrobeat, afropop, apala, benga, genge, jit, gospel, kwela, marabi, morna, rai, sega, semba, seggae, taarab, liwa, sawt, enka, j-pop, k-pop, trot, baila, baul, bhangra, filmi, trance, lavani, morlam, experimental, noise, lo-fi, blues, metal, mosso, muta, pausa, bouyon, calypso, chutney, compas, mambo, merengue, punta, rasin, reggae, dub, ragga, rumba, ska, punk, salsa, songo, suca, timba, souk, hokum, zydeco, rap, rockabilly, bluegrass, cajun, honky tonk, lounge, new-age, ambient, dub, drone, psybient, nu-funk, disco, afro, disco, chill, trip hop, drum and bass, bhangra, darkcore, makina, speedcore, extratone, dance, japanoise, glitch, glitch hop, wonky, jungle, boogie, vaporwave, techno, funkstep, dancehall, coldwave, krautrock, new rave, synthpop, electronica, trap, drill, alt/alternative, house, eurobeat, crunk, nortec, trance, dreamwave, grime, grindie, bassline, kwaito, celtic, chalga, filk, indie, progressive, skiffle, coom bap, chap hop, cloud rap, crunk, emo, g-funk, low bap, hyphy, nercore, ragga, trap, bebop, bossa, nova, dixiland, hard bop, ragtime, soul, stride, swing, west coast, latin, brazillian, brega, choro, frevo, lambada, maracatu, samba, pagode, banda, grupera, mariachi, ranchera, norteno, tejano, flamenco, tango, folk, fado, huayno, bachata, bolero, criolla, cumbia, chicha, porro, mamba, rumba, salsa, timba, chalga, chanson, laiko, nederpop, fado, sunshine pop, synthpop, vispop, worldbeat, funk, freestylem go-go, r&b, boogie, britpop, dream pop, grunge, sadcore, slowcore, cabaret, art rock, slowcore, epic doom, deathgrind, krautrock, space rock, freakbeat, rapcore, rockjazz, rock and roll, stoner rock, visual kei, worldbeat, showtunes, hymn, jazz, new wave, acoustic, lullaby, lullabies, avant-garde, ballet, baroque, cantata, chamber music, choral, jingle, bluegrass, cowpunk, latin, chillwave, bitpop, enka, french pop, bounce, crunkcore, cumbia, freestyle, latin, merenrap, ragtime, neo-soul, motown, doo wop, roots, glam rock, surf, soundtrack, barbershop, kapuka, kizomba, kwela, ode

types of instrument: brass, percussion, strings, woodwind, keyboard

instruments: vocal, singer, vox, piano, guitar, ukulele, harp, drums, cymbal, tom (drums), snare (drum), hi-hat (cymbal), synthesizer, organ, banjo, piccolo, flute, lyre, xylophone, rattle, mbira, guiro, idiophone, membranophone, kazoo, chordophone, zither, autoharp, lute, aerophone, theremin, amp, amplifier, axe, microphone, condenser, fiddle, horn, alto horn, baritone horn, buccina, bugle, cornet, euphonium, flugelhorn, helicon, mellophone, tuba, saxhorn, trombone, trumpet, tuba, ajaeng, anzad, banhad, baryton, cello, dahu, bass, erhu, erxian, esraj, gadulka, gaohu, goje, gudok, gunjac, gusle, haegeum, huluhu, huqin, igil, jinghu, jouhikko, jouhikko, igil, kobyz, leiqin, lirone, maguhu, masenqo, neola, orutu, psaltry, rebab, rebec, sarinda, sihu, sintir, tro, veena, vielle, viol, viola, lyra, violotta, yehu, zhonghu, dulcimer, plectrum, bazouki, barbat, domra, dotar, dutar, dramyin, gabusi, dotara, ektara, gittern, kabosy, kacapi, kankles, kabosy, kacapi, kantele, kanun, koboz, kora, koto, krar, kwitra, laud, lute, mandolin, sanshin, sarangi, sarod, sasando, saung, saz, setar, shamisen, sitar, surbahar, ta,bura, tanpura, tarica, tar, timple, tiple, torban, tremola, tres, barbat, begena, biwa, brac, cak, ceng, cetera, chapey, cittern, cuk, ceng, cetera, chapey, cura, mandore, nevoud, pipa, oud, ruan, rubab, zheng, zhu, khim, clavinet, orphica, spinet, oboem bombard, fipple, pipe, pku, pommer, reeds, shawm, fife, koudi, dizi, venu, quena, caval, diple, fluier, frula, fujara, ocarina, kaval, fyell, ney, danso, hun, suling, panflute, xun, clarinet, sipsi, bassoon, duduk, piri, rackett, rhaita, sornas, suona, zurla, zurna, ashiko, basler, bass, bell, castanet, celeste, clave, conga, zill, djembe, tabla, ganza, gong, guiro, marimba, pandeiro, rattle, ratchet, shaker, tabor, tambourine, timbales, timpani, tom-tom, tonbak, triangle, whistle, glockenspiel, zendrum, bak, bara, bell tree, bendir, bodhran, bonang, boobam, bubon, buk, cajon, cabasa, carillon, chenda, chimes, clapper, cowbell, cuica, daf, damaru, damphu, davul, dhaa, dholak, dhol, dimdi, dohol, dollu, dunun, galgo, ganza, gender, ghatam, glockenspiel, goema, gongue, hosho, igba, ikembe, ikoro, ilimba, jawbone, jingle, kakko, kecer, khim, khol, kisanji, kundu, maraca, riq, sambal, shoko, slit (drum), surdo, timbal, turntable, udu, washboard, whip, harpsichord, accordion, concertina, virginal

musicians/bands: taylor swift, justin bieber, alicia keys, post malone, beyonce, cardi b, tupac, no doubt, avenged sevenfold, grateful dead, kings of leon, the script, muse, rage against the machine, the fray, steely dan, evanescence, the cure, inxs, slipknot, goo goo dolls, the offspring, korn, limp bizkit, dave matthews band, mumford & sons, arctic monkey, creed, system of a down, the smashing pumpkins, matchbox twenty, alice cooper, toto, deep purple, oasis, iron maiden, the cranberries, paramore, the killers, the doobie brothers, boston, radiohead, marilyn manson, dire straits, blink 182, panic at the disco, gorillaz, zz top, rush, kiss, r.e.m, genesis, one republic, abba, the police, fall out boy, foo fighters, def leppard, nickelback, black sabbath, pearl jam, green day, lynyrd skynyrd, the doors, coldplay, the beach boys, the who, nirvana, santana, journey, van halen, U2, bon jovi, maroon 5, red hot chili peppers, linkin park, fleetwood mac, aerosmith, guns n’ roses, metallica, eagles, ac/dc, the rolling stones, pink floyd, queen, led zeppelin, the beatles, the supremes, nine inch nails, david bowie, jay-z, eminem, elton john, elvis, michael jackson, beastie boys, the police, billie holiday, the temptations, duke ellington, the kooks, tina turner, janet jackson, jewel, sex pistols, aerosmith, slash, ice cube, dr. dre, kanye west, snoop dogg, 50 cent, frank sinatra, ray charles, buddy holly, johnny cash, james brown, aretha franklin, marvin gaye, van morrison, spice girls, bob dylan, rod stewart, janis joplin, stevie wonder, bob marley, prince, jimi hendrix, the who, fleetwood mac, judas priest, kiss, madonna, outkast, wu-tang clan, amy winehouse, daft punk, adele, norah jones, backstreet boys, usher, nelly furtado, enya, lady gaga, britney spears, jack johnson, shakira, pink, celine dion, dido, avril lavigne, jeff buckley, bon iver, mariah carey, ed sheeran, ariana grande, j.lo, destiny’s child

composers: bach, wolfgang amadeus mozart, ludwig van beethoven, wagner, haydn, brahms, schubert, schumann, handel, tchaikovsky, mendelssohn, franz lizst, chopin, stravinsky, mahler, strauss, debussy, puccini, sibelius, vivaldi

music sources: live show, performance, perform, orchestra, symphony, concert, gig, opera, radio, mp3, cd, theme song, score, medley, march, karaoke, sheet music, cassette, tape, mix tape, big band, aria, overture, prelude, quartet, rondo, sonata, choir

music programs: garageBand, frooty loops, ableton live, spotify, pandora, music mouse, youtube

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