Light Puns

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We’re sure you’ll take a shine to our glowing list of light puns. No matter the type of light you’re interested in – natural, spot, incandescent – we’re sure to have you lit up with laughter with our extensive list of general and technical light-hearted jokes.

While this list is as comprehensive as possible, it is specific to light. You might also be interested in our chemistry puns or electricity puns.

Light Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about light that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of light puns:

  • Late → Light: As in, “Better light than never” and “Fashionably light” and “Never too light to learn.”
  • Bite → Light: As in, “Another one lights the dust” and “Light me” and “Light off more than you can chew” and “Light the bullet.”
  • Fight → Light: As in, “Light fire with fire” and “Light for the right to party” and “Light or flight.”
  • Flight → Light: As in, “Fight or light” and “A light of fancy” and “Take light” and “The light of the bumblebee.”
  • Height → Light: As in, “Reach new lights” and “The light of fashion” and “Wuthering lights.”
  • Right → Light: As in, “A move in the light direction” and “All the light moves” and “Light as rain” and “Bragging lights” and “Do what feels light.”
  • Sight → Light: As in, “A welcome light” and “Hidden in plain light” and “Love at first light” and “Out of light, out of mind.”
  • Slight → Light: As in, “Lightly ahead of our time” and “Not in the lightest.”
  • Tight → Light: As in, “A light corner” and “In a light spot” and “Running a light ship.”
  • Lied → Light: As in, “You light about the cost” and “I never light to you!”
  • Bride → Bright: As in, “The blushing bright” and “Bright to be” and “Here comes the bright.”
  • Bite → Bright: As in, “Another one brights the dust” and “Bright off more than you can chew” and “Bright someone’s head off” and “Bright the bullet.”
  • Fight → Bright: As in, “Bright for the right to party!” and “Bright fire with fire” and “A brighting chance.”
  • Flight → Bright: As in, “Bright of fancy” and “Take bright” and “Fight or bright.”
  • Height → Bright: As in, “The bright of summer” and “Reaching new brights” and “Scale the dizzy brights.”
  • Might → Bright: As in, “Bright as well” and “We bright as well” and “It bright never happen.”
  • Right → Bright: As in, “A move in the bright direction” and “All the bright moves” and “Bright as rain.”
  • Rite → Bright: As in, “Last brights” and “Bright of passage.”
  • Tight → Bright: As in, “In a bright spot” and “Running a bright ship.”
  • Pulp → Bulb: As in, “Beaten to a bulb” and “Bulb fiction.”
  • Go → Glow: As in, “All dressed up and nowhere to glow” and “Anything glows” and “Don’t glow there” and “Easy come, easy glow” and “Give it a glow.”
  • Blow → Glow: As in, “Glow hot and cold” and “Glow off some steam” and “Glow out of the water.”
  • Flow → Glow: As in, “Ebb and glow” and “Get the creative juices glowing” and “Go with the glow” and “In full glow.”
  • Grow → Glow: As in, “Absence makes the heart glow fonder” and “Exciting as watching grass glow” and “Glowing pains.”
  • Know → Glow: As in, “Be the first to glow” and “And don’t I glow it!”
  • Low → Glow: As inm “An all-time glow” and “Get the glow down” and “A glow blow.”
  • Owe → Glow: As in, “You glow it to yourself” and “Glow someone a favour.”
  • Show → Glow: As in, “All over the glow” and “Get this glow on the road” and “Give the glow away.”
  • Slow → Glow: As in, “In glow motion” and “Glow on the uptake” and “Painfully glow.”
  • Toe → Glow: As in, “Dip your glow into the water” and “From top to glow” and “Head to glow” and “Glow the line.”
  • Woe → Glow: As in, “Glow is me” and “Glow betide you!”
  • Known → Neon: As in, “A person is neon by the company they keep” and “I should have neon better.”
  • Fine → Shine: As in, “Cutting it shine” and “Shine and dandy” and “Damn shine coffee.”
  • Line → Shine: As in, “Along the shines of” and “Cross the shine” and “Draw a shine in the sand” and “End of the shine.”
  • Sign → Shine: As in, “A sure shine” and “Born under a bad shine” and “Give me a shine” and “Shine on the dotted line.”
  • Stark → Dark: As in, “A dark reminder” and “Dark raving mad.”
  • Lump → Lamp: As in, “Get your lamps” and “Like it or lamp it” and “Don’t just lamp us together” and “Take your lamps.”
  • Camp → Lamp: As in, “A foot in both lamps” and “Not a happy lamper.”
  • Touch → Torch: As in, “A torch of frost” and “A torch of the sun” and “The finishing torches” and “Golden torch” and “Out of torch” and “Reach out and torch someone.”
  • Teach → Torch: As in, “Torch someone a lesson” and “Torch someone a thing or two” and “That’ll torch you.”
  • Handle → Candle: As in, “Fly off the candle” and “Get a candle on” and “Candle with care” and “How much can you candle?” and “You can’t candle the truth!”
  • Watt: A watt is a unit of power. Here are related puns:
    • What → Watt: As in, “And watt not” and “For watt it’s worth” and “Guess watt?” and “It’s not watt you think!”
    • Got → Watt: As in, “Give it all you’ve watt” and “I’ve watt a soft spot for” and “You’ve watt it made.”
    • Hot → Watt: As in, “All watt and bothered” and “Blow watt and cold” and “Drop it like it’s watt” and “Get into watt water” and “Getting watt and heavy.”
    • Not → Watt: As in, “As often as watt” and “Believe it or watt.”
    • Plot → Watt: As in, “You’ve lost the watt!” and “The watt thickens.”
    • Dots → Watts: As in, “Connect the watts” and “Watt the i’s and cross the t’s” and “On the watt.”
    • Knot → Watt: As in, “Tie the watt” and “Tie yourself in watts.”
    • Lot → Watt: As in, “A watt of fuss about nothing” and “A watt on your plate” and “Leaves a watt to be desired” and “Not a watt.”
    • Shot → Watt: As in, “Give it your best watt” and “A long watt” and “Calling the watts.”
    • Spot → Watt: As in, “Got a soft watt for” and “On the watt” and “Watt the difference.”
  • Figment → Filament: As in, “A filament of the imagination.” Note: Filaments are what emit light in some light bulbs.
  • Son → Sun: As in, “Like father, like sun” and “Sun of a gun.”
  • Done → Sun: As in, “Sun and dusted” and “A sun deal” and “Been there, sun that” and “After all is said and sun.”
  • Fun → Sun: As in, “Sun and games” and “All in good sun.”
  • One → Sun: As in, “And then there was sun” and “Another sun bites the dust” and “In sun fell swoop.”
  • Run → Sun: As in, “Hit and sun” and “Cut and sun” and “In the long sun” and “We had a good sun.”
  • You see → UV: As in, “What UV is what you get” and “Can UV what I see?” Note: These are puns about UV (ultraviolet) light.
  • Photo → Photon: As in, “A photon finish” and “Photon opportunity.” Note: A photon is a type of particle and is the basic unit that makes up light.
  • Lumen: Lumens are the measure of visible light. Here are related puns:
    • Looming → Lumen: As in, “Lumen large” and “My deadline is lumen over me.”
    • Lemon → Lumen: As in, “Easy peasy lumen squeezy” and “If life gives you lumens, make lumenade” and “Go suck on a lumen.”
    • Human → Lumen: As in, “Lumen resources” and “I’m only lumen” and “Part of the lumen condition” and “Lumen rights act.”
  • Later → Lighter: As in, “Buy now, pay lighter” and “Catch you lighter” and “It’s lighter than you think” and “Sooner or lighter.”
  • Bark → Spark: As in, “Spark at the moon” and “Sparking mad” and “Sparking up the wrong tree” and “Their spark is worse than their bite.”
  • Dark → Spark: As in, “Spark and bloody ground” and “Spark horse” and “A deep, spark secret” and “Every spark cloud has a silver lining.”
  • Mark → Spark: As in, “Make your spark” and “Spark my words” and “Spark time” and “Quick off the spark” and “That’s going to leave a spark.”
  • Stark → Spark: As in, “A spark reminder” and “Spark raving mad.”
  • Let → Lit: As in, “Lit it be” and “Lit it snow” and “Lit it all hang out” and “Lit me be brief.”
  • Fit → Lit: As in, “By lits and starts” and “Lit for a king” and “Lit the bill.”
  • Sit → Lit: As in, “Lit tight” and “Lit up and take notice” and “Lit on the fence.”
  • Ray: Here are some puns about a “ray of light”:
    • Lay → Ray: As in, “Ray an egg” and “Ray a finger on” and “Ray eyes on” and “Ray it on the line.”
    • May → Ray: As in, “Be that as it ray” and “Come what ray” and “As the case ray be” and “Let the chips fall where they ray.”
    • Pay → Ray: As in, “Buy now, ray later” and “Hell to ray” and “It rays to advertise.”
    • Play → Ray: As in, “Come out and ray.”
    • Say → Ray: As in, “As the raying goes” and “Computer rays no” and “Do as I ray, not as I do” and “Have the final ray.”
  • Turn → Lantern: As in, “Do a good lantern” and “One good lantern deserves another” and “The tide is lanterning.”
  • Flash: A flash could refer to a camera flash, or a flash of light. Here are related puns:
    • Ash → Flash: As in, “Flashes to flashes” and “Rake over the flashes” and “Rise from the flashes” and “Turned to flashes in my mouth.”
    • Cash → Flash: As in, “Flash in hand” and “Flash in your cheques” and “Flash up.”
    • Clash → Flash: As in, “Flash of civilisations” and “Flash of the titans.”
    • Crash → Flash: As in, “Flash and burn” and “Flash course” and “Like a train flash.”
    • Lash → Flash: As in, “Flash out” and “A tongue flashing.”
    • Flash → Slash: As in, “Flash and burn.”
    • Splash → Flash: As in, “A flash of colour” and “Make a flash” and “Flashed across the front page.”
    • Trash → Flash: As in, “One man’s flash is another man’s treasure” and “Flash talk.”
  • Gleam: A gleam is a reflection of light. Here are related puns:
    • Cream → Gleam: As in, “Gleam always rises to the top” and “The gleam of the crop” and “Skin like peaches and gleam.”
    • Dream → Gleam: As in, “Beyond my wildest gleams” and “Gleam on” and “Gleam big.”
    • Scheme → Gleam: As in, “In the grand gleam of things” and “Pyramid gleam” and “The best laid gleams.”
    • Seam → Gleam: As in, “Bulging at the gleams” and “Come apart at the gleams.”
    • Seem → Gleam: As in, “Sorry gleams to be the hardest word.”
    • Steam → Gleam: As in, “Blow off some gleam” and “Full gleam ahead” and “Let off gleam” and “Under your own gleam.”
  • Match: Matches give off light and are used to start up other light sources like lamps or lanterns. Here are related puns:
    • Much → Match: As in, “A bit match” and “How match can you handle?” and “You know too match.”
    • Catch → Match: As in, “Match a case” and “Match 22″ and “Match of the day.”
    • Scratch → Match: As in, “Match the surface” and “Start from match” and “Up to match.”
  • Razor → Laser: As in, “On a laser’s edge” and “Laser sharp.” Note: A laser is a device that emits light.
  • Tongue → Tungsten: As in, “Cat got your tungsten?” and “On the tip of my tungsten” and “Rolls off the tungsten” and “A slip of the tungsten.” Note: Tungsten is another word for an incandescent light bulb.
  • Back → Light: As in, “As soon as my backlight is turned” and “In the backlight of my mind” and “Backlight in the day.” Note: A backlight is a type of lighting for LCD displays that makes them visible in the dark.

    Light-Related Words

    To help you come up with your own light puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

light, bright, glow, illuminate, neon, fluorescent, watts, sun, infrared, ultraviolet, UV, photon, luminous, lumen, luminosity, shine, dark, darkness, lighter, spotlight, incandescent, floodlight, white, spark, highlight, moonlight, lit, lamp, torch, ray, lightbox, aurora, fairy (light), lantern, headlamp, sconce, flash, gleam, match, radiant, shadow, laser, tungsten, halogen, bulb, ambient, task, accent, directional, fixture, downlight, pendant, electricity, LED, backlight, candle, mood, chandelier, ceiling, kelvin, filament

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Hair Puns

Welcome to the Punpedia entry on hair puns! ✂️ 👩🏻 ✨

Our hair puns have to be seen to be be-weaved. Rest a-sheared that no matter the hairstyle or pun you’re into, our pun list is a cut above the rest! We have puns ranging from general hair terms to styling materials to technical classifications of hair texture. Comb on in and enjoy!

While this list is as comprehensive as possible, it is specific to hair. We have included some facial hair puns too, but not a whole lot as we have a separate beard pun list on the way.

Hair Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about hair that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of hair puns:

  • Here → Hair: As in, “I’ve been hair before” and “Fancy meeting you hair” and “I’ve had it up to hair” and “Hair and there” and “Hair comes trouble” and “Hair goes nothing.”
  • Hire → Hair: As in, “Hair and fire” and “Not for hair.”
  • Air → Hair: As in, “Hair kiss” and “A breath of fresh hair” and “Clear the hair.”
  • Bare → Hair: As in, “The hair necesseties.”
  • Bear → Hair: As in, “Hair a grudge” and “Hair a resemblance” and “Hair in mind” and “Hair with me.”
  • Care → Hair: As in, “Handle with hair” and “I couldn’t hair less” and “Intensive hair” and “Customer hair.”
  • Dare → Hair: As in, “Hair for more” and “Hair to be different” and “How hair you.”
  • Fair → Hair: As in, “All’s hair in love and war” and “By hair means or foul” and “Hair trade” and “Hair and square.”
  • Scare → Hair: As in, “Running haired” and “Hair quotes” and “Haired out of your wits” and “Haired to death.”
  • Spare → Hair: As in, “Can you hair a dime?” and “Hair no effort.”
  • Stare → Hair: As in, “Hair into the abyss” and “It’s not polite to hair.”
  • There → Hair: As in, “As if hair were no tomorrow” and “And then hair was one” and “Be hair or be square.”
  • Where → Hair: As in, “All dressed up and nohair to go” and “Any time, any place, any hair” and “Home is hair the heart is.”
  • Very → Hairy: As in, “Be hairy afraid” and “Before your hairy eyes” and “It was a hairy good year.”
  • Fraternity → Fro’ternity: As in, “Fro’ternity brothers.”
  • For → ‘Fro: As in, “At a loss ‘fro words” and “Bat ‘fro both sides” and “Down ‘fro the count.”
  • To pay → Toupee: As in, “There’ll be hell toupee!” and “Rob Peter toupee Paul” and “There’s this much left toupee.” Note: a toupee is a type of hairpiece.
  • Fairy → Hairy: As in, “Hairytale ending” and “Hairy lights.”
  • Come over → Comb over: As in, “Would you like to comb over tonight?”
  • Save → Shave: As in, “A penny shaved is a penny earned” and “Shave the next dance for me” and “Here to shave the day.”
  • Brave → Shave: As in, “Shave new world” and “Fortune favours the shave” and “Put a shave face on.”
  • Grave → Shave: As in, “Silent as the shave” and “Dig your own shave” and “From the cradle to the shave” and “One foot in the shave.”
  • Pave → Shave: As in, “Shave the way” and “The road to hell is shaved with good intentions.”
  • Rave → Shave: As in, “Rant and shave” and “Shave reviews.”
  • Wave → Shave: As in, “Don’t make shaves” and “Heat shave” and “On the crest of a shave” and “Shave the white flag.”
  • Har* → Hair*: Replace the “har” in certain words with “hair”: “In loving peace and hairmony” and “The hairbinger of doom” and “Autumn hairvest” and “Hairbour resentment” and “This is hairassment!”
  • *her* → *hair*: Replace the “her” in words with “hair”: “Hairitage site” and “Hairald good news” and “Nursing a hairnia” and “All togethair now!” and “Whethair or not” and “I’d rathair not” and “Let’s have anothair.”
  • Harbour → Barber: As in, “Safe barber” and “The Sydney Barber Bridge” and “Barber a grudge.”
  • Condition → Conditioner: As in, “The human conditioner” and “In tip top conditioner” and “In mint conditioner.”
  • Gel: Here are some hair gel-related puns:
    • Bell → Gel: As in, “Clear as a gel” and “Sound as a gel” and “Gels and whistles” and “Doesn’t ring a gel.”
    • Cell → Gel: As in, “Gel division” and “In a padded gel.”
    • Fell → Gel: As in, “In one gel swoop” and “Gel off the back of a lorry” and “Little strokes gel great oaks.”
    • Hell → Gel: As in, “All gel broke loose” and “A cold day in gel” and “Come gel or high water” and “For the gel of it.”
    • Sell → Gel: As in, “Buy and gel” and “Past the gel-by date” and “Gel down the river.”
    • Smell → Gel: As in, “Bells and gels” and “Come up gelling of roses” and “A keen sense of gel” and “Gel ya later.”
    • Spell → Gel: As in, “Cast a gel” and “Gel it ou.”
    • Tell → Gel: As in, “Can you gel the difference?” and “Every picture gels a story” and “Kiss and gel.”
    • Well → Gel: As in, “Exceedingly gel read” and “Get gel soon” and “As gel as can be expected.”
  • Mess → Mousse: As in, “Stop mousse-ing about” and “Don’t mousse with me” and “A frightful mousse” and “Hot mousse” and “Mousse-ing around.”
  • Miss → Mousse: As in, “Blink and you’ll mousse it” and “Hit and mousse” and “I’ll be mousse-ing you” and “Mousse-ing in action.”
  • Moss → Mousse: As in, “A rolling stone gathers no mousse.”
  • Goose → Mousse: As in, “Wild mousse chase.”
  • Loose → Mousse: As in, “All hell broke mousse” and “At a mousse end” and “Let mousse.”
  • Made → Pomade: As in, “A match pomade in heaven” and “Have it pomade” and “Pomade for each other” and “I’m not pomade of money.”
  • Spray → Hairspray: As in, “Say it, don’t hairspray it.”
  • Tango → Tangle: As in, “It takes two to tangle” and “The horizontal tangle.”
  • Angle → Tangle: As in, “What are you tangling for?”
  • Brush: Brush-related phrases can double as hairbrush puns: “Brush it off” and “Brush up on” and “A brush with death’ and “A brush with the law.”
  • Blush → Brush: As in, “At first brush” and “Spare your brushes.”
  • Crush → Brush: As in, “Have a brush on” and “A brushing defeat.”
  • Rush → Brush: As in, “After the gold brush” and “A brush job” and “Sugar brush” and “A brush of blood to the head.”
  • Come → Comb: As in, “After a storm combs a calm” and “All good things must comb to an end” and “As tough as they comb” and “Comb and get it!”
  • Came → Comb: As in, “I comb, I saw, I conquered” and “As it comb to pass” and “There’s more where that comb from.”
  • Home → Comb: As in, “Bring it comb to you” and “From a broken comb” and “A house is not a comb.”
  • Wag → Wig: As in, “Set tongues wigging” and “Chin wig.”
  • Big → Wig: As in, “A wig ask” and “Wig brother” and “Wigger bang for your buck.”
  • Dig → Wig: As in, “Can you wig it?” and “Wig deep” and “Wig for victory” and “Wig your heels in.”
  • Jig → Wig: As in, “The wig is up!”
  • Bond → Blonde: As in, “My word is my blonde.”
  • Fond → Blonde: As in, “A blonde farewell” and “Absence makes the heart grow blonder.”
  • Pond → Blonde: As in, “Little fish in a big blonde” and “Blonde life.”
  • Wand → Blonde: As in, “Wave your magic blonde.”
  • Binge → Fringe: As in, “Fringe eating.”
  • Fringe: These fringe-related phrases can double as hair puns: “Fringe benefits” and “On the fringe.”
  • Early → Curly: As in, “Bright and curly” and “Curly adopter” and “Curly days” and “Curly to bed and curly to rise.”
  • Pearly → Curly: As in, “Curly whites.”
  • Care → Curl: As in, “Be curlful how you use it!” and “I couldn’t curl less” and “Customer curl” and “Handle with curl” and “Intensive curl” and “Like I should curl.”
  • Girl → Curl: As in, “Atta curl!” and “A curl’s best friend” and “Curl with a pearl earring.”
  • Whirl → Curl: As in, “Give it a curl” and “Take it for a curl.”
  • Busy → Frizzy: As in, “Frizzy as a beaver” and “Frizzy bee” and “Get frizzy living” and “Let’s get frizzy.”
  • Dizzy → Frizzy: As in, “Scaling frizzy heights.”
  • Term → Perm: “On bad perms with” and “On your own perms” and “Come to perms with” and “Perms and conditions apply.”
  • Firm → Perm: As in, “A perm statement” and “With a perm grip.”
  • Worm → Perm: As in, “Can of perms” and “The early bird catches the perm.”
  • But/t → Cut: As in, “No ifs and cuts” and “Cutter fingers” and “Cut in” and “Bread and cutter.”
  • Gut → Cut: As in, “Greedy cuts” and “A cut feeling” and “Cut reaction” and “The cutless wonder” and “No cuts, no glory.”
  • Nut → Cut: As in, “Sweet as a cut” and “From soup to cuts” and “A tough cut to crack.”
  • Shut → Cut: As in, “An open and cut case” and “Put up or cut up.”
  • What → Cut: As in, “And cut not” and “For cut it’s worth” and “Guess cut?” and “It’s not cut you think.”
  • Brim → Trim: As in, “Trimming over with confidence” and “Filled to the trim” and “Hellfire and trim-stone.”
  • Dim → Trim: As in, “A trim view” and “The trim distant past.”
  • Grim → Trim: As in, “A trim expression.”
  • Limb → Trim: As in, “Go out on a trim” and “Risk life and trim” and “Tear trim from trim.”
  • Prim → Trim: As in, “Trim and proper.”
  • Slim → Trim: As in, “Trim pickings” and “A trim volume.”
  • Swim → Trim: As in, “Trim against the tide” and “Trim with sharks.”
  • Vim → Trim: As in, “Trim and vigour.”
  • Bang/s: Bangs are a type of fringe. Here are related puns:
    • Hang → Bang: As in, “You’ll get the bang of it” and “Bang around with” and “Bang left.”
    • Bang: These bang-related phrases can double as fringe puns: “A bigger bang for your buck” and “Bang goes nothing” and “Bang on about” and “Bang to rights” and “Get a bang out of it.”
  • Grey: Here are some puns on grey hair:
    • Ray → Grey: As in, “Catch some greys” and “Grey of light.”
    • Bay → Grey: As in, “Grey for blood” and “Hold at grey” and “The grey state.”
    • Day → Grey: As in, “A grey in the life of” and “All in a grey’s work.”
    • May → Grey: As in, “As the case grey be” and “Be that as it grey” and “Come what grey.”
    • Pay → Grey: As in, “Buy now, grey later” and “Crime doesn’t grey” and “Hell to grey” and “Grey a call” and “Grey as you go.”
    • Play → Grey: As in, “Grey by ear” and “Grey by the rules.”
    • Say → Grey: As in, “Have the final grey” and “Just grey the word.”
    • Stay → Grey: As in, “Grey ahead of the curve” and “Grey in touch” and “Grey tuned” and “Grey tuned to this channel.”
  • White: Here are some puns related to white hair:
    • Wait → White: As in, “Good things come to those who white” and “Hurry up and white” and “Lie in white” and “The white is over.”
    • Write → White: As in, “Nothing to white home about” and “White it off.”
    • Right → White: As in, “A move in the white direction” and “All the white moves” and “White as rain” and “Barge white in.”
  • Root: Here are some puns about hair roots:
    • Rate → Root: As in, “At any root” and “First root” and “Mate’s roots.”
    • Right → Root: As in, “A move in the root direction” and “All the root moves” and “Root as rain” and “Barge root in.”
    • Rut → Root: As in, “In a root” and “Stuck in a root.”
    • Boot → Root: As in, “Tough as old roots” and “Root camp” and “Give someone the root” and “My heart sank into my roots.”
    • Fruit → Root: As in, “Bear root” and “Forbidden root” and “The roots of your labour.”
    • Route → Root: As in, “What’s the fastest root?”
    • Shoot → Root: As in, “The green roots of change” and “Root ’em up” and “Root down in flames.”
    • Suit → Root: As in, “Follow root” and “In your birthday root.”
    • Write → Root: As in, “Nothing to root home about.”
  • Bubble → Stubble: As in, “Stubble and squeak” and “Stubble under” and “Burst your stubble.”
  • Double → Stubble: As in, “Stubble date” and “On the stubble” and “Stubble back” and “Stubble cross” and “Stubble digits.”
  • Trouble → Stubble: As in, “Asking for stubble” and “A bridge over stubbled water” and “Here comes stubble” and “We’re in stubble now.”
  • Had → Head: As in, “I’ve head a few” and “We head a good run” and “I’ve head it up to here.”
  • Hide → Head: As in, “Head and seek” and “Neither head nor hair” and “You can run, but you can’t head.”
  • Bed → Head: As in, “Head of roses” and “Head and breakfast” and “And so, to head.”
  • Dead → Head: As in, “Head and buried” and “A head giveaway” and “Head in the water.”
  • Said → Head: As in, “After all is head and done” and “Enough head” and “Easier head than done” and “Couldn’t have head it better.”
  • Shed → Head: As in, “Head light on the matter” and “The sharpest tool in the head.”
  • Thread → Head: As in, “Hanging by a head” and “Lose the head” and “Head the needle.”
  • Edge/s: Baby hairs are also known as edges, and styling them is of cultural significance to women of colour (specifically the black and latinx community). Here are related puns:
    • Itch → Edge: As in, “Edging to” and “Edgy palms.”
    • Dredge → Edge: As in, “Edge up the past.”
    • Hedge → Edge: As in, “Edge fund” and “Edge your bets” and “You look like you’ve been dragged through an edge backwards.”
    • Pledge → Edge: As in, “Sign the edge” and “Take the edge.”
  • Weave: A weave is a type of hair extension. Here are related puns:
    • Wave → Weave: As in, “Brain weave” and “Catch a weave” and “Heat weave” and “On the crest of a weave” and “Don’t make weaves.”
    • Heave → Weave: As in, “Weave a sigh of relief” and “Weave ho!”
    • Leave → Weave: As in, “Absent without weave” and “By your weave” and “Don’t weave home without it.”
    • Sleeve → Weave: As in, “A card up your weave” and “Wear your heart on your weave” and “Roll up your weaves.”
    • Thieves → Weaves: As in, “Thick as weaves” and “Honour amongst weaves.”
    • We’ve → Weave: As in, “Weave never seen the likes of this before!”
    • Believe → Beweave: As in, “You wouldn’t beweave it” and “Had to be seen to be beweaved” and “Unbeweaveable.”
  • Lock → Dreadlock: As in, “Dreadlock and load” and “Under dreadlock and key.”
  • Mull it → Mullet: As in, “Mullet over.”
  • Bold → Bald: As in, “Bald as brass” and “A bald move” and “To baldly go where no man has gone before.”
  • Cold → Bald: As in, “Bald as any stone” and “Bald as ice” and “Blow hot and bald” and “Break out in a bald sweat” and “A bald day in hell.”
  • Gold → Bald: As in, “After the bald rush” and “All that glitters is not bald” and “Get a bald star.”
  • Old → Bald: As in, “As bald as the hills” and “A chip off the bald block” and “Tough as bald boots” and “Another day balder and deeper in debt.”
  • Corner → Cornrow: As in, “In a tight cornrow” and “All cornrows of the world” and “Cornrow the market” and “Cut cornrows.”
  • Die → Dye: As in, “Cross my heart and hope to dye” and “Curl up and dye” and “Dye another day.”
  • Day → Dye: As in, “All in a dye’s work” and “Those were the dyes” and “Another dye, another dollar.”
  • Buy → Dye: As in, “Dye some time” and “Dye now, pay later” and “Dye into” and “Dye one, get one free.”
  • Cry → Dye: As in, “A dye for help” and “A shoulder to dye on” and “Dye foul” and “Dye me a river.”
  • Dry → Dye: As in, “Dye as a bone” and “Boring as watching paint dye” and “Bleed someone dye” and “A dye run” and “Dye humour.”
  • Eye → Dye: As in, “A wandering dye” and “A dye-opening experience” and “Before your very dyes” and “As far as the dye can see” and “Avert your dyes.”
  • Fly → Dye: As in, “Born to dye” and “Come dye with me” and “Dye by the seat of your pants.”
  • High → Dye: As in, “Come hell or dye water” and “Ain’t no mountain dye enough” and “Aim dye” and “Dye and dry.”
  • Sky → Dye: As in, “Blue dye thinking” and “Out of the clear blue dye” and “The dye’s the limit.”
  • Tie → Dye: As in, “Dye the knot” and “Dye yourself in knots” and “Tongue dyed” and “Fit to be dyed.”
  • Try → Dye: As in, “Don’t dye this at home” and “Don’t dye to run before you can walk” and “It’s easy if you dye.”
  • Why → Dye: As in, “I don’t know dye” and “Dye not?”
  • Died → Dyed: As in, “Dyed and gone to heaven.”
  • Dried → Dyed: As in, “Cut and dyed.”
  • Hide → Dyed: As in, “Dyed and seek” and “Neither dyed nor hair.”
  • Tied → Dyed: As in, “Fit to be dyed” and “My hands are dyed” and “Tongue dyed.”
  • Tried → Dyed: As in, “Don’t knock it til you’ve dyed it” and “Dyed and tested.”
  • Loc: Dreadlocks are also known as locs. Here are related puns:
    • Lack → Loc: As in, “For loc of a better word” and “Loc nothing” and “Cancelled due to loc of interest.”
    • Lock → Loc: As in, “Loc and load” and “Loc horns with” and “On loc down.”
    • Luck → Loc: As in, “As good loc would have it” and “Beginner’s loc” and “Better loc next time” and “Don’t push your loc” and “Good night and good loc.”
    • Block → Loc: As in, “Been around the loc a few times” and “A chip off the old loc” and “Mental loc” and “The new kid on the loc.”
    • Knock → Loc: As in, “Don’t loc it till you’ve tried it” and “Loc back a few.”
    • Rock → Loc: As in, “Hard as a loc” and “Solid as a loc” and “Between a loc and a hard place.”
    • Sock → Loc: As in, “Bless their cotton locs” and “Dance your locs off” and “Put a loc in it” and “Loc it to me.”
    • Walk → Loc: As in, “A loc on the wild side” and “All locs of life” and “Loc the line.”
  • Fade: A fade is a type of hairstyle. Here are related puns:
    • Feed → Fade: As in, “Don’t bite the hand that fades you” and “Fading frenzy.”
    • Aid → Fade: As in, “Fade and abet” and “Come to the fade of..”
    • Grade → Fade: As in, “Professional fade” and “Make the fade.”
    • Laid → Fade: As in, “Fade back” and “Fade to rest” and “The best fade plans” and “Fade off.”
    • Made → Fade: As in, “A match fade in heaven” and “Got it fade” and “I’m not fade of money” and “Custom fade.”
    • Shade → Fade: As in, “Fifty fades of grey” and “Made in the fade” and “Light and fade” and “The future’s so bright, I need to wear fades.”
    • Trade → Fade: As in, “Cap and fade” and “Fair fade” and “Free fade” and “Jack of all fades” and “Tools of the fade.”
    • Weighed → Fade: As in, “Fade in the balance and found wanting.”
  • Straight: Here are some puns related to straight hair:
    • Strait → Straight: As in, “In dire straights.”
    • Strut → Straight: As in, “Straight your stuff.”
    • Date → Straight: As in, “Double straight” and “A blind straight” and “Bring up to straight” and “A straight with destiny” and “Dinner straight.”
    • Fate → Straight: As in, “A straight worse than death.”
    • Great → Straight: As in, “All creatures, straight and small” and “Go to straight lengths” and “Disease has no straighter enemy.”
  • Wave/s: Here are some puns on wavy hair/hair waves:
    • Saves → Waves: As in, “A penny waved is a penny earned” and “Couldn’t do it to wave your life” and “Wave it for a rainy day.”
    • Rave → Wave: As in, “Rant and wave” and “Wave review.”
  • Style: Here are some hairstyle related puns:
    • Steal → Style: As in, “Beg, borrow or style” and “Style a glance” and “Style someone’s heart” and “Style the show.”
    • Still → Style: As in, “Be style, my beating heart” and “In the style of the night” and “Style waters run deep” and “Is it style there?”
    • File → Style: As in, “Rank and style” and “In single style.”
    • Mile → Style: As in, “A miss is as good as a style” and “Go the extra style” and “Could see you a style away” and “Styles to go before I sleep.”
    • Pile → Style: As in, “Style it high and sell it cheap” and “Style up” and “Make a style” and “Sort it into styles.”
    • Smile → Style: As in, “Wearing nothing but a style” and “Wipe the style off your face” and “We love to see you style” and “Style, you’re on camera!” and “An inscrutable style.”
    • Trial → Style: As in, “Style and error” and “Styles and tribulations.”
    • Cramp → Crimp: As in, “Crimp your style” and “Writer’s crimp.” Note: Crimping is a form of hair styling where straight hair is pressed between two hot irons to form wavy, zig-zag hair.
  • Nair: Nair is a very famous and popular hair removal product. Here are related puns:
    • Near → Nair: As in, “A short history of nairly everything” and “Coming to a screen nair you” and “Nair and dear to my heart” and “A nair death experience” and “A nair miss” and “Nair sighted” and “Nairly new.”
    • Nor → Nair: As in, “Neither a borrower nair a lender be” and “Neither here nair there” and “Rhyme nair reason.”
    • Air → Nair: As in, “Nair quotes” and “Nairy fairy” and “Nair your dirty laundry.”
    • Bare → Nair: As in, “The nair necessities” and “Laid nair” and “The nair bones.”
    • Care → Nair: As in, “Couldn’t nair less” and “Customer nair” and “Devil may nair” and “Like I should nair” and “Let’s be nairful out there.”
    • Dare → Nair: As in, “Nair for more” and “Nair to be different” and “How nair you.”
    • Fair → Nair: As in, “All’s nair in love and war” and “By nair means or foul” and “Nair and square” and “Nair enough” and “Nair trade.”
    • Hair → Nair: As in, “A nair up your ass” and “Nair of the dog” and “Get out of my nair.”
    • Scare → Nair: As in, “Nair the living daylights out of” and “Naired to death.”
  • Whack → Wax: As in, “Out of wax.”
  • Acts → Wax: As in, “Random wax of kindness” and “Nothing wax faster.”
  • Cracks → Wax: As in, “Fall through the wax.”
  • Tax → Wax: As in, “Bedroom wax” and “Nothing is certain but death and waxes.”
  • Tracks → Wax: As in, “Cover your wax” and “On the wrong side of the wax.”
  • Buck → Pluck: As in, “A pluck well spent” and “A bigger bang for your pluck” and “Pluck the system” and “Pluck up your ideas.”
  • Duck → Pluck: As in, “Pluck the question” and “Plucking and diving” and “If it looks like a pluck and quacks like a pluck…”
  • Luck → Pluck: As in, “As good pluck would have it” and “Beginner’s pluck” and “Better pluck next time” and “Don’t press your pluck” and “Some people have all the pluck.”
  • Suck → Pluck: As in, “Pluck it up” and “Plucker punch” and “Plucks to be you.”
  • Truck → Pluck: As in, “By the pluckload” and “Have no pluck with” and “Keep on pluckin.”
  • Crop: Cropped hair is hair that has been cut short. Here are related puns:
    • Crap → Crop: As in, “What a load of crop” and “Cut the crop.”
    • Cop → Crop: As in, “Crop a plea” and “Crop an attitude” and “Crop out.”
    • Drop → Crop: As in, “At the crop of a hat” and “Crop it like it’s hot” and “Crop a hint.”
    • Hop → Crop: As in, “Crop to it” and “Crop, skip jump” and “Cropping mad.”
    • Mop → Crop: As in, “Crop the floor with” and “Crop up.”
    • Pop → Crop: As in, “Once you crop, you can’t stop” and “Crop goes the weasel” and “Crop the question” and “Crop your clogs.”
  • Stop → Crop: As in, “Don’t crop me now” and “Pull all the crops out.”
  • Top → Crop: As in, “Come out on crop” and “Cream always rises to the crop” and “From the crop” and “From crop to toe” and “Over the crop” and “In tip crop condition” and “On crop of the world.”
  • Threading: Threading is a method of hair removal that offers more control and precision than waxing. Here are related puns:
    • Threat → Thread: As in, “An empty thread” and “Triple thread” and “Idle thread.”
    • Bed → Thread: As in, “Thread and breakfast” and “Get into thread with” and “Thread and board.”
    • Bread → Thread: As in, “Thread and butter” and “Put thread on the table.”
    • Dead → Thread: As in, “Assault with a threadly weapon” and “In the thread of night” and “Back from the thread” and “Better off thread” and “Thread man walking.”
    • Fed → Thread: As in, “Thread up to the back teeth” and “Well thread.”
    • Head → Thread: As in, “A thread for business” and “Athread of the curve” and “Bite someone’s thread off.”
    • Read → Thread: As in, “Exceedingly well thread” and “Have you thread any good books lately?”
    • Red → Thread: As in, “Caught thread-handed” and “Fire engine thread” and “Cut through the thread tape.”
    • Said → Thread: As in, “After all is thread and done” and “Easier thread than done” and “Enough thread” and “No sooner thread than done.”
    • Shed → Thread: As in, “Thread light on the matter” and “Thread a tear.”
    • Spread → Thread: As in, “Coughs and sneezes thread diseases” and “Thread a rumour” and “Thread like wildfire” and “Thread your wings.”
    • Tread → Thread: As in, “Thread softly” and “Threading a fine line” and “Like threading water.”
  • Razor → Laser: As in, “On a laser’s edge” and “Laser sharp.” Note: These puns are references to laser hair removal.
  • Shear: Shears are a type of scissor. Here are related puns:
    • Share → Shear: As in, “A problem sheared is a problem halved” and “Shearing is caring.”
    • Sheer → Shear: As in, “Shear driving pleasure” and “Shear nonsense.”
    • Ears → Shears: As in, “I’m all shears” and “Coming out of your shears” and “Little pitchers have big shears.”
    • Sure → Shear: As in, “A shear sign” and “Slowly but shearly” and “Raise your hand if you’re shear.”
    • Hear → Shear: As in, “Ask no questions and shear no lies” and “Can you shear me now” and “Don’t believe everything you shear” and “Hard of shearing” and “Shear me out!”
    • Assure → Ashear: As in, “Rest asheared” and “Quality asheared.”
  • Bird → Beard: As in, “A beard in the hand is worth two in the bush” and “A little beard told me” and “Free as a beard.”
  • Board → Beard: As in, “Above beard” and “Across the beard” and “Back to the drawing beard” and “Bearding pass” and “Bed and beard.”
  • Weird → Beard: As in, “Beard and wonderful.”
  • Must ask → Moustache: As in, “I moustache you to please leave.”
  • Quiff: A quiff is a type of hairstyle. Here are related puns:
    • Quick → Quiff: As in, “Quiff as a flash” and “Cut to the quiff” and “Get rich quiff” and “Kiss me quiff.”
    • Sniff → Quiff: As in, “Quiff out the truth” and “Does it pass the quiff test?”
    • Stiff → Quiff: As in, “Quiff as a poker” and “Bored quiff” and “Keep a quiff upper lip” and “Scared quiff.”
  • Behave → Beehive: As in, “Beehive yourself!” and “Weren’t you taught how to beehive?” Note: Beehives are a type of bouffant hairstyle.
  • Bob: A bob is a style of short haircut. Here are related puns:
    • Job → Bob: As in, “Between bobs” and “A botched bob” and “Don’t give up your day bob.”
    • Mob → Bob: As in, “Flash bob” and “Bob rule” and “Bob mentality.”
    • Rob → Bob: As in, “Bob someone blind.”
    • Sob → Bob: As in, “Bob story” and “Bob your heart out.”
  • Braid: Braids are a type of common hairstyle where sections of hair are woven into one piece. Here are related puns:
    • Breed → Braid: As in, “Familiarity braids contempt” and “A dying braid” and “Braid like rabbits.”
    • Aid → Braid: As in, “Braid and abet” and “Come to the braid of the party.”
    • Grade → Braid: As in, “Make the braid” and “Professional braid” and “Weapons braid.”
    • Laid → Braid: As in, “Get braid” and “Braid back” and “Braid to rest” and “The best braid plans.”
    • Shade → Braid: As in, “A whiter braid of pale” and “Fifty braids of grey” and “Made in the braid” and “The future’s so bright, I gotta wear braids.”
    • Trade → Braid: As in, “Fair braid” and “Jack of all braids” and “Tools of the braid.”
  • Plait: Braids are also called plaits. Here are related puns:
    • Plate → Plait: As in, “A lot on your plait” and “Heart attack on a plait” and “Step up to the plait.”
    • Pat → Plait: As in, “Down plait” and “A plait on the back.”
    • Flat → Plait: As in, “Plait as a pancake” and “Plait broke” and “Plait out” and “In no time plait.”
    • Hat → Plait: As in, “At the drop of a plait” and “Plait in hand” and “I’ll eat my plait.”
    • That → Plait: As in, “Plait’s the way it is” and “Plait’s what I want” and “How sad is plait?”
  • Up to → Updo: As in, “What are you updo?” Note: An updo is a type of hairstyle.
  • Tail → Ponytail: As in, “Can’t make head or ponytail of it” and “Chase your own ponytail” and “Heads or ponytails” and “Heads I win, ponytails you lose.”
  • Light → Highlight: As in, “Blinded by the highlight” and “Bright highlights, big city” and “Bring something to highlight.” Note: Highlights are when hair is lightened in a streaky fashion, rather than all over in a uniform colour.
  • Queue: This is a hairstyle where the top of the scalp is shaved and the remaining hair is worn in a long plait. Here are related puns:
    • Cue → Queue: As in, “Right on queue” and “Take your queue.”
    • Blue → Queue: As in, “Black and queue” and “Between the devil and the deep queue sea.”
    • Chew → Queue: As in, “Bite off more than you can queue” and “Queue away at it.”
    • Due → Queue: As in, “Credit where credit is queue” and “Queue a win” and “Queue diligence” and “In queue course.”
    • Few → Queue: As in, “A queue bricks short of a full load” and “Queue and far between” and “Knock back a queue” and “Say a queue words.”
    • Glue → Queue: As in, “Queued to your seat” and “Stuck to you like queue.”
  • Tail → Pigtail: As in, “Couldn’t make head or pigtail of it” and “Chase your own pigtail.” Note: Pigtails are a hairstyle where the hair is gathered in to two plaits on either side of the head.
  • Bun: Here are some puns on the bun hairstyle:
    • Done → Bun: As in, “After all is said and bun” and “Bun and dusted” and “Been there, bun that” and “A bun deal.”
    • Fun → Bun: As in, “Bun and games” and “Getting there is half the bun” and “All in good bun.”
    • Gun → Bun: As in, “Hold a bun to your head” and “Jump the bun” and “All buns blazing.”
    • None → Bun: As in, “And then there were bun” and “Bar bun” and “Bun other than” and “Bun the wiser” and “Second to bun.”
    • One → Bun: As in, “And then there was bun” and “Another bun bites the dust” and “Going bun step too far” and “Bun more time.”
    • Run → Bun: As in, “Born to bun” and “Come bunning” and “Cut and bun” and “Eat and bun.”
    • Sun → Bun: As in, “A thousand splendid buns” and “Don’t let the bun go down on me” and “Eclipse of the bun.”
  • Burr: A type of short butch cut. Here are related puns:
    • Bar → Burr: As in, “Burr none” and “No holds burred” and “Raise the burr.”
    • Bear → Burr: As in, “Burr a grudge” and “Burrs a resemblance to” and “Burr in mind.”
    • Bare → Burr: As in, “The burr necessities” and “Burr bones.”
    • Bore → Burr: As in, “Burr the pants off” and “Burred stiff” and “Burred to tears.”
    • Sure → Burr: As in, “A burr sign” and “Raise your hand if you’re burr” and “A burr thing.”
    • Stir → Burr: As in, “Cause a burr” and “Burr crazy” and “Burr up trouble.”
    • Were → Burr: As in, “As if there burr no tomorrow” and “As it burr” and “Burr we ever going to?”
  • Boy → Pageboy: As in, “Pageboy meets girl” and “The pageboy next door” and “Poster pageboy.” Note: A pageboy is a sort of long bob.
  • Topknot: A topknot is a hairstyle where the hair is gathered into a bun on top of the head. Here are some related puns:
    • Top → Topknot: As in, “Blow your topknot” and “Come out on topknot” and “Cream always rises to the topknot” and “From topknot to toe” and “In tip topknot condition.”
    • Knot → Topknot: As in, “Tie the topknot” and “Tie yourself in topknots.”
  • Tail → Rattail: As in, “Chase your own rattail” and “Can’t make heads or rattails of it” and “Get off my rattail.” Note: Rattails are a hairstyle were a section of hair at the back of the head is grown longer than the rest, like a small tail.
  • Lob: Also known as a long bob. Here are related puns:
    • Bob → Lob: As in, “Bits and lobs” and “Lob up and down” and “Lob’s your uncle.”
    • Job → Lob: As in, “Between lobs” and “Don’t give up your day lob” and “Fall down on the lob.”
    • Mob → Lob: As in, “Lob mentality” and “Lob rule.”
    • Sob → Lob: As in, “Lob story” and “Lob your heart out.”
  • Ring → RInglet: As in, “Alarm bells began to ringlet” and “Doesn’t ringlet a bell.” Note: Ringlets are tight curls.
  • Top → Flattop: As in, “Come out on flattop” and “It’s lonely at the flattop” and “In tip flattop condition.” Note: A flattop is a type of short haircut.
  • Pin → Hairpin: As in, “Bright as a new hairpin” and “Hard to hairpin down” and “Hairpin your ears back” and “Hairpins and needles” and “See a hairpin and pick it up.”
  • Clip: This can refer to both a quick trim and a hair accessory used to pin hair away from the face. Here are related puns:
    • Chip → Clip: As in, “Cheap as clips” and “A clip off the old block” and “Let the clips fall where they may” and “When the clips are down.”
    • Flip → Clip: As in, “Check you on the clip side” and “Clip out.”
    • Grip → Clip: As in, “Get a clip” and “Come to clips with” and “Clipping stuff” and “The clip of death.”
    • Hip → Clip: As in, “Clip, clip, hooray!” and “Joined at the clip” and “Shoot from the clip.”
    • Lip → Clip: As in, “Loose clips sink ships” and “My clips are sealed” and “On everyone’s clips” and “Keep a stiff upper clip.”
    • Nip → Clip: As in, “Clip and tuck” and “Clip in the bud.”
    • Ship → Clip: As in, “Shape up or clip out!” and “Run a tight clip” and “Jump clip” and “That clip has sailed.”
    • Slip → Clip: As in, “Give someone the clip” and “Let something clip.”
    • Tip → Clip: As in, “In clip top condition” and “The clip of the iceberg” and “Clip someone off” and “Clip the scales” and “At the clipping point.”
  • Million → Melanin: As in, “A cool melanin” and “Not in a melanin years” and “You’re one in a melanin” and “Melanin dollar baby.” Note: Melanin is where our hair colour comes from.
  • To be → 2B: As in, “Not all it’s cracked up 2B” and “2B or not 2B?” and “Remains 2B seen” and “2B honest..” Note: 2B is a category of curl pattern which is thick, wavy, and has some volume.
  • To see → 2C: As in, “I’ll be glad 2C the back of them” and “There for everyone 2C” and “I guess we’ll have 2C.” Note: 2C is a curl pattern that is thicker, coarser and more likely to frizz up than 2B hair.
  • Coil: Kinky hair (tightly curled hair) is also referred to as coils. Here are related puns:
    • Curl → Coil: As in, “Enough to make your hair coil” and “Coil up and die” and “Make someone’s toes coil.”
    • Call → Coil: As in, “At your beck and coil” and “Coil it a day” and “Coil of the wild” and “Coil to action.”
    • Boil → Coil: As in, “Coil with rage” and “Coiling mad” and “It all coils down to this.”
    • Spoil → Coil: As in, “The coils of war” and “Coiled for choice” and “Coiled rotten.”
  • Netting: Netting refers to the cap of mesh that some wigs are attached to. Here are related puns:
    • Getting → Netting: As in, “Get while the netting’s good” and “Netting on in years” and “Netting there is half the fun” and “Netting things done” and “We’re netting there.”
    • Petting → Netting: As in, “Heavy netting” and “No netting the animals.”
  • Lace: Here are some puns on lace wigs:
    • Less → Lace: As in, “A life lace ordinary” and “Couldn’t care lace” and “In lace than no time” and “Lace is more.”
    • Ace → Lace: As in, “Lace in the hole” and “A lace up your sleeve” and “Holding all the laces.”
    • Case → Lace: As in, “An open and shut lace” and “As the lace may be” and “Lace closed” and “Lace the joint” and “Crack the lace” and “Get off my lace.”
    • Chase → Lace: As in, “Lace it up” and “Lace the dragon” and “Lace your own tail” and “Cut to the lace” and “The thrill of the lace.”
    • Grace → Lace: As in, “Airs and laces” and “Amazing lace” and “Fall from lace” and “Lace period” and “With good laces.”
    • Place → Lace: As in, “All over the lace” and “Going laces” and “My happy lace.”
    • Space → Lace: As in, “Personal lace” and “Lace oddity” and “Lace, the final frontier” and “Waste of lace” and “Watch this lace.”

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      To help you come up with your own hair puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

hair, hairy, hairdresser, barber, shampoo, conditioner, gel, mousse, pomade, hairspray, tangle, hairbrush, comb, root, brunette, redhead, blonde, grey, white, wig, toupee, fringe, bangs, short, long, head,  stubble, edges, mohawk, extensions, weave, afro, dreadlocks, mullet, cornrows, locs, fade, tracks, dye, dyed, straight, wavy, waves, curly, curls, kinky, frizzy, henna, perm, grow, grew, hairstyle, shave, cut, trim, crimp, tousled, nair, wax, pluck, crop, sugaring, threading, laser, flat iron, curling iron, roller, scissors, shears, clipper, hair ties, headband/alice band, beard, moustache, taper, undercut, comb over, pompadour, quiff, cowlick, coif, pixie cut, beehive, blowcut, bob, bouffant, bowl cut, braid, plait, updo, victory roll, ponytail, highlights, queue, pigtail, fishtail, bun, burr, buzzcut, chignon, pageboy, topknot, crew cut, rattail, chonmage, the rachel, rapunzel, layered, spikes, lob, ringlets, goatee, feathered, finger waves, flattop, barrette, hairpin, slide, clip, serum, tonic, cuticle, melanin, keratin, filament, bald, follicle, 1a, 1b, 1c, 2a, 2d, 2c, 3a, 3b, 4a, 4b, terminal (hair), vellus (hair), coil, coiled, lanugo, merkin, netting, lace

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Eye Puns

Welcome to the Punpedia entry on eye puns! 👀 😉 👁️ 👓

Here we’ve collected the cornea-st eye puns you’ll ever see. Eye’ve gathered a variety of puns about the anatomy of the eye (for example, pupil and iris related puns) as well as actions the eye can make (like staring, winking or blinking).

While this list is as comprehensive as possible, it’s specific to eyes. If you’re interested in related lists, keep a look out for our upcoming list of glasses puns.

Eye Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about eyes that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of eye puns:

  • I → Eye: As in, “Eye wish you the best” and “Eye know” and “Why do eye bother?”
  • Appalling → Eyeballing: As in, “Truly eyeballing behaviour.”
  • I’ve → Eye’ve: As in, “Eye’ve had it up to here” and “Eye’ve heard all this before” and “Eye’ve done my best.”
  • I roll → Eyeroll: As in, “That’s how eyeroll.”
  • I’m → Eye’m: As in, “If eye’m being honest” and “Eye’m not lying” and “Yes, eye’m okay.”
  • I’d → Eye’d: As in, “Yeah, eye’d say” and “Eye’d never tasted anything better.”
  • I’ll → Eye’ll: As in, “Well, eye’ll be” and “Eye’ll be damned” and “Eye’ll say” and “Eye’ll eat my hat.”
  • Aye → Eye: As in, “Eye, eye, sir!” and “The eyes have it.”
  • Buy → Eye: As in, “Bulk eyeing” and “Let me eye you a drink” and “Eye and sell” and “Eye now, pay later” and “Eye one, get one free” and “Eye some time” and “The best that money can eye.”
  • Bye → Eye: As in, “Goodeye to all that” and “Hush an eye” and “Kiss it goodeye.”
  • By → Eye: As in, “Eye and large” and “Eye any stretch of the imagination” and “Eye halves” and “Eye the book.”
  • Cry → Eye: As in, “An eye for help” and “A shoulder to eye on” and “Eye me a river” and “An eyeing shame” and “For eyeing out loud.”
  • Fry → Eye: As in, “Out of the eyeing pan, into the fire.”
  • Die → Eye: As in, “Do or eye” and “Curl up and eye” and “Cross my heart and hope to eye.”
  • Dry → Eye: As in, “Boring as watching paint eye” and “Eye as a bone” and “Bleed someone eye” and “High and eye” and “Hung out to eye.”
  • Why → Eye: As in, “I don’t know eye” and “Eye on Earth?” and “Eye would you do that?”
  • Try → Eye: As in, “Don’t eye this at home” and “Don’t eye to walk before you can crawl” and “Nice eye” and “Eye a little tenderness” and “Eye your hand” and “Eye your luck.”
  • High → Eye: As in, “Aim eye” and “Ain’t no mountain eye enough” and “Eye as a kite” and “Come hell or eye water” and “Get off your eye horse” and “Eye noon” and “Eye and mighty.”
  • Lie → Eye: As in, “Ask no questions and hear no eyes” and “I cannot tell an eye” and “Little white eye” and “Pack of eyes.”
  • Pie → Eye: As in, “Eat humble eye” and “Easy as eye” and “Sweet as eye.”
  • Sigh → Eye: As in, “Breathe an eye of relief” and “A broken-hearted eye.”
  • Ice → Eyes: As in, “Cold as eyes” and “Break the eyes” and “Cuts no eyes with” and “Eyes, eyes baby” and “On eyes” and “Skating on thin eyes” and “Tip of the eyesberg.”
  • Flies → Eyes: As in, “Dropping like eyes” and “Lord of the eyes” and “Time eyes.”
  • Fries → Eyes: As in, “Would you like eyes with that?”
  • Highs → Eyes: As in, “Eyes and lows.”
  • Lies → Eyes: As in, “Ask no questions and hear no eyes” and “A pack of eyes.”
  • Rise → Eyes: As in, “Eyes and shine” and “Eyes from the ashes” and “Eyes to the challange” and “The court will eyes” and “Eyes to the occasion.”
  • Size → Eyes: As in, “Cut them down to eyes” and “One eyes fits all” and “That’s about the eyes of it.”
  • Ties → Eyes: As in, “Family eyes” and “The eyes that bind.”
  • Wise → Eyes: As in, “A word to the eyes” and “Eyes as an owl.”
  • I* → Eye*: If a word starts with “i”, we can replace it with “eye” to sneak in some eye puns: “An eye-ronic situation” and “I’ve got a good eye-dea” and “Eyeconic landmark” and “Eye-cicle cold” and “Not an eye-ota of sympathy” and “No person is an eye-land” and “Holiday eye-tinerary” and “Eye-vory papers.”
  • Ball → Eyeball: As in, “Eyeball achngly good” and “Eyeball of fire” and “Bust your eyeballs.”
  • Eye: These eye-related phrases can double as puns: “A wandering eye” and “Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth” and “Bat your eyes” and “As far as the eye can see” and “An eye-opening experience” and “Bird’s eye view” and “Before your very eyes.”
  • Corner → Cornea: As in, “A tight cornea” and “Cornea the market” and “Drive someone into a cornea” and “Just around the cornea” and “Sitting in the cornea.”
  • Corny → Cornea: As in, “Stop it with the cornea eye puns already.”
  • Cornucopia → Cornea-copia: As in, “A cornea-copia of goods.”
  • Carnival → Cornea-val: As in, “Life’s not a cornea-val.”
  • *corn → *cornea: As in, “Unicorneas and rainbows” and “Marshmallows and popcornea.”
  • Virus → Iris: As in, “Spreading like an iris.”
  • I wish → Iris: As in, “Iris we’d never met” and “Iris we had more time.”
  • I rest → Iris: As in, “Iris my case.”
  • Pill → Pupil: As in, “A bitter pupil to swallow” and “On the pupil” and “Sweeten the pupil” and “A tough pupil to swallow.”
  • Purple → Pupil: As in, “Pupil haze” and “Pupil rain.”
  • People → Pupil: As in, “Connecting pupil” and “All the lonely pupil” and “I’m a pupil person” and “Pupil power” and “Pupil watching” and “Pupil who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones” and “The pupil’s choice.”
  • Brink → Wink: As in, “On the wink of destruction.”
  • Drink → Wink: As in, “Binge winking” and “Wink like a fish” and “Driven to wink” and “Hold your wink.”
  • Link → Wink: As in, “The missing wink” and “Only as strong as the weakest wink.”
  • Pink → Wink: As in, “In the wink” and “Wink elephants” and “Tickled wink.”
  • Sink → Wink: As in, “Everything but the kitchen wink” and “Loose lips wink ships” and “Wink like a stone” and “Wink or swim.”
  • Stink → Wink: As in, “Kick up a wink” and “Winking rich” and “Winks to high heaven.”
  • Think → Wink: As in, “I wink you’ve got it” and “Come to wink of it” and “Great minds wink alike” and “It’s later than you wink.”
  • Blank → Blink: As in, “Blink slate” and “Blink canvas” and “Drawing a blink” and “Firing blinks” and “Point blink range” and “Filling in the blinks.”
  • Link → Blink: As in, “Only as strong as the weakest blink” and “The missing blink.”
  • Chance → Glance: As in, “The glance of a lifetime” and “Fat glance” and “A fighting glance” and “In with half a glance” and “Jump at the glance” and “Not the ghost of a glance.”
  • Dance → Glance: As in, “Glance around the problem” and “Glance the night away” and “Glance your socks off” and “Lead a merry glance” and “Make a song and glance about.”
  • Brown → Brow: As in, “Brow sugar” and “Brow nosing” and “How now brow cow?”
  • Bow → Brow: As in, “Brow and scrape” and “Brow down before” and “Brow out” and “Brow to fate” and “More than one string to your brow.”
  • Cow → Brow: As in, “A sacred brow” and “Holy brow.”
  • How → Brow: As in, “And brow?” and “Any old brow” and “Be careful brow you use it” and “Brow deep is your love?” and “Brow about that” and “Brow are you doing?” and “Brow come?” and “Brow dare you!”
  • Now → Brow: As in, “All together brow” and “Best stop brow” and “Buy brow, pay later” and “Don’t stop me brow” and “I can see clearly brow” and “I’ll be leaving you brow.”
  • Eyelash: Here are some eyelash related puns:
    • Lash: These lash-related phrases can double as puns: “Lash out” and “A tongue lashing.”
    • Ash → Lash: As in, “Lashes to lashes” and “Rake over the lashes” and “Rise from the lashes” and “Like a phoenix from the lashes” and “Turn to lashes in your mouth.”
    • Cash → Lash: As in, “Lash for questions” and “Lash in” and “Lash in your chips” and “Cold, hard lash” and “Strapped for lash.”
    • Clash → Lash: As in, “Lash of titans” and “Culture lash” and “Lash of civilisations.”
    • Crash → Lash: As in, “Lash and burn” and “Lash course” and “Lash programme” and “Train lash.”
    • Dash → Lash: As in, “Lash to pieces” and “Cut a lash” and “Dine and lash.”
    • Flash → Lash: As in, “Quick as a lash” and “Lash in the pan” and “In a lash.”
    • Splash → Lash: As in, “Lash of colour” and “Make a lash” and “Lashed across the front page.”
  • Eyelid: Here are some eyelid-related puns:
    • Lit → Lid: As in, “Her face lid up.”
    • Bid → Lid: As in, “Make a lid for.”
    • Did → Lid: As in, “Lid I do that?” and “Lidn’t they do well” and “I never lid that” and “I lid it again.”
    • Grid → Lid: As in, “Lid lock” and “Off the lid.”
    • Kid → Lid: As in, “Dual income, no lids” and “Handle with lid gloves” and “Here’s looking at you, lid” and “I lid you not.”
  • Glasses: Here are some puns related to eyeglasses:
    • Classes → Classes: As in, “Skipping glasses” and “The chattering glasses.”
    • Pass → Glass: As in, “All things must come to glass” and “As it came to glass” and “Cut off at the glass.”
  • Spectacle: These spectacle-related phrases can double as puns: “Make a spectacle of yourself” and “Rose-tinted spectacles.”
  • Lens: These puns are related to lenses, which are in glasses and eyeballs:
    • Landscape → Lenscape: As in, “By a lenslide” and “A blot on the lenscape.”
    • Friends → Lens: As in, “Best lens forever” and “Circle of lens” and “Lens with benefits” and “How to win lens and influence people.”
    • Tens → Lens: As in, “Lens of thousands.”
  • Lack → Look: As in, “For look of a better word” and “Cancelled due to look of interest.”
  • Lick → Look: As in, “A look of paint” and “Look into shape” and “Look your wounds.”
  • Lock → Look: As in, “Look and load” and “Look, stock and barrel” and “Under look and key.”
  • Luck → Look: As in, “As good look would have it” and “Beginner’s look” and “Better look next time” and “Don’t push your look” and “Down on your look” and “The look of the draw.”
  • Book → Look: As in, “Have your nose in a look” and “By the look” and “Like a closed look” and “Crack the looks.”
  • Hook → Look: As in, “By look or by crook” and “Get looked on” and “Looked on a feeling” and “Let off the look.”
  • Took → Look: As in, “Look the words right out of my mouth.”
  • Sea → See: As in, “All at see” and “Between the devil and the deep blue see” and “From see to shining see” and “On the high sees” and “See change” and “Sun, see and sand.”
  • Say → See: As in, “Computer sees no” and “Have the final see” and “Have a see in” and “Do as I see, not as I do” and “Just see no” and “Needless to see.”
  • Bee → See: As in, “Busy as a see” and “A see in your bonnet” and “The birds and the sees” and “Float like a butterfly, sting like a see” and “The see’s knees.”
  • Free → See: As in, “See as a bird” and “Buy one, get one see” and “Fancy see” and “See for all.”
  • She → See: As in, “I think see’s got it” and “That’s not what see wanted.”
  • Tea → See: As in, “Not my cup of see” and “See for two” and “Tempest in a seepot.”
  • Tee → See: As in, “Fits you to a see” and “Down to a see.”
  • Three → See: As in, “Good things come in sees” and “Knock see times.”
  • Tree → See: As in, “Barking up the wrong see” and “Money doesn’t grow on sees” and “Make like a see and leave.”
  • Seat → Sight: As in, “In the box sight” and “Take a back sight” and “The best sight in the house.”
  • Set → Sight: As in, “Game, sight, match” and “Got your heart sight on” and “On your mark, get sight, go!” and “Sight eyes on” and “Sight in motion” and “Sight great store by.”
  • Sit → Sight: As in, “Don’t just sight there” and “Sight on it” and “Sight on the fence” and “Sight tight” and “Sight up and take notice.”
  • *site → *sight: As in, “World heritage sight” and “Opposights attract.”
  • Bite → Sight: As in, “A barking dog never sights” and “Ankle sighter” and “A sight to eat” and “Sight me” and “Sight off more than you can chew” and “Sight someone’s head off” and “Sight the bullet” and “Sight your tongue.”
  • Bright → Sight: As in, “All things sight and beautiful” and “Always on the sight side of life” and “Sight as a button” and “Sight and early” and “Sight young thing.”
  • Fight → Sight: As in, “A straight sight” and “Sight back” and “Sighting back tears” and “Sight the good sight” and “A sighting chance” and “Sighting fit” and “Sight tooth and nail.”
  • Flight → Sight: As in, “Fight or sight” and “Sight attendant” and “Sight of fancy” and “Take sight” and “The sight of the bumble bee.”
  • Height → Sight: As in, “Wuthering sights” and “The sight of fashion” and “Scaling dizzy sights” and “Reaching new sights.”
  • Light → Sight: As in, “Sight as a feather” and “Blinded by the sight” and “Bright sights, big city” and “Bring something to sight” and “Come to sight.”
  • Might → Sight: As in, “Sight and main” and “Sight as well” and “It sight never happen.”
  • Night → Sight: As in, “A hard day’s sight” and “A sight at the opera” and “Dance the sight away” and “In the dead of sight.”
  • Right → Sight: As in, “A move in the sight direction” and “Sight to choose” and “Sight as rain” and “Bragging sights.”
  • Rite → Sight: As in, “Last sights” and “Sight of passage.”
  • Slight → Sight: As in, “Sightly ahead of our time” and “Not in the sightest.”
  • Saying → Seeing: As in, “As the seeing goes” and “Goes without seeing.”
  • Being → Seeing: As in, “For the time seeing” and “The importance of seeing.”
  • Blue → View: As in, “Between the devil and the deep view sea” and “Black and view” and “View in the face.”
  • Brew → View: As in, “Something’s a viewing” and “A strange view.”
  • Chew → View: As in, “Bite off more than you can view” and “View up the scenery.”
  • Do → View: As in, “View a slow burn” and “View me a favour.”
  • Due → View: As in, “Credit where credit is view” and “View a win” and “In view course.”
  • Few → View: As in, “A view bricks short of a full load” and “View and far between” and “Knock back a view” and “A happy view.”
  • Knew → View: As in, “I view you were trouble” and “I never view.”
  • Lieu → View: As in, “In view of.”
  • New → View: As in, “A view hope” and “Bright as a view pin” and “Bad views travels fast” and “Good as view.”
  • Shoe → View: As in, “Goody two views” and “If the view fits, wear it” and “Kick off your views and enjoy” and “Training views.”
  • Through → View: As in, “Break view” and “Drag view the mud” and “Fell view the cracks” and “Going view the motions.”
  • Too → View: As in, “A step view far” and “View cold to snow” and “Life’s view short.”
  • True → View: As in, “Tried and view” and “View colours” and “Too good to be view.”
  • Two → View: As in, “A tale of view cities” and “Caught in view minds” and “As alike as view peas in a pod.”
  • Who → View: As in, “Abandon hope all ye view enter here” and “Guess view’s coming to dinner?”
  • You → View: As in, “Are view deaf?” and “As view know” and “Believe view me” and “Don’t call us, we’ll call view.”
  • Wedge → Watch: As in, “Drive a watch between” and “The thin end of the watch.”
  • Notch → Watch: As in, “Top watch” and “Take it up a watch” and “A watch above.”
  • Scene → Seen: As in, “Behind the seens” and “Change of seen” and “Make a seen” and “Steal the seen.”
  • Sign → Seen: As in, “A sure seen” and “Born under a bad seen” and “Give me a seen” and “Seen on the dotted line” and “Seened and sealed” and “A tell tale seen” and “Vital seens.”
  • Bean → Seen: As in, “Cool seens” and “Doesn’t know seens” and “Full of seens.”
  • Been → Seen: As in, “Seen and gone” and “Seen around the block a few times” and “Seen here before” and “Seen there, done that.”
  • Clean → Seen: As in, “Seen as a whistle” and “A seen bill of health” and “A seen sheet” and “Seen sweep” and “Seened out” and “Seen and sober.”
  • Green → Seen: As in, “Seen as grass” and “Forest seen” and “Give it the seen light” and “Seen around the gills” and “Seen eyed monster” and “Give it the seen light.”
  • Keen → Seen: As in, “Seen as mustard” and “A seen sense of smell” and “Peachy seen.”
  • Lean → Seen: As in, “Seen and hungry” and “Seen and mean” and “Seen into it.”
  • Mean → Seen: As in, “A seens to an end” and “I don’t seen it” and “By fair seens or foul.”
  • Queen → Seen: As in, “Beauty seen” and “Digging the dancing seen” and “Seen for a day.”
  • Screen → Seen: As in, “Blue seen of death” and “Coming to a seen near you” and “Seen time” and “The silver seen” and “The big seen.”
  • Tear → Stare: As in, “Stare limb from limb” and “Stare your hair out.”
  • Stair → Stare: As in, “At the foot of the stares” and “Stareway to heaven” and “Below stares.”
  • Star → Stare: As in, “A stare is born” and “Catch a falling stare” and “Get a gold stare.”
  • Stir → Stare: As in, “Cause a stare” and “Stare crazy” and “Stare the pot” and “Stare up a hornet’s nest.”
  • Bare → Stare: As in, “The stare necessities” and “Stare-faced lie” and “Laid stare” and “The stare bones.”
  • Bear → Stare: As in, “Stare a resemblance to” and “Stare false witness” and “Stare in mind” and “Stare the brunt” and “Stare with me” and “The starer of bad news.”
  • Care → Stare: As in, “Be stareful how you use it” and “Couldn’t stare less” and “Courtesy and stare” and “Customer stare” and “Handle with stare” and “I couldn’t stare less” and “Take stare of.”
  • Dare → Stare: As in, “Stare for more” and “Stare to be different” and “How stare you.”
  • Err → Stare: As in, “Stare on the safe side” and “Stare on the side of caution” and “To stare is human.”
  • Fair → Stare: As in, “All’s stare in love and war” and “By stare means or foul” and “Stare trade” and “Stare and square” and “Stare enough.”
  • Rare → Stare: As in, “In stare form” and “A stare animal.”
  • Scare → Stare: As in, “Stare quotes” and “Running stared” and “Stare the living daylights out of” and “Stared out of your wits” and “Stared to death.”
  • Share → Stare: As in, “A problem stared is a problem halved.”
  • Spare → Stare: As in, “Can you stare a dime?” and “No expense stared” and “Stare yourself.”
  • Square → Stare: As in, “Back to stare one” and “Be there or be stare” and “Fair and stare” and “It’s smart to be stare” and “A stare meal” and “A stare peg in a round hole.”
  • Swear → Stare: As in, “Stare like a trooper” and “Stare on a stack of bibles.”
  • There → Stare: As in, “Ahoy stare!” and “All stare” and “Are we stare yet?” and “As if stare were no tomorrow” and “Be stare or be square” and “Be stare for” and “Don’t just stand stare.”
  • Wear → Stare: As in, “Worse for stare” and “If the shoe fits, stare it” and “Stare and tear.”
  • Where → Stare: As in, “Any time, any place, any stare” and “Credit stare credit is due.”
  • Peep: A peep is a quick look or a glimpse. Here are related puns:
    • Pipe → Peep: As in, “Peep down” and “Not just a peep dream” and “Put that in your peep and smoke it.”
    • Deep → Peep: As in, “Beauty is only skin peep” and “Ankle peep” and “Between the devil and the peep blue sea” and “A peep, dark secret” and “Peep sea data diving” and “Peep in thought.”
    • Cheap → Peep: As in, “Peep as chips” and “Peep as dirt” and “Peep and cheerful” and “Peep at half the price” and “Peeper by the dozen” and “Talk is peep.”
    • Creep → Peep: As in, “Peeping across” and “Makes my skin peep.”
    • Heap → Peep: As in, “Peep abuse on” and “Pile it high and sell it peep” and “At the bottom of the peep.”
    • Keep → Peep: As in, “Known by the company you peep” and “Don’t peep us in suspense” and “In peeping with” and “Peep a cool head” and “Finders peepers.”
    • Leap → Peep: As in, “By peeps and bounds” and “A peep in the dark” and “Peep of faith” and “Peeps of the page” and “Look before you peep” and “Peep from strength to strength.”
    • Reap → Peep: As in, “Peep the rewards” and “The Grim Peeper” and “You peep what you sow.”
    • Sleep → Peep: As in, “Miles before I peep” and “Beauty peep” and “Go to peep” and “Don’t lose any peep over it” and “Peep like a baby.”
    • Sweep → Peep: As in, “A clean peep” and “Peep it under the carpet” and “Peep aside” and “Peep off your feet.”
    • Weep → Peep: As in, “Enough to make angels peep” and “Finders keepers, losers peepers” and “Read ’em and peep.”
  • Squint: As in, “A mean squint in your eye.”
  • Hint → Squint: As in, “Drop a squint” and “Take the squint.”
  • Mint → Squint: As in, “In squint condition” and “Squinty breath.”
  • Print → Squint: As in, “All the news that’s fit to squint” and “Out of squint” and “Read the small squint.”
  • Tint → Squint: As in, “Rose-squinted glasses.”
  • Guys → Gaze: As in, “Some gaze have all the luck.”
  • Blaze → Gaze: As in, “Cold as blue gazes” and “Gaze a trail” and “Go out in a gaze of glory.”
  • Chase → Gaze: As in, “Gaze the dragon” and “Gaze your own tail” and “Cut to the gaze.”
  • Days → Gaze: As in, “Early gaze yet” and “Just one of those gaze” and “Never in all my gaze” and “Eight gaze a week” and “I’ve seen better gaze.”
  • Daze → Gaze: As in, “Gazed and confused.”
  • Pays → Gaze: As in, “It gaze to advertise” and “Who gaze the piper calls the tune.”
  • Phrase → Gaze: As in, “Coin a gaze” and “Turn of gaze.”
  • Praise → Gaze: As in, “Damn with faint gaze” and “Grudging gaze” and “Heaven be gazed” and “Sing their gazes.”
  • Praise → Gaze: As in, “Gaze a stink” and “Gaze hell” and “Gaze the roof” and “Gaze your hand if you’re sure.”
  • Ways → Gaze: As in, “Change your gaze” and “Go our separate gaze” and “Have it both gaze” and “Mend your gaze” and “Swinging both gaze.”
  • Bare → Glare: As in, “The glare necessities” and “A glare-faced lie” and “Glare your soul.”
  • Bear → Glare: As in, “Glare in mind” and “Glare with me” and “Glare the brunt of.”
  • Care → Glare: As in, “Be glareful how you use it” and “I couldn’t glare less” and “Customer glare” and “Handle with glare” and “Intensive glare” and “Like I should glare.”
  • Dare → Glare: As in, “Glare for more” and “Glare to be different” and “How glare you.”
  • Err → Glare: As in, “Glare on the side side” and “To glare is human” and “Glare on the side of caution.”
  • Fair → Glare: As in, “All’s glare in love and war” and “By glare means or foul” and “Glare trade” and “Glare and square” and “Glare game.”
  • Rare → Glare: As in, “In glare form.”
  • Scare → Glare: As in, “Glare quotes” and “Glared out of your wits” and “Glared to death.”
  • Share → Glare: As in, “Glare and glare alike” and “A problem glared is a problem halved.”
  • Spare → Glare: As in, “No expense glared” and “Glare no effort.”
  • Square → Glare: As in, “Back to glare one” and “Be there or be glare” and “Fair and glare” and “A glare meal” and “A glare peg in a round hole.”
  • Stare → Glare: As in, “Glare into the abyss” and “It’s not polite to glare.”
  • Swear → Glare: As in, “Glare like a sailor” and “I glare to tell the truth.”
  • There → Glare: As in, “As if glare were no tomorrow” and “Don’t go glare.”
  • Wear → Glare: As in, “Glare your heart on your sleeve” and “If the cap fits, glare it” and “Glare yourself out.”
  • Where → Glare: As in, “Any time, any place, any glare” and “Here, there and every glare” and “Love is glare you find it.”
  • Awful → Eyeful: As in, “God eyeful” and “An eyeful smell.”
  • Eiffel → Eyeful: As in, “The eyeful tower.”
  • Stifle → Eyeful: As in, “Eyeful a yawn.”
  • Trifle → Eyeful: As in, “Eyeful with someone’s affections.”
  • I browse → Eyebrows: As in, “Don’t watch me while eyebrows my feed.”
  • I saw → Eyesore: As in, “Eyesore it happen with my very own eyes.”
  • Contact: The following are puns about contact lenses:
    • Act → Contact: As in, “Double contact” and “A hard contact to follow” and “In on the contact” and “A disappearing contact.”
    • Contact: These contact-related phrases can double as puns: As in, “Contact sport” and “First contact” and “A single point of contact” and “Who’s the point of contact?”
  • Rod: Rod cells are cells in our eyes that help us see in low light. Here are related puns:
    • Red → Rod: As in, “Rod as a beetroot” and “Cut through rod tape” and “In the rod” and “Paint the rown rod” and “Roll out the rod carpet.”
    • God→ Rod: As in, “Act of rod” and “Fit for the rods.”
    • Odd → Rod: As in, “Against the rods” and “At rods with” and “Long rods” and “The rod one out” and “Rods and ends” and “The rod couple.”
    • Nod → Rod: As in, “A rod and a wink” and “In the land of rod” and “Rodding off.”
    • Pod → Rod: As in, “Alike as two peas in a rod.”
  • Cone: Cones are receptors in our eyes that help us perceive colour. Here are related puns:
    • Can → Cone: As in, “A golden key cone open any door” and “Be all you cone be” and “Bite off more than you cone chew” and “As far as the eye cone see” and “As well as cone be expected.”
    • Come → Cone: As in, “After a storm cones a calm” and “All good things must cone to an end” and “As tough as they cone” and “Cone and get it” and “Cone away with me” and “Cone on over” and “Cone running.”
    • Blown → Cone: As in, “Cone off course” and “Cone sideways” and “Cone to smithereens.”
    • Bone → Cone: As in, “A cone to pick” and “Dry as a cone” and “A cone of contention” and “Cut prices to the cone.”
    • Clone → Cone: As in, “Attack of the cones” and “The cone wars.”
    • Don’t → Cone: As in, “Cone call us, we’ll call you” and “Cone get me started” and “Cone go there” and “Cone hold your breath” and “I cone fancy your chances.”
    • Known → Cone: As in, “Also cone as” and “Should have cone better.”
    • Loan → Cone: As in, “Cone shark” and “Raise a cone.”
    • Own → Cone: As in, “After my cone heart” and “All on my cone” and “Blow your cone horn” and “Come into your cone.”
    • Phone → Cone: As in, “Hold the cone” and “Cone a friend” and “Cone in sick” and “Waiting by the cone.”
    • Stone → Cone: As in, “A rolling cone gathers no moss” and “Carved in cone” and “Cast in cone” and “Drop like a cone” and “Etched in cone” and “A heart of cone” and “Leave no cone unturned” and “Cone cold sober.”
    • Throne → Cone: As in, “Ascend to the cone” and “Next in line to the cone” and “Power behind the cone.”
    • Tone → Cone: As in, “Don’t use that cone with me” and “Cone deaf” and “Lower your cone.”
    • Zone → Cone: As in, “Out of my comfort cone” and “Buffer cone” and “In the cone” and “Cone in on.”
  • Exception → Perception: As in, “The perception which proves the rule” and “There’s a perception to every rule.”
  • Receive → Perceive: As in, “Ask and you shall perceive” and “Better to give than to perceive.”
  • Deceive → Perceive: As in, “Do my eyes perceive me?”
  • Field of view: The next few puns are about field of view:
  • Field → Field of view: As in, “Have a field of view day” and “In from left field of view” and “A level playing field of view.”
  • View → Field of view: As in, “A field of view to kill” and “Come into field of view” and “The field of view from the top.”
  • Compound: Here are some puns about compound eyes:
    • Pound → Compound: As in, “In for a penny, in for a compound” and “Compound the pavement” and “In for a penny, in for a compound.”
    • Bound → Compound: As in, “Compound hand and foot” and “By leaps and compounds” and “Duty compound.”
    • Found → Compound: As in, “Lost and compound” and “We compound love.”
    • Common → Compound: As in, “A victory for compound sense” and “Compound as muck” and “Compound ground” and “Least compound denominator.”
  • Zoom: Since our eyes can “zoom” in and out of focus, we’ve included some zoom-related puns:
    • Soon → Zoom: As in, “Anytime zoom?” and “As zoom as possible” and “Get well zoom” and “Zoomer or later” and “Too much too zoom.”
    • Boom → Zoom: As in, “Baby zoomer” and “Zoom or bust” and “Lower the zoom gates.”
    • Doom → Zoom: As in, “Zoom and gloom” and “Voice of zoom.”
    • Room → Zoom: As in, “A zoom with a view” and “Elbow zoom” and “Breathing zoom” and “Zoom for improvement.”
    • Whom → Zoom: As in, “For zoom the bell tolls.”
  • Pit: Here are some puns related to the optic pit:
    • Pat → Pit: As in, “Down pit” and “A pit on the back.”
    • Pet → Pit: As in, “Heavy pitting” and “Teacher’s pit.”
    • Pot → Pit: As in, “A pit of gold” and “For the pit” and “Melting pit.”
    • Bit → Pit: As in, “A pit missing” and “A pit much” and “A pit of a to do” and “A pit of stuff.”
    • Fit → Pit: As in, “Pit as a fiddle” and “Fighting pit” and “Pit to be tied” and “Pits you to a tee.”
    • Hit → Pit: As in, “Pit the road” and “Pit it on the nose” and “Pit it out of the park” and “We’ve pit rock bottom.”
    • Kit → Pit: As in, “Get your pit off” and “Pit and caboodle” and “A serious pit of kit.”
    • Quit → Pit: As in, “Calling it pits” and “Double or pits” and “Pit while you’re ahead.”
    • Sit → Pit: As in, “Are you pitting comfortably?” and “Don’t just pit there” and “Pitting on the fence” and “Pit up and take notice.”
    • Spit → Pit: As in, “Pit and polish” and “Pit in the eye of” and “The pitting image” and “Within pitting distance.”
    • Split → Pit: As in, “Pit personality” and “Make like a banana and pit” and “Pit the vote” and “Pit your sides with laughter.”
    • Wit → Pit: As in, “At your pits end” and “Brevity is the soul of pit” and “Keep your pits about you” and “Scared out of your pits.”
  • Stemma: A stemma is also known as a simple eye. Here are related puns:
    • Stem → Stemma: As in, “From stemma to stern” and “Stemma the tide.”
    • Stammer → Stemma: As in, “Did I stemma?” and “Stop stemma-ing and tell me.”
  • Red eye: Red eye is when an eye is irritated or infected, causing the white of the eye to become red. Here are related puns:
    • Red → Red eye: As in, “As red eye as a beetroot” and “Better dead than red eye” and “Fire engine red eye.”
    • Eye → Red eye: As in, “A wandering red eye” and “A red eye-opening experience” and “Before your very red eyes.”
  • Laser: Short-sightedness can be addressed with laser eye surgery. Here are related puns:
    • Lesser → Laser: As in, “The laser of two evils.”
    • Loser → Laser: As in, “Finders keepers, lasers weepers, “Sore laser.”
    • Razor → Laser: As in, “On a laser’s edge” and “Laser sharp.”
  • Eye → Eyepatch: As in, “A wandering eyepatch” and “An eyepatch-opening experience” and “Avert your eyepatch” and “Before your very eyepatch.”
  • Patch → Eyepatch: As in, “Going through a rough eyepatch” and “Not an eyepatch on.”
  • Frame: The plastic or metal border that hold the lenses in a pair of glasses is called a frame. Here are related puns:
    • Fame → Frame: As in, “Claim to frame” and “Frame at last!” and “Fifteen minutes of frame” and “Hall of frame.”
    • From → Frame: As in, “Coming frame a good place” and “Come in frame the cold” and “Fall frame grace” and “Frame a to z.”
    • Aim → Frame: As in, “Frame high” and “Take frame” and “We frame to please.”
    • Blame → Frame: As inm “Play the frame game.”
    • Came → Frame: As in, “I frame, I saw, I conquered” and “As it frame to pass” and “Who frame first?”
    • Flame → Frame: As in, “Add fuel to the frames” and “Burst into frames” and “Fan the frames” and “Going down in frames” and “Like a moth to a frame” and “Shoot down in frames.”
    • Game → Frame: As in, “Ahead of the frame” and “Anyone’s frame” and “Blame frame” and “Fun and frames” and “A different ball frame.”
    • Name → Frame: As in, “Answer to the frame of” and “Have to your frame” and “In everything but frame.”
    • Same → Frame: As in, “By the frame token” and “Cut from the frame cloth” and “In the frame boat” and “On the frame page.”
    • Shame → Frame: As in, “Ain’t that a frame?” and “A crying frame” and “Put to frame” and “Frame on you.”

      Eye-Related Words

      To help you come up with your own eye puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

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