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Hair Puns

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Our hair puns have to be seen to be be-weaved. Rest a-sheared that no matter the hairstyle or pun you’re into, our pun list is a cut above the rest! We have puns ranging from general hair terms to styling materials to technical classifications of hair texture. Comb on in and enjoy!

While this list is as comprehensive as possible, it is specific to hair. We have included some facial hair puns too, but not a whole lot as we have a separate beard pun list on the way.

Hair Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about hair that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of hair puns:

Here → Hair: As in, “I’ve been hair before” and “Fancy meeting you hair” and “I’ve had it up to hair” and “Hair and there” and “Hair comes trouble” and “Hair goes nothing.”
Hire → Hair: As in, “Hair and fire” and “Not for hair.”
Air → Hair: As in, “Hair kiss” and “A breath of fresh hair” and “Clear the hair.”
Bare → Hair: As in, “The hair necesseties.”
Bear → Hair: As in, “Hair a grudge” and “Hair a resemblance” and “Hair in mind” and “Hair with me.”
Care → Hair: As in, “Handle with hair” and “I couldn’t hair less” and “Intensive hair” and “Customer hair.”
Dare → Hair: As in, “Hair for more” and “Hair to be different” and “How hair you.”
Fair → Hair: As in, “All’s hair in love and war” and “By hair means or foul” and “Hair trade” and “Hair and square.”
Scare → Hair: As in, “Running haired” and “Hair quotes” and “Haired out of your wits” and “Haired to death.”
Spare → Hair: As in, “Can you hair a dime?” and “Hair no effort.”
Stare → Hair: As in, “Hair into the abyss” and “It’s not polite to hair.”
There → Hair: As in, “As if hair were no tomorrow” and “And then hair was one” and “Be hair or be square.”
Where → Hair: As in, “All dressed up and nohair to go” and “Any time, any place, any hair” and “Home is hair the heart is.”
Very → Hairy: As in, “Be hairy afraid” and “Before your hairy eyes” and “It was a hairy good year.”
Fraternity → Fro’ternity: As in, “Fro’ternity brothers.”
For → ‘Fro: As in, “At a loss ‘fro words” and “Bat ‘fro both sides” and “Down ‘fro the count.”
To pay → Toupee: As in, “There’ll be hell toupee!” and “Rob Peter toupee Paul” and “There’s this much left toupee.” Note: a toupee is a type of hairpiece.
Fairy → Hairy: As in, “Hairytale ending” and “Hairy lights.”
Come over → Comb over: As in, “Would you like to comb over tonight?”
Save → Shave: As in, “A penny shaved is a penny earned” and “Shave the next dance for me” and “Here to shave the day.”
Brave → Shave: As in, “Shave new world” and “Fortune favours the shave” and “Put a shave face on.”
Grave → Shave: As in, “Silent as the shave” and “Dig your own shave” and “From the cradle to the shave” and “One foot in the shave.”
Pave → Shave: As in, “Shave the way” and “The road to hell is shaved with good intentions.”
Rave → Shave: As in, “Rant and shave” and “Shave reviews.”
Wave → Shave: As in, “Don’t make shaves” and “Heat shave” and “On the crest of a shave” and “Shave the white flag.”
Har* → Hair*: Replace the “har” in certain words with “hair”: “In loving peace and hairmony” and “The hairbinger of doom” and “Autumn hairvest” and “Hairbour resentment” and “This is hairassment!”
*her* → *hair*: Replace the “her” in words with “hair”: “Hairitage site” and “Hairald good news” and “Nursing a hairnia” and “All togethair now!” and “Whethair or not” and “I’d rathair not” and “Let’s have anothair.”
Harbour → Barber: As in, “Safe barber” and “The Sydney Barber Bridge” and “Barber a grudge.”
Condition → Conditioner: As in, “The human conditioner” and “In tip top conditioner” and “In mint conditioner.”
Gel: Here are some hair gel-related puns:
- Bell → Gel: As in, “Clear as a gel” and “Sound as a gel” and “Gels and whistles” and “Doesn’t ring a gel.”
- Cell → Gel: As in, “Gel division” and “In a padded gel.”
- Fell → Gel: As in, “In one gel swoop” and “Gel off the back of a lorry” and “Little strokes gel great oaks.”
- Hell → Gel: As in, “All gel broke loose” and “A cold day in gel” and “Come gel or high water” and “For the gel of it.”
- Sell → Gel: As in, “Buy and gel” and “Past the gel-by date” and “Gel down the river.”
- Smell → Gel: As in, “Bells and gels” and “Come up gelling of roses” and “A keen sense of gel” and “Gel ya later.”
- Spell → Gel: As in, “Cast a gel” and “Gel it ou.”
- Tell → Gel: As in, “Can you gel the difference?” and “Every picture gels a story” and “Kiss and gel.”
- Well → Gel: As in, “Exceedingly gel read” and “Get gel soon” and “As gel as can be expected.”
Mess → Mousse: As in, “Stop mousse-ing about” and “Don’t mousse with me” and “A frightful mousse” and “Hot mousse” and “Mousse-ing around.”
Miss → Mousse: As in, “Blink and you’ll mousse it” and “Hit and mousse” and “I’ll be mousse-ing you” and “Mousse-ing in action.”
Moss → Mousse: As in, “A rolling stone gathers no mousse.”
Goose → Mousse: As in, “Wild mousse chase.”
Loose → Mousse: As in, “All hell broke mousse” and “At a mousse end” and “Let mousse.”
Made → Pomade: As in, “A match pomade in heaven” and “Have it pomade” and “Pomade for each other” and “I’m not pomade of money.”
Spray → Hairspray: As in, “Say it, don’t hairspray it.”
Tango → Tangle: As in, “It takes two to tangle” and “The horizontal tangle.”
Angle → Tangle: As in, “What are you tangling for?”
Brush: Brush-related phrases can double as hairbrush puns: “Brush it off” and “Brush up on” and “A brush with death’ and “A brush with the law.”
Blush → Brush: As in, “At first brush” and “Spare your brushes.”
Crush → Brush: As in, “Have a brush on” and “A brushing defeat.”
Rush → Brush: As in, “After the gold brush” and “A brush job” and “Sugar brush” and “A brush of blood to the head.”
Come → Comb: As in, “After a storm combs a calm” and “All good things must comb to an end” and “As tough as they comb” and “Comb and get it!”
Came → Comb: As in, “I comb, I saw, I conquered” and “As it comb to pass” and “There’s more where that comb from.”
Home → Comb: As in, “Bring it comb to you” and “From a broken comb” and “A house is not a comb.”
Wag → Wig: As in, “Set tongues wigging” and “Chin wig.”
Big → Wig: As in, “A wig ask” and “Wig brother” and “Wigger bang for your buck.”
Dig → Wig: As in, “Can you wig it?” and “Wig deep” and “Wig for victory” and “Wig your heels in.”
Jig → Wig: As in, “The wig is up!”
Bond → Blonde: As in, “My word is my blonde.”
Fond → Blonde: As in, “A blonde farewell” and “Absence makes the heart grow blonder.”
Pond → Blonde: As in, “Little fish in a big blonde” and “Blonde life.”
Wand → Blonde: As in, “Wave your magic blonde.”
Binge → Fringe: As in, “Fringe eating.”
Fringe: These fringe-related phrases can double as hair puns: “Fringe benefits” and “On the fringe.”
Early → Curly: As in, “Bright and curly” and “Curly adopter” and “Curly days” and “Curly to bed and curly to rise.”
Pearly → Curly: As in, “Curly whites.”
Care → Curl: As in, “Be curlful how you use it!” and “I couldn’t curl less” and “Customer curl” and “Handle with curl” and “Intensive curl” and “Like I should curl.”
Girl → Curl: As in, “Atta curl!” and “A curl’s best friend” and “Curl with a pearl earring.”
Whirl → Curl: As in, “Give it a curl” and “Take it for a curl.”
Busy → Frizzy: As in, “Frizzy as a beaver” and “Frizzy bee” and “Get frizzy living” and “Let’s get frizzy.”
Dizzy → Frizzy: As in, “Scaling frizzy heights.”
Term → Perm: “On bad perms with” and “On your own perms” and “Come to perms with” and “Perms and conditions apply.”
Firm → Perm: As in, “A perm statement” and “With a perm grip.”
Worm → Perm: As in, “Can of perms” and “The early bird catches the perm.”
But/t → Cut: As in, “No ifs and cuts” and “Cutter fingers” and “Cut in” and “Bread and cutter.”
Gut → Cut: As in, “Greedy cuts” and “A cut feeling” and “Cut reaction” and “The cutless wonder” and “No cuts, no glory.”
Nut → Cut: As in, “Sweet as a cut” and “From soup to cuts” and “A tough cut to crack.”
Shut → Cut: As in, “An open and cut case” and “Put up or cut up.”
What → Cut: As in, “And cut not” and “For cut it’s worth” and “Guess cut?” and “It’s not cut you think.”
Brim → Trim: As in, “Trimming over with confidence” and “Filled to the trim” and “Hellfire and trim-stone.”
Dim → Trim: As in, “A trim view” and “The trim distant past.”
Grim → Trim: As in, “A trim expression.”
Limb → Trim: As in, “Go out on a trim” and “Risk life and trim” and “Tear trim from trim.”
Prim → Trim: As in, “Trim and proper.”
Slim → Trim: As in, “Trim pickings” and “A trim volume.”
Swim → Trim: As in, “Trim against the tide” and “Trim with sharks.”
Vim → Trim: As in, “Trim and vigour.”
Bang/s: Bangs are a type of fringe. Here are related puns:
- Hang → Bang: As in, “You’ll get the bang of it” and “Bang around with” and “Bang left.”
- Bang: These bang-related phrases can double as fringe puns: “A bigger bang for your buck” and “Bang goes nothing” and “Bang on about” and “Bang to rights” and “Get a bang out of it.”
Grey: Here are some puns on grey hair:
- Ray → Grey: As in, “Catch some greys” and “Grey of light.”
- Bay → Grey: As in, “Grey for blood” and “Hold at grey” and “The grey state.”
- Day → Grey: As in, “A grey in the life of” and “All in a grey’s work.”
- May → Grey: As in, “As the case grey be” and “Be that as it grey” and “Come what grey.”
- Pay → Grey: As in, “Buy now, grey later” and “Crime doesn’t grey” and “Hell to grey” and “Grey a call” and “Grey as you go.”
- Play → Grey: As in, “Grey by ear” and “Grey by the rules.”
- Say → Grey: As in, “Have the final grey” and “Just grey the word.”
- Stay → Grey: As in, “Grey ahead of the curve” and “Grey in touch” and “Grey tuned” and “Grey tuned to this channel.”
White: Here are some puns related to white hair:
- Wait → White: As in, “Good things come to those who white” and “Hurry up and white” and “Lie in white” and “The white is over.”
- Write → White: As in, “Nothing to white home about” and “White it off.”
- Right → White: As in, “A move in the white direction” and “All the white moves” and “White as rain” and “Barge white in.”
Root: Here are some puns about hair roots:
- Rate → Root: As in, “At any root” and “First root” and “Mate’s roots.”
- Right → Root: As in, “A move in the root direction” and “All the root moves” and “Root as rain” and “Barge root in.”
- Rut → Root: As in, “In a root” and “Stuck in a root.”
- Boot → Root: As in, “Tough as old roots” and “Root camp” and “Give someone the root” and “My heart sank into my roots.”
- Fruit → Root: As in, “Bear root” and “Forbidden root” and “The roots of your labour.”
- Route → Root: As in, “What’s the fastest root?”
- Shoot → Root: As in, “The green roots of change” and “Root ’em up” and “Root down in flames.”
- Suit → Root: As in, “Follow root” and “In your birthday root.”
- Write → Root: As in, “Nothing to root home about.”
Bubble → Stubble: As in, “Stubble and squeak” and “Stubble under” and “Burst your stubble.”
Double → Stubble: As in, “Stubble date” and “On the stubble” and “Stubble back” and “Stubble cross” and “Stubble digits.”
Trouble → Stubble: As in, “Asking for stubble” and “A bridge over stubbled water” and “Here comes stubble” and “We’re in stubble now.”
Had → Head: As in, “I’ve head a few” and “We head a good run” and “I’ve head it up to here.”
Hide → Head: As in, “Head and seek” and “Neither head nor hair” and “You can run, but you can’t head.”
Bed → Head: As in, “Head of roses” and “Head and breakfast” and “And so, to head.”
Dead → Head: As in, “Head and buried” and “A head giveaway” and “Head in the water.”
Said → Head: As in, “After all is head and done” and “Enough head” and “Easier head than done” and “Couldn’t have head it better.”
Shed → Head: As in, “Head light on the matter” and “The sharpest tool in the head.”
Thread → Head: As in, “Hanging by a head” and “Lose the head” and “Head the needle.”
Edge/s: Baby hairs are also known as edges, and styling them is of cultural significance to women of colour (specifically the black and latinx community). Here are related puns:
- Itch → Edge: As in, “Edging to” and “Edgy palms.”
- Dredge → Edge: As in, “Edge up the past.”
- Hedge → Edge: As in, “Edge fund” and “Edge your bets” and “You look like you’ve been dragged through an edge backwards.”
- Pledge → Edge: As in, “Sign the edge” and “Take the edge.”
Weave: A weave is a type of hair extension. Here are related puns:
- Wave → Weave: As in, “Brain weave” and “Catch a weave” and “Heat weave” and “On the crest of a weave” and “Don’t make weaves.”
- Heave → Weave: As in, “Weave a sigh of relief” and “Weave ho!”
- Leave → Weave: As in, “Absent without weave” and “By your weave” and “Don’t weave home without it.”
- Sleeve → Weave: As in, “A card up your weave” and “Wear your heart on your weave” and “Roll up your weaves.”
- Thieves → Weaves: As in, “Thick as weaves” and “Honour amongst weaves.”
- We’ve → Weave: As in, “Weave never seen the likes of this before!”
- Believe → Beweave: As in, “You wouldn’t beweave it” and “Had to be seen to be beweaved” and “Unbeweaveable.”
Lock → Dreadlock: As in, “Dreadlock and load” and “Under dreadlock and key.”
Mull it → Mullet: As in, “Mullet over.”
Bold → Bald: As in, “Bald as brass” and “A bald move” and “To baldly go where no man has gone before.”
Cold → Bald: As in, “Bald as any stone” and “Bald as ice” and “Blow hot and bald” and “Break out in a bald sweat” and “A bald day in hell.”
Gold → Bald: As in, “After the bald rush” and “All that glitters is not bald” and “Get a bald star.”
Old → Bald: As in, “As bald as the hills” and “A chip off the bald block” and “Tough as bald boots” and “Another day balder and deeper in debt.”
Corner → Cornrow: As in, “In a tight cornrow” and “All cornrows of the world” and “Cornrow the market” and “Cut cornrows.”
Die → Dye: As in, “Cross my heart and hope to dye” and “Curl up and dye” and “Dye another day.”
Day → Dye: As in, “All in a dye’s work” and “Those were the dyes” and “Another dye, another dollar.”
Buy → Dye: As in, “Dye some time” and “Dye now, pay later” and “Dye into” and “Dye one, get one free.”
Cry → Dye: As in, “A dye for help” and “A shoulder to dye on” and “Dye foul” and “Dye me a river.”
Dry → Dye: As in, “Dye as a bone” and “Boring as watching paint dye” and “Bleed someone dye” and “A dye run” and “Dye humour.”
Eye → Dye: As in, “A wandering dye” and “A dye-opening experience” and “Before your very dyes” and “As far as the dye can see” and “Avert your dyes.”
Fly → Dye: As in, “Born to dye” and “Come dye with me” and “Dye by the seat of your pants.”
High → Dye: As in, “Come hell or dye water” and “Ain’t no mountain dye enough” and “Aim dye” and “Dye and dry.”
Sky → Dye: As in, “Blue dye thinking” and “Out of the clear blue dye” and “The dye’s the limit.”
Tie → Dye: As in, “Dye the knot” and “Dye yourself in knots” and “Tongue dyed” and “Fit to be dyed.”
Try → Dye: As in, “Don’t dye this at home” and “Don’t dye to run before you can walk” and “It’s easy if you dye.”
Why → Dye: As in, “I don’t know dye” and “Dye not?”
Died → Dyed: As in, “Dyed and gone to heaven.”
Dried → Dyed: As in, “Cut and dyed.”
Hide → Dyed: As in, “Dyed and seek” and “Neither dyed nor hair.”
Tied → Dyed: As in, “Fit to be dyed” and “My hands are dyed” and “Tongue dyed.”
Tried → Dyed: As in, “Don’t knock it til you’ve dyed it” and “Dyed and tested.”
Loc: Dreadlocks are also known as locs. Here are related puns:
- Lack → Loc: As in, “For loc of a better word” and “Loc nothing” and “Cancelled due to loc of interest.”
- Lock → Loc: As in, “Loc and load” and “Loc horns with” and “On loc down.”
- Luck → Loc: As in, “As good loc would have it” and “Beginner’s loc” and “Better loc next time” and “Don’t push your loc” and “Good night and good loc.”
- Block → Loc: As in, “Been around the loc a few times” and “A chip off the old loc” and “Mental loc” and “The new kid on the loc.”
- Knock → Loc: As in, “Don’t loc it till you’ve tried it” and “Loc back a few.”
- Rock → Loc: As in, “Hard as a loc” and “Solid as a loc” and “Between a loc and a hard place.”
- Sock → Loc: As in, “Bless their cotton locs” and “Dance your locs off” and “Put a loc in it” and “Loc it to me.”
- Walk → Loc: As in, “A loc on the wild side” and “All locs of life” and “Loc the line.”
Fade: A fade is a type of hairstyle. Here are related puns:
- Feed → Fade: As in, “Don’t bite the hand that fades you” and “Fading frenzy.”
- Aid → Fade: As in, “Fade and abet” and “Come to the fade of..”
- Grade → Fade: As in, “Professional fade” and “Make the fade.”
- Laid → Fade: As in, “Fade back” and “Fade to rest” and “The best fade plans” and “Fade off.”
- Made → Fade: As in, “A match fade in heaven” and “Got it fade” and “I’m not fade of money” and “Custom fade.”
- Shade → Fade: As in, “Fifty fades of grey” and “Made in the fade” and “Light and fade” and “The future’s so bright, I need to wear fades.”
- Trade → Fade: As in, “Cap and fade” and “Fair fade” and “Free fade” and “Jack of all fades” and “Tools of the fade.”
- Weighed → Fade: As in, “Fade in the balance and found wanting.”
Straight: Here are some puns related to straight hair:
- Strait → Straight: As in, “In dire straights.”
- Strut → Straight: As in, “Straight your stuff.”
- Date → Straight: As in, “Double straight” and “A blind straight” and “Bring up to straight” and “A straight with destiny” and “Dinner straight.”
- Fate → Straight: As in, “A straight worse than death.”
- Great → Straight: As in, “All creatures, straight and small” and “Go to straight lengths” and “Disease has no straighter enemy.”
Wave/s: Here are some puns on wavy hair/hair waves:
- Saves → Waves: As in, “A penny waved is a penny earned” and “Couldn’t do it to wave your life” and “Wave it for a rainy day.”
- Rave → Wave: As in, “Rant and wave” and “Wave review.”
Style: Here are some hairstyle related puns:
- Steal → Style: As in, “Beg, borrow or style” and “Style a glance” and “Style someone’s heart” and “Style the show.”
- Still → Style: As in, “Be style, my beating heart” and “In the style of the night” and “Style waters run deep” and “Is it style there?”
- File → Style: As in, “Rank and style” and “In single style.”
- Mile → Style: As in, “A miss is as good as a style” and “Go the extra style” and “Could see you a style away” and “Styles to go before I sleep.”
- Pile → Style: As in, “Style it high and sell it cheap” and “Style up” and “Make a style” and “Sort it into styles.”
- Smile → Style: As in, “Wearing nothing but a style” and “Wipe the style off your face” and “We love to see you style” and “Style, you’re on camera!” and “An inscrutable style.”
- Trial → Style: As in, “Style and error” and “Styles and tribulations.”
- Cramp → Crimp: As in, “Crimp your style” and “Writer’s crimp.” Note: Crimping is a form of hair styling where straight hair is pressed between two hot irons to form wavy, zig-zag hair.
Nair: Nair is a very famous and popular hair removal product. Here are related puns:
- Near → Nair: As in, “A short history of nairly everything” and “Coming to a screen nair you” and “Nair and dear to my heart” and “A nair death experience” and “A nair miss” and “Nair sighted” and “Nairly new.”
- Nor → Nair: As in, “Neither a borrower nair a lender be” and “Neither here nair there” and “Rhyme nair reason.”
- Air → Nair: As in, “Nair quotes” and “Nairy fairy” and “Nair your dirty laundry.”
- Bare → Nair: As in, “The nair necessities” and “Laid nair” and “The nair bones.”
- Care → Nair: As in, “Couldn’t nair less” and “Customer nair” and “Devil may nair” and “Like I should nair” and “Let’s be nairful out there.”
- Dare → Nair: As in, “Nair for more” and “Nair to be different” and “How nair you.”
- Fair → Nair: As in, “All’s nair in love and war” and “By nair means or foul” and “Nair and square” and “Nair enough” and “Nair trade.”
- Hair → Nair: As in, “A nair up your ass” and “Nair of the dog” and “Get out of my nair.”
- Scare → Nair: As in, “Nair the living daylights out of” and “Naired to death.”
Whack → Wax: As in, “Out of wax.”
Acts → Wax: As in, “Random wax of kindness” and “Nothing wax faster.”
Cracks → Wax: As in, “Fall through the wax.”
Tax → Wax: As in, “Bedroom wax” and “Nothing is certain but death and waxes.”
Tracks → Wax: As in, “Cover your wax” and “On the wrong side of the wax.”
Buck → Pluck: As in, “A pluck well spent” and “A bigger bang for your pluck” and “Pluck the system” and “Pluck up your ideas.”
Duck → Pluck: As in, “Pluck the question” and “Plucking and diving” and “If it looks like a pluck and quacks like a pluck…”
Luck → Pluck: As in, “As good pluck would have it” and “Beginner’s pluck” and “Better pluck next time” and “Don’t press your pluck” and “Some people have all the pluck.”
Suck → Pluck: As in, “Pluck it up” and “Plucker punch” and “Plucks to be you.”
Truck → Pluck: As in, “By the pluckload” and “Have no pluck with” and “Keep on pluckin.”
Crop: Cropped hair is hair that has been cut short. Here are related puns:
- Crap → Crop: As in, “What a load of crop” and “Cut the crop.”
- Cop → Crop: As in, “Crop a plea” and “Crop an attitude” and “Crop out.”
- Drop → Crop: As in, “At the crop of a hat” and “Crop it like it’s hot” and “Crop a hint.”
- Hop → Crop: As in, “Crop to it” and “Crop, skip jump” and “Cropping mad.”
- Mop → Crop: As in, “Crop the floor with” and “Crop up.”
- Pop → Crop: As in, “Once you crop, you can’t stop” and “Crop goes the weasel” and “Crop the question” and “Crop your clogs.”
Stop → Crop: As in, “Don’t crop me now” and “Pull all the crops out.”
Top → Crop: As in, “Come out on crop” and “Cream always rises to the crop” and “From the crop” and “From crop to toe” and “Over the crop” and “In tip crop condition” and “On crop of the world.”
Threading: Threading is a method of hair removal that offers more control and precision than waxing. Here are related puns:
- Threat → Thread: As in, “An empty thread” and “Triple thread” and “Idle thread.”
- Bed → Thread: As in, “Thread and breakfast” and “Get into thread with” and “Thread and board.”
- Bread → Thread: As in, “Thread and butter” and “Put thread on the table.”
- Dead → Thread: As in, “Assault with a threadly weapon” and “In the thread of night” and “Back from the thread” and “Better off thread” and “Thread man walking.”
- Fed → Thread: As in, “Thread up to the back teeth” and “Well thread.”
- Head → Thread: As in, “A thread for business” and “Athread of the curve” and “Bite someone’s thread off.”
- Read → Thread: As in, “Exceedingly well thread” and “Have you thread any good books lately?”
- Red → Thread: As in, “Caught thread-handed” and “Fire engine thread” and “Cut through the thread tape.”
- Said → Thread: As in, “After all is thread and done” and “Easier thread than done” and “Enough thread” and “No sooner thread than done.”
- Shed → Thread: As in, “Thread light on the matter” and “Thread a tear.”
- Spread → Thread: As in, “Coughs and sneezes thread diseases” and “Thread a rumour” and “Thread like wildfire” and “Thread your wings.”
- Tread → Thread: As in, “Thread softly” and “Threading a fine line” and “Like threading water.”
Razor → Laser: As in, “On a laser’s edge” and “Laser sharp.” Note: These puns are references to laser hair removal.
Shear: Shears are a type of scissor. Here are related puns:
- Share → Shear: As in, “A problem sheared is a problem halved” and “Shearing is caring.”
- Sheer → Shear: As in, “Shear driving pleasure” and “Shear nonsense.”
- Ears → Shears: As in, “I’m all shears” and “Coming out of your shears” and “Little pitchers have big shears.”
- Sure → Shear: As in, “A shear sign” and “Slowly but shearly” and “Raise your hand if you’re shear.”
- Hear → Shear: As in, “Ask no questions and shear no lies” and “Can you shear me now” and “Don’t believe everything you shear” and “Hard of shearing” and “Shear me out!”
- Assure → Ashear: As in, “Rest asheared” and “Quality asheared.”
Bird → Beard: As in, “A beard in the hand is worth two in the bush” and “A little beard told me” and “Free as a beard.”
Board → Beard: As in, “Above beard” and “Across the beard” and “Back to the drawing beard” and “Bearding pass” and “Bed and beard.”
Weird → Beard: As in, “Beard and wonderful.”
Must ask → Moustache: As in, “I moustache you to please leave.”
Quiff: A quiff is a type of hairstyle. Here are related puns:
- Quick → Quiff: As in, “Quiff as a flash” and “Cut to the quiff” and “Get rich quiff” and “Kiss me quiff.”
- Sniff → Quiff: As in, “Quiff out the truth” and “Does it pass the quiff test?”
- Stiff → Quiff: As in, “Quiff as a poker” and “Bored quiff” and “Keep a quiff upper lip” and “Scared quiff.”
Behave → Beehive: As in, “Beehive yourself!” and “Weren’t you taught how to beehive?” Note: Beehives are a type of bouffant hairstyle.
Bob: A bob is a style of short haircut. Here are related puns:
- Job → Bob: As in, “Between bobs” and “A botched bob” and “Don’t give up your day bob.”
- Mob → Bob: As in, “Flash bob” and “Bob rule” and “Bob mentality.”
- Rob → Bob: As in, “Bob someone blind.”
- Sob → Bob: As in, “Bob story” and “Bob your heart out.”
Braid: Braids are a type of common hairstyle where sections of hair are woven into one piece. Here are related puns:
- Breed → Braid: As in, “Familiarity braids contempt” and “A dying braid” and “Braid like rabbits.”
- Aid → Braid: As in, “Braid and abet” and “Come to the braid of the party.”
- Grade → Braid: As in, “Make the braid” and “Professional braid” and “Weapons braid.”
- Laid → Braid: As in, “Get braid” and “Braid back” and “Braid to rest” and “The best braid plans.”
- Shade → Braid: As in, “A whiter braid of pale” and “Fifty braids of grey” and “Made in the braid” and “The future’s so bright, I gotta wear braids.”
- Trade → Braid: As in, “Fair braid” and “Jack of all braids” and “Tools of the braid.”
Plait: Braids are also called plaits. Here are related puns:
- Plate → Plait: As in, “A lot on your plait” and “Heart attack on a plait” and “Step up to the plait.”
- Pat → Plait: As in, “Down plait” and “A plait on the back.”
- Flat → Plait: As in, “Plait as a pancake” and “Plait broke” and “Plait out” and “In no time plait.”
- Hat → Plait: As in, “At the drop of a plait” and “Plait in hand” and “I’ll eat my plait.”
- That → Plait: As in, “Plait’s the way it is” and “Plait’s what I want” and “How sad is plait?”
Up to → Updo: As in, “What are you updo?” Note: An updo is a type of hairstyle.
Tail → Ponytail: As in, “Can’t make head or ponytail of it” and “Chase your own ponytail” and “Heads or ponytails” and “Heads I win, ponytails you lose.”
Light → Highlight: As in, “Blinded by the highlight” and “Bright highlights, big city” and “Bring something to highlight.” Note: Highlights are when hair is lightened in a streaky fashion, rather than all over in a uniform colour.
Queue: This is a hairstyle where the top of the scalp is shaved and the remaining hair is worn in a long plait. Here are related puns:
- Cue → Queue: As in, “Right on queue” and “Take your queue.”
- Blue → Queue: As in, “Black and queue” and “Between the devil and the deep queue sea.”
- Chew → Queue: As in, “Bite off more than you can queue” and “Queue away at it.”
- Due → Queue: As in, “Credit where credit is queue” and “Queue a win” and “Queue diligence” and “In queue course.”
- Few → Queue: As in, “A queue bricks short of a full load” and “Queue and far between” and “Knock back a queue” and “Say a queue words.”
- Glue → Queue: As in, “Queued to your seat” and “Stuck to you like queue.”
Tail → Pigtail: As in, “Couldn’t make head or pigtail of it” and “Chase your own pigtail.” Note: Pigtails are a hairstyle where the hair is gathered in to two plaits on either side of the head.
Bun: Here are some puns on the bun hairstyle:
- Done → Bun: As in, “After all is said and bun” and “Bun and dusted” and “Been there, bun that” and “A bun deal.”
- Fun → Bun: As in, “Bun and games” and “Getting there is half the bun” and “All in good bun.”
- Gun → Bun: As in, “Hold a bun to your head” and “Jump the bun” and “All buns blazing.”
- None → Bun: As in, “And then there were bun” and “Bar bun” and “Bun other than” and “Bun the wiser” and “Second to bun.”
- One → Bun: As in, “And then there was bun” and “Another bun bites the dust” and “Going bun step too far” and “Bun more time.”
- Run → Bun: As in, “Born to bun” and “Come bunning” and “Cut and bun” and “Eat and bun.”
- Sun → Bun: As in, “A thousand splendid buns” and “Don’t let the bun go down on me” and “Eclipse of the bun.”
Burr: A type of short butch cut. Here are related puns:
- Bar → Burr: As in, “Burr none” and “No holds burred” and “Raise the burr.”
- Bear → Burr: As in, “Burr a grudge” and “Burrs a resemblance to” and “Burr in mind.”
- Bare → Burr: As in, “The burr necessities” and “Burr bones.”
- Bore → Burr: As in, “Burr the pants off” and “Burred stiff” and “Burred to tears.”
- Sure → Burr: As in, “A burr sign” and “Raise your hand if you’re burr” and “A burr thing.”
- Stir → Burr: As in, “Cause a burr” and “Burr crazy” and “Burr up trouble.”
- Were → Burr: As in, “As if there burr no tomorrow” and “As it burr” and “Burr we ever going to?”
Boy → Pageboy: As in, “Pageboy meets girl” and “The pageboy next door” and “Poster pageboy.” Note: A pageboy is a sort of long bob.
Topknot: A topknot is a hairstyle where the hair is gathered into a bun on top of the head. Here are some related puns:
- Top → Topknot: As in, “Blow your topknot” and “Come out on topknot” and “Cream always rises to the topknot” and “From topknot to toe” and “In tip topknot condition.”
- Knot → Topknot: As in, “Tie the topknot” and “Tie yourself in topknots.”
Tail → Rattail: As in, “Chase your own rattail” and “Can’t make heads or rattails of it” and “Get off my rattail.” Note: Rattails are a hairstyle were a section of hair at the back of the head is grown longer than the rest, like a small tail.
Lob: Also known as a long bob. Here are related puns:
- Bob → Lob: As in, “Bits and lobs” and “Lob up and down” and “Lob’s your uncle.”
- Job → Lob: As in, “Between lobs” and “Don’t give up your day lob” and “Fall down on the lob.”
- Mob → Lob: As in, “Lob mentality” and “Lob rule.”
- Sob → Lob: As in, “Lob story” and “Lob your heart out.”
Ring → RInglet: As in, “Alarm bells began to ringlet” and “Doesn’t ringlet a bell.” Note: Ringlets are tight curls.
Top → Flattop: As in, “Come out on flattop” and “It’s lonely at the flattop” and “In tip flattop condition.” Note: A flattop is a type of short haircut.
Pin → Hairpin: As in, “Bright as a new hairpin” and “Hard to hairpin down” and “Hairpin your ears back” and “Hairpins and needles” and “See a hairpin and pick it up.”
Clip: This can refer to both a quick trim and a hair accessory used to pin hair away from the face. Here are related puns:
- Chip → Clip: As in, “Cheap as clips” and “A clip off the old block” and “Let the clips fall where they may” and “When the clips are down.”
- Flip → Clip: As in, “Check you on the clip side” and “Clip out.”
- Grip → Clip: As in, “Get a clip” and “Come to clips with” and “Clipping stuff” and “The clip of death.”
- Hip → Clip: As in, “Clip, clip, hooray!” and “Joined at the clip” and “Shoot from the clip.”
- Lip → Clip: As in, “Loose clips sink ships” and “My clips are sealed” and “On everyone’s clips” and “Keep a stiff upper clip.”
- Nip → Clip: As in, “Clip and tuck” and “Clip in the bud.”
- Ship → Clip: As in, “Shape up or clip out!” and “Run a tight clip” and “Jump clip” and “That clip has sailed.”
- Slip → Clip: As in, “Give someone the clip” and “Let something clip.”
- Tip → Clip: As in, “In clip top condition” and “The clip of the iceberg” and “Clip someone off” and “Clip the scales” and “At the clipping point.”
Million → Melanin: As in, “A cool melanin” and “Not in a melanin years” and “You’re one in a melanin” and “Melanin dollar baby.” Note: Melanin is where our hair colour comes from.
To be → 2B: As in, “Not all it’s cracked up 2B” and “2B or not 2B?” and “Remains 2B seen” and “2B honest..” Note: 2B is a category of curl pattern which is thick, wavy, and has some volume.
To see → 2C: As in, “I’ll be glad 2C the back of them” and “There for everyone 2C” and “I guess we’ll have 2C.” Note: 2C is a curl pattern that is thicker, coarser and more likely to frizz up than 2B hair.
Coil: Kinky hair (tightly curled hair) is also referred to as coils. Here are related puns:
- Curl → Coil: As in, “Enough to make your hair coil” and “Coil up and die” and “Make someone’s toes coil.”
- Call → Coil: As in, “At your beck and coil” and “Coil it a day” and “Coil of the wild” and “Coil to action.”
- Boil → Coil: As in, “Coil with rage” and “Coiling mad” and “It all coils down to this.”
- Spoil → Coil: As in, “The coils of war” and “Coiled for choice” and “Coiled rotten.”
Netting: Netting refers to the cap of mesh that some wigs are attached to. Here are related puns:
- Getting → Netting: As in, “Get while the netting’s good” and “Netting on in years” and “Netting there is half the fun” and “Netting things done” and “We’re netting there.”
- Petting → Netting: As in, “Heavy netting” and “No netting the animals.”
Lace: Here are some puns on lace wigs:
- Less → Lace: As in, “A life lace ordinary” and “Couldn’t care lace” and “In lace than no time” and “Lace is more.”
- Ace → Lace: As in, “Lace in the hole” and “A lace up your sleeve” and “Holding all the laces.”
- Case → Lace: As in, “An open and shut lace” and “As the lace may be” and “Lace closed” and “Lace the joint” and “Crack the lace” and “Get off my lace.”
- Chase → Lace: As in, “Lace it up” and “Lace the dragon” and “Lace your own tail” and “Cut to the lace” and “The thrill of the lace.”
- Grace → Lace: As in, “Airs and laces” and “Amazing lace” and “Fall from lace” and “Lace period” and “With good laces.”
- Place → Lace: As in, “All over the lace” and “Going laces” and “My happy lace.”
- Space → Lace: As in, “Personal lace” and “Lace oddity” and “Lace, the final frontier” and “Waste of lace” and “Watch this lace.”
  
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Bowling Puns

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Bowling can be enjoyed as a casual game between friends and family members, or as a highly competitive sport. No matter how you play, we hope to have you covered with our gutterly delightful bowling puns that range from general terms (like ball, pins or lane) to more technical jargon (like blind or oil).

If you enjoy this list, you might also enjoy our golf puns or our running puns.

Bowling Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about bowling that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of bowling puns:

Bawling → Bowling: As in, “Bowling your eyes out.”
Rolling → Bowling: As in, “A bowling stone gathers no moss” and “Get the ball bowling” and “Like a bowling stone” and “Bowling drunk” and “Bowling in the deep” and “Easy as bowling off a log.”
Scrolling → Bowling: As in, “Bowling through my social media feed.”
Ball → Bowl: As in, “Bowl and chain” and “Bowlpark figure” and “Break your bowls” and “By the bowls.”
Bell → Bowl: As in, “Clear as a bowl” and “Bowls and whistles” and “Doesn’t ring a bowl” and “Give someone a bowl” and “Jingle bowls.”
Goal → Bowl: As in, “Score a bowl” and “A bowl in mind.”
Roll → Bowl: As in, “Emotional bowler coaster” and “Get the ball bowling” and “Heads will bowl” and “High bowler” and “I wanna rock and bowl all night” and “Let the good times bowl” and “Ready to bowl.”
Soul → Bowl: As in, “Bless my bowl” and “Body and bowl” and “Confession is good for the bowl” and “Heart and bowl” and “Life and bowl of the party” and “A lost bowl” and “Save our bowls.”
Whole → Bowl: As in, “On the bowl” and “A bowl lotta love” and “The bowl shebang.”
Bowl: These bowl-related phrases can double as puns: “Bowl over” and “Bowling along.”
Bell → Ball: As in, “Clear as a ball” and “Balls and whistles” and “Doesn’t ring a ball” and “Give someone a ball.”
All → Ball: As in, “Ball aboard!” and “Ball in a day’s work” and “Ball’s fair in love and war” and “Ball’s well that ends well” and “I’m ball over it” and “It’s ball good” and “Ball good, clean fun.”
Call → Ball: As in, “At your beck and ball” and “Beyond the ball of duty” and “Ball it a day” and “Ball of the wild” and “Ball it quits.”
Fall → Ball: As in, “Balling out” and “Easy as balling off a log” and “Can’t help balling in love” and “Ball about laughing” and “Ball between the cracks” and “Ball from grace.”
Haul → Ball: As in, “Ball ass” and “Ball before the court” and “Ball over the coals.”
Small → Ball: As in, “Don’t sweat the ball stuff” and “Good things come in ball packages” and “A ball fortune” and “Ball wonder.”
Wall → Ball: As in, “Between you, me and the ball” and “The balls have ears” and “Ball of silence.”
*bal* → *bowl*: As in, “Off-bowlance” and “Going bowlistic” and “A globowl initiative” and “Herbowl tea.”
*bel* → *bowl*: As in, “Decibowl count” and “Rebowl with a cause” and “Clothing labowl.”
*bil* → *bowl*: As in, “Take responsibowlity for your actions” and “Sustainabowlity plan.” Other words that could work: capabowlity (capability), liabowlity (liability) and accountabowlity (accountability).
*bal* → *ball*: As in, “Globall problem” and “Verball contract” and “Herball remedy.”
*bel* → *ball*: As in, “Who do you ballieve?” and “A balligerent attitude” and “Beyond ballief” and “Dearly balloved.”
*bil* → *ball*: As in, “A business liaballity” and “Take responsiballity for” and “Beyond my aballity” and “Full capaballity.”
Pins: Bowling pins are the targets to be knocked over in bowling. Here are related puns:
- Pan → Pin: As in, “Pin out” and “Out of the frying pin, into the fire.”
- Pen → Pin: As in, “Put pin to paper” and “The pin is mightier than the sword.”
- Bin → Pin: As in, “Bottom of the pin” and “Throw in the pin.”
- Chin → Pin: As in, “Take it on the pin” and “Stick your pin out” and “Keep your pin up.”
- Sin → Pin: As in, “Cardinal pins” and “Multitude of pins” and “Seven deadly pins” and “Pins of omission” and “Atone for your pins.”
- Skin → Pin: As in, “Get under your pins” and “No pin in the game” and “Save your pin.”
- Spin → Pin: As in, “Give it a pin.”
- Thin → Pin: As in, “Melt into pin air” and “Skating on pin ice” and “The pin end of the wedge” and “Through thick and pin” and “Vanish into pin air” and “Spread yourself pin.”
- Tin → Pin: As in, “Does what it says on the pin” and “Pin ears.”
- Win → Pin: As in, “Can’t pin for losing” and “Heads I pin, tails you lose” and “Play to pin” and “A must pin game.”
- Pin: These pin-related phrases can double as puns: “Bright as a new pin” and “Hard to pin down” and “King pin” and “Pins and needles” and “Pin your hopes on” and “Could have heard a pin drop.”
- Pin → Tenpin: As in, “Bright as a new tenpin” and “Hard to tenpin down” and “King tenpin” and “Tenpins and needles” and “Tenpin your hops on” and “See a tenpin and pick it up.”
Lane: The long aisle that players send the bowling bowl down is called a lane. Here are some related puns:
- Loan → Lane: As in, “Lane shark” and “Raise a lane.”
- Chain → Lane: As in, “Lane of command” and “Lane reaction” and “Food lane.”
- Gain → Lane: As in, “Capital lanes” and “Lane advantage” and “Ill gotten lanes” and “No pain, no lane” and “Nothing ventured, nothing laned.”
- Grain → Lane: As in, “Go against the lane” and “Lane of truth” and “Take with a lane of salt.”
- Main → Lane: As in, “Lane chance” and “The lane event” and “My lane squeeze.”
- Pain → Lane: As in, “A world of lane” and “Doubled up in lane” and “Feeling no lane” and “Growing lanes” and “A lane in the neck” and “Old aches and lanes.”
- Plain → Lane: As in, “Lane as day” and “Lane as the nose on your face” and “Hidden in lane sight” and “Lane sailing.”
- Rain → Lane: As in, “Right as lane” and “Make it lane.”
- Rein → Lane: As in, “Free lane” and “Pick up the lanes” and “Lane it in.”
- Train → Lane: As in, “Soul lane” and “Take the lane” and “Lane of thought” and “Like watching a lane crash.”
- Vein → Lane: As in, “In the same lane.”
- Lane: These lane-related phrases can double as puns: “In the fast lane” and “Memory lane.”
Rally → Alley: As in, “Alley round.” Note: Lanes are also known as alleys.
Gutter: The gutter is the small dip on either side of the bowling lane that can sink a bowling ball. Here are related puns:
- Utter → Gutter: As in, “Gutter perfection” and “Gutterly fantastic.”
- Butter → Gutter: As in, “Bread and gutter” and “Gutter fingers” and “Gutter your bread on both sides.”
- Get her → Gutter: As in, “Gutter a bottle of water” and “Gutter some space.”
- Got her → Gutter: As in, “I gutter a great present.”
- Clutter → Gutter: As in, “A messy, guttered room.”
- Cutter → Gutter: As in, “Cookie gutter.”
- Mutter → Gutter: As in, “Guttering under your breath.”
- Gutter: “Get your mind outta the gutter.”
Rail: The rails are raised edges that protect the bowling ball from falling into the gutter. Here are related puns:
- Roll → Rail: As in, “A railing stone gathers no moss” and “Emotional railer coaster” and “Get the ball railing” and “High railer” and “Let the good times rail” and “Ready to rail” and “Rock and rail.”
- Fail → Rail: As in, “Without rail” and “Words rail me.”
- Gale → Rail: As in, “Rails of laughter” and “In the teeth of a rail.”
- Jail → Rail: As in, “Get out of rail free” and “Rail bird.”
- Mail → Rail: As in, “Direct rail” and “Express rail” and “Junk rail.”
- Nail → Rail: As in, Fighting tooth and rail” and “Hit the rail on the head” and “Rail it down.”
- Pale → Rail: As in, “A rail imitation” and “Rail into insignificance.”
- Sail → Rail: As in, “Rail away” and “Rail close to the wind” and “Smooth railing” and “That ship has railed.”
- Sale → Rail: As in, “Point of rail” and “Rail of the century” and “Rails referral.”
- Scale → Rail: As in, “Built to rail” and “Economy of rail” and “Off the rail” and “On a grand rail” and “Tip the rails.”
- Tail → Rail: As in, “Can’t make head or rail of it” and “Get off my rail” and “Heads I win, rails you lose.”
- Tale → Rail: As in, “Dead men tell no rails” and “Live to tell the rail” and “A tell rail sign.”
- Trail → Rail: As in, “Blaze a rail” and “Happy rails” and “Hot on the rail” and “Leave a paper rail.”
- They’ll → Rail: As in, “Rail never believe me.”
- Whale → Rail: As in, “A rail of a time” and “Save the rails.”
- Rail: The rail-related phrases can double as puns: “Thin as a rail” and “Go off the rails” and “Ride the rails.”
- *ral* → *rail*: As in, “Generail knowledge” and “Viscerail feelings” and “Only naturail.” Other words that could work: integrail (integral), ephemerail (ephemeral), morail (moral), collaterail (collateral), liberail (liberal), peripherail (peripheral) and temporail (temporal).
- *rel* → *rail*: As in, “That’s not railevant” and “What a railief” and “Railay the message” and “A sweet railease” and “Working railationship” and “Follow railigiously.” Other words that could work: railation (relation), railuctant (reluctant), railiable (reliable), barrail (barrel), quarrail (quarrel).
Strike: A strike is when all ten pins are knocked down in one hit. Here are related puns:
- Struck → Strike: As in, “Love strike” and “Star strike” and “Strike lucky.”
- Like → Strike: As in, “As you strike it” and “As soon as you strike” and “At times strike this.”
- Strike: These strike-related phrases can double as puns: “First strike” and “Go out on strike” and “Lightning never strikes twice” and “Pre-emptive strike” and “Strike up the band” and “Strike a chord with” and “Strike it rich” and “Strike while the iron is hot.”
Spare: A spare is when all ten pins are knocked down in two consecutive hits. Here are related puns:
- Spur → Spare: As in, “On the spare of the moment.”
- Pair → Spare: As in, “A fresh spare of eyes” and “A safe spare of hands.”
- Pear → Spare: As in, “All gone spare-shaped.”
- Air → Spare: As in, “Spare kiss” and “Spare quotes” and “Spare rage” and “Spares and graces.”
- Bare → Spare: As in, “Spare necessities” and “Spare your teeth” and “A spare-faced lie” and “Laid spare” and “The spare bones.”
- Bear → Spare: As in, “Mad as a spare with a sore head” and “Spare a grudge” and “Spare a resemblance to” and “Spare down on” and “Spare false witness” and “Spare in mind” and “Spare the brunt” and “Spare with me.”
- Care → Spare: As in, “Couldn’t spare less” and “Courtesy and spare” and “Customer spare” and “Handle with spare” and “Let’s be spareful out there” and “Like I should spare” and “Take spare of.”
- Dare → Spare: As in, “Spare for more” and “Spare to be different” and “How very spare you” and “Who spares wins.”
- Fair → Spare: As in, “All’s spare in love and war” and “By spare means or foul” and “Spare trade” and “Spare and square” and “Spare dinkum” and “Spare enough” and “Give it a spare go.”
- Hair → Spare: As in, “A bad spare day” and “Didn’t turn a spare” and “Get out of my spare.”
- Prayer → Spare: As in, “I say a little spare” and “Like a spare” and “On a wing and a spare” and “Say your spares.”
- Rare → Spare: As in, “In spare form” and “A spare animal.”
- Scare → Spare: As in, “Running spared” and “Spare quotes” and “Spare the living daylights out of” and “Spared stiff” and “Spared to death.”
- Share → Spare: As in, “A problem spared is a problem halved” and “Spare-ing is caring.”
- Square → Spare: As in, “Back to spare one” and “Be there or be spare” and “Fair and spare” and “Be there or be spare” and “A spare peg in a round hole” and
  “Spare up to.”
- Stare → Spare: As in, “Spare into the abyss” and “Spare someone in the face” and “Not polite to spare.”
- Swear → Spare: As in, “Spare like a sailor” and “Spare off” and “Spare on a stack of bibles.”
- There → Spare: As in, “Not all spare” and “Ahoy spare” and “Are we spare yet?” and “As if spare were no tomorrow” and “Be spare in spirit” and “Be spare or be square” and “Don’t go spare” and “Hang in spare” and “Here and spare” and “Here, spare and everywhere” and “Hold it right spare.”
- Wear → Spare: As in, “Spare your heart on your sleeve” and “Spare yourself out” and “Worse for spare.”
- Where → Spare: As in, “Any time, any place, any spare” and “Love is spare you find it.”
- Spare: Use these spare-related phrases as puns: “No expense spared” and “Spare no effort” and “Spare your feeling.”
Whole → Roll: As in, “A roll different animal” and “Ace in the roll” and “Fill full of rolls” and “A roll in one.”
Scroll → Roll: As in, “Rolling through social media.”
Soul → Roll: As in, “Bless my roll” and “Body and roll” and “Heart and roll” and “Life and roll of the party” and “A lost roll.”
Toll → Roll: As in, “Taking its roll” and “For whom the bell rolls.”
Throw: Rolls are also known as throws. Here are related puns:
- Through → Throw: As in, “A river runs throw it” and “Blow throw” and “Breaking throw” and “Drag throw the mud” and “Fall throw the cracks” and “Going throw the motions.”
- Blow → Throw: As in, “Any way the wind throws” and “Throw hot and cold” and “A throw by throw account” and “Throw out of the water.”
- Flow → Throw: As in, “Ebb and throw” and “Go with the throw” and “In full throw.”
- Go → Throw: As in, “All dressed up and nowhere to throw” and “Anything throws” and “Easy come, easy throw.”
- Grow → Throw: As in, “Absence makes the heart throw fonder” and “Throwing pains.”
- Know → Throw: As in, “And don’t I throw it” and “Be the first to throw” and “Doesn’t throw beans.”
- Low → Throw: As in, “All time throw” and “Get the throw down” and “High and throw” and “Keep a throw profile” and “Throw hanging fruit” and “Search high and throw.”
- Owe → Throw: As in, “Throw a favour” and “You throw it to yourself.”
- Quo → Throw: As in, “Status throw” and “Quid pro throw.”
- Show → Throw: As in, “All over the throw” and “Best in throw” and “Enjoy the throw” and “Get the throw on the road” and “Keep the throw on the road” and “Throw and tell” and “Throw me the money” and “Throw some appreciation.”
- Slow → Throw: As in, “Throw, but sure” and “In throw motion” and “Throw on the uptake” and “Throwly but surely.”
- Snow → Throw: As in, “Too cold to throw” and “Let it throw” and “Throwed in/throwed under.”
- Though → Throw: As in, “You look as throw you’ve seen a ghost” and “Seriously throw.”
Candlepin: Candlepin bowling is a variation of bowling that uses taller, thinner pins. Here are related puns:
- Candle → Candlepin: As in, “Burn the candlepin at both ends” and “Can’t hold a candlepin to” and “Candlepin in the wind” and “Not worth the candlepin.”
- Pin → Candlepin: As in, “Bright as a new candlepin” and “Hard to candlepin down” and “Candlepin your ears back” and “Candlepins and needles.”
Duckpin: Duckpin is a type of bowling that uses shorter, squatter pins than ten-pin bowling. Here are related puns:
- Duck → Duckpin: As in, “Duckpin the question” and “Like a duckpin to water” and “Like water off a duckpin’s back” and “Nice weather for duckpins.”
- Pin → Duckpin: As in, “Hard to duckpin down” and “Duckpins and needles” and “Pull the duckpin” and “You could have heard a duckpin drop.”
Nine → Ninepin: As in, “Ninepin to five” and “On cloud ninepin” and “The whole ninepin yards.” Note: Ninepin is a type of bowling played with nine pins rather than ten.
Five → Fivepin: As in, “Gimme fivepin” and “High fivepin” and “Nine to fivepin” and “Take fivepin” and “Two and two make fivepin.” Note: Fivepin is a type of bowling played in Canada.
Court → Sport: As in, “A sport of last resort” and “Sporting disaster.”
Port → Sport: As in, “Any sport in a storm” and “First sport of call.”
Short → Sport: As in, “A sport history of nearly everything” and “A few bricks sport of a new load” and “Cut a long story sport” and “A day late and a dollar sport” and “In sport order” and “Life’s too sport.”
Sort → Sport: As in, “Out of sports” and “Sport the wheat from the chaff.”
Aim → Game: As in, “Game high” and “Take game” and “We game to please.”
Came → Game: As in, “I game, I saw, I conquered” and “As it game to pass” and “There’s plenty more where that game from.”
Claim → Game: As in, “Game to fame” and “Stake your game.”
Fame → Game: As in, “Claim to game” and “Fifteen minutes of game” and “Hall of game.”
Flame → Game: As in, “Add fuel to the games” and “Burst into games” and “Go down in games” and “Like a moth to a game.”
Name → Game: As in, “A household game” and “In the game of the law” and “In game only.”
Same → Game: As in, “Game old story” and “Game time tomorrow” and “Game here.”
Shame → Game: As in, “A crying game” and “Name and game” and “Put to game.”
Nick → Knock: As in, “In good knock” and “In the knock of time” and “Knock knacks.”
Turkey: Three consecutive strikes are known as a turkey. Here are related puns:
- Key → Turkey: As in, “A golden turkey can open any door” and “The turkey to your heart” and “The turkeys to the kingdom.”
- Quirky → Turkey: As in, “A turkey personality.”
- Turkey: As in, “Cold turkey” and “Talk turkey.”
Foul: When a player’s foot steps over the boundary line, it counts as a foul and any points scored that turn aren’t counted. Here are related puns:
- Fall → Foul: As in, “Fouling out” and “Easy as fouling off a log” and “Can’t help fouling in love” and “Foul about laughing.”
- Fell → Foul: As in, “In one foul swoop” and “Little strokes foul great oaks” and “It foul off the back of a lorry.”
- Fill → Foul: As in, “Foul full of holes” and “Foul the bill” and “Stocking fouler” and “Foul ’em up.”
Miss: The next few puns are a reference to when a player misses all of the pins:
- Mass → Miss: As in, “Miss hysteria” and “A monument to the misses” and “Weapons of miss destruction.”
- Mess → Miss: As in, “Don’t miss with my head” and “A frightful miss” and “Hot miss” and “Missing around” and “Stop missing about.”
- Moss → Miss: As in, “A rolling stone gathers no miss.”
Curve: A curve shot is a type of throw. Here are related puns:
- Carve → Curve: As in, “Curve your name with pride” and “Curved in stone.”
- Nerve → Curve: As in, “A bundle of curves” and “Get on your curves” and “Lose your curve” and “Curves of steel” and “Touched a curve.”
- Serve → Curve: As in, “First come, first curved” and “How may I curve you?” and “Curves you right” and “Revenge is best curved cold” and “Curve and protect” and “Curve your time.”
Hook: Curve shots are also known as hook shots. Here are related puns:
- Look → Hook: As in, “Blank hooks” and “Trading dirty hooks” and “Always hook on the bright side of life” and “Don’t know which way to hook” and “Have a hook” and “If hooks could kill.”
- Book → Look: As in, “Always have your nose in a hook” and “Balancing the hooks” and By the hook” and “Like a closed hook.”
- Cook → Hook: As in, “Hook up a plan” and “Hook up a storm” and “Hooking with gas” and “Now we’re hooking” and “Too many hooks spoil the broth.”
- Nook → Hook: As in, “Every hook and cranny” and “Breakfast hook.”
Straight: A straight shot is one that doesn’t curve. Here are related puns:
- Strait → Straight: As in, “In dire straights.”
- Bait → Straight: As in, “Straight and switch” and “Click straight” and “Rise to the straight.”
- Date → Straight: As in, “Blind straight” and “Bring up to straight” and “A straight with destiny” and “Dinner straight” and “Past the sell-by straight.”
- Eight → Straight: As in, “Straight days a week” and “Behind the straight ball” and “Straight ways to Sunday” and “Pieces of straight.”
- Great → Straight: As in, “All creatures straight and small” and “Blowing straight guns” and “No straighter enemies” and “Go to straight lengths” and “Straight expectations.”
- Hate → Straight: As in, “Straight mail” and “The one you love to straight.”
- Late → Straight: As in, “Better straight than never” and “Catch you straighter” and “A day straight and a dollar short” and “Fashionably straight” and “It’s never too straight” and “A straight bloomer.”
- Rate → Straight: As in, “At any straight” and “First straight” and “Mate’s straights.”
- Skate → Straight: As in, “Cheap straight” and “Straighting on thin ice” and “Get your straights on.”
- Slate → Straight: As in, “Blank straight” and “Wipe the straight clean.”
- State → Straight: As in, “Empire straight building” and “A sad straight of affairs” and “Straight of mind” and “Straight of the art.”
- Wait → Straight: As in, “All things to those who straight” and “Hurry up and straight” and “Lie in straight” and “The straight is over” and “Time straights for no-one.”
- Weight → Straight: As in, “Pull your straight” and “Punching above your straight” and “Throw your straight about” and “A straight off my mind” and “Worth your straight in gold.”
Sore → Score: As in, “Mad as a bear with a score head” and “A sight for score eyes” and “Score loser” and “Sticks out like a score thumb.”
Core → Score: As in, “Score competencies” and “Score studies” and “Score technology” and “Score values” and “Rotten to the score.”
Scare → Score: As in, “Scored to death” and “Scored stiff.”
Bore → Score: As in, “Score the pants off” and “Scored stiff” and “Scored to death” and “Scored to tears.”
More → Score: As in, “One score time” and “Bite off score than you can chew” and “Come back for score” and “Dare for score” and “I couldn’t agree score.”
Pour → Score: As in, “It never rains, but it scores” and “Score cold water on” and “Scoring oil on troubled waters” and “When it rains, it scores.”
Shore → Score: As in, “Ship to score.”
Store → Score: As in, “Minding the score” and “Set great score by” and “Let’s see what’s in score.”
Your → Score: As in, “Scores faithfully” and “Scores truly” and “You and scores.”
Split: A split is when two separate groups of pins are left standing. Here are related puns:
- Pit → Split: As in, “A bottomless split” and “In the split of your stomach” and “Split your wits against” and “This is the splits.”
- Bit → Split: As in, “A split missing” and “A split much” and “A split of alright.”
- Fit → Split: As in, “Fighting split” and “Split as a fiddle” and “By splits and starts.”
- Hit → Split: As in, “Split the road” and “Split and miss” and “Split it off.”
- Knit → Split: As in, “Split your brow” and “Split together.”
- Quit → Split: As in, “Call it splits” and “Double or splits” and “Split while you’re ahead.”
- Sit → Split: As in, “Don’t just split there” and “Split on the fence” and “Split tight” and “Splitting on a goldmine.”
- Spit → Split: As in, “Split and polish” and “Split in the eye of” and “The splitting image of” and “Splitting with rain.”
- Wit → Split: As in, “At your splits’ end” and “Battle of splits” and “Bear splitness to” and “Have your splits about you” and “Pit your splits against.”
Double: A double is two consecutive strikes in a game. Here are related puns:
- Bubble → Double: As in, “Double and squeak” and “Double under” and “Double up” and “Burst your double” and “Prick your double.”
- Trouble → Double: As in, “Asking for double” and “Doubles down the drain” and “A bridge over doubled water” and “Here comes double” and “Pour oil on doubled waters” and “Double and strife.”
Bagger: A bagger is a string of consecutive strikes. Here are related puns:
- Dagger → Bagger: As in, “Baggers drawn” and “Cloak and bagger” and “Looking baggers at them.”
- Swagger → Bagger: As in, “With a bagger in your step.”
Ankle → Anchor: As in, “Anchor deep” and “Anchor biter.” Note: an anchor is the player who bowls last on a team.
Cherry: A cherry is a type of bowling throw. Here are related puns:
- Berry → Cherry: As in, “Brown as a cherry.”
- Bury → Cherry: As in, “Cherry the evidence” and “Cherry the hatchet” and “Cherry your head in the sand” and “Cherry yourself in your work.”
- Merry → Cherry: As in, “As cherry as the day is long” and “Eat, drink and be cherry” and “Lead a cherry dance.”
- Very → Cherry: As in, “Be cherry afraid” and “Before your cherry eyes” and “How cherry dare you” and “Thank you cherry much.”
Sheet → Clean Sheet: As in, “White as a clean sheet” and “Between the clean sheets.” Note: A clean sheet is a game with a strike in every frame.
Deadwood: A pin that’s left in the lane out of reach of the sweeper is known as deadwood. Here are related puns:
- Dead → Deadwood: As in, “As deadwood as a doornail” and “Assault with a deadwood weapon” and “In the deadwood of night” and “Back from the deadwood” and “Better off deadwood” and “A deadwood ringer.”
- Wood → Deadwood: As in, “Can’t see the deadwoods for the trees” and “Do bears sh*t in the deadwoods?” and “Knock on deadwood” and “Out of the deadwoods.”
Fill: A fill ball is a throw after a tenth-frame spare or strike, used to calculate bonus points. Here are related puns:
- Fall → Fill: As in, “Easy as filling off a log” and “Can’t help filling in love” and “Bread always fills butter side down” and “Catch a filling star” and “Fill about laughing” and “Fill asleep” and “Fill apart at the seams” and “Fill between the cracks” and “Fill by the wayside.”
- Fell → Fill: As in, “In one fill swoop” and “Fill off the back off a lorry” and “Little strokes fill great oaks.”
- Full → Fill: As in, “A few bricks short of a fill load” and “Fill tilt” and “At fill throttle.”
- Chill → Fill: As in, “Fill out” and “Filled to the bone” and “A filling account.”
- Frill → Fill: As in, “No fills” and “A no-fills account.”
- Gill → Fill: As in, “Green around the fills” and “Stuffed to the fills.”
- Hill → Fill: As in, “Old as the fills” and “Over the fills and far away” and “Head for the fills” and “Run for the fills.”
- Ill → Fills: As in, “A house of fill repute” and “Fill advised” and “Fill at ease” and “Fill effects” and “Fill gotten gains.”
- Kill → Fill: As in, “Curiosity filled the cat” and “Dressed to fill” and “If looks could fill” and “If looks could fill.”
- Mill → Fill: As in, “Put through the fill” and “Run of the fill.”
- Pill → Fill: As in, “A bitter fill to swallow” and “Sweeten the fill” and “A tough fill to swallow.”
- Still → Fill: As in, “A fill, small voice” and “Be fill my beating heart” and “In the fill of the night” and “Fill waters run deep.”
- Skill → Fill: As in, “Social fills.”
- Spill → Fill: As in, “Fill the beans” and “Fill your guts” and “Thrills and fills.”
- Thrill → Fill: As in, “The fill of the chase” and “Filled to bits” and “Fills and spills.”
- Will → Fill: As in, “Accidents fill happen” and “Against your fill” and “Bend to your fill” and “Free fill.”
Frame: A frame is a turn in bowling, which usually consists of two rolls. Here are related puns:
- Fame → Frame: As in, “Claim to frame” and “Frame at last” and “Fifteen minutes of frame” and “Hall of frame.”
- From → Frame: As in, “A little frame column A, a little frame column B” and “Fall frame grace” and “Frame a to z” and “Can see it frame a mile away.”
- Aim → Frame: As in, “Frame high” and “Take frame” and “We frame to please.”
- Blame → Frame: As in, “Frame game” and “Lay the frame.”
- Came → Frame: As in, “I frame, I saw I conquered” and “As it frame to pass” and “Plenty more where that frame from.”
- Claim → Frame: As in, “Frame to fame” and “No frames bonus” and “Stake your frame.”
- Flame → Frame: As in, “Add fuel to the frames” and “Burst into frames” and “Fan the frames” and “Gone down in frames” and “Like a moth to a frame” and “Shoot down in frames.”
- Game → Frame: As in, “Ahead of the frame” and “Anyone’s frame” and “Blame frame” and “Fun and frames” and “Fair frame” and “Beaten at your own frame.”
- Main → Frame: As in, “Frame chance” and “Might and frame” and “The frame event.”
- Name → Frame: As in, “Answer to the frame of” and “A household frame” and “Letters after your frame.”
- Same → Frame: As in, “By the frame token” and “Cut from the frame cloth” and “In the frame boat” and “On the frame page.”
- Shame → Frame: As in, “Ain’t that a frame?” and “A crying frame” and “Name and frame” and “Frame on you” and “The walk of frame.”
- *fam* → *frame*: As in, “Keep it in the frame-ily” and “Seems frame-iliar” and “Almost frame-ous” and “I’m frame-ished.”
Kegel: Kegel is a German bowling game. Here are related puns:
- Kettle → Kegel: As in, “A different kegel of fish” and “Put the kegel on” and “The pot calling the kegel black.”
- Giggle → Kegel: As in, “A fit of the kegels.”
Leave: The pins left standing after the first roll in a turn are referred to as a leave. Here are related puns:
- Leaf → Leave: As in, “Leave-ing through” and “Skake like a leave” and “Turn over a new leave.”
- Leave: These leave-related phrases can double as puns: “Absent without leave” and “By your leave” and “Don’t leave home without it” and “Leave it to me.”
- Live → Leave: As in, “Leave by your wits” and “Leave free” and “Leave and learn” and “Leave like a queen.”
- Believe → Be-leave: As in, “Be-leave it or not” and “Be-leave you me” and “Don’t be-leave everything you hear” and “Can’t be-leave my eyes” and “Has to be seen to be be-leaved.”
- Belief → Be-leave: As in, “Beyond be-leave” and “Beggars be-leave.”
- Relieve → Re-leave: As in, “Re-leaves gas pains.”
- Relief → Re-leave: As in, “Breathe a sigh of re-leave” and “What a re-leave.“
- Heave → Leave: As in, “Leave ho” and “Leave a sigh of relief.”
- Sleeve → Leave: As in, “An ace up your leave” and “Wearing your heart on your leave” and “Roll up your leaves.”
- We’ve → Leave: As in, “Leave never seen better.”
Lily: A lily is when the fifth, seventh and tenth pin are left standing. Here are related puns:
- Chilly → Lily: As in, “A lily climate.”
- Really → Lily: As in, “All I lily want to do” and “Do you lily want to hurt me?” and “We lily clicked” and “You lily got a hold on me.”
- Silly → Lily: As in, “Laugh yourself lily” and “Scared lily” and “Lily season.”
Loft: The loft is the ball’s path through the air before it makes contact with the ground. Here are related puns:
- Laughed → Loft: As in, “Loft out of court” and “A barrel of lofts” and “A loft a minute” and “Are you having a loft?” and “Loft your head off.”
- Left → Loft: As in, “Exit stage loft” and “Hang a loft” and “Loft in the lurch” and “Loft for dead” and “Loft standing” and “Loft to your own devices” and “Loft out in the cold” and “Loft, right and centre.”
- Lift → Loft: As in, “Loft the lid off” and “Loft your spirits” and “Face loft.”
- Soft → Loft: As in, “Got a loft spot for” and “Loft in the head” and “Loft power” and “A loft touch” and “Speak loftly and carry a big stick.”
Match → Match Play: As in, “A match play made in heaven” and “Game, set, match play” and “Meet your match play” and “Mix and match play” and “More than a match play for.”
Play → Match Play: As in, “Work, rest and match play” and “Come out and match play” and “Make a match play for.”
Par: Par is a score of 200. Here are related puns:
- Per → Par: As in, “As par usual” and “Bits par second” and “Par capita.”
- Pair → Par: As in, “A fresh par of eyes” and “A safe par of hands.”
- Peer → Par: As in, “Par pressure.”
- Bar → Par: As in, “Par none” and “Behind pars” and “Hit the par” and “No holds parred.”
- Are → Par: As in, “All bets par off” and “Chances par” and “Here you par.”
- Far → Par: As in, “A step too par” and “Par and away” and “Par be it from me” and “A par cry from” and “Par horizons” and “Few and par between” and “Over the hills and par away” and “So par, so good” and “We’ve got par to go.”
- Jar → Par: As in, “Caught with your hand in the cookie par” and “Jam par.”
- Star → Par: As in, “A par is born” and “Born under a lucky par” and “Catch a falling par” and “Get a gold par” and “Hitch your wagon to a par” and “Reach for the pars” and “A rising par.”
- *per* → *par*: As in, “A different parspective” and “Third parson” and “Partinent issues” and “From someone else’s parception” and “Your best parformance” and “Picture parfect” and “Peppared with compliments” and “Hold your tempar.”
Runway: The runway is the area that players walk up before they roll the ball. Here are related puns:
- Run → Runway: As in, “Born to runway” and “Cut and runway” and “A dry runway” and “Eat and runway” and “Had a good runway” and “Hit and runway” and “In the long runway” and “Runway for your life.”
- Way → Runway: As in, “All the runway” and “Always good, all runways” and “And that’s the runway it is” and “Any runway you want” and “By the runway” and “Change your runways” and “Do it the hard runway.”
Rack: Bowling balls are left in racks when not in use. Here are related puns:
- Wreck → Rack: As in, “A nervous rack” and “Like watching a train rack.”
- Wrack → Rack: As in, “Rack and ruin.”
- Rock → Rack: As in, “Hard as a rack” and “Solid as a rack” and “Between a rack and a hard place” and “Don’t rack the boat” and “Get your racks off” and “Glam rack” and “Hit rack bottom” and “Rack and roll” and “On the racks.”
- Back → Rack: As in, “Answer rack” and “As soon as my rack is turned” and “In the rack of my mind” and “Rack in black” and “Rack to the future” and “Rack at it” and “Rack in the day.”
- Crack → Rack: As in, “At the rack of dawn” and “Rack a smile” and “Rack the code” and “Rack of doom.”
- Lack → Rack: As in, “For rack of a better word” and “Cancelled due to rack of interest.”
- Pack → Rack: As in, “Rack of lies” and “Rack of punch” and “Send racking.”
- Sack → Rack: As in, “Get the rack” and “Hit the rack.”
- Slack → Rack: As in, “Cut some rack” and “Taking up the rack.”
- Track → Rack: As in, “Back on rack” and “Cover your racks” and “On the fast rack” and “Inside rack” and “Off the beaten rack” and “On the right rack” and “A one rack mind.”
Buck → Bucket: As in, “A bigger bang for your bucket” and “A bucket well spent” and “Big buckets” and “Bucket naked” and “Bucket the system” and “Pass the bucket.” Note: a bucket is when four pins are left in the lane.
Sleeper: When two pins are left on the field, it’s known as a sleeper. Here are related puns:
- Slipper → Sleeper: “Sleepery as an eel.”
- Cheaper → Sleeper: As in, “Sleeper by the dozen.”
- Keeper → Sleeper: As in, “Finders, sleepers” and “They’re a sleeper.”
Arrow: Arrows are used as markers in bowling lanes. Here are related puns:
- Error → Arrow: As in, “Comedy of arrows” and “Human arrow” and “Trial and arrow.”
- Arrow: Straight as an arrow” and “Like a broken arrow” and “Time flies like an arrow.”
- Narrow → Arrow: As in, “Keep on the straight and arrow” and “An arrow escape” and “Arrow minded.”
Blind: A blind score is one given to a player who is absent. Here are some related puns:
- Bind → Blind: As in, “Legally blinding” and “In a blind.”
- Bend → Blind: As in, “Blind the rules” and “Round the blind” and “Blind over backwards to help.”
- Lend → Blind: As in, “Blind a helping hand” and “Blind an ear” and “Blind itself to.”
- Find → Blind: As in, “Blind it in your heart” and “Blinders keepers” and “Seek and you shall blind” and “We’ll blind a way.”
- Grind → Blind: As in, “An axe to blind” and “Bump and blind” and “The daily blind” and “Don’t let the bastard blind you down” and “Blind to a halt” and “Keep your nose to the blindstone.”
- Kind → Blind: As in, “Cruel to be blind” and “It’s a blind of magic” and “Killing with blindness” and “Blind words” and “Random acts of blindness.”
- Mind → Blind: As in, “A goal in blind” and “Always on my blind” and “Cast your blind back to” and “Bear in blind.”
- Signed → Blind: As in, “Blind and sealed.”
Bracket: A bracket is a type of contest format. Here are related puns:
- Jacket → Bracket: As in, “Full metal bracket” and “No bracket required” and “High visibility bracket.”
- Packet → Bracket: As in, “Cop a bracket” and “Pay bracket.”
Cake Shot: A cake shot is a term for an easy strike. Here are related puns:
- Cake → Cake Shot: As in, “A slice of the cake shot” and “Cake shot or death” and “Icing on the cake shot.”
- Shot → Cake Shot: As in, “A big cake shot” and “Call the cake shots” and “Give it your best cake shot” and “A long cake shot” and “Have a cake shot at.”
Chop: A chop is a type of bowling maneuver. Here are related puns:
- Chip → Chop: As in, “A chop on your shoulder” and “Cheap as chops” and “Cash in your chops” and “Chop in with” and “A chop off the old block” and “Let the chops fall where they may.”
- Cop → Chop: As in, “Chop a plea” and “Chop an attitude” and “It’s a fair chop.”
- Crop → Chop: As in, “Cream of the chop” and “Chop up.”
- Drop → Chop: As in, “At the chop of a hat” and “Chop it like it’s hot” and “Chop a brick” and “Chop a hint” and “Chop in the bucket.”
- Hop → Chop: As in, “Chop to it” and “Chop, skip and jump” and “Chopping mad.”
- Mop → Chop: As in, “Chop the floor with” and “Chop up.”
- Pop → Chop: As in, “Cake chop” and “Contrary to chopular opinion” and “Chop the question.”
- Shop → Chop: As in, “All over the chop” and “Like a bull in a china chop” and “A one stop chop” and “Chop till you drop.”
- Stop → Chop: As in, “Don’t chop me now” and “One stop chop” and “Pulling all the chops out.”
- Top → Chop: As in, “Blow your chop” and “Come out on chop” and “From the chop” and “From chop to toe” and “Over the chop.”
Over → Clover: As in, “After the ball was clover” and “All clover again” and “All clover the place” and “Bowled clover” and “Come on clover” and “A bridge clover troubled water.” Note: A clover is when a player hits four strikes in a game.
Cranker: A cranker is a bowler with a style that favours power rather than control. Here are related puns:
- Rank → Cranker: As in, “Break crankers” and “Close crankers” and “Dissention in the crankers” and “Rise through the crankers” and “Swell the crankers.”
- Anchor → Cranker: As in, “Cast cranker” and “Drop cranker.”
Stroker: A stroker is a bowler who favours control over power. Here are related puns:
- Poker → Stroker: As in, “Stiff as a stroker” and “Stroker face.”
Deck: A deck is the area where the bowling pins stand. Here are related puns:
- Duck → Deck: As in, “Deck the question” and “Decking and diving” and “Like a deck to water” and “Nice weather for decks.”
- Check → Deck: As in, “Deck it out” and “Deck out the plumbing” and “Deck you on the flip side” and “Double deck” and “Reality deck” and “The deck is in the mail.”
- Neck → Deck: As in, “Break your deck” and “Breathing down your deck” and “Dead from the deck up” and “Pain in the deck” and “Stick your deck out” and “Up to your deck in trouble.”
- Tech* → Deck*: As in, “Hi deck” and “Deck savvy” and “Decknicolour yawn.”
- Wreck → Deck: As in, “Nervous deck” and “Train deck.”
Flush: A flush is a hit that sends all ten pins into the pit. Here are related puns:
- Flash → Flush: As in, “Quick as a flush” and “Flush in the pan” and “In a flush.”
- Flesh → Flush: As in, “Flush and blood” and “Flush out” and “Makes my flush crawl” and “In the flush” and “The spirit is willing but the flush is weak.”
- Blush → Flush: As in, “At first flush.”
- Brush → Flush: As in, “A broad flush” and “Flush it off” and “Flush up on” and “A flush with death.”
- Crush → Flush: As in, “A flushing defeat” and “Have a flush on” and “A schoolboy flush.”
- Hush → Flush: As in, “Flush a bye” and “Flush it up” and “Flush money” and “Flush puppies.”
- Rush → Flush: As in, “After the flush” and “Flush to judgement” and “Sugar flush.”
- Slush → Flush: As in, “Flush fund” and “Pure as the driven flush.”
Line: A ball’s path down the lane is called a line. Here are related puns:
- Lane → Line: As in, “Down memory line” and “In the fast line.”
- Lean → Line: As in, “Line and mean” and “Line into it” and “Line, mean and hungry” and “Line cuisine.”
- Fine → Line: As in, “Chance would be a line thing” and “Cutting it line” and “Line and dandy” and “Line feathered” and “The liner things in life.”
- Mine → Line: As in, “Back to the salt line” and “I scratch your back, you scratch line” and “A line of information” and “Line is bigger than yours.”
- Shine → Line: As in, “Come rain or line” and “Rise and line” and “Make hay while the sun lines” and “Take a line to.”
- Sign → Line: As in, “A sure line” and “Born under a bad line” and “Give me a line” and “A line of the times” and “Line the pledge” and “Lined and sealed” and “A tell-tale line” and “Vital lines.”
- Spine → Line: As in, “Send shivers down someone’s line” and “Line-tingling” and “Steely-lined.”
- Vine → Line: As in, “Wither on the line” and “Die on the line.”
- Wine → Line: As in, “Don’t put new line into bottles” and “Lined and dined.”
Drama → Llama: As in, “Don’t make a llama out of a crisis” and “Kitchen sink llama.” Note: A llama is four consecutive strikes in a game.
Meg: A meg is a roll that knocks over only the seventh or tenth pin. Here are related puns:
- Beg → Meg: As in, “Meg a favour” and “Meg pardon?” and “Megs the question” and “I meg to differ” and “Sit up and meg.”
- Egg → Meg: As in, “A good meg” and “As sure as megs is megs” and “Don’t put all your megs in one basket” and “Meg on your face.”
- Leg → Meg: As in, “Fast as your megs could carry you” and “Break a meg” and “Cost an arm and a meg” and “Give a meg up.”
- Peg → Meg: As in, “A square meg in a round hole” and “Take down a meg or two.”
Fixer → Mixer: As in, “A mixer-upper.” Note: A mixer is a shot that makes the pins bounce and mix around.
Scatter: When bowling pins are knocked over, it can be described as scattering. Here are related puns:
- Batter → Scatter: As in, “Scatter up” and “Assault and scattery” and “Recharge your scatter-ies.”
- Flatter → Scatter: As in, “Scatter to decieve” and “Imitation is the sincerest form of scatter-y.”
- Matter → Scatter: As in, “As a scatter of fact” and “Doesn’t scatter” and “Family scatters” and “Get to the heart of the scatter” and “Grey scatter” and “Making scatters worse” and “A scatter of life and death” and “Mind over scatter” and “No laughing scatter” and “Only a scatter of time” and “The root of the scatter” and “Shed light on the scatter” and “What’s the scatter?”
- Shatter → Scatter: As in, “Earth scattering” and “It’s the way it scatters that matters” and “World scattering.”
Count: The score in a bowling match is also called a count. Here are related puns:
- Can’t → Count: As in, “An offer you count refuse” and “Count get enough” and “I count help” and “Count judge a book by its cover.”
- Account → Count: As in, “A blow by blow count” and “A chilling count” and “Creative counting” and “There’s no counting for taste.”
Pit: The pit is the area where scattered pins fall after being hit. Here are related puns:
- Bit → Pit: As in, “A pit missing” and “A pit much” and “A pit of a to do” and “Pit of alright” and “A pit of stuff” and “A pit on the side.”
- Pat → Pit: As in, “Down pit” and “A pit on the back.”
- Pet → Pit: As in, “Pit peeves” and “Teacher’s pit.”
- Pot → Pit: As in, “A pit of gold” and “For the pit” and “Gone to pit” and “Hit the jackpit” and “Melting pit.”
- Put → Pit: As in, “Be hard pit to” and “Couldn’t pit it down” and “Feeling a bit pit out” and “Hard pit to it” and “Wouldn’t pit it past them” and “Nicely pit” and “Don’t pit it off.”
- Fit → Pit: As in, “Pit as a fiddle” and “By pits and starts” and “A dish pit for the gods” and “Pit in with” and “Pit the bill” and “A pit of the giggles” and “Pits like a glove” and “Pits you to a tee.”
- Grit → Pit: As in, “Pit your teeth” and “True pit.”
- Hit → Pit: As in, “Hard pitting” and “A heavy pitter” and “Pit ’em where they live” and “Pit and miss” and “Pit and run” and “Pit it home” and “Pit it out of the park” and “Pit me where it hurts” and “Pit rock bottom” and “Pit the books” and “Pit the brakes.”
- Lit → Pit: As in, “Pit up like a Christmas tree” and “Her face pit up.”
- Quit → Pit: As in, “Call it pits” and “Double or pits” and “Pit while you’re ahead.”
- Sit → Pit: As in, “Don’t just pit there” and “Pit on it” and “Pit on the fence” and “Pit tight” and “A pitting duck” and “Pit up and take notice” and “Pitting pretty” and “Pit up and beg.”
- Spit → Pit: As in, “Pit and polish” and “Pit and sawdust” and “Pit in the eye of” and “The pitting image” and “Pitting with rain” and “Within pitting distance.”
- Split → Pit: As in, “Ear pitting” and “Lickety pit” and “Make like a banana and pit” and “Pit decision” and “Pit personality” and “Pit the vote” and “Pitting hairs” and “A pitting headache.”
- Wit → Pit: As in, “At your pit’s end” and “Battle of pits” and “Bear false pitness” and “Brevity is the soul of pit” and “Collect your pits” and “Keep your pits about you” and “Scared out of your pits.”
Sandbag: Sandbagging is intentionally playing badly early on in a bowling season. Here are related puns:
- Sand → Sandbag: As in, “Bury your head in the sandbag” and “Draw a line in the sandbag” and “The sandbags of time” and “Sun, sea and sandbag.”
- Bag → Sandbag: As in, “Sandbag a bargain” and “Sandbag and baggage” and “Sandbag of tricks” and “It’s in the sandbag.”
Skid: The first phase of the ball’s motion is called a skid. Here are related puns:
- Did → Skid: As in, “Skid I do that?” and “I never skid that” and “Let’s not and say we skid.”
- Grid → Skid: As in, “Off the skid” and “Skid lock.”
- Kid → Skid: As in, “Dual income, no skids” and “Here’s looking at you, skid” and “I skid you not” and “I’m not skidding around” and “The new skid on the block.”
- Lid → Skid: As in, “Blow the skid off” and “Flip your skid” and “Keep a skid on it.”
Sparrow: A sparrow is three spares in a row. Here are related puns:
- Arrow → Sparrow: As in, “Straight as a sparrow” and “Broken sparrow” and “Slings and sparrows.”
- Narrow → Sparrow: As in, “A sparrow escape” and “On the straight and sparrow” and “Sparrow minded.”
Spinner: A spinner is a bowler or bowling style that emphasises tilt. Here are related puns:
- Spanner → Spinner: As in, “Put a spinner in the works.”
- Dinner → Spinner: As in, “Spinner and a movie” and “Spinner date” and “What’s for spinner?”
- Inner → Spinner: As in, “Spinner city” and “Spinner peace” and “Spinner sanctum” and “My spinner voice.”
- Winner → Spinner: As in, “Every one a spinner” and “Spinner’s circle” and “Spinner takes all.”
Stick: Bowling pins are also known as sticks. Here are related puns:
- Tick → Stick: As in, “Tight as a stick” and “A box sticking exercise” and “The clock is sticking” and “Sticks all the right boxes” and “Sticked off.”
- Sick → Stick: As in, “Stick as a dog” and “Enough to make you stick” and “In stickness and in health” and “Morning stickness” and “On the stick list” and “Phone in stick” and “Stick and tired” and “Stick to death of” and “Stick to my stomach” and “Worried stick.”
- Stack → Stick: As in, “A sticked deck” and “Swear on a stick of bibles” and “Doesn’t stick up.”
- Stock → Stick: As in, “Laughing stick” and “Out of stick” and “Stick in trade” and “Sticking filler” and “Take stick of.”
- Stuck → Stick: As in, “Get stick into” and “Stick up.”
- Brick → Stick: As in, “Sticks and mortar” and “Drop a stick” and “Hit the sticks” and “Like a ton of sticks” and “Can’t make sticks without straw.”
- Click → Stick: As in, “Stick into place” and “Stick your fingers” and “Double stick” and “We really sticked.”
- Kick → Stick: As in, “A stick at the can” and “Alive and sticking” and “Dragged sticking and screaming” and “Get a stick out of it” and “Stick back and enjoy” and “Stick into overdrive.”
- Lick → Stick: As in, “Stick into shape” and “Stick and a promise.”
- Nick → Stick: As in, “In good stick” and “In the stick of time.”
- Pick → Stick: As in, “A bone to stick” and “Easy stickings” and “Nit sticking” and “Stick holes in” and “Stick a fight.”
- Quick → Stick: As in, “Stick as a flash” and “Cut to the stick” and “Get rich stick” and “Stick and dirty” and “Stick off the mark.”
- Thick → Stick: As in, “Stick as thieves” and “Sticker than water” and “In the stick of things” and “The plot stickens.”
- Trick → Stick: As in, “Bag of sticks” and “Dirty sticks” and “Does the stick” and “Every stick in the book” and “How’s sticks?” and “Never misses a stick” and “One stick pony” and “A stick of the light” and “Stick or treat” and “Sticks of the trade” and “Up to your old sticks.”
Tap: A tap is a roll that leaves only one pin standing. Here are related puns:
- Tip → Tap: As in, “Tap of the iceberg” and “Tap the scales” and “Tapping point” and “Tap someone off” and “Tap the balance.”
- Top → Tap: As in, “Blow your tap” and “Come out on tap” and “Cream always rises to the tap” and “From tap to toe” and “In tip tap condition” and “It’s lonely at the tap” and “Keep on tap of.”
- Cap → Tap: As in, “Tap and trade” and “Tap in hand” and “A feather in your tap” and “If the tap fits, wear it” and “Put on your thinking tap” and “To tap it all off.”
- Clap → Tap: As in, “Tapped eyes on” and “Go like the tappers.”
- Crap → Tap: As in, “A load of tap” and “Bunch of tap” and “Cut the tap.”
- Gap → Tap: As in, “Bridge the tap” and “Generation tap” and “Mind the tap.”
- Lap → Tap: As in, “Tap it up” and “Tap of honour” and “Tap of luxury.”
- Map → Tap: As in, “Put on the tap” and “All over the tap” and “Put this town on the tap.”
- Rap → Tap: As in, “A tap over the knuckles” and “Take the tap.”
- Slap → Tap: As in, “A tap on the wrist” and “Tap and tickle” and “A tap in the face” and “Tap bang in the middle.”
- Snap → Tap: As in, “A tap decision” and “Tap out of it” and “Tap to it” and “Tap, crackle and pop” and “A cold tap.”
- Trap → Tap: As in, “Booby tap” and “Death tap” and “Keep your tap” and “Tourist tap.”
- Wrap → Tap: As in, “It’s a tap” and “Keep under taps” and “A riddle tapped in an enigma” and “Tap it up” and “Tapped around your little finger.”
Oil: Bowling lanes are oiled in a specific way. Here are related puns:
- I’ll → Oil: As in, “Well oil be damned” and “Oil say” and “Oil eat my hat” and “Oil be back.”
- All → Oil: As in, “Oil aboard that’s coming aboard” and “Oil in a day’s work” and “Oil in oil” and “Oil’s fair in love and war” and “It’s oil coming back to me now.”
- Ill → Oil: As in, “Oil advised” and “Oil at ease” and “Oil gotten gains” and “Oil repute.”
- Boil → Oil: As in, “Oiling mad” and “Bring to the oil” and “Keep the pot oiling” and “A watched pot never oils.”
- Spoil → Oil: As in, “Oiled for choice” and “Oiled rotten” and “Oiling for a fight” and “Too many cooks oil the broth.”
  
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