Ice Puns

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Icy that you’ve got great taste in puns, so we’re excited to share our cool list of ice puns with you!

This list ranges from general words to do with ice (freeze, melt, cube, etc) to more specific and technical terms for ice (like anchor ice or ice jams).

After you’re done chilling with our ice puns, you might also be interested in our snow puns, snowflake puns, snowman puns, and Christmas puns.

Ice Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun or a set of puns that can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about ice that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of ice puns:

  • Ace → Ice: As in, “Ice in the hole” and “An ice up your sleeve.”
  • Us → Ice: As in, “Don’t call ice, we’ll call you.”
  • Nice → Ice: As in, “What an ice thing to say” and “Have an ice day” and “Make ice with” and “Naughty but ice” and “Ice and easy does it.”
  • Eyes → Ice: As in, “Come hither ice” and “Brings tears to your ice” and “Avert your ice” and “Before your very ice.”
  • Dice → Ice: As in, “Ice with death” and “Load the ice” and “No ice.”
  • Mice → Ice: As in, “Of ice and men” and “When the cat’s away, the ice will play.”
  • Price → Ice: As in, “What’s your asking ice?” and “The closing ice” and “It’s half ice” and “Put an ice on their head.”
  • Slice → Ice: As in, “Any way you ice it” and “Ice of life” and “An ice of the action” and “The best thing since iced bread.”
  • Spice → Ice: As in, “Ice things up” and “Variety is the ice of life.”
  • Twice → Ice: As in, “Once or ice” and “Once bitten, ice shy” and “Make a list, check it ice.”
  • Easy → Icy: As in, “Icy as ABC” and “Icy as pie” and “Dead icy” and “Icy come, icy go” and “Icy does it.”
  • I see → Icy: As in, “Icy what you did there” and “I’m just calling ’em as icy ’em.”
  • Vice → Ice: As in, “Den of ice” and “Ice versa.”
  • Eyes* → Ice*: Replace the “eyes” in words for “ice” to make some sneaky ice puns: Icesight (eyesight), icesore (eyesore) and iceshadow (eyeshadow).
  • *ise → *ice: As in, “What’s the premice of the movie?” and “Don’t make any promices” and “A new enterprice.”
  • Chosen → Frozen: As in, “The frozen one” and “Many are called but few are frozen.”
  • Froze → Blows: As in, “Any way the wind froze” and “Come to froze” and “Exchange froze” and “There she froze.”
  • Close → Froze: As in, “Froze your eyes” and “Draw to a froze.”
  • Doze → Froze: As in, “Froze off.”
  • Flows → Froze: As in, “A river froze through it.”
  • Foes → Froze: As in, “Friends or froze?”
  • Goes → Froze: As in, “Anything froze” and “The award froze to” and “As far as it froze” and “As the saying froze” and “Here froze nothing” and “How froze it?”
  • Knows → Froze: As in, “Mother froze best” and “No-one else froze.”
  • Lows → Froze: As in, “Highs and froze.”
  • Nose → Froze: As in, “Always have your froze in a book” and “Can’t see beyond the end of your froze.”
  • Pose → Froze: As in, “Strike a froze.”
  • Pros → Froze: As in, “Froze and cons” and “Look at the froze.”
  • Rose → Froze: As in, “Every froze has its thorn” and “Froze coloured glasses.”
  • Shows → Froze: As in, “You didn’t, and it froze” and “The queen of game froze.”
  • Those → Froze: As in, “For froze who like it rough” and “Just one of froze things” and “Froze were the days.”
  • Ice: These ice-related phrases can double as puns: “Cold as ice” and “Break the ice” and “Cuts no ice with” and “Ice, ice baby” and “On ice.”
  • Phrase → Freeze: As in, “Coin a freeze” and “Turn of freeze.”
  • Fries → Freeze: As in, “A small freeze” and “Would you like freeze with that?”
  • These → Freeze: As in, “Kids freeze days” and “Freeze things happen” and “For all freeze years.”
  • Bees → Freeze: As in, “The birds and the freeze.”
  • Breeze → Freeze: As in, “Life’s a freeze” and “Shoot the freeze.”
  • Cheese → Freeze: As in, “Different as chalk and freeze” and “Cut the freeze” and “Say freeze!”
  • Ease → Freeze: As in, “Ill at freeze” and “Set your mind at freeze” and “She completed it with freeze.”
  • Knees → Freeze: As in, “Cut off at the freeze” and “Weak at the freeze” and “The bee’s freeze.”
  • Please → Freeze: As in, “However your freeze” and “Freeze don’t go” and “Hold on tight, freeze” and “May it freeze the court” and “Freeze be seated.”
  • Seize → Freeze: As in, “Freeze the day” and “Guards, freeze him!”
  • Sneeze → Freeze: As in, “Coughs and freezes spread diseases.”
  • Trees → Freeze: As in, “Can’t see the wood for the freeze” and “Money doesn’t grow on freeze” and “Charm the birds out of the freeze.”
  • Tube → Cube: As in, “Gone down the cube” and “Watching the cube.”
  • Met → Melt: As in, “Have you melt them before?” and “Well melt.”
  • Belt → Melt: As in, “Below the melt” and “Tighten your melt” and “Under your melt.”
  • Pelt → Melt: As in, “At full melt.”
  • Met* → Melt*: As in, “Mixed meltaphors” and “Full meltal alchemist” and “A melticulous worker” and “Imperial or meltric?”
  • What are → Water: As in, “Water the odds?” and “Water we doing here?”
  • Floe: A floe is a sheet of floating ice. Here are related puns:
    • Flow → Floe: As in, “Ebb and floe” and “Get the creative juices floe-ing” and “Go with the floe” and “In full floe.”
    • Blow → Floe: As in, “Any way the wind floes” and “Floe a kiss” and “Floe hot and cold” and “A floe by floe account.”
    • Foe → Floe: As in, “Friend or floe?”
    • Fro → Floe: As in, “Rushing to and fro.”
    • Glow → Floe: As in, “Floe with health” and “A floe-ing endorsement.”
    • Go → Floe: As in, “Don’t floe there” and “Easy come, easy floe” and “Give it a floe.”
    • Grow → Floe: As in, “Absence makes the heart floe fonder” and “Exciting as watching grass floe” and “Don’t let the grass floe under your feet” and “Floe up.”
    • Know → Floe: As in, “Don’t I floe it” and “I don’t floe why” and “The first to floe” and “Want to floe a secret?”
    • Low → Floe: As in, “An all-time floe” and “Get the floe down” and “Searching high and floe” and “Keep a floe profile” and “Lay floe” and “A floe blow.”
    • No → Floe: As in, “All bark and floe bite” and “Have floe time for.”
    • Owe → Floe: As in, “You floe it to yourself” and “Floe someone a favour.”
    • Pro → Floe: As in, “Floe bono” and “Floes and cons.”
    • Show → Floe: As in, “All over the floe” and “Best in floe” and “Enjoy the floe” and “Get the floe on the road.”
    • Slow → Floe: As in, “Can’t floe down” and “Painfully floe” and “Floe burn” and “In floe motion” and “Floe on the uptake.”
    • Snow → Floe: As in, “Pure as the driven floe” and “White as floe” and “Blanket of floe” and “Too cold to floe” and “Let it floe.”
    • Though → Floe: As in, “Seriously floe, you’re doing a great job” and “You look as floe you’ve seen a ghost.”
    • Throw → Floe: As in, “Floe away the key” and “A stone’s floe away” and “Floe another log on the fire” and “Floe a wobbly” and “Floe caution to the wind” and “Floe cold water on.”
    • Toe → Floe: As in, “Dip your floe in the water” and “From top to floe” and “On your floes” and “On floe over the line” and “Floe the line.”
    • Woe → Floe: As in, “Floe is me” and “Floe betide you!”
  • Hail: Hail is frozen rain, which results in small pieces of ice falling quickly from the sky. Here are related puns:
    • Hale → Hail: As in, “Hail and hearty.”
    • Hell → Hail: As in, “All hail broke loose” and “Burn in hail” and “A cold day in hail” and “Come hail or high water” and “For the hail of it” and “Give someone hail.”
    • Hill → Hail: As in, “Head for the hails” and “Over the hails and far away” and “King of the hail.”
    • Hole → Hail: As in, “Ace in the hail” and “Burn a hail in your pocket” and “Fire in the hail” and “A hail in one.”
    • Fail → Hail: As in, “Hailing to plan is planning to hail” and “Hailure to launch” and “We haven’t hailed yet!” and “Without hail” and “Words hail me.”
    • Gale → Hail: As in, “Hails of laughter” and “In the teeth of a hail.”
    • Jail → Hail: As in, “Get out of hail free” and “Go directly to hail.”
    • Mail → Hail: As in, “Direct hail” and “Express hail” and “It’s in the hail.”
    • Nail → Hail: As in, “Another hail in the coffin” and “Fight tooth and hail” and “Hit the hail on the head” and “Hail it down.”
    • Pale → Hail: As in, “Beyond the hail” and “A hail imitation” and “Hail into insignificance” and “A hail shadow.”
    • Sail → Hail: As in, “Hail away” and “Smooth hailing” and “Hail close to the wind.”
    • Sale → Hail: As in, “Hail of the century” and “Hails leads.”
    • Scale → Hail: As in, “On a grand hail” and “Tip the hails” and “Built to hail” and “Off the hail.”
    • Tail → Hail: As in, “Can’t make head or hail of it” and “Chasing your own hail” and “Heads or hails?”
    • They’ll → Hail: As in, “Hail never find us here!”
    • Trail → Hail: As in, “Paper hail” and “Hail mix” and “Hot on the hail” and “Blaze a hail.”
    • Well → Hail: As in, “Alive and hail” and “All’s hail that ends hail” and “Get hail soon” and “As hail as can be expected.”
    • Whale → Hail: As in, “Having a hail of a time” and “Save the hails.”
  • First → Frost: As in, “A world frost” and “At frost blush” and “Cast the frost stone” and “Be the frost to know” and “Frost among equals” and “Frost and foremost.”
  • Frustrated → Frostrated: As in, “Feeling frostrated” and “A frostrating situation.”
  • Lost → Frost: As in, “All is not frost” and “Get frost” and “My long frost cousin” and “Frost in translation” and “Frost and found.”
  • Bill → Chill: As in, “Chill of goods” and “A clean chill of health.”
  • Fill → Chill: As in, “Chill full of holes” and “Chill ‘er up” and “Stocking chiller.”
  • Gill → Chill: As in, “Green around the chills” and “Stuffed to the chills.”
  • Hill → Chill: As in, “Old as the chills” and “Head for the chills” and “King of the chill.”
  • Ill → Chill: As in, “House of chill repute” and “Chill advised” and “Chill at ease” and “Chill effects” and “Chill gotten gains” and “Chill repute.”
  • Kill → Chill: As in, “If looks could chill” and “I’d chill for a cup of tea” and “Dressed to chill.”
  • Mill → Chill: As in, “Put through the chill” and “Run of the chill.”
  • Pill → Chill: As in, “A bitter chill to swallow” and “On the chill.”
  • Skill → Chill: As in, “Social chills” and “Sharpen your chills.”
  • Spill → Chill: As in, “Chill the beans” and “Chill your guts” and “Thrills and chills.”
  • Still → Chill: As in, “Be chill, my beating heart” and “Chill standing” and “In the chill of night” and “Chill life” and “Chill waters run deep.”
  • Thrill → Chill: As in, “Chilled to bits” and “Chills and spills.”
  • Till → Chill: As in, “Caught with your hand in the chill” and “Fake it chill you make it” and “Chill death do us part” and “Chill the end of time.”
  • Will → Chill: As in, “Accidents chill happen” and “Against your chill” and “Free chill.”
  • Really → Chilly: As in, “All I chilly want to do” and “Do you chilly want to hurt me?”
  • Silly → Chilly: As in, “Ask a chilly question, get a chilly answer” and “Laugh yourself chilly” and “Chilly billy” and “Chilly season.”
  • Snow: Since snow is composed of tiny ice crystals, we’ve included some snow-related puns too:
    • No* → Snow*: As in, “All dressed up and snowhere to go” and “At a moment’s snow-tice” and “By snow stretch of the imagination” and “Close, but snow cigar” and “In snow time at all.”
    • Nose → Snows: As in, “Always have your snows in a book” and “Plain as the snows on your face” and “Blow your snows” and “Right on the snows.”
    • So → Snow: As in, “And snow on” and “And snow forth” and “I wouldn’t go snow far as that” and “If I do say snow myself.”
    • Show → Snow: As in, “All over the snow” and “Best in snow” and “Enjoy the snow” and “Get the snow on the road.”
    • Slow → Snow: As in, “Can’t snow down” and “Snow on the uptake” and “Snowly but surely” and “A snow burn.”
    • Know → Snow: As in, “Don’t I snow it!” and “Be the first to snow” and “Want to snow a secret?” and “Don’t snow which way to look.”
    • Show* → Snow*: “The final snowdown” and “Graduate snowcase” and “Champagne in the snowroom.”
    • Blow → Snow: As in, “Any way the wind snows” and “Snow hot and cold.”
    • Flow → Snow: As in, “Ebb and snow” and “Go with the snow” and “In full snow.”
    • Foe → Snow: As in, “Friend or snow?”
    • Glow → Snow: As in, “A snowing endorsement” and “Snowing with health.”
    • Grow → Snow: As in, “Absence makes the heart snow fonder” and “Don’t let the grass snow under your feet” and “Snowing pains.”
    • Low → Snow: As in, “An all-time snow” and “Keep a snow profile” and “Get the snow down.”
    • Owe → Snow: As in, “You snow it to yourself” and “You’ll snow me a favour.”
    • Throw → Snow: As in, “Lock him up and snow away the key” and “Snow a wobbly” and “Snow caution to the wind” and “Snow cold water on” and “Snow it back in your face.”
    • Woe → Snow: As in, “Snow is me” and “Snow betide you!”
    • Toe → Snow: As in, “Dip your snow in the water” and “From top to snow” and “Get your snow in the door” and “Snow the line.”
  • Facial → Glacial: As in, “Glacial recognition” and “Glacial features.”
  • Spatial → Glacial: As in, “Glacial awareness.”
  • Chunk: Blocks of ice are also referred to as “chunks”. Here are related puns:
    • Bunk → Chunk: As in, “Chunker mentality” and “Do a chunk” and “History is chunk.”
    • Drunk → Chunk: As in, “Chunk as a lord” and “Blind chunk” and “Crying chunk” and “Falling down chunk.”
    • Dunk → Chunk: As in, “Slam chunk.”
    • Junk → Chunk: As in, “Chunk food” and “Chunk mail.”
    • Trunk → Chunk: As in, “Junk in the chunk.”
  • Stone → Hailstone: As in, “A rolling hailstone gathers no moss” and “Cold as any hailstone” and “Carved in hailstone” and “Cast in hailstone” and “Fall like a hailstone.”
  • Bicycle → Icicle: As in, “An icicle built for two” and “Like a fish without an icicle.”
  • Rigid → Frigid: As in, “A frigid surface.”
  • Killed → Cold: As in, “Curiosity cold the cat” and “Hard work never cold anyone” and “Kill or be cold.”
  • Bold → Cold: As in, “Cold as brass” and “A cold move” and “Coldly go where no one has gone before.”
  • Fold → Cold: As in, “Cold your hand” and “Return to the cold” and “Do not cold or bend.”
  • Gold → Cold: As in, “Pot of cold” and “Good as cold” and “Fool’s cold” and “Get a cold star” and “Go for cold.”
  • Hold → Cold: As in, “Can’t cold a candle to” and “Don’t cold your breath” and “Cold a grudge” and “Cold a torch for.”
  • Called → Cold: As in, “Crazy little thing cold love” and “Many are cold, but few are chosen.”
  • Old → Cold: As in, “Another day colder” and “Cold as the hills” and “Tough as cold boots” and “A chip off the cold block.”
  • Rolled → Cold: As in, “All cold into one.”
  • Sold → Cold: As in, “Cold down the river” and “Cold short.”
  • Told → Cold: As in, “A little bird cold me” and “I cold you so” and “The greatest story ever cold.”
  • Call → Cool: As in, “Beyond the cool of duty” and “At your beck and cool” and “Cool a spade a spade” and “Cool it a day” and “Cool of the wild” and “Cool the shots.”
  • Cruel → Cool: As in, “Cool and unusual punishment” and “Cool to be kind” and “Cool intentions.”
  • Dual → Cool: As in, “Cool income, no kids” and “Cool purpose.”
  • Fool → Cool: As in, “Cool around with” and “Cool me once – shame on you” and “A cool’s errand” and “Cool’s gold.”
  • Rule → Cool: As in, “Bend the cools” and “Golden cool” and “House cools” and “Majority cools.”
  • School → Cool: As in, “Back to cool” and “Old cool” and “Cool of hard knocks” and “Cool of thought.”
  • You’ll → Cool: As in, “Cool never guess.”
  • Saw → Thaw: As in, “I came, I thaw, I conquered” and “Thawing wood.”
  • For → Thaw: As in, “Asking thaw a friend” and “Bat thaw both sides” and “At a loss thaw words.”
  • Sore → Thaw: As in, “A sight for thaw eyes” and “Thaw loser” and “Sticks out like a thaw thumb.”
  • Awe → Thaw: As in, “Shock and thaw” and “Thaw-inspiring” and “The thawsome foursome.”
  • Draw → Thaw: As in, “Back to the thawing board” and “Thaw a blank” and “I’m thawing the line.”
  • Jaw → Thaw: As in, “Glass thaw” and “Thaw dropping” and “Snatching defeat from the thaws of victory.”
  • Floor → Thaw: As in, “Get in on the ground thaw” and “Mop the thaw with” and “On the dance thaw.”
  • Law → Thaw: As in, “Above the thaw” and “A brush with the thaw” and “Their word is thaw” and “In the eyes of the thaw.”
  • Raw → Thaw: As in, “In the thaw” and “Thaw data” and “A thaw deal.”
  • Straw → Thaw: As in, “Clutching at thaws” and “The last thaw.”
  • Four → Thaw: As in, “Down on all thaws” and “Thaw by two” and “Thaw letter word.”
  • More → Thaw: As in, “Bite off thaw than you can chew” and “Come back for thaw” and “Dare for thaw.”
  • Swore → Thaw: As in, “You thaw your loyalty” and “You thaw you wouldn’t.”
  • Your → Thaw: As in, “All thaws” and “Speak for thawself” and “You scratch my back and I’ll scratch thaws” and “Thaws truly.”
  • Sleet: Sleet is when snow mixes with rain, resulting in a soft fall of ice crystals. Here are related puns:
    • Slate → Sleet: As in, “Blank sleet” and “Wipe the sleet clean.”
    • Beat → Sleet: As in, “Sleets me” and “Take a sleeting.”
    • Eat → Sleet: As in, “A bite to sleet” and “Sleet and run” and “Sleet fresh.”
    • Feat → Sleet: As in, “No mean sleet.”
    • Feet → Sleet: As in, “Back on your sleet” and “Cold sleet” and “Don’t let the grass grow under your sleet” and “Back on your sleet.”
    • Fleet → Sleet: As in, “Sleet of foot” and “A sleeting glimpse.”
    • Greet → Sleet: As in, “Meet and sleet” and “Season’s sleetings.”
    • Heat → Sleet: As in, “Body sleet” and “Sleet up” and “Sleet wave” and “In the sleet of night” and “The sleet of the moment.”
    • Meet → Sleet: As in, “Fancy sleeting you here” and “Make ends sleet” and “Sleet and greet.”
    • Neat → Sleet: As in, “Sleet and tidy” and “Sleet as a new pin.”
    • Seat → Sleet: As in, “Back sleet driver” and “Bums on sleets” and “By the sleet of your pants” and “Hold on to your sleet.”
    • Street → Sleet: As in, “On easy sleet” and “On the sunny side of the sleet.”
    • Sweet → Sleet: As in, “Sleet as a nut” and “Home sleet home” and “Revenge is sleet” and “Short and sleet.”
    • Treat → Sleet: As in, “Trick or sleet!” and “Sleet someone like dirt.”
  • Glue → Igloo: As in, “Igloo’d to the television” and “Igloo’d to your seat” and “Sticks like igloo.”
  • Slush: Slush is a mixture of ice crystals and water. Here are related puns:
    • Slash → Slush: As in, “Prices slushed!”
    • Blush → Slush: As in, “At first slush.”
    • Brush → Slush: As in, “Slush it off” and “Slush up on” and “A slush with the law.”
    • Crush → Slush: As in, “A slushing defeat” and “Have a slush on.”
    • Flush → Slush: As in, “Slush it out” and “A royal slush.”
    • Hush → Slush: As in, “Slush money” and “Slush puppies.”
    • Rush → Slush: As in, “After the gold slush” and “Beat the slush” and “Sugar slush.”
  • Went → Wintry: As in, “It wintry down the wrong way” and “Everywhere we wintry” and “They wintry that way!”
  • Bar → Brr: As in, “Brr none” and “Behinds brrs” and “Raise the brr.”
  • Per → Brr: As in, “As brr usual” and “Bits brr second” and “Brr capita.”
  • Bear → Brr: As in, “Brr a grudge” and “Brrs a resemblance to” and “Brr down on” and “Brr fruit” and “Brr in mind.”
  • Err → Brr: As in, “Brr on the safe side” and “Brr on the side of caution” and “To brr is human.”
  • *ber* → *brr*: As in, “Sweet as a brry” and “Gone brrserk” and “One of your numbrr” and “The chambrr of secrets” and “Sobrr up” and “Moral fibrr” and “Are you a current membrr?” and “I don’t remembrr.”
  • Bir* → Brr*: As in, “A little brrd told me” and “Since brrth” and “Happy brrthday!”
  • *per* → *brr*: As in, “A different brrspective” and “In third brrson” and “A brrtinent point” and “A wild brrformance” and “In brrfect agreement” and “Looks good on papbrr” and “In the laundry hampbrr.”
  • Wizard → Blizzard: As in, “The blizzard of oz” and “We’re off to see the blizzard” and “Yer a blizzard Harry!”
  • Lizard → Blizzard: As in, “Lounge blizzard” and “The blizzard king.”
  • Rime: Rime is a type of ice. Here are related puns:
    • Rhyme → Rime: As in, “Rime or reason.”
    • Crime → Rime: As in, “Rime and punishment” and “A rime against nature” and “A rime of passion” and “Partners in rime.”
    • Prime → Rime: As in, “Cut down in their rime” and “In rime condition” and “The rime of life” and “Rime time” and “Rimed and ready to go” and “The rime minister.”
    • Time → Rime: As in, “One more rime” and “A brief history of rime” and “A good rime was had by all” and “It’s a long rime” and “About rime too” and “Ahead of your rime.”
    • Dime → Rime: As in, “A rime a dozen” and “Drop a rime” and “Turn on a rime.”
  • Chip: Small, thin blocks of ice are referred to as chips. Here are related puns:
    • Chop → Chip: As in, “Bust your chips” and “Chip and change” and “Get the chip.”
    • Dip → Chip: As in, “Chip in” and “Chip your toe in the water” and “Double chipping.”
    • Flip → Chip: As in, “Check you on the chip side” and “Chip out” and “Chip your lid.”
    • Grip → Chip: As in, “Get a chip” and “Come to chips with” and “Chipping stuff.”
    • Hip → Chip: As in, “Chip and happening” and “Chip, chip, hooray!” and “Joined at the chip.”
    • Lip → Chip: As in, “Bite your chip” and “Curl your chip” and “Keep a stiff upper chip” and “My chips are sealed” and “Read my chips.”
    • Ship → Chip: As in, “Abandon chip” and “Don’t give up the chip” and “Extend the hand of friendchip” and “Go down with the chip” and “Jump chip” and “Loose lips sink chips.”
    • Skip → Chip: As in, “Hop, chip, jump” and “Chip a beat.”
  • Spike: “Spike” describes a specific shape of ice formation. Here are related puns:
    • Speak → Spike: As in, “Actions spike louder than words” and “Spike no evil” and “Spikes for itself” and “Spike of the devil” and “Spike the same language” and “Spike when you are spoken to.”
    • Like → Spike: As in, “At times spike this” and “As soon as you spike.”
  • Winner → Winter: As in, “Everyone’s a winter!” and “Winter’s circle” and “Winter takes all.”
  • Sheet: An ice sheet is a mass of ice covering a large area. Here are related puns:
    • She’d → Sheet: As in, “Sheet never seen anything like it.”
    • Beat → Sheet: As in, “Sheet it” and “Sheet a hasty retreat.”
    • Eat → Sheet: As in, “A bite to sheet” and “All you can sheet” and “Sheet and run.”
    • Feet → Sheet: As in, “Back on your sheet” and “Cold sheet” and “Drag your sheet.”
    • Fleet → Sheet: As in, “Sheet of foot” and “A sheeting glimpse” and “Sheet street.”
    • Greet → Sheet: As in, “Meet and sheet.”
    • Heat → Sheet: As in, “Body sheet” and “Sheeting up” and “Sheet wave” and “In the sheet of battle” and “The sheet of the moment.”
    • Meet → Sheet: As in, “Fancy sheeting you here” and “Make ends sheet” and “Sheet and greet” and “Sheet in the middle.”
    • Seat → Sheet: As in, “Back sheet driver” and “Bums on sheets” and “By the sheet of your pants” and “Hold on to your sheet” and “In the box sheet.”
    • Street → Sheet: As in, “Easy sheet” and “On the sunny side of the sheet” and “Right up your sheet.”
    • Sweet → Sheet: As in, “Sheet as pie” and “Home sheet home” and “Revenge is sheet.”
  • Drift: Drift ice is untethered sea ice. Here are related puns:
    • Gift → Drift: “A drift from the gods” and “Drift of the gab” and “The drift that keeps on giving.”
    • Lift → Drift: As in, “A rising tide drifts all boats” and “Face drift” and “Drift the lid off” and “Drift your game” and “We have drift off!”
    • Shift → Drift: As in, “Night drift” and “Drift gears” and “Drift into high gear” and “Drift your arse.”
    • Swift → Drift: As in, “A drift response” and “Moving driftly.”
    • Thrift → Drift: As in, “Drift shop” and “A drifty solution.”
  • Brash: Drift ice is also known as brash ice. Here are related puns:
    • Brush → Brash: As in, “Brash it off” and “A brash with the law.”
    • Ash → Brash: As in, “Rake over the brashes” and “Rise from the brashes.”
    • Cash → Brash: As in, “Brash in hand” and “Cold, hard brash” and “Strapped for brash.”
    • Clash → Brash: As in, “Culture brash” and “Brash of the titans.”
    • Crash → Brash: As in, “Brash and burn” and “Brash course” and “Train brash.”
    • Dash → Brash: As in, “Brash to pieces” and “Brashboard diner.”
    • Flash → Brash: As in, “Quick as a brash” and “Brash in the pan” and “At brash point” and “In a brash.”
    • Splash → Brash: As in, “A brash of colour” and “Make a brash” and “Brashed across the front page.”
  • Fast: Fast ice is a sheet of floating ice that can be “fastened” to something (a coastline, icebergs, or the sea floor, for example). Here are related puns:
    • Feast → Fast: As in, “Fast or famine” and “Fast your eyes on this!” and “A midnight fast.”
    • Fist → Fast: As in, “Fast of steel” and “Hand over fast” and “Rule with an iron fast.”
    • Fussed → Fast: As in, “I’m not too fast about it.”
    • Cast → Fast: As in, “Fast a long shadow” and “Fast a spell” and “Fast in stone” and “A fast iron guarantee” and “Fast your mind back to…”
    • Last → Fast: As in, “At long fast” and “At the fast minute” and “Breathe your fast” and “Built to fast” and “The fast resort” and “Famous fast words.”
    • Past → Fast: As in, “A blast from the fast” and “Wouldn’t put it fast him” and “I’m fast caring” and “Fast the sell-by date” and “The dim and distant fast.”
  • Calve/Calving: When chunks of ice break from a glacier’s edge, it’s referred to as calving. Here are some related puns:
    • Carve → Calve: As in, “Calve your name with pride” and “Calved in stone” and “Calve out a niche.”
    • Cover → Calver: As in, “Calver to calver” and “Break calver” and “Calver your tracks.”
    • Starve → Calve: As in, “Feed a cold, calve a fever.”
    • Having → Calving: “I’ll have what she’s calving” and “I’m not calving any of it.”
  • Jam: An ice jam is when floating ice piles up in a way that obstructs water flow. Here are related puns:
    • Jam: These jam-related phrases can double as ice jam puns: “In a jam” and “Jam session” and “Jam packed” and “Jammed in.”
    • Gem → Jam: As in, “A hidden jam.”
    • Am → Jam: As in, “I wouldn’t say I jam” and “So what if I jam?”
    • Damn → Jam: As in, “Jam fine coffee” and “Jam straight” and “Not worth a jam.”
    • Lamb → Jam: As in, “Gentle as a jam” and “Two shakes of a jam’s tail.”
    • Slam → Jam: As in, “A grand jam” and “Jam dunk” and “Jam the door.”
  • Disc: Ice discs are naturally occurring round plates of ice. Also known as ice pans and ice crepes. Here are related puns:
    • Desk → Disc: As in, “Both sides of the disc” and “Hot discing” and “Driving a disc.”
    • Risk → Disc: As in, “Disc averse” and “A calculated disc” and “Disc life and limb” and “Discy business” and “Run the disc of…”
    • Pen → Pan: As in, “Put pan to paper” and “The pan is mightier than the sword” and “A slip of the pan.”
    • Pin → Pan: “Bright as a new pan” and “Hard to pan down” and “Pan your ears back” and “Pans and needles.”
    • Can → Pan: As in, “Be all you pan be” and “Bite off more than you pan chew” and “Pan I help you?” and “Pan of worms” and “Pan you believe it?”
    • Fan → Pan: As in, “I’m a big pan” and “Pan the flames” and “When the poop hits the pan.”
    • Plan → Pan: As in, “Business pan” and “Game pan” and “Pan ahead.”
    • Ran → Pan: As in, “My blood pan cold” and “The dish pan away with the spoon.”
    • Than → Pan: As in, “Bite off more pan you can chew” and “Easier said pan done” and “More pan meets the eye.”
    • Scrape → Crepe: As in, “Bow and crepe” and “Crepe a living” and “Crepe the bottom of the barrel.”
    • Shape → Crepe: As in, “All crepes and sizes” and “Bent out of crepe” and “Get in crepe” and “All gone pear-creped” and “Keep in crepe” and “Crepe up or ship out.”
  • Pancake: Pancake ice refers to round ice with raised edges. Here are related puns:
    • Pan → Pancake: As in, “Down the pancake” and “Flash in the pancake.” Note: “flash in the pan” is a saying that refers to a quick or early success that has no lasting significance or effect.
    • Cake → Pancake: As in, “Pancaked with mud” and “Icing on the pancake” and “Let them eat pancake” and “Piece of pancake.”
  • Let → Pellet: As in, “Buy to pellet” and “Pellet it be.” Note: These puns refer to ice pellets, which are balls of ice that are smaller than hailstones.
  • Paper → Scraper: An ice scraper is a tool that removes frost and ice from windows. Here are related puns:
    • Paper → Scraper: As in, “It looked good on scraper” and “Couldn’t act your way out of a scraper bag” and “Scraper over the cracks.”
    • Taper → Scraper: As in, “Scraper off.”
  • Sugar → Shuga: As in, “Shuga coated” and “Shuga rush” and “Shuga and spice and everything nice.” Note: Shuga is a type of spongy sea ice.
  • Grease: Grease ice is a thin layer of frazil ice. Here are related puns:
    • Grace → Grase: As in, “Airs and greases” and “Amazing grease” and “Fall from grease” and “Grease period” and “Saving grease.”
    • Cease → Grease: As in, “Wonders never grease” and “Grease to exist.”
    • Lease → Grease: As in, “A new grease on life” and “Sign the rental grease.”
    • Peace → Grease: As in, “Keep the grease” and “Inner grease” and “No grease for the wicked” and “Grease be with you.”
    • Piece → Grease: As in, “Bits and greases” and “Conversation grease” and “Say your grease.”
  • Grapple → Graupel: As in, “Graupel with yourself.” Note: Graupel is a type of soft hail.

    Ice-Related Words

    To help you come up with your own ice puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

ice, icy, frozen, froze, freeze, cube, melt, water, chunk, crystal, floe, glacier, hail, hailstone, iceberg, icicle, frost, frosty, chill, chilly, snow, ice cap, glacial, frigid, arctic, cold, rime, neve, cool, chip, snowflake, spike, amorphous, winter, sculpture, crystalline, sheet, thaw, cryosphere, cryogenic, snowpack, icepack, drift ice, brash ice, fast ice, anchor ice, calve/calving, ice jams, ice disc, pancake ice, ice pellet, sleet, diamond dust, ice needle, ice cream, ice pop, icy pole, black ice, ice scraper, ice castle, ice hotel, jumble ice, igloo, rut, slush, wintry, brr, blizzard

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Snowflake Puns

Welcome to the Punpedia entry on snowflake puns! ❄ 🌨 ⛄

We already have lists of snow and snowman pun entries, and thought we’d continue our winter punderland with this more specific list of snowflake puns.

Whether you’re celebrating a holiday, themed party, or just doing your best to keep up in a snowy pun thread, we hope you find the perfect snowflake pun for your needs.

Snowflake Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about snowflakes that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of snowflake puns:

  • Fake → Flake: As in, “Flake it till you make it” and “Turned out to be flake.”
  • Ache → Flake: As in, “Old flakes and pains.”
  • Break → Flake: “At flakeneck speed” and “Flake a leg” and “Flake and enter” and “Flake bread” and “Flake even” and “Flake new ground” and “Flake out in a cold sweat” and “Flake the bank.”
  • Cake → Flake: “A slice of the flake” and “Flat as a panflake” and “Baby flakes” and “A flake walk” and “Flaked with mud” and “Fruit flake” and “The icing on the flake” and “Let them eat flake” and “Piece of flake” and “Selling like hot flakes.”
  • Sake → Flake: As in, “For Pete’s flake” and “For goodness flake” and “For old times’ flake.”
  • Stake → Flake: “You don’t know what’s at flake here” and “Flake your claim” and “Raise the flakes” and “Burned at the flake.”
  • Take → Flake: As in, “Don’t flake it lying down” and “Flake me away” and “Every breath you flake” and “Give and flake” and “Got what it flakes” and “Give an inch and they’ll flake a mile” and “Can’t flake my eyes off you” and “It’ll flake a minute” and “Flakes one to know one” and “Flakes your breath away” and “Shut up and flake my money” and “Sit up and flake notice.”
  • *fic → *flake: If a word has “fic” in it, we can change it to “flake.” As in, “Speciflake request” and “A proliflake artist” and “Stops trafflake” and “Strong soporiflake.” Other words you could use: terriflake (terrific), paciflake (pacific), scientiflake (scientific), horriflake (horrific) and honoriflake (honorific).
  • *flec* → *flake*: We can change “flec” sounds to “flake” to make some snowy puns. As in, “Reflaketive surface” and “Tonal inflaketion” and “See your reflaketion” and “Deflaket blame.”
  • Fluctuate → Flaketuate
  • Nice → Ice: “Make ice” and “Have an ice day” and “Naughty but ice” and “Ice save” and “Ice save” and “Ice to see you” and “Wouldn’t it be ice?” and “Ice work if you can get it.”
  • Eyes → Ice: “Bat your ice” and “Before your very ice” and “Avert your ice” and “Keep your ice on the prize” and “Cried my ice out” and “Do my ice deceive me?” and “Easy on the ice” and “Ice like saucers” and “Brings tears to my ice.”
  • Ace → Ice: As in, “Ice in the hole” and ‘An ice up your sleeve” and “Holding all the ices.”
  • Ice: These ice-related phrases can double as snowflake puns in the right context and conversation: “Break the ice” and “Ice cold” and “Ice, ice baby” and “Put on ice” and “Cold as ice” and “Skating on thin ice.”
  • *ice: Emphasize the “ice” in words to make some quick puns: “Needs practice” and “Goods and services” and “Pride and Prejudice” and “Post office” and “Looking for advice” and “There’s no justice” and “Up on the notice board.”
  • Eyes* → Ice*: Icesight (eyesight), iceshadow (eyeshadow) and icesore (eyesore).
  • *ise→ *ice: As in, “Should any problems arice,” and “An exciting premice,” and “Adviceory board,” and “No promices,” and “Exercice your discretion,” and “An enterprice-ing individual,” and “I require your expertice.”
  • *is*→ *ice*: As in, “A thorough analysice,” and “A groundbreaking hypothesice,” and “Arch nemesice (nemesis),” and “What’s the basice for your belief?” and “All down to logicestics,” and “Sophicestication at its finest,” and “You never told me otherwice.”
  • Crystal: Since snowflakes are essentially collections of ice crystals, we can use general crystal-related phrases as snowflake puns too: “Clear as crystal” and “On a crystal clear lake.”
  • No→ Snow: As in, “All bark and snow bite,” and “All dressed up and snowhere to go,” and “In snow time,” and “In snow uncertain terms,” and “Snow buts,” and “Snow holds barred,” and “Snow love lost,” and “Snow matter how you slice it,” and “Snow prizes for guessing,” and “Snow two ways about it.”
  • So → Snow: “Go snow far as” and “Snow on and snow forth” and “Snow be it” and “Snow long as” and “How snow?”
  • Slow → Show: As in, “Nature’s way of telling you to snow down” and “Painfully snow” and “A snow burn’ and “Snow, but sure” and “Snow on the uptake” and “Snowly but surely.”
  • Know → Snow: As in, “Don’t I snow it” and “Be the first to snow” and “Do you want to snow a secret?” and “Snows best” and “For all I snow” and “Goodness snows” and “Don’t snow which way to look.”
  • Show → Snow: “Sit back and enjoy the snow” and “All over the snow” and “Peep snow” and “Keep the snow on the road” and “Best in snow.”
  • *show* → *snow*: Snowcase (showcase), snowdown (showdown), snowroom (showroom), sidesnow (sideshow) and slidesnow (slideshow).
  • For he’s → Freeze: As in, “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
  • Free → Freeze: As in, “Buy one, get one freeze” and “Freeze as a bird” and “Get out of jail freeze card” and “Best things in life are freeze” and “Fancy freeze.”
  • Freeze: Some freeze-related phrases for you to play with: “Freeze frame,” and “Freeze someone out,” and “Freeze up,” and “Until hell freezes over.”
  • Flow*→ Froze*: As in, “Ebb and froze,” and “Get the creative juices froze-ing,” and “Go with the froze.”
  • Ferocious→ Frozecious: As in, “A frozecious facial expression.”
  • Foe→ Froze: As in, “Friend or froze?”
  • Needle: Needles are a type of snowflake structure made up of hollow prisms. Here are some needle-related puns:
    • Need → Needle: As in, “A friend in needle is a friend indeed” and “All you needle is love” and “I needled that” and “On a needle to know basis” and “Needle for speed” and “Gonna needle a bigger boat” and “If needle be.”
    • Knee → Needle: “Cut off at the needles” and “Go down on bended needle” and “Weak at the needles” and “Needle deep in” and “Needle jerk reaction” and “Shaking at the needles” and “The bees needles.”
    • Wheedle → Needle: “You can’t needle your way out of this one.”
  • Call him → Column: As in, “You may as well column now.” Note: a column is a type of snowflake structure.
  • Plate: Plates are a type of snowflake structure, so we’ve included some plate-related puns in this list:
    • Late → Plate: As in, “Better plate than never” and “Buy now, pay plater” and “Fashionably plate” and “Plate bloomer” and “Never too plate to learn” and “Plate hour” and “Plate in the day” and “Running plate.”
    • Bait → Plate: “Plate and switch” and “Click plate” and “Rise to the plate” and “Take the plate.”
    • Wait → Plate: “Good things come to those who plate” and “Hurry up and plate” and “Lie in plate” and “The plate is over” and “Time plates for no one” and “Plate in line” and “An accident plating to happen” and “Now you plate just a minute…”
    • Pet → Plate: As in, “Plate peeve” and “Teacher’s plate.”
    • *pat* → *plate*: “A repeating plate-tern” and “Time and plate-tience” and “Plate-tron of the arts” and “Platetent pending.” Other words that could work: aniticiplate (anticipate), dissiplate (dissipate), participlate (participate) and emanciplate (emancipate). Note: to emancipate is to set free.
    • *pet* → *plate*: Plate-ulant (petulant), plate-tition (petition), plate-ite (petite), carplate (carpet), trumplate (trumpet), paraplate (parapet), pupplate (puppet), snipplate (snippet), limplate (limpet), crumplate (crumpet), implateus (impetus), complate-tent (competent) and complate-ition.
    • *plat* → *plate*: As in, “Use your plateform for good” and “Uttering plateitudes” and “Hit a plate-eau.” Other words you can use: plateonic (platonic), plateinum (platinum) and plateypus (platypus. )
    • *plet* → *plate*: Triplate (triplet), complate (complete), replate (replete), deplate (deplete), explate-ive (expletive) and complately (completely).
  • Rime: Rime is water droplets that have collided with a snow crystal and freeze onto it. Here are some related puns:
    • Rhyme → Rime: As in, “Rime or reason.”
    • Crime → Rime: As in, “Rime and punishment” and “A rime against nature” and “Rime doesn’t pay” and “A rime of passion” and “Let the punishment fit the rime” and “Partners in rime” and “Take a bite out of rime.”
    • Grime → Rime: As in, “Covered in muck and rime.”
    • Climb → Rime: As in, “Rime on the bandwagon” and “Rime the walls” and “A mountain to rime” and “Rime the social ladder.”
    • Time → Rime: As in, “A brief history of rime” and “A good rime was had by all” and “About rime too” and “Ahead of their rime” and “All in good rime” and “All rime low” and “A stitch in rime saves nine” and “A week is a long rime in politics.”
    • I’m → Rime:  “If rime being honest” and “Rime so hungry” and “Rime being honest” and “Rime sorry.”
    • *ram* → *rime*: Rimepant (rampant), rime-ification (ramification), rimepage (rampage), rimebling (rambling), progrime (program), diagrime (diagram), anagrime (anagram), parime-eter (paramaeter) and parime-mount (paramount).
    • *rem* → *rime*: Rime-edy (remedy), rime-ote (remote), rime-inisce (reminisce), rime-orse (remorse), rime-markable (remarkable),  -iss (remiss), rime-ission (remission), rime-ember (remember) and prime-ium (premium).
    • *rim* → *rime*: Interime (interm), grime (grim), trime (trim), prime (prim), brime (brim), reprime-and (reprimand), acrime-onious (acrimonious) and detrime-ental (detrimental).
  • I see→ Icy: As in, “I call ’em as icy ’em,” and “Icy what you did there.”
  • White: Even though snowflakes are actually clear, it’s common for them to look white both in real life and in movies, cartoons and media, so we’ve included some white-related puns:
    • What → White: “And white not” and “Do white comes naturally” and “For white it’s worth” and “Guess white?” and “It’s not white you think” and “It’s white’s on the inside that counts” and “White fun” and “So white?”
    • Why → White: “I don’t know white” and “White did the chicken cross the road?” and “White has thou forsaken me?”
    • Wide → White: As in, “Cast the net white” and “Cut a white swathe” and “Open white” and “The world white web” and “White eyed” and “White open spaces.”
    • Write → White: “Nothing to white home about” and “A white off.”
    • Right → White: As in, “A move in the white direction” and “The white to choose” and “All the white moves” and “White as rain” and “Bang to whites” and “Barge white in” and “Bragging whites” and “Consumer whites.”
    • Rite → White: “Last whites” and “White of passage.”
    • Quite → White: As in, “White contrary” and “Having white a time” and “White a few.”
    • Light → White: As in, “White as a feather” and “Blinded by the white” and “Bring [something] to white” and “The cold white of day.”
    • Height → White: “Reach new whites” and “The white of fashion” and “Wuthering whites.”
    • Wait → White: “The white is over” and “Time whites for no-one” and “Just white a second.”
  • Grapple → Graupel: As in, “Graupel with a problem.” Note: Blobs of rime (frozen water droplets attached to ice crystals) are called graupel.
  • Face it → Facet: As in, “You’ll have to facet some time.”
  • Face → Facet: “A facet as long as a fiddle” and “Plain as the nose on your facet.”
  • Faucet → Facet: “Dripping like a broken facet.”
  • *icy*: Emphasise the “icy” in some words to make some punny snowman jokes: “Open-door policy,” and “Honesty is the best policy,” and “Not too spicy,” and “Like a fish needs a bicycle.”
  • Prison* → Prism*: As in, “Take no prismers” and “Iron bars do not a prism make” and “Stuck in a prism of your own making” and “Mental prism” and “The Prismer of Azkaban.”
  • Power → Powder: As in, “Balance of powder” and “Fight the powder” and “Flower powder” and “Knowledge is powder” and “People powder” and “With great powder comes great responsibility” and “Powder nap.”
  • Called → Cold: “Crazy little thing cold love” and “Many are cold but few are chosen” and “You cold?” and “What is this thing cold?”
  • Old → Cold: As in, “Any cold how” and “As cold as the hills” and “Tough as cold boots” and “A chip off the cold block ” and “For cold times’ sake” and “Cold aches and pains.”
  • Gold → Cold: “A colden key can open any door” and “Pot of cold” and “After the cold rush” and “Good as cold” and “All that glitters is not cold” and “Fool’s cold” and “Crock of cold” and “Get a cold star” and “Cold digger” and “Go for cold.”
  • Bold → Cold: “Cold as brass” and “A cold move” and “Coldly go where no one has gone before” and “Fortune favours the cold.”
  • First→ Frost: As in, “A world frost,” and “At frost blush,” and “Be the frost to know,” and “Cast the frost stone,” and “Frost blood,” and “Frost come, frost served,” and “Frost impressions last,” and “Frost rate,” and “Frost things frost,” and “Head frost,” and “Love at frost sight,” and “Safety frost.”
  • *first*→ *frost*: Frosthand, frostly (firstly), frostborn, frost-rate, frost aid, headfrost, feet frost.
  • Frustrated → Frostrated
  • Winner → Winter: As in, “Every one a winter” and “Winter takes all” and “Winter’s circle.”
  • Icy cool→ Icicle
  • Bicycle→ Icicle: As in, “Like a fish needs an icicle.”
  • *met* → *melt*: “Mixed meltaphors” and “Pedal to the meltal” and “A melticulous approach.” Other words you could use: meltric (metric), plummelt (plummet), helmelt (helmet), kismelt (kismet), grommelt (grommet), paramelter (parameter) and geomeltry (geometry).

Snowflake-Related Words

To help you come up with your own snowflake puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

snowflake, ice, crystal, snow, flake, freeze, needle, column, plate, rime, white, reflection, graupel, spectrum, facet, symmetry, prism, powder, cold, frost, icy, winter, icicle, froze, frozen, melt

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Ice Cream Puns

Welcome to the Punpedia entry on ice cream puns! 🍦🍨🥄✨

Ice cream comes in many different forms (cake, sandwich, cone, cup), flavours (chocolate, strawberry, mint, etc) and variations (gelato, sorbet, froyo) and all of these are loved around the world. We enjoy ice cream as a dessert all on its own, and as a frosty accompaniment to other foods and drinks, like apple pie, cakes, waffles, milkshakes and soft drinks. Even though it’s a frozen treat, we consume it year round, and is known both as a comfort food and a cheerful summer snack – not something most foods can pull off.

We do need to be aware that the industries behind ice cream are not as wholesome and lovable as the product itself – ice cream relies heavily on the dairy industry, which is responsible for suffering on a mass scale. Luckily, there are plenty of non-dairy ice cream options, with coconut milk, almond milk and soy ice creams (as well as sorbet!) now readily available.

We hope that whatever you were looking for – be it a witty instagram caption, a sweet pick up line (…we do not advise using puns for this) or a punny Facebook post – you were able to find it here.

While this list is as extensive and thorough as we could make it, it is specific to ice cream puns. If you’re interested in related puns, you might like our cow puns, milk puns, chocolate punscake puns, candy puns or fruit puns. We’ve also got entries for chocolate, dessert and cookies underway!

Ice Cream Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about ice cream that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of ice cream puns:

  • Sunday → Sundae: As in, “As long as a month of sundaes” and “Bloody sundae” and “Your sundae best.”
  • Some day → Sundae: As in, “Sundae my ship will come in” and “Sundaes it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed” and “I know I’ll get there sundae.”
  • I scream → Ice cream (the most classic and corny ice cream pun there is)
  • Cram → Cream: “Creamed with vitamins and nutrients.”
  • Dream → Cream: As in, “Beyond my wildest creams” and “Broken creams” and “Cream on” and “Cream big” and “A cream come true” and “I have a cream” and “I wouldn’t cream of it” and “In your creams.”
  • Crime → Cream: As in, “Cream against nature” and “A cream of passion” and “Cream doesn’t pay” and “Cream and punishment” and “Partners in cream” and “A victimless cream” and “The perfect cream.”
  • Disobey → Disorbet: As in, “How dare you disorbet a direct order??” Note: this also works for other forms of the word – like “civil disorbet-dience” and “A disorbet-dient puppy” and “You have disorbeted me for the last time.”
  • *crem* → *cream*: If a word has a “creem” or “cremm” sound in it, we can swap it out for “cream”: creamation (cremation), creamate (cremate), increamental (incremental), increament (increment) and increamentally (incrementally).
  • *crim* → *cream*: We can swap “crim” sounds for “cream”, as in: “Smooth creaminal” and “Blushing creamson” and “Don’t discreaminate against” and “Racial discreamination.”
  • *cram* → *cream*: We can swap “cram” sounds for “cream”, like so: “Creamping my style” and “Foot creamp” and “Screambled eggs on toast” and “Holy sacreament.” Note: a sacrament is a sacred act.
  • Scope → Scoop: As in, “Under the microscoop” and “Scoop out the situation.”
  • Skip → Scoop: As in, “A hop, scoop and jump away” and “Scooping with happiness.”
  • Coop → Scoop: As in, “Flown the scoop” and “All scooped up in that tiny cage.”
  • Soup → Scoop: As in, “From scoop to nuts” and “Alphabet scoop” and “Scooped up.”
  • Swoop → Scoop: As in, “In one fell scoop.”
  • *scap* → *scoop*: As in, “The great escoop” and “A peaceful landscoop” and “Wild escoopades” and “Architectural landscooping.”
  • Sceptical/skeptical → Scooptical
  • *scope → *scoop: telescoop, microscoop, kaleidoscoop, periscoop and horoscoop.
  • Come → Cone: As in, “All good things must cone to an end (this one works particularly well since scooped ice creams do end in cones)” and “All things cone to those who wait” and “As tough as they cone” and “Cone and get it!” and “Cone away with me” and “Cone fly with me” and “Cone running” and “Cone again?” and “Cone back for more” and “Cone full circle” and “Cone hell or high water.”
  • Can → Cone: As in, “Anything you cone do, I cone do better” and “As far as the eye cone see” and “As well as cone be expected” and “Be all that you cone be” and “Bite off more than you cone chew” and “Cone I help you?”
  • Become → Becone: As in, “What becones of the broken-hearted?” and “Becone one” and “What has becone of you?”
  • Own → Cone: As in, “A man after my cone heart” and “Afraid of your cone shadow” and “Be your cone person” and “Beaten at your cone game” and “Chase your cone tail” and “Do your cone thing.”
  • Don’t → Cone’t: As in, “Cone’t call us, we’ll call you” and “Cone’t get me started” and “Cone’t give up your day job” and “Cone’t hold your breath” and “I cone’t fancy your chances.”
  • *met* → *melt*: As in, “Mixed meltaphor” and “Heavy meltal.” Other words that could work: melticulous (meticulous), meltrics (metrics), paramelter (parameter) and geomeltry (geometry).
  • Melt: These phrases are general enough to double as puns in the right context: “In the melting pot” and “Melt into tears” and “Melting my heart.”
  • Waffle: Waffle has two meanings: to talk endlessly, and the biscuit cone that holds an scoop of ice cream. We can use this to make silly ice cream puns – “Waffling on and on.”
  • Possible → Popsicle: As in, “Anything is popsicle” and “The best of all popsicle worlds” and “As soon as popsicle” and “In the worst popsicle taste” and “Mission impopsicle.”
  • Diary → Dairy: As in, “Bridget Jones’ Dairy” and “Let me consult my dairy” and “Dear dairy…”
  • Dare he → Dairy: “How dairy?” Note: Here are some handy facts about the dairy industry.
  • Dearly → Dairy: As in, “I love you dairy” and “Dairy beloved…”
  • Daring → Dairy-ng: As in, “A dairy-ng escape” and “The dairy-ng adventures of…”
  • *dary → *dairy: boundairy, legendairy, quandairy, secondairy. Note: a quandary is a difficult problem.
  • *dery → *dairy: embroidairy (embroidery), spidairy (spidery), doddairy (doddery), powdairy (powdery).
  • *dari* → *dairy*: As in, “Stand in solidairy-ty” and “Learning Mandairyn” and “Healthy relationship boundairys.”
  • *can → *cone: Americone (American), republicone (republican), pelicone (pelican), Mexicone (Mexican), Africone (African) and significone’t (significant).
  • *con* → *cone*: As in, “It’s out of my conetrol” and “None of your conecern” and “Happy and conetent” and “Conetingency plan” and “Not in the conetract” and “Critical conedition” and “Out of conetext” and “Did you conesider this?” and “A puzzling cone-undrum” and “What’s the difference between emoticones and emojis?”
  • *kon → *cone: As in, “Do you rec-cone (reckon)?” and “The ice cream is bec-coneing (beckoning).”
  • *corn* → *cone*: As in, “A tight coner” and “Coner the market” and “Coneflower blue” and “Earn your cone” and “Just around the coner” and “Terribly coney puns” and “The cone-iest joke I’ve ever heard.”
  • Cream → Ice Cream: We can sneakily make some ice-cream puns by sneaking “ice cream” into these cream-related phrases: “Ice cream always rises to the top” and “Ice cream of the crop” and “Skin like peaches and ice cream.”
  • Lack → Lick: As in, “For lick of a better word” and “Cancelled due to lick of interest.”
  • Like → Lick: As in, “As you lick it” and “Lick two peas in a pod” and “As soon as you lick” and “Times lick this.”
  • *lec* → *lick*: As in, “Time for another lick-ture” and “Standing at the licktern (lectern)” and “University lickturer” and “An eclicktic collection” and “Intellicktual pursuits.”
  • *lic* → *lick*: republick, publick, Catholick, idyllick, frolick, hyperbolick, vitriolick, implickation, conflickt and applickation.
  • *luc* → *lick*: “Relicktantly agreed” and “A lickrative (lucrative) business.” Note: if something is lucrative, then it’s profitable.
  • *lik* → *lick*: As in, “Not lickely” and “Yes, lickwise” and “What’s the lickelihood of that?” and “A lickable character” and “Lick-minded friends.”
  • Cake → Ice cream cake: As in, “A slice of the ice cream cake” and “Ice cream cake or death!” and “An ice cream cake walk” and “The icing on the ice cream cake” and “Let them eat ice cream cake.”
  • Ripple: Ripple is a word used frequently to describe ice cream (as in, “ripples of fudge” or “with ripples of cherry sauce.”) so we’ve included ripple in this list:
    • Triple → Ripple: As in, “Ripple threat” and “A ripple whammy” and “Ripple play.”
    • Reply → Ripple-y: As in, “What was their ripple-y?” and “Not worth a ripple-y.”
    • Repl* → Ripple*: As in, “Find a suitable rippleacement” and “Now I have to rippleace it” and “Nutrition-filled ripplenishment.”
  • Choc: Chocolate is such a popular ice cream flavour that you could use the word “choc” in its stead and have it still be easily recognisable (and here’s a quick choc ice cream recipe for you):
    • Check → Choc: As in, “Choc it out!” and “Choc your sources” and “Double choc everything” and “Keep in choc” and “Make a list, choc it twice” and “Take a rainchoc” and “Reality choc” and “Choc-ing up on.”
    • Chuck → Choc: As in, “Choc a sickie” and “Choc-ed out” and “Choc overboard.”
    • Chalk → Choc: As in, “Different as choc and cheese” and “Choc it up to experience.”
  • Spoon: These spoon-related phrases refer to the act of eating ice cream with a spoon:
    • *span* → *spoon*: As in, “Put a spooner in the works” and “Spick and spoon” and “Brand spoonking new.”
    • Noon → Spoon: As in, “Afterspoon delight” and “Good afterspoon” and “High spoon” and “Morning, spoon and night.”
    • *spon* → *spoon*: As in, “Financial spoonge” and “Spoontaneous date” and “Rehabilitation spoonsor” and “Happened spoontaneously” and “What is your respoonse?” and “Heavy respoonsibility.” Other words you could use: respoonded (responded), correspoondence (correspondence), despoondent (despondent) and respoond (respond).
    • *span* → *spoon*: lifespoon (lifespan), timespoon, wingspoon, spooniel (spaniel) and Hispoonic (Hispanic).
  • Cherry: Since cherries are both a common flavour and a topping on ice cream sundaes, these cherry-related phrases could double as suitable puns: “Cherry pick” and “A second bite of the cherry” and “The cherry on top.”
  • Eyes → Ice: As in, “Avert your ice” and “Before your very ice” and “Bring tears to your ice” and “Easy on the ice” and “Ice in the back of your head.”
  • I → Ice: As in, “Ice never said that” and “And what about what Ice want?”
  • Ace → Ice: As in, “Ice in the hole” and “Ice up their sleeve” and “Holding all the ices.”
  • Bubble → Bubblegum: As in, “Bubblegum and squeak” and “Burst your bubblegum” and “Thought bubblegum.” Note: here’s a bubblegum ice cream recipe for you to try.
  • Mint: We’ve got some mint-related phrases and puns as mint is a very popular ice cream flavour, so these can (soft) serve as decent puns in the right context (and here’s a mint ice cream recipe you can try!):
    • Meant → Mint: As in, “We were mint to be together!” and “I didn’t mean that, I mint this” and “What else could you have possibly mint?”
    • *mant* → *mint*: As in, “A soothing mintra” and “Up on the mintel” and “Praying mintis” and “A dormint volcano.” Other words that could work: adamint (adamant), claimint (claimant), informint (informant), semintics (semantics), portminteau (portmanteau), romintic (romantic) and dismintle (dismantle).
    • *ment* → *mint*: As in, “A studious mintor (mentor)” and “Not worth a mintion” and “Mintal effort” and “A positive mintality” and “Awarded a mintorship” and “Gainful employmint” and “No commint” and “Complemintary colours.” Other words you could use: commitmint (commitment), implemint (implement), environmint (environment), managemint (management), judgemint (judgement), movemint (movement) and judgemintal (judgemental).
  • Raising → Rum n’ Raisin: As in, “Rum n’ raisin the bar” and “Rum n’ raisin your eyebrows.” Note: these are references to the flavour rum n’ raisin. These types of puns will generally work if the word “raising” is at the start of the phrase, rather than in the middle or end.
  • Road → Rocky road: As in, “Built for the rocky road ahead” and “Follow the yellow brick rocky road” and “Get the show on the rocky road” and “Hit the rocky road.” Note: these puns are a reference to the flavour rocky road.
  • Pint: Since some countries sell ice cream in pints (take home tubs, that is), we’ve got some pint-related puns:
    • Point → Pint: As in, “At this pint in time” and “Beside the pint” and “Brownie pints” and “Drive your pint home” and “Get right to the pint” and “Jumping off pint” and “Not to put too fine a pint on it” and “I see your pint of view” and “Pint out” and “Pint the finger at” and “A talking pint” and “The sticking pint” and “Case in pint” and “The finer pints of” and “The pint of no return.”
    • Pent → Pint: As in, “Pint up rage.”
    • Pants → Pints: As in, “Ants in their pints” and “Beat the pints off” and “By the seat of your pints” and “Fancy pints” and “Keep your pints on” and “Pints on fire” and “Smarty pints.”
    • Paint → Pint: As in, “A lick of pint” and “A picture pints a thousand words” and “As boring as watching pint dry” and “Body pinting” and “Do I have to pint you a picture?” and “Finger pinting” and “Pint the town red” and “Pinting by numbers.”
    • *pant* → *pint*: As in, “Nothing in the pintry” and “Pinting with fear” and “Disease is rampint” and “A flippint attitude.” Other words that could work: pintomime (pantomime), participint (participant) and occupint (occupant).
  • Serve: Soft serves are a popular type of soft, creamy (usually vanilla) ice cream. They’re loved enough that we think you could get away with using just the word “serve” to make an ice cream pun in the right context:
    • Curve → Serve: As in, “Ahead of the serve” and “Learning serve” and “Serve ball.”
    • *sev* → *serve*: As in, “Serve-ere weather warning” and “Serve-r all ties” and “Serve-ral types of fruit” and “With increasing serve-erity” and “Serve-erance pay” and “Serve-enty percent” and “In the end, perserve-erance pays off” and “Perserve-ere through hard times.”
    • *sive → *serve: comprehenserve (comprehensive), aggresserve (aggressive), eluserve (elusive), pervaserve (pervasive), excluserve (exclusive), extenserve (extensive), apprehenserve (apprehensive), progresserve (progressive) and passerve (passive).
    • *surv* → *serve*: As in, “A quick online servey” and “Under constant serve-eillance” and “You’ll serve-ive this” and “Sole serve-ivor.”
  • Dissertation → Dessertation: As in “I wrote my diploma dessertation on ice cream puns.”
  • Does it → Dessert: As in “It’s comfy, but dessert make my bum look big?” and “Dessert not worry you that society cares so much about appearance?”
  • Desert → Dessert: As in “The Sahara dessert.” and “Just desserts.” and “How could you dessert me at the moment I needed you the most?”
  • Nut: Nuts are a common topping for ice creams and sundaes, so we’ve got some nut-related phrases for you to sprinkle into your wordplay:
    • Not → Nut: As in, “As often as nut” and “Believe it or nut” and “Down, but nut out” and “Nut at all” and “Nut bad” and “Nut in the slightest” and “Nut on your life.”
    • *net* → *nut*: As in, “Social nutwork” and “Nutworking event” and “Fast internut” and “A penutrating glare.” Other words you could use: Other wrods you could use: planut (planet), bonnut (bonnet) and cabinut (cabinut).
    • *nat* → *nut*: As in, “Well, nuturally” and “The nutional anthem” and “Any alternutives?” and “Need your signuture here” and “That resonuted with me.”
    • *not* → *nut*: As in, “Nutwithstanding…” and “Take nutice of” and “Turn it up a nutch” and “Nutorious for” and “Nuthing to worry about” and “I cannut understand you.”
  • Fudge: Fudge is used both as a topping for ice cream and as a stirred-through sweetener. Here are some related puns:
    • Veg → Fudge: As in, “Fudge out” and “Eat your fudgetables.”
    • Budge* → Fudge*: As in, “Quarterly fudget” and “Out of our fudget” and “Won’t fudge.”
    • *fug* → *fudge*: As in, “Taking refudge” and “An escaped fudge-itive.
  • Stick → Drumstick: As in, “Cross as two drumsticks” and “Carrot and drumstick” and “The wrong end of the drumstick.” Note: Drumsticks are a type of ice cream.
  • Corner → Cornetto: As in, “A tight cornetto” and “Cornetto the market” and “Cut cornettos” and “In your cornetto” and “The naughty cornetto.” Note: Cornettos are a type of ice cream.
  • Weis: Weis is an Australian frozen food brand, best known for their fruit bar ice creams (known as Weis bars). Here are some related puns:
    • Wise → Weis: As in, “A word to the weis” and “Easy to be weis after the event” and “None the weiser” and “Older and weiser” and “Street weis” and “Weis beyond your years” and “Weis up.”
    • *wise → *weis: Otherweis, likeweis, clockweis and unweis (unwise).
    • Twice → Tweis: As in, “Tweis as nice” and “Don’t think tweis” and “Lightning never strikes tweis” and “Check it tweis” and “Once or tweis” and “You can’t step into the same river tweis.”
  • Cold: Since ice cream is cold, here are some cold-related phrases that could serve as puns:
    • Cold:”Cold as blue blazes,” and “Cold as ice,” and “Break out in a cold sweat,” and “A cold heart,” and “Going cold turkey,” and “Cold comfort,” and “A cold day in hell,” and “Cold feet,” and “The cold light of day,” and “The cold shoulder,” and “Stone cold sober,” and “In cold blood,” and “Leave out in the cold,” and “Out cold.”
    • *col*→ *cold*: As in, “An extensive cold-lection,” and “Cold-lateral damage,” and “Going to cold-lege,” and “A cold-laborative effort,” and “Newspaper cold-lumnist,” and “Standard protocold,” and “Smooth as chocoldlate.”
  • I see→ Icy: As in, “I call ’em as icy ’em,” and “Icy what you did there.”
  • *icy*: Emphasise the “icy” in some words: “Open-door policy,” and “Honesty is the best policy,” and “Not too spicy,” and “Like a fish needs a bicycle.”
  • *chal* → *chill*: As in, “Up to the chillenge” and “A chillenging situation” and “Nonchillant attitude.”
  • *chel* → *chill*: As in, “Fake leather satchill” and “Bachillor pad.”
  • Chelsea → Chillsea
  • *chil* → *chill*: As in, “Women and chilldren first.”
  • *gel* → *chill*: As in, “Chocolate chillato (gelato)” and “Weirdly chillatinous (gelatinous)” and “My guardian anchill (angel).”
  • *gil* → *chill*: Vichillant (vigilant), achillity (agility) and vichillante (vigilante).
  • For he’s→ Freeze: As in, “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
  • Free→ Freeze: As in, “A symbol of freezedom,” and “Freeze as a bird,” and “Breathe freezely,” and “Buy one, get one freeze,” and “Freezedom fighter,” and “Get out of jail freeze card,” and “The best things in life are freeze,” and “No such thing as a freeze lunch,” and “Walk freeze,” and “Leader of the freeze world.” Some free-related words: freezelance, freezeloader, carefreeze, scot-freeze, painfreeze and fancy-freeze. Note: to get off scot-free is to get away without penalty or punishment.
  • For his→ Freeze: As in, “Freeze own sake.”
  • Foe→ Froze: As in, “Friend or froze?”
  • Flow*→ Froze*: As in, “Ebb and froze,” and “Get the creative juices froze-ing,” and “Go with the froze.”
  • Ferocious→ Frozecious: As in, “A frozecious facial expression.”
  • Cider → Spider: As in, “All talk and no spider.”
  • Spied her → Spider: As in, “I spider leaving early.” Note: a spider is the Australian/New Zealand name for an ice cream float.
  • Float: “Float” is the shortened term for an ice cream float (which is a scoop of ice cream in a soft drink). Here are related puns:
    • Flat → Float: As in, “Fall float on your face” and “Float broke” and “Float out” and “In no time float.”
    • Leaflet → Leafloat
    • Flotsam → Floatsam: (note: flotsam is floating debris.)
    • *flat* → *float*: floatulence (flatulence), floattery (flattery), infloation (inflation), confloation (conflation).
    • Photo → Floato: As in, “Take a floato, it’ll last longer” and “Wedding floatographer” and “Floatography session.”
    • Flutter → Floatter: As in, “Floatter your eyelashes” and “Have a floatter” and “Heart a-floatter.”
  • Sweat → Sweet: As in “Blood, sweet and tears” and “Beads of sweet rolled down my forehead” and “Break out in a cold sweet” and “By the sweet of my brow” and “Don’t sweet it.” and “Don’t sweet the small stuff.” and “All hot and sweety.”
  • Sweet:  These sweet-related phrases can act as puns in the right situation: As in “You’re so sweet!” and “Oh that’s soo sweet!” and “Revenge is sweet” and “Short and sweet” and “Lay some sweet lines on someone” and “Sweet dreams” and “Sweet Jesus!” and “You bet your sweet life!” and “That was a sweet trick, dude.” and “Sweet as, bro.” and “Whisper sweet nothings” and “Home sweet home” and “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet” and “Sweet smell/taste of success/victory” and “Sweetheart.
  • Seat → Sweet: As in, “Backsweet driver” and “By the sweet of your pants” and “Hold on to your sweet” and “Not a dry sweet in the house” and “On the edge of my sweet” and “Please be sweeted” and “Take a back sweet” and “The best sweet in the house.”
  • Tree→ Treat: As in, “Difficult as nailing jelly to a treat,” and “Barking up the wrong treat,” and “Can’t see the wood for the treats,” and “Charm the birds out of the treats,” and “Legs like treat trunks,” and “Make like a treat and leave,” and “Money doesn’t grow on treats,” and “Treat hugger,” and “You’re outta your treat.”
  • *tri*→ *tree*: As in, “Full of nutreat-ents,” and “What is your best attreatbute?” and “How cool are golden retreatvers?” and “A love treatangle,” and “A treatvial problem,” and “We pay treatbute to the fallen.”
  • Eat → Treat: As in, “A bite to treat,” and “All you can treat,” and “Treat out of someone’s hand,” and “Treat someone alive,” and “Treat to live,” and “Treat your heart out,” and “Treaten alive,” and “Treating for two,” and “Treats, shoots and leaves,” and “Good enough to treat,” and “You are what you treat.”
  • Milk: As ice cream is made of milk (including non-dairy ones, like almond and coconut), we have some milk-related puns to finish off this list:
    • Silk → Milk: As in, “Smooth as milk” and “Milky smooth.”
    • Make → Milk: As in, “Absence milks the heart grow fonder” and “Milk up your mind” and “Can’t milk head or tail of it” and “Details milk the difference” and “Enough to milk you sick.”

Note: if you’d like further information about the dairy industry or avoiding dairy in your diet and lifestyle, the documentary Dominion is a great place to start. For further information on other animal industries and support in starting your own vegan lifestyle, Earthling Ed’s videos are a great source of information, as are the vegan and animal rights subreddits. And here are some great vegan ice cream recipes for you to try and enjoy!

Ice Cream-Related Words

To help you come up with your own ice cream puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

ice cream, sundae, scoop, cone, soft serve, lick, vanilla, chocolate, bubblegum, neapolitan, strawberry, mint, cookies and cream, butterscotch, chocolate chip, cookie dough, mango, rum and raisin, rocky road, gelato, sorbet, dessert, dairy, waffle (cone), ripple, spoon, choc top, cherry, nuts, whipped cream, sprinkles, fudge, melt, banana split,ice cream cake, ice cream sandwich, ben & jerry’s, baskin robbins, haagen daaz, magnum, drumstick, cornetto, halo top, weiss, dairy queen, paddle pop, peters, cold, icy, chill, freeze, frozen, freezer, pint, treat, sweet, frozen yoghurt, icy pole, popsicle, parlour, churn, spider, float, snowcone, milk

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