This entry is all about frog puns! Topics related to frogs like tadpoles and toads are also included. Interestingly, the term “toad” is just a “folk taxonomy” which is based mostly on the visual appearance of the animal. Some “toad” species are more closely related to frogs than to other toads. If there’s enough demand, toads may eventually get their own entry.
You might also like to check out the Punpedia entries on on otter puns, fish puns, turtle puns, beach puns and squid puns for some more water-themed word play.
As with all entries on Punpedia, if you’ve got a great frog pun, you can post it in the comments and one of our curators will add it to this entry.
Frog Puns List
Each item in this list of frog puns is either a simple word-swap (e.g. froggy → foggy) or it may be a general rule from which multiple puns can be made. In the case of general rules, the asterisks sign (*) represents one or more letters.
- Riveting → Ribbeting: “This documentary is ribbeting!”
- Rivet → Ribbet: “We need more ribbets to connect the steel beams.”
- Forgot → Frogot: “Sorry, I completely frogot!”
- Forgotten → Frogotten: “I’ve frogotten all the lyrics!”
- Forgetfulness → Frogetfulness: “My frogetfulness is the reason I was fired.”
- Forgiveness → Frogiveness: “I’m sorry. Can I have your frogiveness?”
- Forgave → Frogave: “Oh, I frograve you for that a long time ago!”
- Forgo → Frogo: “We need to frogo some of our privileges so that we can help others in need.”
- Unforgettable → Unfrogettable: “That holiday was completely unfrogettable.”
- Fragment → Frogment: “I’ve still got a frogment of hope left.”
- Fragrance → Frogrance: “Oh, that frogrance has a lovely smell.”
- Friggin’ → Froggin’: “This is froggin’ awesome!”
- Frugal → Frogal: “I’m only buying necessities – I’m trying to be frogal.” (Terrible! :P)
- Towed → Toad: “If you park here, your car will be toad.”
- Told → Toad: “I toad you kids to get off my lawn!”
- Toed → Toad: “I prefer open-toad shoes.”
- Today → Toaday: “Toaday is the big day!”
- Toddler → Toaddler: “Toaddlers are so cute! Always toaddling about and falling over.”
- Totalitarianism → Toadalitarianism: “The toadalitarian regime lasted for 14 years.”
- Totally → Toadally: “Frog puns are toadally awesome.”
- Total → Toadal: “We have thirty two dollars and ten cents in toadal.”
- Fib → Am-fib-ian: (Corniness level: maximum) “Are you telling am-fib-ians?”
- Girls → Gills: Frogs don’t have gills, but tadpoles do – you might have to use this one with care.
- Depend → depond: “Can I depond on you or not?”
- Appendix → Appondix: “The graph is in the appondices.”
- Compendium → Compondium : “A well organised compondium of useful information.”
- Dependence → Depondence : “I’ve developed a depondence on frog puns over the years.”
- Perpendicular → Perpondicular : “Perpondicular lines are at 90 degree angles to one another.”
- Suspended → Susponded : “I was susponded for excessive frog pun usage.”
- Hop: “I’m just going to hop over to the shops, do you want anything?”
- Hopping: “He’s hopping mad!”
- Hop → Hope: “I hop to one day start a charity.”
- Hoping → Hopping: “I’m hopping this frog pun isn’t too shameful.”
- Come here to → Kermit: If “come here to” is pronounced in a very slurred accent (“kerm ere’ ta”), then it sounds a little like “kermit”. Use carefully!
- Commit → Kermit: “We’re in a kermitted relationship.” and “Happily, the number of people kermitting suicide is falling.”
- Hermit → Kermit: “Yeah, an old kermit lives in that house.”
- Bug: “Will you please stop bugging me?”
- Paddling: “We used to receive a paddling for acting up in class.”
- Cloak → Croak: “I need a water-proof croak for winter.”
- Froggy: This term is an adjective for anything with has some froglike characteristics: “The old seargent’s gruff, froggy voice.”
- Foggy → Froggy: “It’s really froggy on the roads tonight, drive carefully.”
That’s all the frog puns we have so far! There’s lots more to be made and we need your help! The list of frog-related words below is just to get you started. Please submit any and all frog puns in the comments to help improve this Punpedia entry.
- ? → Webbed
- ? → Webbed feet
- ? → Protruding eyes
- ? → Rainforest
- ? → Tongue
- ? → Frogger
- ? → Pepe
- ? → Croak
- ? → Croaker
- ? → Croaking
- ? → Frogspawn
- ? → Batrachian
- ? → Frog-eyed
- ? → Insectivore
- ? → Poison dart
- ? → Tadpole
- ? → Tree-frog
- ? → Bullfrog
- ? → Metamorphosis
- ? → Pollywog
If you’re after more aquatic-ish animal word play, check out our entries on otter puns, frog puns and crab puns. We’ve also got a more general water puns entry too!
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This entry is all about turtle puns! There are also a sprinkle of tortoise puns too, so be careful if you’re looking for specifically turtle-based puns (tortoise are completely land-based, turtles mostly live in or around water). As you’ll see, there are a lot of “shell”-based puns to be made, and also a few puns using the names of different turtle species/families.
You might also like to check out the Punpedia entries on on otter puns, frog puns, fish puns, shark puns, beach puns and squid puns for some more water-based word play.
As with all entries on Punpedia, if you’ve got a great turtle pun, you can post it in the comments and one of our curators will add it to this entry.
Turtle Puns List
Each item in this list of turtle puns is either a simple word-swap (e.g. total → turtle) or it may be a general rule from which multiple puns can be made. In the case of general rules, the asterisks sign (*) represents one or more letters.
- Total→ Turtle: “I am in turtle awe of her skills.”
- Totally→ Turtley: “Turtley!” and “This is turtley amazing!”
- Totalitarian→ Turtleitarian: “It’s a cruel turtle-itarian regime.”
- Celebration→ Shellebration: As in “After finishing we should have a shellebration.”
- Startle → Sturtle: “Oh! You sturtled me!” and “That was sturtling news.”
- Turtle-neck: A “turtle-neck” is a high, close-fitting neck on a shirt. Can be used as a turtle pun with the right context.
- Sel* → Shell*: If a word starts with “sel” a shell pun can be made by switching it with “shell”. For example: shellection (selection), shellect (select), shelldom (seldom), shellfless (selfless), shellfish (selfish).
- *sel → *shell: Words ending in “sel” can often be punned upon with “shell”: vesshell (vessel), tasshell (tassel), weashell (weasel), musshell (mussel), etc.
- *sel* → *shell*: Words containing “sel” can yeild nice puns on “shell”: Hershellf, himshellf, themshellves, itshellf, myshellf, yourshelf, yourshelves, convershelly, counshelling, preshellected, overshelling, undershelling, ushellessely, weashelling.
- Shall→ Shell: As in “Shell I compare thee to a summer’s day?” and “He who lives by the sword shell die by the sword.”
- *cial → *shell: When a word has “cial” as a suffix, this suffix can usually be swapped out for “shell” to create a shell pun: soshell (social), speshell (special), offishell (official), finanshell, commershell, crushell, judishell, artifishell, provinshell, rashell, benefishell, superfishell, fashell, glashell, sacrifishel, antisoshell.
- Sell → Shell: “How many do we have left to shell?”
- Hell → Shell: “The party last night was a shell of a time.”
- Flip her → Flipper: As in “Don’t you dare flip her off! That’s rude!” and “We’re going to need to flip her on her belly before the surgery.”
- Flip out → Flipper-t: “Woah! No need to flipper-t about my bad turtle puns.”
- Taught us → Tortoise: “Our parents tortoise to be kind to animals.”
- Tore this → Tortoise: “Turtle puns tortoise family apart.”
- Bleak → Beak: Many turtles have beak-like mouths – “The outlook is beak.”
- Riddle → Ridley: Refers to a type of small turtle that lives in tropical seas – “Ridley me this!” and “She speaks in ridleys.”
- A → Loggerhead: Refers to a species of large marine turtle. Also used as an insult for someone who speaks or behaves unintelligently: “That news anchor is a bit of a loggerhead.”
- Snapping: A “snapping turtle” is a type of turtle known for its aggression and powerful jaw. The term “snapping” is also used for quick and irritable speech: “The teacher was intermittently snapping at her.”
- Snap in → Snapping: Refers to a type of turtle. “To snap in quarters.”
- Napping → Snapping: “Did I wake you up? Na, I was jus’ snapping.”
- A → Leatherback: Refers to a very large black turtle with a thick leathery shell.
- Stinkpot: Refers to a species of turtle which can defensively produce a foul smell. Can also refer to a contemptible or foul smelling person or thing: “Jason, you stinkpot! Stop making turtle puns.”
- Plaster on → Plastron: Refers to the underside part of a turtle’s (or tortoise’s, or snake’s) shell: “You may need to put some plastron after I beat you in this pun battle.”
- S’cute → Scute: A “scute” refers to large bony or horny plate as on an armadillo or turtle: “Aww, scute how he walks all wobbly like that.”
- Slow: Although many turtles are quite fast (The pacific leatherback turtle can swim as fast as 34 km/h), the “turtles are slow” stereotype may allow you to use the word “slow” as a turtle pun in the right context.
- Mutant: The series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles may be well-known enough for the word “mutant” to constitute a turtle pun in the right context.
- Mossback: A “mossback” can refer to a very old turtle that, because of its age, has grown moss on its back. It can also refer to a very conservative person; one with old-fashioned views.
- Hair → Hare: Because of the fame of the Tortoise and the Hare story, one might be able to make a subtle turtle/tortoise pun (with the right context) by switching “hair” for “hare“.
As you can see our turtle puns list is still short! Below is a list of turtle-related words that we still need puns for. If you’d like to help us out, please post suggestions in the comments! Also, this source of turtle-related words may be handy (as might this source).
- ? → Hawksbill: Refers to a small, endangered tropical sea turtle.
- ? → Reptile: All turtles and tortoises are reptiles.
- ? → Carapace: Refers to the hard upper shell of a turtle, crustacean, or arachnid.
- ? → Raphael: A fictional turtle from TMNT.
- ? → Michaelangelo: A fictional turtle from TMNT.
- ? → Donatello: A fictional turtle from TMNT.
- ? → Leonardo: A fictional turtle from TMNT.
- ? → Genbu: Refers to a mythical turtle in Japanese Mythology.
- ? → Kurma: Means “turtle” in Sanskrit and refers to the Hindu Turtle God.
- ? → Great A’Tuin: Refers to the “World Turtle” that helps carry the world in the Discworld series of novels by Terry Pratchet.
- ? → Mock turtle: Refers to a fictional turtle in “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” by Lewis Carroll (wiki).
- ? → Galapagos: Galapagos tortoises are a species of giant tortoise found on the Galapagos islands.
- ? → Anapsid: Refers to “a primitive reptile having no opening in the temporal region of the skull; all extinct except turtles”
- ? → Sea turtle
- ? → Tortoiseshell
If you’re after more aquatic-ish animal word play, check out our entries on otter puns, frog puns and crab puns. And we’ve got a more general water puns entry too!
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This entry is all about squid! As you’ll notice, the majority of squid puns are just seeing how many words you can fit “squid” into without completely destroying the original phonetics.
You might also like to check out the Punpedia entries on fish puns, shark puns, beach puns and crab puns for related wordplay.
As with all entries on Punpedia, if you’ve got a great squid pun, you can post it in the comments and one of our curators will add it to this entry.
Squid Puns List
Each item in this list of squid puns is either a simple word-swap (e.g. kidding → squidding) or it may be a general rule from which multiple puns can be made. In the case of general rules, the asterisks sign (*) represents one or more letters.
- Inkling: As in “I have an inkling that he’s lying.”
- Inc* → Ink*: Most words that starts with “inc” can be turned into an squid pun (because most squid can release ink). You can use this list of words starting with “inc” to invent your own. Here are some examples: inklude, inkrease, inkome, inkorporate, inklusion, inkur, inkredible, inkonvenience, inkapable, inkompetence, inkubate, inkursion, inkumbent, inkorrect, inkonsistency, inkoherence, inkarceration, inkrements, inkonspicuous, inkarnate, inkapacitated.
- Think* → Ink*: As in, “By George, I ink you’ve got it,” and “Come to ink of it,” and “Great minds ink alike,” and “I ink I love you,” and “I can’t hear myself ink,” and “I ink, therefore I am,” and “It makes you ink,” and “Positive inking,” and “Put on your inking cap,” and “Ink the un-inkable!”
- Kid → Squid: As in “Yeah, she is the smartest squid in her class.”
- Kidding → Squidding: As in “I was just squidding!”
- Kid* → Squid*: Generalising the above pun, the prefix “kid” can be replaced with “squid” as follows: squidding (kidding), squidnapped (kidnapped), squidney (kidney), squid (kid).
- ?id* → Squid*: If a word begins with “?id” where ‘?’ represents any letter, then this prefix can sometimes be replaced with “squid”. For example: squiddle (middle), squidlife crisis (midlife crisis), squidget (midget), squiddle (riddle), squidiculous (ridiculous), squideotape (videotape), squiddish (yiddish), squidth (width), squidow (widow), squidget (widget).
- Kraken: As in, “Release the kraken!” Note: the kraken is a legendary sea monster that is popular in pirate stories and mythology.
- Cracking → Kraken: As in, “Get kraken!” and “You’re kraken me up!”
- Crack → Kraken: As in, “At the kraken of dawn,” and “Kraken a smile,” and “Have a kraken at it,” and “Snap, kraken, and pop.”
- Bid → Squid: As in “I squid you farewell!”
- Bidder → Squider: As in “The vase will go the the highest squidder.”
- Did → Squid: As in “I squid not eat the cookie! He’s lying!”
- Didn’t → Squidn’t: As in “I squidn’t mean to bother you.”
- Ten tickles → Ten-tickles: As in “Surely ten-tickles would make anyone laugh?”
- *s quit → *s squid: If the word “quit” follows a word ending in “s” it could work as a squid pun: “The main reason smokers squid is because of family pressure.” and “Quit means squid!”
- Quid → Squid: As in “Mate, you still owe me 10 squid from that bet the other night.” The term “quid” is slang for “pound” or “dollar” depending on the region.
- Accidentally → Acsquidentally: As in “I acsquidentally dropped my plate.”
- Acidification → Asquidification: As in “This farming land has been ruined by asquidification.”
- Incidentally → Insquidentally: As in “The drugs was discovered only insquidentally after their arrest.”
- Assiduously → Asquiduously: As in “He assquiduously cleaned every nook and cranny.” Assiduously means with great care and attention to detail.
- Coincidentally → Coinsquidentally: As in “Do you know his name, coinsquidentally?”
- Subsidiary → Subsquidiary: As in “No, it’s a subsquidiary of that company.”
- Reconsider → Reconsquider: As in “Please, I beg you to reconsquider.”
- Insidious → Insquidious: As in “The insquidious erosion of rights and liberties.” Also works for “inksquidious.”
- Suck*: As in, “Sucks to be you,” and “Sucker punch,” and “Sucker for punishment,” and “Suck someone dry,” and “A sucker for squid puns.”
- Bleak → Beak: As in “The outlook is beak.”
- Bake → Beak: As in, “Beak and shake,” and “Beak off,” and “Beaker’s dozen,” and “Half-beaked,” and “I’m beaking a pie.”
- Stef → Ceph*: As in, “Cephano,” and “Cephanie.”
As you can see our squid puns list is still quite short! If you’d like to help us out, the following squid-related words still need puns: calamari, cephalopod, beak, dibranchate, leviathan, ink sac, tentacles, decapod, octapod. If you come up with any puns for these words, or any other squid-themed words, please share them in the comments!
If you’re after more sea-life word play, check out our entry on crab puns and our massive fish puns entry.
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