Welcome to the Punpedia entry on snow puns! ❄☃🌨 Whether you’re in search of the perfect silly instagram caption, a name for your snowboarding crew, or whatever else, we hope this entry is useful to you 🙂 Most of the puns in this list could also be used as winter puns, and general cold-related puns. Enjoy!
Snow Puns List
Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about snow that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s the list of snow puns:
- So → Snow: As in “And snow on and snow forth” and “As it snow happens” and “Every snow often” and “Go snow far as to” and “I told you snow” and “I suppose snow” and “Say it ain’t snow” and “Snow much for that” and “Snow what?” and “Is that snow?” and “Without snow much as a” and “Snow long, friend”
- Rude of → Rudolf: As in “How Rudolf you to say that.”
- Help → Alp: As in “Can I Alp you?” and “Alp yourself” and “A cry for Alp“
- Ice: “Skating/walking on thin ice” and “Breaking the ice” and “Cut no ice with” and “Ice, ice, baby”
- Power → Powder: As in “With great powder comes great responsibility” and “Absolute powder corrupts absolutely” and “Gun powder” and “Girl powder” and “Powder to the people” and “Powder nap” and “Powder ups” and “Powder and glory”
- Cold: “Cold shoulder” and “Cold calling” and “In cold blood” and “Leave (someone) out in the cold” and “Revenge is a dish best served cold” and “Stone cold sober” and “Take a cold hard look (at yourself)” and “The Cold War”
- Know → Snow: As in “It takes one to snow one” and “For all I snow …” and “In the snow” and “I snow full well that …” and “Snow thy enemy” and “You snow the drill”
- First → Frost: As in “At frost glance” and “Cast the frost stone” and “Frost come, frost served” and “Frost and foremost” and “Frost impressions” and “Frost port of call” and “Frost things frost” and “Don’t know the frost thing about …” and “Frost in, best dressed”
- Sled → Led: As in “It sled us to the wrong conclusion” and “He’s easily sled“
- Slay → Sleigh: As in “The knight who sleighed the dragon”
- Slash → Slush: As in “Prices have been slushed“
- Phrase → Freeze: As in “Coin a freeze” and “Turn of freeze“
- It’s leet → Sleet: The term “sleet” refers to partially melted snow (or snow mixed with rain). The term “leet” (or l33t) is short for “elite” in internet slang.
- Weather: As in “I’ve been under the weather” and “Weather out the storm”
- Whether → Weather: As in “I don’t know weather …”
- Hail: As in “All hail the glorious leader”
- Slope: As in “That’s a slippery slope“
- Why’d → White: As in “White you do that?”
- Wide → White: As in “Eyes white open” and “Whole white world” and “I searched far and white“
- Rhyme → Rime: As in “Neither rime nor reason”
- Snowflake: This is used as a slang insult to suggest that someone is physically or mentally frail.
- Pissed → Piste: As in “He can’t drive – he’s piste” and “I’m just really piste off right now”. A piste is a ski run of compacted snow.
- I’ll pine → Alpine: As in “Alpine for you while you’re gone” – to “pine” means to “miss and long for the return of”.
- Have (a) lunch → Avalanche: As in “We’re going to avalanche at the new restaurant.”
- Have a launch → Avalanche: As in “Are you going to avalanche party?”
- *s no → *s snow: As in “There’s snow easy way to say it” and “It’s snow problem at all.”
- So bored → Snow board
- Edward Snowden or Edward Snowed In
- I see → Icy: As in “Icey what you did there.” and “Icey dead people.”
- I see → I ski: See above.
- What are → Water: As in “Water you doing out so late tonight?” and “Water you doing tomorrow?”
- What are we → Watery: As in “Watery going to do?” and “Watery doing today, friends?”
- Do you → Dew: As in “Dew want to grab a coffee some time?” and “How dew do?”
- *hale → *hail: As in “Inhail deeply, then exhail slowly.”
- Flake: As in “He’s very flakey – he probably won’t show up.” and “Cornflakes aren’t all that healthy.”
- I s* → Ice s*: Any phrase which has the word “I” and word after it which begins with “s” can be made into an ice pun. Here are a couple of examples: “Ice see dead people.” and “And ice stood there for a moment, completely stunned.” and “Ice simply have no idea.”
- Whiteout: This refers to a blizzard, especially in polar regions, that reduces visibility to near zero. It also refers to the special liquid used to correct errors that are written in pen. This double meaning might be used for a snow pun in the right context.
- Saw → Thaw: As in “I came, I thaw, I conquered”
- Very slow → Glacial: As in “The official described progress in the talks as glacial“
Here’s a list of snow-related concepts to help you come up with your own snow puns:
snowy, ice, precipitation, snowfall, snowflake, water, wind, blizzard, hail, flake, snowy, cloud, sleet, avalanche, snow man, whiteout, snow flurry, graupel, rain, weather, snowmobile, winter, fog, melting, snowshoes, snowball, glacier, meltwater, snowscape, snowfield, slopes, snowcap, snowplow, slush, slushy, crystal, atmosphere, flurry, snow storm, thaw, igloo, ski, white, sled, toboggan, sleigh, snowboard, powder, snowed in, tire chain, sledging, snow angel, shovel, frost, snow bank, black ice, icicle, rime, froze, frozen, freeze, freezing, hailstorm, permafrost, Jack Frost, glacial, floe, white christmas, icy, pack ice, snow mobile
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